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Hey gang, here's your heads-up for this week's Patreon releases happening for the week of December 18, 2023! First up, this Tuesday we'll be dropping our next holiday-themed WHM episode as we tackle the bloated-as-bloated-can-be Christmastime classic, Love Actually! If you're at the $8 level or up, you can enjoy this super-sized holiday episode AD-FREE! Then on Thursday, we'll be dropping this month's edition of our cartoon recap show, Animation Damnation, where we're talking about the COMPLETELY GRIM Christmas episode of Doug, "Doug's Christmas Story," where Doug's dog, Porkchop, is arrested and threatened with the death penalty! Subscribers at the $3 level and up will have access to this bit of holiday cheer!And finally, on Friday we're dropping the highly-anticipated commentary track, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabanmentary! Subscribers at the $8 level and up have access to this one and don't worry folks, we repeatedly acknowledge how much of a piece of shit J.K. Rowling is! So that's what's happenin' this week, y'all! Thanks so much for continuing to be the kick-ass Patreon subscriber that you are. We hope if you're doing some travel this week before the holiday, it's safe, painless, and you arrive safely with friends and loved ones!Take it easy,Andrew, Chris, Eric & SteveWe Hate Movies

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Ray

I'm so excited for the Harry Potter commentary. I used to love the series until jk Rowling made it complicated to like it.

Wesley Hall

Ohhhhh I can not WAIT for this Doug episode. I’ve heard you guys describe the episode but seeing those images brought it ALLLLLL back, holy fuck that episode… this is going to be great!

Jason Reagan

I hope all the gang's vocal chords have recovered from what were no doubt numerous Patty Mayonaise impressions.

Busiris

Rock solid week of shows and a very welcome early Christmas gift of comedy. <3

YaBoyStevieJay

There’s nothing complicated about liking a movie series.

Ray

Morally I'm conflicted is all. I don't want to give her money.

Smaug

The relationship between the woman and her brother in the behavioral health institute is the most aggravating of the Love Actually stories. People with mental health struggles benefit from healthy boundaries too, Laura Linney! It's OK to go ahead and bang that Italian dude! Close second is Liam Neeson and that kid who looks like an alien clone with dead, black shark eyes.

Jessica M

I'm really loving these weekly programming notes, and the line up can't be beat

NFlux Forever

Last year when they did a Harry Potter commentary, they were wishing death on Rowling within the first two minutes. I want to see if they beat their previous record. 🏳️‍⚧️

Nathan Foley

You guys are the only reason I'm finally watching the Potter movies.

CaptainMcClutch

Ah yes! I finally watched Love Actually this year, I actually hated it less than I was expecting. But that was mainly down to Liam Neesons' hijinks.

Jason

You guys are rolling into the Holidays hot, hot, hot

John Locke

Love Actually? Oh boy. Normally I rewatch the movies before the episode but hard pass. I'll go into the episode using 20 year old memories.

Z

Love Actually is such a demented Xmas film (saw it the first time last week). Really excited for that episode!

Tony King

I watched Love Actually this weekend in preparation and boy do I wish I hadn't. I forgot how much I don't like about that film. Especially as a Brit, I feel it makes us all look like upper class twats, with handles in the middle of the door.

Conrad Silas

Love, Actually - still haven't, still happy and whatnot.