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Mrs. Pearlmania got healthy enough to wonder why shirts at the thrift store Goodwill have gotten so expensive. Follow this journey of Goodwill's origin, to their modern day exploitation machine. And remember, Goodwill doesn't pay for the products in their stores. These are donations! 

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TwoPaws ShaPurr

I know this literally JUST got posted, so I obviously have not listened yet BUT I just want to thank you guys because the notification of a new episode popping up pulled me out of my “final season of tik tok” doom scrolling and I definitely needed that!

Amber N

This will be a great listen as I’m working on decluttering and have several bags ready for donation soon 😭

Papa Palpatine

I used to work at Goodwill so I’m looking forward to hearing what lore was dug up!

BloodyMary

For the food, chicken soup. So many people do not know how to make it, and it's just adding everything to water

I_am_a_possum

Thank you for chasing away the Sunday scarys. I also LOVE me a good lore dump!

Casey Leigh

7.25? That don’t jive!

All hail the ZA LORD!

Raise the minimum wage! Also- every time I heard something like, “dignity through work” or whatever about goodwill it started to sound eerily like “Arbeit Macht Frei”.

Potatoes_in_Idaho_aren’t_special

You guys just saved me from going to goodwill to try & get better prices on clothes 🙏🏼🙏🏼 for the food moron my first thought was homemade mashed potatoes!!

Coco Boomslang

Food: dear gawd help me make sense of making bread! 😭😭😭

Kari McCormick

The Mossimo brand went away from Target when Mossimo Giannulli and his wife (Lori Loughlin) got caught buying their kid's way in to college.

Kari McCormick

I stopped donating everything except old electronics to Goodwill about 10 years ago. They shred and recycled old TVs, computers, tablets, etc. Everything else goes to Salvation Army or the local hospital auxiliary thrift shop. I've followed Goodwill's shady practices for a long time. Corporate greed knows no bounds.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I had heard Goodwill was not so great but never the full details, so thank you for elucidating that issue. I am really feeling the doom approaching, the list our government can do is raise the minimum wage!

AugieLovesPenny

Chicken broth? Bone broth? Let the Soup Savant teach the Food Moron about the basics of broth! And RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE

Coco Boomslang

Honestly baking tips period. I can cook like a boss but bake like a 4 year old 😩

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Oh don't get me started on the fkn PPP loans. What a racket. I knew Goodwill was bad news (ha) but I was shocked at what a bubble I'm in here in WA state because when you said PA has a minimum wage of SEVEN SOMETHING AN HOUR I was like ...holy shit. I mean, I'm old and stuff but I do pay attention to minimum wage...just forget how much worse it is in other places. (Spoiler alert: the minimum wage here is like $16 and it's still not enough and also BUSINESSES STILL EXIST HERE, wow)

Nixie

Intro was giving “Like sands through the hourglass, these are the tabs of our lives.” ⏳

S.K.

I’d be wildly curious to see y’all do a deep dive on the American Red Cross.

Jason L

100% listen to MOST of your shows at work.

L_Sloan

YESSS OVER AN HOURRRRR

Doc Squid 23

Raise the minimum wage! My wife just finished her cancer treatment recently as well, and ya'll helped us get through it. Love you guys!

Smiling, nodding, didn’t get the joke

My mom also performed her court ordered community service through our local goodwill in the early 00’s. So Goodwill got paid by the government to monitor my mom’s work and made money off her actual labor.

spacejesus

13:32 exactly Alex we got you🤣

Nikki Ann

Goodwill here is too rich for my poor blood. We thrift at local shops. We get less Jesus that way too.

Anne N

Maybe chicken parm

on vibes 24_7

Another vote for broth or stock! There’s a million ways to do it but I can’t seem to settle on a method that works.

Mariah Tiedemann

The second I saw goodwill I was excited. Your “this is an unhinged delight,” warning just played and I ran here to express how flipping enthused I am for whatever is about to hit my ear balls. Ahaha.

Ari Yovel

Would love for Mrs. P to talk Alex through how to pick and grill/cool a really good steak

Sit n stitch

Raise the minimum wage and the income caps for disabled people

Leigh-Ann Florence

Raise the minimum wage! Just became a Patreon member, tik tok ban has given me the big sad, you guys make me so happy. I also live for Mrs.P and her air horn noise. It's now become one of my ADHD vocal stims, lol so thanks for that.

TitanOlaf

Raise the minimum wage! That hacking Easter egg tho The point Mrs P brought up about getting out in the streets for mutual aid is sooo true. You’d be amazed how a few people getting a lil swap together can help get rid of old clothes. And reducing it at the source by not buying fast fashion.

Wiscoliz

Raise the minimum wage and teach Alex a nice carbonara

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Vibing with the food moron - those gooey Chex squares (instead of rice crispy treats) you talked about on the show waaaaay back in the day. I feel like we may need to eat our feelings in the very near future and I’d love to crunch on those!

Yuppies_yearn_for_the_millstones

I am from New Hampshire and I applied to Goodwill five years ago and I believe their starting rate was 10 or $11. I’m gonna assume that it’s only gone up a dollar or two since then.

Yuppies_yearn_for_the_millstones

Disclaimer: I’m not pro goodwill. For NH 10 plus an hour is still incredibly low. The Handpicked Goods section makes me want to pull out my hair with the jacked up prices. Let alone the empty jars that are priced at 3 flippin bucks.

Meows Eisley

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE! Alex should learn how to make mashed potatoes. It's an easy dish to get right and an easy dish to get wrong...

Cat mafia leader

Raise the miming wage! Mrs P coughing at the end was the piece de resistance. Literally me every time I get sick.

Bubbsiedaisies

Ooh this episode was GREAT but sooo frustrating! Raise the fucking minimum wage

J-Beans

I’m also in NH and very recently the Concord Goodwill on Loudon Rd had literal dollar tree candles for over $2. They had the stickers on them from the dollar store. 😀

J-Beans

I just got laid off, with my entire team, because we had unknowingly been training AI they were using along with outsourcing. My whole team had our last day just before Christmas. I did a little sob laugh at that comment 😀👍

PublicLibraryProphet

“You can’t do math on the greatest episode.” 😂 Raise the minimum wage!

Sly Cooper

Raise the minimum wage!

Yuppies_yearn_for_the_millstones

Haha small world. My experience was at the Somersworth location. Plus the eBay resellers kind of make treasure hunting really tough now.

Lovexash

Oh nooooo Alex is learning about substandard minimum wage

Lovexash

I love you guys, and this just might be a me problem because I sometimes choose to listen off Patreon but I have to have my volume all the way up to hear you both and then the ads start and scare the shit out of me every time.

Lovexash

Last comment since I finally finished the episode Mayo Clinic is an interesting nonprofit to look into

Bubbsiedaisies

I also have to raise the volume to hear them.

Kristen Cocciante

I would love if u could do like a chicken noodle soup or smth cuz ive tried Campbells and the noodles r gross

Yvonne Hill

PPE loans are such a fucking joke.....my husband's company got over 2 million in loans that were forgiven, and they didn't ever stop working, so they got 2million in free money from the government, and I also know people who brag about how they lied about having a business and got tens of thousands of dollars.

Allegedly High Hippy

I used to work as a regional manager for a goodwill warehouse. You'd be shocked if you found out what happens to a majority of the stuff that's donated. Alo on safety equipment.. goodwill wouldn't provide safety equipment for any of my employees. I paid out of my.own pocket to buy gloves, safety gaps sea and respirators for my staff... it's a horrible place and I have so many horror stories.

Meghan Strong

Government! RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!!!!!! And this coming from someone who lives in NJ where our minimum is $15.49 an hour. No one should be making $7.25 an hour. I was making that when I first started working 15 years ago. For fuck’s sake, Government, get it together. *hoping my FBI agent sees this*

Lovexash

But *inflation* I literally sat with a Republican elected official once and he was like ‘if we raise wages everything else will get expensive so it won’t matter’ Hahahahahahaha -.-

Meghan Strong

I think that’s funny bc prices have increased even without raising it anyway. Republicans suck

BugTheLady_Alissa

Loved the episode, Often times the people who are fighting against the increase of the minimum wage are individuals who will lose everything if they can’t meet the minimum income requirements to qualify for governmental aid.

Jessipoot

For the love of god, raise the minimum wage. And don’t discriminate against disabled people wtf goodwill

Jennifer

Raise the minimum wage!!! I am horrified! I knew they were greedy, but holy fucking shit!!!

Nessa is_Effinevil

Look.... when you said this would be the best episode, I didn't believe you. I was screaming in anger and laughing at the same time... the whole time

Zelda Presents

lmao that last cough at the end i hope you feel better Mrs. P! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Tara Legaski

Raise the minimum wage. And also. I'm so sad Goodwill is not good. Is Savers a horrible terrible no good very bad place too? Habitat For Humanity? The YMCA? I'm now questioning all my faith in these places that they are actually doing GOOD.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

My younger brother is disabled and worked with state rehabilitation services for job placement. His caseworker would not ALLOW him to apply at Goodwill. If a Texas state caseworker says no, I feel like that’s an indicator on its own.

Casey Leigh

Wait a minute... did that gym become a Curves eventually?? I used to work in that shopping center!!

Casey Leigh

The Ice Palace is still there! My dad used to drive the zamboni when it was still an actual ice rink.

Emidooodle

Raise the minimum wage! Im catching up on episodes. It took me a year to catch up to the episode with my shoutout. Great episode, where I live we have so many thrift shops and antique shops that goodwill doesnt get much inventory at all. One place probably gets 50% of clothes because they have those donation containers everywhere. It's so convenient before or after work I can put my donations in there. Why would I go to good will.

Deafleader

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE IN 2026 😭