DeuxLizard weighs in on TimotheePictureGate (not what it's called but it's what EYE am calling it) (Patreon)

One thing about me, I actually really like Timothee Chalamet, but perhaps that's actually not fucking interesting or unique seeing as how he's like one of the most sought after actors in Hollywood currently. People like to say "whatever happened to movie stars?!?" To me, he and Zendaya and Margot Robbie are our some of current MOVIE STARS, definitely among the A-list. Jacob Elordi is making his way up there, now, as well. 

In any event, as a Timothee Chalamet fan, or at least as someone who slows down when I'm scrolling to view blurbs about him from the news and gossip sites, I have been low key tuned into the Kylie/Timothee romance...I'm also a girlie and I like celeb romances I mean as we know I'm a tayvis I'm pilled etc etc, well I'm also pilled for OTHER celeb romances of note, even ones that I don't particularly enjoy.........like, for example, Kylie and Timothee. Incidentally I also DESPISED Kendall and Harry when they were together but I was fucking seated for it, like I was tuned into the show and reading the articles and viewing the pictures of them too 😭 what can I say I just really like being in celeb couples' business....

In that vein DeuxLizard was clocked in to Kylie and Timothee from the moment they were all over each other at the Renaissance tour LA!!!!!!! CLOCKED IN LADIES. Time card IN. Uniform ON. Hair UP. Needless to say when they showed up together at the Golden Globes weeellll I was clocked in, then, too...I keep thinking it's all some weird joke they're playing because I genuinely cannot figure out why they're together or what they talk about or what's going on...do I think Timothee will stick it anywhere YES!!!!!!!!! Do I think they're doing much talking NO!!!!!!!!!! I don't even get it from a "PR relationship" standpoint...to be fair the KarJenners are falling off and no one gives af, and I think Timothee, again, will fuck anyone for any reason so it's not like anyone has to beg him to do a fake relationship, but it just doesn't fully add up to me. It makes no sense as a real relationship, it makes no sense as a fake relationship, but either way, I just really enjoy to see it. The videos of them like talking and staring at one another and kissing....................I was ready to bomb myself. I'M A GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST REALLYYYY LOVE ROMANCE...EVEN ONES I DON'T UNDERSTAND.... 

Nonetheless....me being a Chalajenner is neither here, nor there, and certainly not the point of the post....we are of course here to discuss the moment Selena leaned down and said something to Taylor and Keleigh Teller at the Golden Globes. Here's what he know for sure...Selena said something, made a face like she was imitating someone, and shook her head and said "no." Taylor : gagged. Keleigh : also gagged. And Keleigh LOUDLY screamed, "with TIMOTHEE?!?!" And Selena nodded up and down like "can you believe it???"

There WERE already rumors from around the room that night that Kylie wasn't really letting anyone get pictures with Timothee, you know, just kinda digging her claws in. Well I would too if I knew deep down we had nothing in common and he was the #1 itgirl and could run off at any given moment...tbh...there really aren't very many pictures of him with other people aside from her from the night, funnily enough. This rumor molded into the other, and then it became : Selena got told she cannot have a picture with Timothee, she immediately ran to her friends to say CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??, and the rest is history....Selena denies this is the truth. But regardless, Selena absolutely is imitating someone telling her no about SOMETHING, Keleigh 1,000% said : "WITH TIMOTHEE?!?" And there really aren't a lot of pictures of Timothee from the event. 2 + 2 = ......However, Timothee did tell TMZ that none of this was true.

Sounds like something Timothee would say as a man who apparently isn't even allowed to take pictures with other women JEOIGAERJGAIEJGOIAEJGOIAEJGIAERJGOAI and something that Kris Jenner would fully have him do.  

It's baffling to me that Selena couldn't keep that to herself in a situation where she's with Taylor Swift and thus had a camera on her from start to fucking finish JOIGJAROI but she also strikes me as someone who like....can't help it....gotta do mess.....Keleigh the woman that you are for screaming at the top of your lungs Timothee's name. I was ambivalent on her since her and Taylor met and starting being friends, but this moment alone made me a stan for life. She really is just a girlie who's not really used to that level of attention being on her and just totally dropped the fucking ball and exposed the entire truth for the world. Taylor being involved in the single juiciest moment of gossip of the night that FOR ONCE had NOTHING directly to do with her has me SEEATTEDDDD................Miss Messy Boots Gomez has me seated...ChalaJenner has me seated.....Keleigh Teller also has me seated....

What do I think really happened?? Well I think Kylie doesn't like Selena for obvious reasons (they once were friends, and then Hailey Bieber stepped in and it all fell apart, correct???) and she probably said uh no you can't get a picture with MYYYY victorian doll boyfriend nice try thooo I think Barry Keoghan is free go ask him!!! The way that Selena scrunched her face and did a little bitchy voice...eye meeannn.....LMFAO!!!!!!! 

Anyway DeuxLizard waits with baited breath for ChalaJenner to break up at the same time I'm waiting for baited breath for them to be seen in public together again 😭 I'm a simple girlie...

And what do the DeuxSnakes think about all this...?