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Nothing To Smile About In Nashville (Patreon)

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2023-05-06 02:53:54
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2026-06
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A recording of our space, aka the situation room, after we found out the Matty Healy plane hit the Taylor Swift tower in the holy land. Thank you to @dweetgye on Twitter for recording and we'll reconvene for the surprise songs later! 

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Madelyn

Fuck what if she does like romantic songs and says something about the 1975:(:(:(

sylvie

if she brings him onstage im actually going to have a stroke

Giana

Okay someone please tell me how these space things work? I’m not Twitter savvy at all and I wanna make sure I don’t miss the next one! Can I access it through the Twitter app? Can I turn on a notification to know when it’s happening? What even is a “space”, is it essentially just like going live? And lastly, do you guys just do them randomly or what? Lmao soo so so sorry for all my moronic questions 🤣 I truly live under a rock when it comes to shit like this and literally only go on Twitter for Taylor content and Taylor Nation tweets soooo🤷🏻‍♀️ Go easy on me lol

Gracie Day

Okay, so I left a couple semi pro Matty comments, but my stomach has dropped and I feel ill. It’s a full moon and I think reality has glitched into a dark part of the multiverse

RiskBat

Taylor's relationship with Lena Dunham is makin so much more sense to me after this for some reason lol this woman is drawn to MESS

maura

Setlist.fm for tonight says this for the “song” after Bad Blood: matty healy gets on stage and professes his undying love for taylor swift then sings fergalicous This song currently isn't used in any Taylor Swift setlist.

Carla

SPEAK NOW TV UT JULY 7TH

Carla

ON THE SACRED DAY ... WITH THAT LIZARD MAN!!

Ana Facha

TURNS OUT THERE IS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT ACTUALLY

Ty

She announced speak now tv AND she’s playing teardrops on the piano like Zack said lmao

Hannah

SPEAK NOW TV I cannot right now

Marissa Emily

SPEAK NOW ANNOUNCED. I REPEAT. SPEAK NOW JULY 7 2023💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Taralynn

JULY 7TH IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Taralynn

everybody moved.

Maja Gunhold

suicide note reads as follows. i love you all. i love everyone here. but i can't do it anymore. it's too hard. i can't live in taylor nation anymore and i can't live without the taylor nation therefore i can't go on living. you won't miss me. there was nothing you could do. i'm sorry. i love you. good bye

Herberta Cain

This is absolutely a messy rebound but she also chose exactly the fucking guy to be a bizarre "flex" and go nananananana to Joe precisely bc he's got a cult following of horny tiktokers rn . She's throwing everything out an 80 story window including herself. Also speak now tv. This is the last day of my life. Evil is in the air. I've been on my period for 2 straight weeks and this Is why because my body knew this was coming and said it's time to drain the bitch my body is trying to abort itself from the inside .

lavendersnake

If this was just a PR stunt, the epic tantrum I threw is now extremely embarrassing

sophie

has everyone seen the video of them onstage saying the same line...... well it's joever

Starbuck1234!

What is she thinking? this guy. I’m not sure about it. What on earth does she see in him. He makes out with his fans, with himself, he’s an addict (no shade, just that Taylor isn’t really the type to be on drugs). What th. Did she start using drugs?

Olivia Donovan

For the first time EVER I’m angrily growling listening to this… that man is so vile. Like what the absolute fuck

jas

Everything about today was so dark sided and evil….. I truly want to know all the details about the breakup bc everything that’s happening now must be a direct reaction to how they ended things. Going from WaxMan Joe to whatever tf hybrid Matty Healy is is just too hard for me to comprehend. What a psychotic gal. GO TO THERAPY SEEK HELP FIND JOY

Estelle

waking up to this.... EVIL

Ruby J

Sooooooo…. No 2016 part 2?

Elene

What if this is a PR thing for SN + a petty move to piss off Joe… Idk what to think anymore

Cameron

ORACLES!!!! Predicting SNTV announcement tn!!!!!

lauren

This night is my villain origin story

Ciara

Smelly man's half baked dancing to Shake It Off is NOT the vibe of a Nashville. N1. SNTV announcement. surprise songs Sparks fly and teardrops. nothing new with phoebe homecoming of the century ... I'm now gravely concerned about premature aging and the rapid onset of wrinkles!!!!!! because girlies.. I cannot stop my face from viscerally reacting to the image of them spilling wine in the bathtub etc etc GET IT OFF MY DESK NOOOOWWWW

Meridith

I’m trying to picture them together and my brain just … won’t. It won’t compute it as a possibility. Taylor in his concrete dungeon of a home? No. Matty meeting her cats? Meredith would start hissing violently as soon as he walked in the room. Them sitting at the same table to have dinner together? I mean I guess they both love wine?

Beca Stockman

Said I wanted the Tay chaos this summer… I guess sometimes we truly get just what we wanted 🥲

floor

i’m so shocked but!!! at the same time, this is the most taylor thing eeeveerrr. this IS the plot of the way i loved you lowkey

s(l)am (dunk)

i feel in my bones that taylor and matty cooked up this little plan to be funny trolls amongst themselves and make us all crazy and it just happens to put more eyes on the speak now tv announcement AND probably irk joe, lots of positives for her! she has unhinged energy currently and must think this is so funny 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Burtasaurusrex11

I'm still holding out hope it's a PR stunt. Her and Joe break up. Rumors swirl about Joe cheating. He emerges looking VERY unwell. People are coming after his costar for posting pics of him on IG. So Taylor, being a benevolent and merciful woman says "who is the grossest, greasiest, problematic person I can put a dating rumor out about that will make people want Joe back?"

Herberta Cain

I'm scared. What if question was actually about stinky man.. what if the 1 was about stinky man. What if ivy was about stinky man. It's just a PR stunt right though THIS IS JUST A PR STUNT. There's no way.

Freya Carroll

I’ve got three ‘I’m in denial and can’t accept this’ theories: 1) Taylor knows the media is going to be digging around trying to pair her up with different men now she’s single so she’s getting ahead of it and feeding fake info and Matty is playing along with her because it’s funny 2)They’re trying to quieten the Gaylor theorising 3)They’ve collabed for a Speak Now Vault Track and the “This one’s about you, you know who you are, I love you” is a reference to a lyric and they’re drumming up hype for it by seeming like they’re together

Ty

About the whole only dating Brit’s thing: she dated jake gyllenhall and John Mayer, I understand giving up on Americans after that

Cynthia

He was also born in 1989. You know she loves this....

Zoe Hamann

the fact he was the inspiration for the rat in flushed away makes this even funnier

Michelle

Revisiting this after TTPD. Hilarious! “Maybe we need to reduce some human rights” omg im cracking up 😂

Michelle

Y’all clocked the crash and burn so hard wow 😂

JWJo

It was crash and burn and we got 31 delicious songs from it 👏👏👏

Mikee Dayrit

Here after these two got married to diff ppl within a fortnight of each other lmfao