Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Downloads

Content

On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the galaxy's most prolific sperm donor, Jango Fett!

How many video games did this guy appear in? Was he a foundling just like Mando? Just how did he find himself considered the "best in the business" of bounty hunting? Did Boba Fett know about his father's... donations? Would the Star Wars name 'Jaster' work for a kid IRL? And did any of these Star Wars gleep glops have any dino-DNA in them? PLUS: Lots of Outback Steakhouse talk for some reason.

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of Star Wars characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible and continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Files

Comments

Tony King

That Django theme is such a banger. I really want to rewatch Django Unchained now!

James

Excellent use of audio clips in this episode.

David Thompson

I've got a weird soft spot for Attack of the Clones. Mainly due to the Jango stuff

Dan sulin

Talk of Outback Steak House brings back memories of when I was in Singapore for work and the locals wanted to take us out to dinner. Now Singapore is a very cosmopolitan place when it comes to food. They have amazing local food but also food from around the world. Including a ton of things you probably will never find in America. So after many weeks of working a touch project the local guys we worked with wanted to take us out to dinner today thank you. And they wanted to take us to an “authentic” Australian restaurant. And, you guessed it, they took us to an Outback Steak House!! Honestly, it was better than one in America but there was one crime I can’t forgive them for, they didn’t serve the bloomin’ Onion.

Matt

Whenever I think of AotC I think about seeing it in high school, taking a girl I was desperately trying to date, and then getting WAY too excited about Jango Fett. Let's just say it didn't work out!

RJ Cunningham

All I remember from that movie is the scene they filmed on a Nintendo 64 where Anakin goes through a factory, 2D sidescrolling style

Justin Blackwood

Dude I love the Palpatine voice but sometimes it drifts and I hear Mark Hamil's Joker. Not a bad thing at all and kind of fitting!

Geoff Gershon

I have to say that the assortment of sounds provided for Jango's "donation" has to be one of the funniest things you guys have ever shared. 😆 Bravo for the soundboard!

MarkNM

Dropping the ball with that Boba Fett series was so typical for Disney. All you needed to do was take the script for Escape From New York, change all the names to gleep glops, and swap out Snake for Fett. A 9-year-old could have written that script in a weekend and done better.

MarkNM

A-Mazing.

Aidan

Jango donation bit was easily the hardest Ive ever laughed at the show, well done

Barista Bran

So if the clones are all rapidly aged, are they all essentially Tom Hanks in Big?

David Thompson

That when 3PO swaps heads. Stupid city

Busiris

Sometimes I will listen to the show with headphones while out and about/in public. After the Jango grunting sound effects clip, I'm really really glad I listened to this one at home with nobody around to see me bowled over laughing. 🤣

Lar

Pretty sure my coworkers think I’m having a breakdown the way I bypassed laughing and went straight to crying listening to this one.

jribs

You worked really hard on it Andrew, So do washing machines!

Bryce Zubriski

Thanks to this episode, I finally understand what caused the bad batch lol.

KevinSF

I enjoyed the hell out of this one boys. Yeehaw!

Mark D Myers

Can confirm that jango fett game.

I.C. Weiner

Chris was on fire this episode

I.C. Weiner

In context, how sexual were his grunts?

johnny stocker

Yeah man, I tried playing Ocarina of Time on Switch, and playing that N64 stuff without the original controller just doesn't work.... Listening while having a nice glass of water on my patio and was legit crying during the grunt sequence.

jribs

every time I think I don't want to listen to the gleep glossary, the soundboard pulls me back in!

Aaron Dowler

If you sit on the same bus seat that Jaster Szyszka sat on, you’d better believe you’ll start fire spraying

Zander Stevens

Not the first time and definitely won't be the last. But had to pull over while driving cause I was crying so hard at Jango's "donations" to the cause. RIPD Jango and whatever was left of your downstairs business...

Craig

What is it with Kiwis and 30 odd feet of grunts? (Russell Crowe fans know what I’m talking about)

Knut Farstad

They used to play a TON of clips