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The Warmup - Remember 4 Lokos? 1/08/2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-08 20:56:06
Edited:
2025-07-14 15:27:57
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2025-01
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Mrs. P has 1/2 an amazing 4 loko story, Zuck bends the Knee, and Ninja Creamy Softserve anyone?

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snelly

perfect snow shoveling audio

Kel Mac

Poor Mrs. P... Hope you feel better soon!

Coco Boomslang

OoOoOo..... Pedialyte slushie....🤤

Jeremy P

I need you to know. I'm taking a break from a Generative AI Training required by my work, and youtube served me Alex's latest AI rant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2RQeNQ-YpM Too real, and not good. Edit: The first 3 hours where voiced by a real person. The "Ethical, Privacy, and Intellectual Property Considerations" are voiced by an AI.

Jeremy P

New job welcome aboard! Please complete this required learning: * Inclusion in the work place * Preventing Harassment * Conversation Guidelines * Mandatory training about "the company" * Using Generative AI for "my roll"

TitanOlaf

There was a moment where I was like ‘is there a Brooklyn near Philly? Or was Mrs P in NYC at some point in what I’ve begun to think of as her Dark Ages?’

Sierra

It’s ok Mrs. P we don’t need the ending 😂 the first time I went to a frat party (post them changing the recipe granted) I somehow got into a 4 Loko chugging contest with 5 frat guys and do not remember anything after that except waking up the next morning feeling like crap.

Anne N

It’s ok Mrs P., that was a great story 😂

Anne N

Same

Nikki Ann

If a man ever tells you that you’re an appliance just ask them why their g-spot is in their bootyhole and walk away.

Karbee

Ok but the urge to put fruit punch Electrolyt in a slushie machine is strong now

Kari McCormick

I used to make Pedialyte Popsicles for my kids! Pedialyte slushies or sno-cones would have been so good!

review_of_academic_reviews

Alex leave our queen alone! I am fine w a story of “idk” bc then I get to imagine not only what Mrs P and her friends look like, but them in 2007 cracked out on four loko w a bike. It’s like how you’re not supposed to read the book and then watch the movie and have your imagination ruined

Brittaney Phillips

I knew what she was talking about. I picked up what she was putting down 🤣🤣 the ninja came out with a creamy. Makes sense to me lol

B_To_The_Tea🫖

I too have been personally victimized by Four Loko. As soon as Mrs. P said, “two to three” I KNEW the ending of the story=blackout. That’s it. Whatever happened during a Four Loko blackout remains a mystery of the universe for us all. 🫡

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

1. When the OG Four Loko was out, I just KNEW it wasn’t a good idea but now that I hear all these people with their unhinged stories, I’m kind of sad that I didn’t try it. 2. Mrs. P needs to put out a call for anyone with info about her unknown trip to the Brooklyn house party to please come forward. It’s for the people!

Listen_up_poop_butt! You_are_a_cutie_patootie!

Mrs P the new g rr Martin…when you think it’s a safe arc, predictable, NO! Genuine surprise! What happened?! Nobody knooooows!!! 😂 Those are the stories that keep you on the edge of your seat like a 4 loko

GinaBoBina

I never tried the original Four Loko. All the stories I heard made me afraid! 🤣

RaiHoneybb 🦆

I honestly love mystery Mrs P stories that should be a series you do 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

Marie Vanhellsing

I underage drank a four loko before they got banned and it tasted like licking a battery