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Ok! Here’s how this is gonna work:

I have drawn an empty zoo scene. Each week (or so) I’ll identify a spot within the scene and you guys suggest what should be happening within that spot in the comments. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.

We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO

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Spadetail

A seal with a bomb

Spookub

Hippo wrestling, but I'm not thinking sumo wrestling, more like pudding wrestling

Daniel Gore

Someone in a very poorly made polar bear costume because the zoo can't afford a real one. It is a Shitzu

Dagga

Put Batman into the cage left to the pool as a cage dancer and let the Joker throw money into it

Peter McDonald

King Kong beating his chest clutching a couple of seals

Johan Kambler Jacobsen

A heated argument between the two groups of mermaids/mermen about which one is the coolest. The two groups are of cores "fish bottoms" v "fish tops"

Shadowphoenix

Someone flirting with a dolphin and their partner standing by angry but resigned

Laurents

A really fat dog standing on a surfboard

Jakob Kelsch

The pool is a gateway to R'lyeh where the mighty Cthulhu slumbers. Deep Ones are living there and a degenerated Cult is visiting regularly (and disturbs the other visitors by trying to rob their children).

TheGreatSilenc3

A person looking sunburnt, tattered clothing, exhausted, standing on a small rock in the middle of the pool with shark fins circling them, while they yell to the people watching "SEND HELP! WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING?"

Paul B

A small fleet of Spanish galleons.

Kate Rabczak

A giraffe with sunglasses, sipping on a pina colda with a long straw in a floatie while eyeing a hunky hippo

tmm360

monkeys are pool partying

Laurents

This is the one

Sarah Nicole

A pod of walruses. Them motherfuckers look funny.

Doctor Islands

A group of seals playing baseball, with Dog wearing floaties trying to fit in!

Sunnyrea

Synchronized swimmers with their legs all up in the air. Five regular legs. One is a mermaid. One is a dolphin. One is rotting like a zombie.

Gosir

Navy seals (actual seals trained by the navy)

Erica Abenti

Squid showing off their fishnet stockings

Jerry Wine

A flock of Herons squaring off against a flock of Flamingo's, Kung fu style.

Ian Neel

Manatees are in a business meeting to launch their startup company mana-tees, an aquatic t-shirt line. Little do they know there’s a sea lion spy amongst them.

KP

A seal bouncing a baby on his nose like a ball while the mother stands by applauding

Johnny Van Cura

Pigs and potatoes swimming around and a sign labeling it "ham chowder".

ML

Jesus walking on water

Jason Petitjean

A human man named Walrus is hanging out in the pool with two pencils sticking out of his mouth as if tusks. He is demanding more pencils.

Stephen Rigg

Penguins realizing one of them is just a goose in a tuxedo.

Waboodoo

Penguins reenacting the sinking of the Titanic, including Rose on the door

1(one) Andrei Filip

PENGUIN Jesus walking on water. With penguin discipols in a little boat.

Justin Michael

The water face tendril thing from The Abyss playing chess with a dolphin.

Paddy Cole

A group of sailors a whoopin and a hollerin at a seductive pod of manatees

Xan Williams

To the annoyance of some penguins, Olympic swimmers have cordoned off a section to hold a race. A crowd of polar bears pretending to be humans, cheer them on from the edge, while also preparing a grill...

Karen Farrell

Seals sealing scrolls with wax seals

Scott Wilhelm

Young Angler hooked the Starbucks mermaid

Kathlyn E

A guy on an island that thinks he's lost at sea surrounded by deadly pirate seals. One seal has a peg flipper because that sounds hilarious.

Fílos

A sad polar bear sitting in shallow water with a sign that says “to recreate its existing habitat we’ve taken away the fake ice floe” and then a sponsorship from Oily McOilface Energy with a logo that looks green but is actually a swatistika in a disguise

Pete

Fucking mermaids

Eric Larson

A man in full scuba gear despite the water being up to his ankles

Eric Larson

A sign that says Gulf of Zoo

Steven Barrie

Tiger with a snorkel to catch fish

Jeremiah

Someone hiding underwater from a swarm of bees using a straw

Shoe Ghost

A pod of optimistic orcas plotting an escape/yacht assault.

Marsha Phipps

I’d like to see Poseidon in some capacity

mm

A sea lion that resembles an Italian mobster flipping off a family of 4 walking by

John Evans

A group of penguins changing out of their tuxedos.

Glen

There is an underground tunnel beneath the pool and the walls below ground level are glass so that everyone can see all the swimming animals below the surface. But there aren't any, so all that can be seen from above is a frustrated person looking up from below.

Kevin King

Lucille, the loose seal escaping the enclosure.

Tom

A romance between a penguin and an elephant - but they need to hide it

Nictopus

Fish are being fed tiny penguins. There’s also a small boy called Robley who has fallen in head first much to his Mother/Father’s horror as two fish break away from the feed for the better pickings.

Nicole S

Butts breaching like whales and spouting water also like whales

Cara

mermaids holding protest signs demanding their freedom

Jo Atkins

A 1950's style movie creature from a lagoon called Wembeleigh Jodhpur playing water polo on a manatee

Félix Dénommé

A lion is drowning with a tiny wooden sign saying "I'm not a sea lion, HELP!"

Cedric

Soup Momma ladling baptismal broth onto guests as she floats by reclining on an inflatable pool chair.

Jim Huxter

Dolphins, sharks and a giant squid flop around on a flat surface painted to look like water as the uncaring painter applies another layer.

The LongDoggy

A fat dog is riding an alligator snapping turtle that is less than enthused. A line of other dogs await their turns 🤷‍♂️

Sara A

He's also drinking some cocktail with a little umbrella

Vand

A piece of driftwood draws all the attention as the real Loch Ness in the corner grows jealous

Jeremy Andreani

A whale peeing in the pool and all the mermaids are trying not to swim through it