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Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 8: pump a vote 8” was ……. “A sign for Kohney Gas, displaying prices for viewing, sampling, or bathing in the gas“

AND

“A ladder propped against the sign and Ahab leaping off, mid air holding his harpoon above his head with both hands.”

I did both.

And so we’ve come to our penultimate step on the journey to a gassy little station. The step in which you suggest all the last minute bullshit you wanna see shoved in the remaining space! So go nuts, and I’ll fit in as many of your suggestions as I can (time and space limitation apply)

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Ian Neel

A back alley wizard selling fireballs

Cassandra Smith

A cunty teletubby fashion show complete with tubby custard!

SuperNar3k

A raccoon breakdancing on the sidewalk next to the garbage bin (to the right of the Google Maps car)

Mason Henderson

Well now you gotta draw someone bathing in gasoline. Maybe on top of the roof in the center, with gas just flowing off the roof

OncomingStorm7

A bunch of American pioneers in a covered wagon, one of whom appears to be dying of dysentery.

Jeremiah Sullivan

Lot lizards. Like actual lizards, selling thier bodies.

Ian

Garfield just absolutely housing an entire child with a name tag that says "Monday"

Pete Ross

A confused driver on top of the pump station awning, unable to understand where the gas station is

Paul Koepke

In one of the parking spaces: A dumpster, which bears ABSOLUTELY NO RESEMBLANCE TO A SHITHOUSE VEHICLE THAT CAN CURRENTLY BE BOUGHT, burning/exploding in an impressive conflagration. Think "unsafe vehicle full of highly reactive alkali metal" but TOTALLY NOT THAT. Possibly in an inflatable kiddie pool because dumpsters are well known for functioning briefly as boats.

Peter Banting

Behind the convenience store/fast food place, there is a turf war between the seagulls and the raccoons over the food in the dumpster.

Alex English

We need Spider-man on one of the roofs just hanging out because he can't really swing through flat areas. I could also handle some Snydly and Whiplash doing their thing with tying the Big Eyeball Guy on a railroad track that doesn't go anywhere.

Peter Banting

The names of the convenience store and fast food place should be the “Grab-n-Get out” and the “Fat Dog Burgers and whatever”, respectively.

Philip

A group of squirrels playing baseball on top of the store.

Zihuatanejo

Five people sitting criss-cross applesauce on the sidewalk playing D&D. (The players all made bards, but we can’t make out that level of detail from our perspective — or can we?)

Chloe Denson

A very normal looking person who is terribly confused about all the things they see.

Pete Ross

Someone walking out of the unused convenience store door holding a lottery ticket that clearly says LOSER

Myriam Plante

A giant squirrel wearing a tutu and looking confused about it.

Logan Kageorge

A gas scalper underneath the sign, undercutting your price for a bath in a barrel of crude

Mike Metzler

A couple of rabbits playing hopscotch.

Monika

I would love more pigeons.. anywhere... as many as possible

Jim Huxter

A large pothole in the empty space which several people have clearly fallen into. A gloomy looking couple stand next to it pointing while a photographer for the local newspaper takes their photo. (Not sure if this is only a thing in Britain but it happens all the time)

Johannes

A very much visible tank parked outside the convenience store, in view of the Google Maps car, carrying a bumper sticker that says "stealth mode".

Johannes

There should be room for rats, crows and pigeons too. It's like the scene from Anchorman, when Spanish Language News shows up.

John Li

The space center right should have something in it. I suggest a game of really intense four square, maybe a game where an adult is smacking the ball into a kid’s face, haha

Nevrose

Anywhere, the cookie monster eating world of goo's goos.

Anthony B

Jerry, the most popular boy/boss in the company, wearing his dad Jeb Bilmington's big leather jacket

Timothy Crawford

I really need to see a band doing a rooftop concert, a battle of the rooftop concerts.

Tim Cummings

A tiny group of power rangers suited up and getting ready to battle the man in a pigeon costume.

Fivefinger Delta

Truck nuts on the hot dog (you did tell us to go nuts).

Joseph

A gasoline filled pool party on top of the pumps roof characters left to your imagination