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Last time’s winning suggestion - The fight continues in a courthouse. Both lawyers are ripped.

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be picked.

Then I’ll draw/post FIGHT TIME 9 based on the winner, and you can make more suggestions for what the fighters do next. Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO!

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Tim Leach

Is that Jean-Pierre Polnareff defending Chuck??

MrMcFluffykins

The lawyers have a weight lifting contest with dogs as weights

Daniel Gore

ITS THE JUDGE FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH THE JUSTICE ELBOW!

Jared Riley

The Lawyernator is about to deliver an excellent opening statement but is immediately slammed by Ice Slices overpowered “I OBJECT!!!” ability, nope-ing Lawyernator so hard his muscles start deflating

Jacob Sabin

Ice-Slice gets a little too heated in the courtroom and goes after DA LAWYERNATOR despite the judges calming gavel smacks. DA LAWYERNATOR grabs the smaller Milk Twin by the protruding health bar and attempts to baseball swing at Ice-Slice in supposed self defense, but the smaller milk twin slides out of the end of the health bar and slams against the right-most wall, dead on impact. The fight is now evened up, one on one!

Jacob Sabin

BA GAWD! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!

Anthony Biondo

The first to act calmly announces "Mr. Chief Justice, and May it Please the Court," and then starts just punching wildly.

Bügår Fælsøn

As Lawyernator attempts the next attack, "PUT THE DOUCHE IN FIDUCIARY," Ice-Slice arbitrates it using "COUNTERSUE," effectively objecting the assault.

Erich

Chuck colours the rest of his health bar black, meaning he is legally considered dead, and free from all child payment obligations.

Ian Tornay

Excited to see ice-slice parry the milk-twin lactation blast by unhinging his jaw and gulping it down.

Owen Lloyd

You'd be silly to not have a lactation combination attack.

Jim Huxter

We skip ahead. The legal battle has been ongoing for years, taking a severe toll on the emotional wellbeing, finances and healthbars of both sides. The Milk Twins (now adults and no longer eligible for child support) are starting to doubt whether this was ever worth it to begin with, when all they really wanted was a father who loved them.

Fílos

Lawyernator activates his special move “Nobody likes deadbeat Dads”: punches ice slice straight through to his guts and rips them out. He gives them a sniff for some incomprehensible reason too