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The Warmup - 8/7/2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-07 20:59:37
Edited:
2025-07-14 15:41:56
Imported:
2024-08
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Alex tells Mrs. P about his trip to the Harris Walz Rally in Philly and his new best friend, Lisa.

The story is both a TRIP and a journey with all the added lore.

Comments

Spacey Stacey

As a leftist myself, I'm embarrassed at my fellow leftists accusing you and Under the Desk News of being psy-ops. Some people really need to touch grass.

E

I would also pay streaming service amounts of money for an Alex and Lisa adventure show. Or just write a screenplay in which your ride turns into you witnessing a crime and having to go on the run from some bad people.

Casper

Mrs. Pearlmania, I... this was the best thing that is getting me through today, nay, my whole month. Alex's story about Lisa... ma'am I have made: fresh butter, sweetened butter because I overwhelmed my whipping cream. (Had to make a new batch) I had too many strawberries so now I'm making strawberry syrup. And now using that sweetened butter to make caramel. After I just cut up and prepped many strawberries I macerated. And then made a GALLON. Sorry 2 GALLONS of ranch. For my husbands barbecue tomorrow. I was on fumes. My wonderful dog has been eating every crumb I have made regardless of how many "GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN"s i made. Hearing you laugh at Lisa actively breaking your husband was... I feel like a whole person. Thank you, Mrs. Pearlmania. ❤️😂😂😂

Jennifer Jarret

I was waiting outside for the rally for about 2 hours- we didn’t get in and I had regrets over not taking the train instead of getting a ride with friends who wanted to leave later than I would have wanted- but hearing that SEPTA was a hot mess getting back lifted my FOMO spirits. Thank you for your service.

S•P•Q•R

Mrs. P, Minnesota is great! There are so many lake and jeep people, but they’re *nice*!

Pearlmania500

It’s mostly people on the right who claim they aren’t political.

Pearlmania500

I am so happy I could help, also accidental butter is the greatest accident of all 🧈 ✨

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Mrs P, I meant to mention, my family had a lake house for several years but my stepdad sold it because all he ever did was go up on the weekend and do yard work and maintenance. So make sure you can live at your lake house full time. Or be really rich and have a lake house staff. We weren't at staff-level of lake house having. Edit: and his speedboat got stolen from storage. No more water skiing for us.

snelly

this was amazing to listen to😂

Lumpy Space Princess

Gosh I love The Warmup! MN is my adopted home state since I moved here in 2011. We are SO SAD to see Walz go, but Lt Gov Peggy Flanagan is also 🔥.

Sierra

Mrs P do I have great news for you: if you want lake life MN is the best place to go due to its whopping 12k lakes. More actually depending on the definition of lake you use.

AugieLovesPenny

Listening to Mrs. P laughing uncontrollably while you explained your plight was the best possible start to my day. 💖

Arlo the Average

I looked up that Zevon song and it goes hard

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Ok so 1. PLEASE WE STILL NEED THE AIR HORN. It feeds my soul. 2. SONOFABITCH! GIMME A DRANK is an EXCELLENT middle of the night drunk song 3. OK so if we get enough new patrons signed up to afford a dash cam for the crappy car and a new soundboard that is nothing but airhorns, will you read the third horny faery book???

Kari McCormick

You made that 70 year old feel safe. And, I cannot tell you how thankful I am that you gave her your attention. I was my grandmother's caregiver until she passed, and I know that they will focus on someone they think seems safe. Thank you for being so great.

Chekhovs_Gunnilingus

The whole time you’re talking about your experience with Lisa I’m over here wondering, “When did my mother change her name to Lisa?”

deviled_bells

Completely understand the concern of loosing a good governor. Loss Huntsman in Utah to as a Chinese ambassador and that led to an even more ultra conservative state government. Huntsman was moderate in comparison and it really hurt.

simplebrute

good to know Alex hangs out down on Alvarado Street by the Pioneer chicken stand

MeliWillow

invite Walter, Lisa and her mother for over for a special podcast Thanksgiving episode 🤣

Jenn D

Oh the way I laughed over this. Made folding laundry enjoyable. Think you should get Lisa to phone in for a podcast. Dashcam would have been a fantastic addition to this episode.

Fairy_podmother

I’m very late to this party. But we’re less than 3 weeks into this new administration and I need you to know that this story has restored my will to live for at least another day. Thank you, Lisa from Florida!

AllieMarieT

Listening from July 2025 about a year later and 2 minutes in the hope is so bittersweet, I miss it

Deafleader

Just listening now, and man it’s so tough to listen to 😔

Deafleader

Reporting from 2026… we sure do…

Feral.Book.Dragon

Listening from 2026 and came to say the same thing.