The fact that parts of this article read like lyrics that Taylor wrote 😭😭 (Patreon)

Like, references to how he stepped on / climbed over all kinds of people to get to where he is and has thus only fostered ill will, references to how he’s the “MASTER OF SPIN,” if you will… I found it a really interesting read first of all because all of this like, business aspect to the music industry is something I only have a 100 course level of knowledge in (literally I took a 100 level class in college about the industry and it was mostly shit about copyright and royalties tbh 😭😭) so it‘s pretty informative and gets into specifics beyond just ARIANA LEFT etc etc…but also because Taylor is a soothsayer and a voo doo professional the likes of which this world has never ever fucking seen. 

I’m not an expert, but here’s some of the bat lizard 🦎 thoughts … 

1.) you fucked up boiiii and we are all throwing tomatoes and smiling . YOU !! are Quasimodo in the town square and WE !!! Are the townsfolk just absolutely demolishing you for being such a fucking flop. 

2.) Being unkind, selfish, greedy, and treating people like shit will always end poorly for these people no matter how long it takes … it’s not only Tayvoodoo but also, the universe stepping in. Jeff Bezos sleep with one fucking eye open for the rest of your life for real… 

3.) I’m convinced now more than ever that Taylor is a good person dkskdkdkd it seems silly but like. Sorry. No one with bad karma and no one with a malicious spirit gets to win like this .. not ever .. WE SMILE !! 

4.) How juicy and delicious it is to think of that god awful article Billboard wrote about Scott Brufloppa and Pooter Brain where they were pictured wearing king’s crowns lording over an empire ….. and to now watch this :) laughing at others’ misfortunes is never good, but how about a gentle and knowing smile? 

5.) To think during Lover when Taylor may have not been at the top of her game and this was all happening, how public sentiment really was not with her. People laughed about it and called her greedy for wanting to own her own music. And now she is simply taking over the world as the people’s princess and Scooter is being rotisseried like a pig fresh from the trough …… one has to wonder how much Taylor being at the literal top of the fucking world has played into all this. Being an enemy of the biggest name in music is not wise Flooper Bran … 

6.) Karma is a cat ……