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July 2026 q&a: the Qs (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-23 02:00:03
Imported:
2026-09

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Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw the answers, to be posted next monday!

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Alex English

Work is pretty insane right now and not fun. Can I see how Batman would handle a normal, non-CEO, white collar job? Maybe him being a cartoonist or some renown?

Jay Tompkins

Greetings friends. You are good people and this is a good comic. You draw good orcs. What kind of art style do you think would be most popular with orcs? Cave paintings and primitive styles seem obvious but I feel like they might also get a kick out of some heavily abstract expressionist stuff like Rothko. I think they would vibe with all his red paintings.

JK JK

What are your favorite shoes to look at? Or to wear I suppose

Philip

Can you draw an elephant who has become extremely flustered trying to assemble some IKEA furniture? All those small parts…

Get Familiar With

Please combine my job: drones (not that kind) and your favorite weapon: halberd (that kind)

Rimbo (he-him)

Y'all are funny and make me laugh. What makes you laugh?

Zihuatanejo

Do you have a dog of your own, fat or otherwise? Or any other pets? If so, please describe and draw them. If not, please draw a mythological creature of your choice being passed up for adoption at an animal shelter. Thank you.

Billy

What happens if you pee on a One Wish Willow like a pregnancy test?

Ian Neel

It’s my daughter’s birthday this month and she loves Disney’s Zombies movies. What is going to be the next big hit for the Disney channel musical universe?

Paul Koepke

Draw fat dog and/or pig visiting the City Museum

Murder Penguin

Hi Neil, my life has improved a ton in the last few months (not sure why I started this like an email) I have a great job, I'm working towards getting into a better place, but all in all I'm really doing well. I just want to thank you for being one of the bright spots during a really hard time. Gay shit? Will you draw some gay shit?

Don Cameron

I'm contemplating my next tattoo. Based on your artwork, could you draw some line art on what you'd recommend I get?

AllyWally

I'm about to be a pre-k teacher for the first time. How would you wrangle 20 four year olds?

MrMcFluffykins

Everyone is in love of Jimothy around my neck of the woods. What is he doing in his spare time to pay the bills that the public doesn’t want to know about?

M W

What would happen if fat dog and strange fox were placed into a fenced yard together?

Kano Marvel

Seconding the request for gay shit! It would really cheer me up.

Ethan Bottone

If you had thr chance to create a new US state out of the existing states, where would it be and what would you name it?

EmuNurd4465

What are your words of wisdom when it comes to hot weather? How do you get through the week surviving a heatwave?

Jared Bruce

If a nuclear war wipes out humanity, which species is next up to rule the world?

Legi Temal

What's the best way to Hibernate for the Summer?

J.R. Murdock

There once was a man from Nantucket. Where are Fat Dog and Pig from?

Simon Fox

Please draw a character from the slide before this one teaching a pottery class to a character from the slide after this one. Thank you.

Kenneth Leeds

Let’s cross zombies with something unusual, like The World Cup Finals

ML

It's vacation time for me here so I just hope you have/had a good one too. Relax and have a good time. Love you guys.

rumi

Can you draw the scariest natural disaster?

Tom

FIFA Worldcup is finally over but what would be your favorite football match of all time (dead or alive or crazy from you brain)?

Tom

Never knew about it. This is a really crazy show — is it an HIV metaphor or what? If the wristband of your zombie friend breaks, do they eat your brain?

hipcheck

Job-killing automation sucks! Well, most of the time. Give me the top 3 professions that are ripest to be automated the hell outta here

Tim Leach

Fat Dog gets a lot of the limelight - I'd love to see him schmoozing with at least three other s to even it out a bit

Irregular Shed ⾕ Steve Anderson

The United States are 250 years old, and Donald Trump is 80 years old. That means that Donald Trump has been alive for 32% of the existence of the union. Mad, right? Anyway, fuck him. Please draw something - anything - really nice. Your choice.

Phanpy100

Update on the comic, *probably* not happening but not because I don't want to work on the characters but another format just fit them better and has been a dream for me to work in for 5 years now, still gonna take a while though. Anyhow for the draw request, can you draw the Three Stooges doing what you think the Three Stooges would be doing?

Phanpy100

Can you blame the elephant? They have no fingers to hold the parts with, just a trunk and a dream.

Billy

I'm still a big fan of Descendants, but I'm an old. Wicked Wonderland had catchy music at the least. I know they're bringing Camp Rock back next year. I wonder if they'll bring back Luck of the Irish or The Thirteenth Year for a sequel soon. Or, heck, Cadet Kelly.

Ian

We've been getting some Canadian wildfire smoke in my area recently and are supposed to get more throughout August. Hopefully you aren't dealing with it wherever you are. Anyway, I think "Canadian wildfire smoke" sounds like some silly strain of weed. I had a thought of Pig or Fat Dog in a trenchcoat trying to sell some, but I'm open to whatever you feel like drawing pertaining to the hazy hellscape parts of the country are experiencing. Hope your summer is going well!

Wolfman

Can u draw the pig doing a rap battle against the dog?

Plain Zebra

OpenAI announced that on Tuesday, July 22nd, one of its agents escaped from the sandbox and independently hacked a rival company. Which of your canon cast will be our John Connor sent back in time to prevent the rise of machines?

Paulio B

How many of us Paul(-io)s are Patreons of yours and which is your favorite?

Jay

There are 37 (now 38) comments as of this comment. Draw yourself as the Hercules YOU ARE doing all of these sketches for the answers.

Cass

Can you draw fat dog Donating blood? I am a career blood bank nerd, and my office severely lacks any whimsical and absurd blood donation related illustrations. The blood gods would owe you one!

Paul B

Please select one of your favorite answers this round and create a “special edition” of it.

Maren McConnell

My manfriend told me this story. He does construction, & he and another guy were using nail guns at work. A pigeon kept bothering the other guy, so he shot it with a nail gun. I think the pigeon was sexually harassing him, maybe it had creepy 70s dude style. I thought you could depict a pigeon being so pervy-creepy that it makes a guy want to shoot it.

Peter McDonald

What's the best thing about July? For like you, family, whatever...

Jason Kokal

Would you mind doing some dinosaur related pun work?

Uwiththeface

If you had to choose one bug to be human sized, which one would you choose? Please draw it next to a banana (for scale).

Jeremiah Sullivan

July 27th is my birthday! How should I spend it? I'm a firefighter in Phoenix if that helps.

Anthony B

What occupation would my cat take if I demanded she start buying the tuna?

Jim Huxter

Employment is in a terrible place right now for reasons we don't need to go into here. What hot, new job of 2039 should I be retraining myself for now?

Wijcher

There are proposals for new designs for the euro bills that feature either birds, scientists or Beethoven. How would you design a euro bill?

CaffeineJunkie

Aaaaaahhhh!! Aaaahhh!!!! Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!