Masterpost: Earth Fathers are Weird (Patreon)

Captain Maxwell Davis and his entire unit scrambled to get in the air when alien ships appeared over the East Coast.  They caught the ship over Iowa.  He has no idea what happened to the others, but the aliens destroyed his jet and took him into their ship where they informed in that Earth was the dirt back road the Nish had used to attempt an escape. They also informed him that Earth was too far outside regular shipping lanes to return him.

So Max ends up in an alien spaceport looking for work. To afford a ticket home he can either spend three hundred years working with linguists to improve the computer's questionable ability to translate English or he can take a job as a nanny for an unpopular alien.  That way he can afford the ticket in four years.  The problem is that the computer may have mistranslated the word "nanny" and there might be a reason an alien is willing to pay such a high fee.

Chapter 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-1-20571943 

Chapter 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-22009890 

Chapter 3: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-3-22040444 

Chapter 4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-4-22189400 

Chapter 5: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-5-22357846 

Chapter 6: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-6-22358686 

Chapter 7: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-7-22770249 

Chapter 8: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-8-23082668 

Chapter 9: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-9-23218178 

Chapter 10: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-10-23532146 

Chapter 11: https://www.patreon.com/posts/efaw-chapter-11-23538325 

Chapter 12: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-12-23553922 

Chapter 13: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-13-23591315 

Chapter 14: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-14-23693389 

Chapter 15: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-15-23715331 

Chapter 16: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-16-23798161 

Chapter 17: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-17-23902574 

Chapter 18: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-father-18-23938595 

Chapter 19: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-19-23961630 

Chapter 20: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-20-24034384 

Chapter 21:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-21-24119410 

Chapter 22: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-22-24165545 

Chapter 23: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-23-24253737 

Epilogue: https://www.patreon.com/posts/earth-fathers-24266071