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This Week's episode is about instagram influencer and author Caroline Calloway. Mrs. Pearlmania delves deep into the Harry Potter inspired Cambridge life of this NYC socialite and the accusations against her including scams, grifts, and general mania. Yes we even cover the cut article and the eater highlight about Caroline Calloway and the Yale plates.

So get your favorite incredibly long caption ready for the highlights of the life of Caroline Calloway. 

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Comments

Michelpy

Yale plates 😂😂😂😂

Lorelana

Yale Plates!

snelly

honestly as a chronically online person i’m shocked i had no idea about the yale plates, so worth the listen😂😂😂

holly!

“soft core onlyscams ayn rand” is my next tattoo, thanks mr p

holly!

also the poor butchering of the (presumably) Russian brought me very much joy

Nixie

My fave coworker got fired on Friday. Gonna post a headless bikini pic about it. In December.

Mother_Goots

Yale Plates! Also you were talking about the attention economy! The Siren's Call: How Attention Became The World's Most Endangered Resource by Chris Hayes has been recommended to me several times in reference to this. Maybe not a fun BookClub read but perhaps an interesting thought provoking one. Put it on your hold list at the local library!

YoAnge

Yale Plates! Fuck it lol

S.K.

I watch so many vtubers that when Alex said “everyone do a little stretch” my brain went “ope did the redeem. Better do my little stretchy stretch” 😂😂

review_of_academic_reviews

Commenting before you tell me who she is fr but once you, Mrs. P, said internet drama I said out loud, at my job “omg it’s the cosplay girl that dressed up as Penelope von sweet and now is like alt” Tune in to see if I’m right

review_of_academic_reviews

I was not correct actually and this is way better bc I was in middle school and miss this era of internet desperately

simplebrute

this episode has haunted my nightmares 10/10 Yale plates

Helissa Lazet

I love that every time Mrs.P brings up having Courtney Love’s Bra Mr.P acts even more disgusted than the first time she told the story. Lol Yale Plates

Lovexash

I don’t laugh out loud often. You both make me laugh laugh. Have you thought about doing comedy? Tehe

Guilty_of_tomfoolery

The fact that there is SO MUCH MISSING is baffling 😭 i once watched a 3h video on her and you guys had additional details the lore is so deep

Spooply

I haven't got to listen to this yet but she's claiming she slept with the CEO killer on twitter 😂

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

Yale Plates. Hillary Baldwin and her husband are going to be on TLC in 2025

SugarJay (edited)

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2026-09-08 12:00 This is the only way I want to consume internet drama: through Mrs P
2024-12-10 05:03

Red Moon

This was the most “I’m employed what does this mean” episode ever lmaoooooo

Pirin Tablets

My psycho mother nagged me for years to read Atlas Shrugged. Judging by Mr. P’s reaction, I dodged a bullet.

SheetzGang

I think I saw the yale plates in the background of her hurricane diary videos. Also, I know that I could listen here as free, but all of my other pods are on Spotify. My ads for this episode in order, were Blue Nile, Zola, and then a Philly area divorce lawyer…

Lovexash

But for real, are you coming to Minnesota soon?

TitanOlaf

I came into this thinking Yale plates were a good thing. Now I know better

tach.o

Should Mrs P have an entire section to Lore Dump Courtney Love to Alex and friends ????? YES PLEASE

Lovexash

HAHA yale plates finished the episode and saw this ‘headline’ ‘Instagram scammer’ Caroline Calloway seemingly claims she slept with suspected assassin Luigi Mangione’

Vibin’ in the mind palace

Yale plates 🎉 Listened to this while cooking dinner on Friday night - thoroughly entertained!

Saw Alex in Buffalo and was Transmuted into a Fed

About a month ago I had heart surgery. When I woke up, I found that my partner had sent me a picture of them smiling and holding up a peace sign next to my unconscious, intubated body with the caption "you lived bitch" Have a happy yule (plates)

Elizabeth Staples

Calloways is a chain of garden stores in the DFW area so I think plants when I hear her name.

Elizabeth Staples

Also Peach and Strawberry picking are better situations apples just seems excessive and wasteful, peaches and strawberries both freeze easy.

a_bitch_named_sam

Not y'all bringing freaking YALE PLATES back to the forefront of my mind after ignoring this bitch for years

DingleDangleNootNoot

"and it killed" "- no that's a reference to the set" I've never been spoiled on a comedy set before

Marshall Farms

MRS. P!!!! YOU NEED TO GO CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEWMAG ARTICLE WITH HER THAT JUST DROPPED!!!! I FEEL A FOLLOW UP EPISODE