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.Pirates. .Of. .The. .Caribbean. 5 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-04 01:11:02
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2025-05-04 19:01:00
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It's a pirates life for us

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Comments

Mason Schutz

Why don’t I remember there being this many Pirates of the Caribbean movies..? 😭💀

Nrock23

Cause 5 is terrible

Kim 555

Lets goooo, also consider Hunger Games please please please. They just released a goated book for their upcoming Movie. They already got 5 movies the latest was a prequel 2 years ago

Seth Aasland

I’m so glad you guys watched all five. Although the last two don’t really stand as tall as the og trilogy, it’s still a pirate movie full of fun and adventure 🏴‍☠️

Cannon Andrus

I really really enjoyed this movie. On our first watch, I would have to say I might like it more than two and I definitely like it more than four.

Bri-Ana Monique

Guess I’ll watch this one for the first time with y’all 🩵

Rouz

Never watched the fifth one cause this movie had been milked enough. Also I would recommend watching“you’re so precious to me “ next it’s a Korean movie I don’t think a lot of people know of it but it’s so great that I feel everyone is missing out.

Rouz

Also if you guys can’t decide what to watch next you could take all the recommendations and watch the trailers then decide which ones you like the most

Zipzzty

YES THANKS FOR THE EARLY UPLOAD

Zipzzty

Fr bro it might not have the best writing but it is enjoyable

Zipzzty

PEAK games

Scared Cannon

WTF LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vanesa

I needed a good watch after a miserable day at work.

nocomprendo

watch The Raid, the best action movies

1999

I haven’t seen any of them but I had no idea there were 5 wtf 😂

MCH

If you want more of Orlando Bloom i heavily recommend KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ( make sur to watch the DIRECTOR’S CUT). TROY is also a very good movie and he’s in it. They were filmed around the same time as LOTR.

MCH

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN : DIRECTOR’S CUT!

Kite

Is that Paul McCartney??? 😭

Kite

He is NOT from the Hobbit Jack 😂

ggr

I am glad you guys liked it,for me personally its a big disappointment,Jack is gone and replaced with a clown and parody of his past self,the new characters are worse than Will and Elizabeth,the only thing i like is the villain and barbosa bits.

Guy

Peak Shippuden waiting room

GreetswithJudgement

The Geks should each choose their favorite movie to react to and we watch them in order starting from Jack to Brig. Also this movie isn’t as bad as I remember and this one is way better than the fourth one.

GreetswithJudgement

Zip you’re the GOAT, everywhere you are you’re always vibing and I love it! Just thought I’d pass that on coming from a random stranger lol

GreetswithJudgement

Also this movie is good for side characters, but the reason why people hate it is because they made Jack a buffoon. He’s always been funny but unintentionally so. They take it too far with the last two. Being intelligent and wise and cunning, and menacing is part of why he’s such an infamous and amazing character in the lore. I’ll take the L on this movie being bad. It isn’t. It’s pretty damn epic. But I won’t accept this is Jacks final goodbye to the franchise. He needs a better ending that begins with him being the captain of the Black Pearl and ends with him being the captain of the seas. We need a movie that shows the audience exactly why he’s Captain mother effin Jack Sparrow!

Zipzzty

For Me It’s 3,1,2,5,4

Kite

somehow this one's even worse than 4

DAI

Can we have some classic CINEMA series next? I don't know maybe something like BTTF? Something everyone knows but you guys haven't watched before.

DAI

or Matrix? Terminator?

Brig Andrus

They both go blow for blow with #2 🤷‍♂️

Kite

I'm not the biggest fan of 2 either but 4 and 5 are straight up bad imo, but I'm glad y'all enjoyed them

Vanesa

I say we honor Johnny Depp and do his best movies (in my opinion) sleepy hollow, edward scissorhands, Sweenny Todd, From hell (2001), and Corpse Bride.

Enma

First time watching this and honestly it wasnt bad but I didnt really find it that good either. It had a lot of cool and creative moments/shots but it felt like plot was so loosely written and many plotlines were started but was just unexplained/unfinished. It was entertaining tho but not enough for a rewatch.

Enma

They haven’t seen Indiana Jones. I think that would be a fun watch

NMP

I legit grew up watching the first three moves like 500 times as a kid and have somehow never seen this. 8 years later and it’s probably finally time.

Qhoa

W

Goldyz

Based

BFMxAngelo

They have watched it I think. Because they even recognized Finnick from the Hunger Games. When watching the 4th movie

SoloMio

Respectfully disagree. The best/most honest reactions are from reactors that know as little as possible about a film.

Vanesa

Another great movie option since Val Kilmer passed away would be Top Gun.

Ab

Hunger games next!

tb brook

Maze runner next

neko

Upon rewatch, the movie isn't as bad as I remembered. It had some great moments and the production quality was top tier but the soul of the pirates franchise is and will always be Jack Sparrow and they really did his character dirty in this movie.

Kim 555

Frick I haven’t finished all the reactions yet. I’ll check that when I get to it

TheSauceGuy

Indiana Jones, pretty please (with a cherry on top)

TheSauceGuy

Why do you guys dislike the second movie so much in comparison? Davy Jones' introduction alone just puts it above the 4th and 5th for me. I don't think any of the films are necessarily bad, but to me, they're just "for fun" films.

TheSauceGuy

this would be cool, at some point

Isabella Hayes-Hollands

sure someone has commented this already but jack's dad is Keith Richards and his uncle is Paul McCartney

Poragami

Jack's opinion about movies/series are all over the place, he's just so easily persuaded man lmao

Sasha (Mr. Prince is my bias)

For real. And for that reason alone it puts this movie at the bottom. The first part of this movie was kinda good though. Very interesting. But it just got worse and worse at least for me.

Sasha (Mr. Prince is my bias)

I think this movie has way too much comic relief moments which are not even comic. For example when Will's son was holding Carina when she was about to hanged. The conversation between them was not funny but more uncomfortable.

Jenny D

I don't hate this one, but I didn't get into the characters other than Jack and Barbosa as much. I wish that Elizabeth had some lines or even appeared in the beginning. I'm glad Will got uncured and it was a happy ending, but it didn't have the same magic. Special effects wise I would say it was great.

Sasha (Mr. Prince is my bias)

Yeah. The movie had some really cool and creative cinematography moments and probably the best cinematography out of all the films. And Salazar was the best villain besides Davy Jones.

Daniella

The plot is definitely better than i remember (probably better than the 4th or at least on par), but even with this rewatch i did not like Jack at all. He was acting like a child, his weird high-pitched muttering and it seems like he couldn't be bothered with anything lol... in the 2nd movie he sacrificed his soul to Davy Jones to save the pearl but when it sinks in this one he's like "she was a fine ship" and seemingly doesn't care. For most ppl Jack Sparrow is this series and without him being him it just feels dull hence the collective hate. But i'm glad you guys didn't notice it too much and enjoyed the series!! Really hoping you guys watch Transfomers next :)

Sasha (Mr. Prince is my bias)

Yeah. Well I guess some like to see the trailer first to decide if the movie looks good but I want to watch a movie with as little knowledge as possible. I swear I've grown allergic to any kind of "spoilers"😂

Kite

42:45

Sasha
>>169914103

I've seen only Scissorhands and From Hell. From Hell is underrated movie to be honest. Also he does one hell of a role in Black Mass. Although as a movie I don't like it. Well same goes for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

CoLdBITeR

I can't believe you guys dropped it yesterday on Thursday, what a treat. 🥳

S Moonchild⁷

Damn I totally forgot this movie. All I remember a sea divide where people fought. How could my mind block Elizabeth Will and Henry. I got sad for Barbossa, didn't remember him dying. This movie was amazing. I remember watching it in cinema long time ago. Fun Fact, for my 13th birthday I had a cake with Jack on it haha. My mom was confused about her teenager daughter liking a dirty old man haha

Paul Durbin

Brig on that Schedule I grind. I've been trying to convince a buddy of mine to get it with me haha

floo

I would recommend KILL BILL oldie but goldie

Ashley H.N

Yes! Hopefully they do🙏

CoLdBITeR

The reason why people didn't enjoy the fourth or fifth that much and even called them awful from the past was because of the wait for them to come out. The first three were pretty quick to release and they followed a more tight story design. The fourth came out many years later, and the fifth even more so. Now an easy way to imagine it, would be how you lads looked forward to the second season of arcane soooo much. Remember how it felt like an eternity for the three or so years? And then how it felt a bit of a disappointment because it didn't live up to the past season? The fourth and fifth were like that for us who had to wait for yearssss and had seen them in theatres. 😩 You lads watched all 5 in a short amount of time and didn't have to wait long. It's a lot more enjoyable watch this time when you go through all 5 in a short period, compared to if you decided to wait a couple years for the fourth after watching the first three, and then another couple years for the fifth. I'm glad you guys enjoyed the watch, but there is valid reasons for why the past watchers didn't care for the last two movies.

adabooo

Hope we get the reaction of you guys rewatching the 2nd movie at some point🙏😁

TheSauceGuy

It wouldn't be a PotC film without an undead crew lol.

khalxeesi

bit random but have you all ever watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? I think you guys would love it, annd a bit of a differnet cinemaa saturday!

I’m Tired

Praying for dune next 😭😭

LuvStarburst

I'm glad you guys like the movies as well. No wonder why these 2 were so hated. Also, that slap on Cannon's leg was diabolical.

Marissa ♥

Please react to the movie Troy

jrnoodles

Thank you! I've always enjoyed this movie, but it was somehow even better than I remembered. I wonder how those bums that told you Geks not to bother with the last two movies feel now.

~Mercedeez Lee~

This is only the 2nd time I’ve watched this movie and though it’s not as bad as I originally thought, it’s still my least favourite for sure. I don’t know but I’m just not feeling this movie compared to the others but it’s cool that you guys like it

TheSauceGuy

L Spanish crew for not using the Minecraft waterfall swimming method.

LooseSeal

Again, this movie was better than I remember. Though it wasn’t as strong as 1-3, it’s still a good movie. I think I remember it being bad because at the time it was made, Hollywood was making better movies than this, but with almost no good movies for the last 6 years, this now feels like a quality film

Venus

idk why yall keep saying this, even when it came out i was the same amount of entertained as the first 3. the only difference is the main cast wasnt there which took of some familiarity

Jacob Zamora

I'll explain my hate for it. While I did like the 4th movie, the 5th pissed me off from the character assassination. Will is all of a sudden a bum, completely different and ignores his responsibilities. Jack is not his enjoyable self that carries heavily. They just ignore so many things just to make the movie's plot work. Black Pearl fastest ship? Nope. Barbossa's sword has powers? Only when the plot wants it too. While it was definitely better on a rewatch, like Jack said, its definitely my least favorite.

Elle

Yes please

DSJ.

BARBOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSA - sorry, he's the main character