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“You can’t feed a replicant chocolate, dude, right to the hospital!” - Steve

On this week’s episode, “White Guy Karate” Month goes sci-fi as we talk about the totally insane JCVD/Michael Rooker action joint, Replicant!

How unsettling is JCVD with non-mullet long hair? How does this psychic link work with these fellas? How much of this movie takes place in that one hospital? Is Michael Rooker’s character helping raise his partner’s child? Is it his kid? Why does that lady have a pool table in her baby’s bedroom? And is there anything more terrifying than JCVD singing “Rock-a-Bye Baby”? PLUS: Coming to Broadway next season: Replicant The Musical!

Replicant stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Catherine Dent, Brandon James Olson, Pam Hyatt, Ian Robison, Allan Gray, and James Hutson as Snotty Concierge; directed by Ringo Lam.

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Jan

Replican’t be good? No. It can but it’s not. Highly unwatchable.

Jan

Remember the speech by Denzel? The culture difference, about spielberg could make Malcolm x but & spike lee could make schindlers list but…. Well Tsui hark makes a b action star out of van damme with a flat movie that John Woo does better with face off & broken arrow - not this

Jan

Tsui hark? Ringo Lam? Who cares! It sux

Josh

I always appreciated JCVD going out of his way to not only work with Hong Kong filmmakers but also venture into roles you would never see other action stars attempt, in this case a villain and a heroic baby man.

Julie Estes

Will we be getting a VHS trailer game soon?

Eren Keskin

A group of Van Dammes is called a “hummus”.

Matt Reid

The Order is another JCVD dual role movie to add to the list. I think the total is 4 movies for dual roles.

Matt Reid

Oh, they do address it and I guess it is 5 if you count Time Cop.

Alex Klopfenstein

Not only was there the continuity error with the 20 dollar bill lit on fire in the beginning but the close up shot clearly says "Motion Picture Use Only" on the bill

Billie Jackson

My dad did the Michael Rooker murder house thing irl. Was a homicide detective, when at the scene of a murder asked the guys renting it if they planned on staying there after their friend was killed, they of course said no, he made an offer on it and moved in. As an extra wrinkle, he told the suspect that he would be there at his execution, didn't investigate anyone else and as a result failed to get a conviction. So if the guy was in fact guilty, he knew where my dad lived and had potentially killed someone there before. My father was kind of an idiot, basically.

Matt Reid

I totally noticed that too! I had to rewind to see again!

Matt

I am SO HAPPY you guys called out the Ernest P Worrell cosplay. I almost fell off my couch. What the hell

Busiris

A fun game to play is to guess which episode in a given month has is the dirtiest episode and this one might be the winner, it's positively filthy!! I would not have ever guessed it, but maybe I'm just naïve. #Replicum

Matt

Out for Justice feels like the kind of thing one would watch on VHS....

johnny stocker

Yeah dude, there's no way this murder house where a serial killer struck would've been sitting unsold on the market like that. Some early aughts fart rock guitarist would've snapped it up instantlye

Enrico Palazzo

Any time I have a glass brick problem I just get Arnie to do a forward roll and kick Bill Duke through them.

Aaron

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die basically has this clone business.

Todd B

As a rule, I know encouraging Eric's darker ideas is kind of encouraged, but to his credit - clone rage room feels like something that'd be right at home in the same universe as Infinity Pool.

Kate

What? I need more details.

MA

I don't know if I can make it through this episode at work. The jcvd impersonations got me today. I had to pause the episode

Craig

Needs to be a mailbag!

Craig

Andrew goes toilet-paper free with his bidet? How does he dry his wet butt?

Emil Svensson

If nothing else, a bit of toilet paper is a good last double-check.

Rose Esposito

"We made her SUPER tall. Like, 'what the fuck!'"

Aaron

That scene was great!

Elliott Tipton

May I suggest.....scuzzy L.A. month. Falling down To live and die in l.a. Street kings (cause you already did speed) Escape from l.a. And maybe china town on wlm

Elliott Tipton

It's easier to just say Johnathan Davis

johnny stocker

Had I remembered which one was into that offhand, I likely would have 😅

Jason

Just hangs cheeks out the window for a few minutes to air dry.

Craig

Actually I am forgetting some of these Japanese style toilets have dryers built in

Jonathan D Lackey

my parents live around Stuyvesant square. that explosion was...not great

Chris

I saw both White Noise and The Watcher in the theater AMA

Dennis Stack

Can't wait for the Chicago show! Talking about the GOAT of disgusting shit boys, Jared Rushton, live and in person?! Guaranteed good time 😜