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How Joel Osteen Sowed His Seed Faith (Patreon)

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2024-08-11 21:00:03
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2024-08

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Content

Joel Osteen is America's second richest pastor, and Mrs. Pearlmania has NEVER HEARD OF HIM. Come for the biography of Joel and his father John Osteen, stay for the purchasing of an NBA team's arena and a discussion on seed faith in the prosperity gospel. Be staggered by the numbers on financial statements!

This episode has it all, controversy, a hurricane, PPP loans, the name ORAL ROBERTS, and of course the banter of Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania.

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Comments

Mrs P. Deserves 18 chickens

Mr Pearlmania and his name was dusk are the only two men ever allowed to tell me to smile

i'm_back_with_a_stable_paycheck_babes

You guys read my name and I just started ugly crying and hugging my cats. It's been so long since I heard someone say they're proud of me 😭💖 must've listened to that bit 8 times over

macy

shoutout yall for talking about the shit stain Oral Roberts has left in Tulsa and beyond :,)

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

All I have in my head now is "if man is 5 and the devil is 6 then that must make me 7...this honkey's gone to heaven" 🤣

Kari McCormick

The seed 😂😂😂😂 Also congrats to the stable paycheck - we're all proud of you.

mr. buttons

the seed is coming........to mind.

orion_is_tired

Wasn’t expecting the karate instructor lore drop (if it’s been mentioned before I missed it).

RacoonRoomba

Yo, Mrs P opening was fire. Can we have more Mrs P openings?💜

Pope Shadow

Fun Fact: I came up with the username Shadow before learning of Shadow the Hedgehog, so I always had to clarify that I am not mimicking the hedgehog. So uh...added bonus? enjoyed the episode!!!

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

You opened for Fortune Feimster? Of course your mageistra lived her, it's a NC thing. I love her too especially since the "Handsome" podcast. This episode truly surprised me cause I wholly expected Osteen to be terrible. I feel like the Seattle mega church guy (Mark Driscoll) is way worse. Do him.

Chayla Volz

Let me say it slightly louder… the seed is coming!

DelitaWasntWrong

I just came here to say that Joel Osteen looks like a wet rat and I’m convinced he’s a wererat. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

snelly

the seed is coming 😭😂

Taydawspi

I’ve been waiting for this episode. Also, a Dallas show!!!!

E

Seed is coming, y’all. The Lord has proclaimed it so!

Bear Case

After his reaction to the shooting at his church, I can’t even look at Joel Osteen anymore. He also gives me demonic vibes.

Arlo the Average

The only time I watched a Joel Osteen sermon was when I was at my grandparents house (obviously) and he said you should never wear anything un presentable because god is always watching. I got mad on behalf of my comfy pants and changed the channel

Mariah

Seed IS coming to mind….

Milfshake

“They gave the hedgehogs guns?!” 😂😂😆 Let the person reading this before finishing the episode figure out how that has anything to do with Joel Osteen 🤣🤣🤣

theothersara

Okay Mrs. P with that perfect intro! #chrushedit

PumpkinKing008

It’s really scary how accurately Alex does the preacher voice 😅

Helissa Lazet

Seed is coming. Cant wait for Dallas tickets to go on sale!

YoAnge

🌱 is coming

Mad Bob

Seed is coming! Hallelujah Amen! 💵 🤑

A Feral Mom Raising Feral Kids

Seed is coming to mind! Also, I feel like the hedgehogs would be far more responsible guns than we are

Sleep-Deprived

Seed is coming 😆😆😆😆 yinz should have seen the way my unknowing colleagues looked at me in concern when I started cackling..... Bring the tour over here to shitsburgh so I don't have to drive through Amish country for a show!

April Merritts

Seed is coming! TOOT TOOT! (Also shoutout to Mrs. P for responding when I told her she’s the reason I finally joined Threads! I fangirled a little. 😁

April Merritts

Also, where can I listen to old book club episodes? I can’t find them on Apple Podcasts or Patreon. ❤️

Pearlmania500

I mean….I have traveled 8 hours for Gooskis Pierogis back in the day. ~ Mrs. P

Bug_was_here

Seed is coming You should come to Tulsa Oklahoma and do a show

jessimightpanic

The money in the walls?????? How was this not mentioned??

Fingerbang_fairy

Seed is coming. Also a Kennith Copland episode would be fun 😅

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

Mrs. Pearl doing the intro got me so hype for this episode

simplebrute

do not write seed is coming

Psyunide

Seed is coming!

Sly Cooper

Do not write seed is coming

voxel.loves.you

While I didn't go to Oral Roberts University, my high school graduation was held at the Mabee Center on their campus. I encourage everyone to look up the insanely large statue of praying hands they have on campus. It's wild. Also the seed is coming.

Isthisthingon

I'm so behind and slowly catching up. Seed is coming! 🤣

Soup.4.The.Pearlmans

Ok I’m relistening to one of my favorite pods, and I just have to say this. My grandpa and I have a joke about Joel Osteen. Did you hear? Joel Osteen dropped his Bible on Sunday and it fell into context.