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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #58 - Gethzerion (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-19 10:00:04
Edited:
2025-08-21 18:52:20
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2026-06
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On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about an actual space witch, Gethzerion!

Do these witches actually cast spells or are they just using the Force? What was with all that selective breeding talk? Was Gethzerion from a planet of teetotalers? Should they make a Dinosaurs-esque Rancor show on Disney+? And did George Lucas create space witches in Star Wars to spite his ex-wife? PLUS: An extended Ahsoka tangent!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible by continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Frank Grimes

Rancor show on D+ please Not the Jedi!

Tim Batson

Filoni has been getting high on his own supply for too long.

MarkNM

He writes scripts with a 20 sided die.

John Edwards

Those Fallen Order games have a Nightsister who casts an honest-to-god Force spell with a magic rock to turn a spaceship invisible. Really makes you wonder what the hell the Jedi were doing for a millennia if the most they figured out is how to do NBA jumps and remotely shove battle droids for their lunch money.

Kevin Lynch

Didn’t realize Steve was a big fan of “The Streak” and “Ahab the Arab”

Smaug

Eric, you're killin hosting the gleeps and the glops without David or the soundboard

Samuel McGuire

Oh man. Adult Star Wars game. “Leisure Suit Lando”.

Eren Keskin

Dig through the dathomir and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Millennium Falcon

MarkNM

As a borderline grampy i'm comforted that their minds actually didn't go there.

Kate

Does anyone else think Wookieepedia has too many 'e's? Although I appreciate that pronouns are listed in the Bio info.

Deitrich Tennin

Nerd Alert: Palpatine had a kind of revulsion to the Witches of Dathomir the same way Christians might find a Wiccan unsettling- the Witches used the Dark Side of the Force but not in the same way as Sidious or anyone formally trained. He thought this made them quite dangerous and in the old EU- he sent Greivous and a battalion of battle druids to eliminate every one of them

Craig

Rey figured out the Force could heal wounds! Where was that skill when Anakin was fried to a crisp?

The Great Wheel

You guys would have a fucking field day with Zinj.

TwoWeeksGuy

RIGHT?! Wookipedia. See, how hard was that? Can't believe they didn't go with that

Convincing John

he is but if he wants to bring the soundboard back, i'm all for it. I'm here for whatever Eric's deranged mind comes up with; the topic is just an excuse to hear jokes.