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FIGHT TIME 1 VOTING TIME 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-11 15:54:32
Imported:
2026-09
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FIGHT TIME 1 VOTING TIME 1

  • Chuck the Deathstroyer is going in for a double-fisted purple nurple. 2
  • Chuck the destroyer gets upset that the milk twins' milk is almond milk and not 2% milk 3
  • Chuck drops to one knee as if to surrender. Then, from the orifice of your choice, produces a ring and proposes. * 6
  • Chuck’s body turns into yield dividend-paying ETF, instantly generating passive income through sheer combat efficiency ** 3
  • FULL CONTACT TEA CEREMONY 16
  • The Milk Twins reveal that they’re milk triplets, make a drink, and throw it in Chuck’s face *** 0
  • Chuck rips the MilkTwins in half making them into two distinct people who are desperate to recombine. 5
  • 2025-03-11
  • 35 votes
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Time to vote! Make your pick about what happens next  

NOTE: there’s a character limit on poll options, so some of the options are shorter than the original comment suggestion. If they have an asterisk, you can look below to see the full thing.

*Right before certain defeat, Chuck drops to one knee as if to surrender. Then, from the orifice of your choice, produces a ring and proposes.

**Realizing he’s $14,473.58 behind on his ex-wife’s cousin’s pet ferret’s cryogenic storage fees, Chuck enters Debt Repayment Ultra-instinct mode. His entire body converts into a high yield dividend-paying ETF, instantly generating passive income through sheer combat efficiency. Every punch executes a perfectly timed options trade. Shorting the dairy market.

*** The Milk Twins reveal they are actually Milk Triplets, with a third head ala Zaphod Beeblebrox. They subsequently make pan galactic gargle blasters, and throw the drinks in Chuck's face.

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