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Early release - “the baby and the man” (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-27 15:38:34
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2026-06
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Jake Martinez

The ever so subtle fuck ice banner is a nice touch

Kate Rabczak

Love the banner the bird is carrying!

Vampire Step-Dad

I was kinda like "Ugh, ICE isn't very funny" but then you turned it around.

AGNMF

If the baby said the country was only bad OR hot, would the mom still have given punch-approval?

Daniel Gore

Fuck yeah, not all babies are bastards, but Babies that call ICE are! NABABBBTCICEA!

Jacob Sabin

You're a real one, Neil (and Marissa.) That baby, however? A friggin SNITCH!

Horik

What is up with Long Dog?

Waboodoo

Great, now the "baby with a gun" chorus from "Baby with a Gun 2" is playing in my head on repeat again

ParadoxPerson02

I love the implication that since "Yeah" was the baby's first word according to the mother, that the baby hadn't said anything to the man's wife up to that point and therefore she was the one who came to the conclusion that he cheated on her and managed to work herself into that frenzy all by herself without any outside influence. I feel like that relationship wasn't going to last if she was that paranoid/insecure.

Paul B

It’s bad AND hot?!

Endac

Fuck ICE indeed

lola

Fabulous and hilarious

Jeff Chamberlain

Baby texted the wife the whole story. Wife just called to confirm.

ParadoxPerson02

Even if that's the case, she immediately believed the word of the baby and let it destroy her.

Neil Kohney

I doubt it, but I suppose we’ll never know for sure