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FIGHT TIME 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-10 18:12:21
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2026-06
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here’s how this is gonna work: we have two fighters, CHUCK THE DEATHSTROYER (right) and MILK TWINS (left).

You guys suggest what the fighters should do in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be picked.

Then I’ll draw/post FIGHT TIME 2 based on the winner, and you can make more suggestions for what the fighters do next. Make sense? No?? OK LETS GO!

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Dick van Soest

Chuck the Destroyer chucks his last meal

Jacob McCloud

Chuck the Deathstroyer is going in for a double-fisted purple nurple.

Eduardo Morais

MilkTwins start twerking (it is charging his special)

Bashu

The milk twins suddenly recall their third sibling

Joe

Beat me to it, but it's gotta be this

governor connolly

chuck the destroyer tickles milk twins under all four armpits

Simon Fox

MILK TWINS should plan a romantic vacation where they tour the historic covered bridges of America's Midwest.

Stuart Steen III

MilkTwins uses its hands to do a squirt attack, shooting high pressure streams of milk from four of its nipples, knocking Chuck the Destroyer into the garbage pan that's on fire

Shakam

Chuck does a crunch so hard that his 3 superfluous abs fly off and rocket toward the Milk Twins

Jacob Sabin

Chuck should knee Milk Twins right in the face with his pointy, hairy knee(s). It should poke Milk Twins smaller, upper right eye, as that's ironically his good eye.

Waboodoo

The MilkTwins remember they left the stove on and have to excuse themselves for 5 minutes

DR3AD

Realizing brute force won’t be enough, the Milk Twins activate their forbidden technique: “Colossal Dairy Rejection.” Their nipples start vibrating at extreme frequencies, unleashing lactose molecules in the air itself. Every calcium dependent life form within a 50 mile radius suffers extreme bone softening.

Ryan Hanley

Chuck the destroyer gets upset that the milk twins' milk is almond milk and not 2% milk

Kevin King

Milk Twins use off-screen Cow partner's tag attack (but immediately tags back in to not mess up the other moves you got queued)

DR3AD

Mid-fight Chuck rips off his own arm, igniting it like a Molotov cocktail and hurls it at the Milk Twins. While rocketing towards them, the flesh burns off revealing a serrated bone arm holding misplaced tax paperwork. The IRS materializes out of thin air demanding an audit.

Jacob Sabin

Ooooo! Actually, Chuck could grab his own life bar and plunge the red (hot) end into Milk Twins. Bonus points if Milk Twins beats on him 😏 while getting stabbed and the bar gets smaller, almost causing Chuck to lose his improvised weapon.

Get Familiar With

Right before certain defeat, Chuck drops to one knee as if to surrender. Then, from the orifice of your choice, produces a ring and proposes.

Aaron Saenger

Chuck slices the pubes off Milk twin’s head and puts them back on his chest

DR3AD

Realizing he’s $14,473.58 behind on his ex-wife’s cousin’s pet ferret’s cryogenic storage fees, Chuck enters Debt Repayment Ultra-instinct mode. His entire body converts into a high yield dividend-paying ETF, instantly generating passive income through sheer combat efficiency. Every punch executes a perfectly timed options trade. Shorting the dairy market.

Liam

Using their combined four arms, The Milk Twins perform their signature move, a dreaded 4 X Purple Nurple that they call Udder Destruction

darko

The milk twins should play and win in rock paper scissors because they have more hands

Eightyfourmer

Chuck takes a huge dump into the burning barrel and then proceeds to hurl..err...chuck the burning huge dump at Milk Twins.

John Evans

MILK TWINS proceeds to shoot milk from all six of his udders directly into the lactose intolerant mouth of CHUCK THE DEATHSTROYER

Scott Wilhelm

Milk Twin's nips pop off and turn into attack drones

Gosir

Chuck takes of his clothes just because he feels like it

J.R. Murdock

Milk Twins scrub their laundry on Chuck's washboard abs!

Paul B

Chuck breaks out the Kamehameha Wave

Paul B

Milk Twins spray a mist of sour milk into the air to conceal their attack and disorient Chuck.

Glen

The flaming barrel hurled by Chuck is quickly put out by simultaneous milk sprays. But as the twins ponder over the one nipple that refused to lactate, Chuck comes in with a double uppercut to the heads.

Justin Campbell

Chuck eats all the cacti in a show of intimidation

Steve C-B

Chuck rips the MilkTwins in half making them into two distinct people who are desperate to recombine.

Paul B

Moments before his defeat, Chuck bites down on a cyanide capsule in a false tooth, denying the Milk Twins the victory.

Drew Spearman

That's a good one, but the Milk Twins wouldn't make it that easy for him. They'd use one (or both) of their lips like a plunger against Chucks lips to suck his false-cyanide-tooth out and swallow it before Chuck can, denying him denying them their victory.

Magic Pink

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Drew Spearman

Chuck uppercuts the Milk Twins with his rock hard abs.

Drew Spearman

The Milk Twins change their nipples from machine-gun mode to high-powered-jet-stream-like-those-videos-of-water-cutting-metal-mode-but-with-milk.

Larry Lindsey

Milk Twins, close to defeat, initiate their devastating psychological power attack "call the comic artist", where chuck is forced to observe their origin story, in which they each grew up in separate towns, never having know their father, a local milk delivery person who disappeared mysteriously before their respective births.

Larry Lindsey

Chuck initiates his "No, I am Your Father" finishing move, in which he reveals that he is in fact two small Dads in a trenchcoat, to a obliteratingly fatal effect.

Drew Spearman

The Milk Twins high-powered-jet-stream-like-those-videos-of-water-cutting-metal-mode-but-with-milk are only barely powerful enough to scratch Chucks abs, but it's enough to make him panic.

Drew Spearman

Only to be confused when they realize that Chuck The Destroyer only has two nipples!

G. Smith

Chuck should shave his shoulders. Frankly, I don't care if it's a fight move or not. Just shave those damn shoulders.

Christop

Milk Twins use teet squirt..... It's not very effective

Mike C

Chuck puts his hand over the barrel’s flames as an intimidation tactic. It hurts way more than he expected.

Mike C

Milk Twins do a really cool spin

Lore

Chuck is an experienced fighter, so although he appears standard and conventional, he's got a few tricks up his sleeve. Namely a George Foreman grill hiding under the wraps on his hands.

Michael Grogan

The milk twins Dab, but in opposite directions

Cedric

Chuck summons his familiar: a chubby dog(with a gun)

Andy Keljarrett

Milk Twins unleash their milk but as Chuck is lactose intolerant it’s considered attempted murder and they are arrested

PotentPinion

Chuck forgets his archetype and does a very clumsy E. Honda flying headbutt

PotentPinion

Milk Twins start flinging sand with all four hands, like a dog digging a hole

Eric Wagner

Chuck flips Milk Twins into the flaming barrel, and they become a Dulce de Leche cheesecake.

Sauropody

Chuck pulls out a hand gun, and upon pulling the trigger, a smaller Chuck launches at the Milk Twins, punches them in their faces, and poofs away into dust.

MB

Chuck and the Milk Twins compete to see who can make the tallest pile of flapjacks. Milk Twins have an unfair advantage because they provide their own milk for the recipe.

Brody Neiswender

Milk twins uses all four arms to give a devastating double double purple nurple to Chuck

He who shall not be Meme'd

Chuck pulls out Chuck Norris from his armpit. CN then punches the Milk Twins with all three of his fists.

He who shall not be Meme'd

The Milk Twins reveal they are actually Milk Triplets, with a third head ala Zaphod Beeblebrox. They subsequently make pan galactic gargle blasters, and throw the drinks in Chuck's face.

Wijcher

Milk twins put on a large hat to appear larger

Wijcher

Chuck (slightly aroused) "then we will fight in the shade"

ParadoxPerson02

Chuck attempts to kick the twins, but ends up stubbing his toe, causing him to scream out in such a frequency that it summons dozens of dogs to area.

Fish Priest

Milk Twins does a Mortal Kombat style FRIENDSHIP, which is traditionally a finishing move, but in the middle of the match

Wijcher

Chuck farts until his farts turn into a rasengan which he throws but it's like a pokeball and out comes another fart that says "fart!!!!"

Horik

I sure expected the "Milk Twins" to exhibit a tad more...mammalian-ness, you know, as a fighting move (*wink wink*) (I don't know what that's supposed to mean, I just want to communicate with other humans)

Chris Knutson

Chuck laughs at the Milk Twins' lack of genitalia, this makes the Milk Twins sad.

Mr Wizardly

Milk twins should attack with a milksquirt from his man-nipples.