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Mr. P sits Mrs. P down and explains that this week he did his research a bit differently. On This Episode of Pearlmania500 Presents: Too Many Tabs, we learn all of our facts from conservative version of Wikipedia: Conservapedia!

From Barack Obama to dogs to a lack of salsa, Mrs. P is taken on a journey that none of us were prepared for.  

As announced on this episode, Alex will be performing live in Philly on April 12th or 13th: Tickets Here! 

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Erin

If you’re going anywhere near central NC I’m coming to your standup! holy shit that’s so exciting! LET’S GOOOOO

Caitlanabanana

We stan Commander, the secret service chomping doggo!

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Dang it! This went by too fast…. Now I’ve got to wait another week for a new one!! 😭 btw can’t we just boycott daylight saving time?!?! I’m so tired. 🥱

Riley Rose

Y’all have an incredible opportunity to write the Dolly Parton article on conservapedia

Riley Rose

Ps now you have to do a Sargon of Akaad episode (both the historical figure and the internet douchebag)

Bob's Ironwork

Hell yeah, new shows! I'll get to see one one day

Nikki Ann

How dare they?! My 10 year old pitbull would like to have a word with Conservapedia. The only thing her fatass is biting is snacks. She owns stock in Busy Bones ok. They just know pibbles would be liberals if they could vote. Speaking of. One of our last elections in MI that only had conservative folks to vote for in weird judge elections, I wrote my dog in. Blue 2024!

Bob's Ironwork

Also, I love the Blue Chew bit. Too many working dicks 😂

Lou Regnilo

I’m only part way through from my commute this morning but if you’re drinking miller lites might as well come to the home of miller lite here in Milwaukee!!!

MaisterWizard

🤞hoping Alex comes to The valley around Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area. But i will still travel to the April show in Philly

MaisterWizard

When i heard your name in the "Hey Huns" I laughed soo hard at work that my co workers asked if i was okay 😂

Stine Pettersen Linjordet

Alex! You did a great job with my shout out 👏 last try was the best one✌🏻😎 love,love,love the podcast 🥰🤩 (and tiketitocky too).

Lauren Jane

The episodes seem too short with the shout outs at the end and hardly any intro. Making me sad, guys. Making. Me. Sad.

Lou Regnilo

Still haven’t finished yet but I have to comment again. My wife and I have had the discussion before that people who don’t like cats don’t understand consent. Once you realize that so much makes sense then.

Lauren Jane

*hears Camel Crush* *instantly teleports back to 2006* holy shit I forgot about those

BINGBONG

Did you know Chicken Soup for the Soul makes cat food?! My boyfriend just got cats and he showed me the cat food he bought and it blew my mind lol chickensouppets.com

Jennifer

Another fantastic episode! I told my 20 year old son about conservapedia and it's his new hyper fixation/rage reading. #tism

An Earth Worm Having A Seizure

Just wanted to say I keep listening to this on my podcast app and then going “Why am I listening to ads?! I’m paying $3!!!” 😂

Nicolette

Yes! I need to see Seytoiyo live! Also you

Crochet Witchery

Mrs. P go check out Fundie Fridays for Girl Defined updates #7 so you don't get pipelined.

Lauren Jane

Anything for Jon Stewart and his Monday episodes?!?

Pearlmania500

Damn it, that is such a better name. Gotta change A LOT of graphics now.

Pearlmania_necklace

This tour of yours better be making it to the alt left hell hole of San Fran or oakland.

Radish The Drunk Bard Gnome from Wisconsin

Coming in from the future, Girl Defined had gone so off the rails in just the last 2 years… and knowing you do an RFK episode is making me giggle.