Don't kill me but yes this is a post about Taylor's private jet. (Patreon)
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But trust me I am painfully aware of the fact that this conversation is going to be beat, and beat, and beat utterly to death in the next two weeks before the Super Bowl - probably most notably on that RANCID Reddit page SwiftlyNeutral (the audio recording of the discord event where I had a mental collapse over being forced to read the posts on there will be up in the next few days) where they will all circlejerk over what a horrible person she is for boarding her jet.
It's never been mine or Zack's opinion that Taylor is a horrible person for using her jet, neither have either of us ever thought that she just SHOULDN'T USE IT at all and should commit herself to a life of paper straws and recycled water - but both of our opinions has always been that she simply Uses It Too Much. She has cut back on it a lot (I think she finally stopped letting Jack use it to go zooming into the Baseball Card Hall of Fame or whatever he used it for before) but I do think it's a FAIR critique that the most unnecessary flights she's taken this past year have been for .. . . . . football games . . .. .....
Using her jet to fly for tour : we clap we cheer
Using her jet to fly home for like Christmas and to see her family and shit : well yes!!
Using her jet to get to work-related events like the Grammys and etc : precisely!!
Using her jet for dick appointments and to see Brittany Mahomes : .....james.....
Neeowwww we could get into all the numbers of how much money she's raking in for the NFL and that her appearances at games aren't just her going to have dates with Travis and really there's more to it - I think she genuinely has the time of her life at the games, gets to hang out with friends, gets to dunk on misogynistic jackasses by just existing, and also gets to see her boyfriend. Is she not allowed to do that from time to time?!?!
But now we have reached the Super Bowl and as much as people seem to hate Patrick Mahomes (didn't know this...did not know this...my entire family including Mason was booing the prospect of them going to the super bowl again. I thought he was like #1 football boy that everyone loved, but I guess they're all sick of him TBH I KINDA GET IT...IS HE THE ONLY FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH BRAND DEALS? Why is his face in EVERY commercial?? Nevertheless...) they persisted and are going to the super bowl. Frankly I really enjoyed the game yesterday, incidentally Travis is perhaps really good at football. I don't watch entire games usually but I have before, and more to the point in my life I've seen probably a cumulative days' worth of football, but that game was really, really entertaining, thanks in large part to him. I mean I'm parasocialing a bit but like he's pretty good....and he was clocked in yesterday....anyways I'm getting away from the point which is that they are going to the Super Bowl and Taylor will almost definitely rearrange her life to be there. (I would, to be fair to her)
Taylor has a show in Tokyo (YAAASSS ERAS TOUR) the night before the game, on February 10th. At first glance it seems utterly impossible for her to be at the Super Bowl the next day in Vegas on February 11th - but you have to account for the 17 hour time difference. If she boards her jet literally right after the show is over (she does this more often than you think) she can be in Vegas mid-morning. Girls. There is not a doubt in my mind she is going to do this. Not a singular doubt. None. And again, I reiterate, I WOULD!!!!! Her being there is a huge boost for her, the tour (not that she needs it), if she announces RepTv in Tokyo which there's only a chance she might it's a boost for that as well, AND it's a boost in ratings for the NFL (wouldn't be surprised if they got down on their knees and begged her to go). Not going when she has the ability to do so makes no sense, considering she's done equally as crazy shit for way less important games this season.
But that's sort of the crux of the issue; it wouldn't bother me literally at all if she hadn't already done this multiple times over the course of the season. As it is, I'm a braindead Swiftie first and a braindead Tayvis second so frankly I nearly wouldn't care if she has to release toxic gas into the air in order to be there, but that's because I'm a fool. Other people are not fools. I fear this is a very, very fair thing to criticize her for, lots of people will cook her for it, and I shan't be defending her. I'll be there like a seal clapping and arfing for the Tayvis every time it's on my screen WELL YES I WILL BE!! But I'm not going to sit up there and defend her right to do any of this jaogaerjgoirj like come on...it IS absurd...it IS ridiculous....but I'm helpless and defenseless against it!!!
That said, any and all news articles about this nonsense will be eaten up by the sheer oversaturation of Tayvis, Tayvis, Tayvis, frankly, win or lose. If they win yaayyy king and queen of the prom!! If they lose omfgggg how is Taylor comforting Travis in the wake of this devastating loss!?!?! We can't lose girls...WE can't lose....During and immediately after the Super Bowl nobody will care and those that do will be drowned out. I only post this here because I know the snakes can handle thoughtful, nuanced conversations about Taylor and can find the middle ground between being her total slave and servant and supporting her every move OR riding the SwiftlyNeutral train and calling her a horrible person for doing something many, many other rich people do every day and get away with.
I love Taylor and I think she makes a concerted effort to reduce her emissions, genuinely I think she has put in the effort to reduce where she can... but I also think she's dickmatized and is addicted to going to the games and would not miss this for the entire world.
What do you guys think?!?!
(bonus take from Mason : when I was talking to him about this his only response was that if most of the people who are criticizing her very heavily about this COULD ride their private jet everywhere, they would...and I was kinda speechless because I was like you might be right...lmfao)