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The parasocial patreon podcast for pearlmaniacs is here again with updates, lore and commandments for the faithful! Get on this Noah's ark and save yourself from the oncoming content flood.

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I think we all have various roles we're going to play through this. I 100% agree with not letting them steal our joy and laughter. I also believe we must need to use our anger and sadness to be courageous and fuel resistance. I think it's okay to tip the scales a little more this way and a little more that way at times, you know? I appreciate y'all's ability to do both, sometimes in the same breath. The Pearlmans are a treasure.

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

my joy has come from eating my weight in gummy worms over the past week - and thank you for the psyop tip - that is going to be the best comeback yet from me

masterpieceormenace

congratulations babymania! and thank you adultmanias for making joyous content in this terrifying time

Casper

I was on a debate discord and mentioned your podcast with Elon's racist grandfather about energy being the form of currency later at the time trump introduced DOGE dept and I was called insane. But guess what? Now I link it constantly.

DamnYouVodka

So glad you did the bird-tier vid -- you nailed the rankings

DamnYouVodka

Also you NEED to get the Merlin app

Demolition Dormouse

Books and birbs and soup. Y’all we eatin. (Literally.)

The Libberator

Thank you for making extra silly content

Emily

Thank you for making a bunch of content this week. I live alone so it’s been a bit rough the past few days. You guys help distract me from the horrors after work while I craft.

Pearlmania500

I know that creator’s work but it’s my first time seeing the vid! Thanks.

supersaiyansquirrel

I appreciate the bird tier video so much! My kid has curiously seen me watch your videos and has asked about them, and now I have one that I can safely watch with her without a ton of dark context 🤣 it's a nice break from the reality of hell that's been unleashed. Thank yall for the much needed silly billies 😊

Caro

I have listened to everything you’ve put out this week and I am SO GRATEFUL for the content flood! It’s made the last couple of days bearable ❤️

Caro

I have eaten all my feelings in a tower of bread and butter

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I have had to SHRIEK at my kid to get him to stop doing trump voice the last couple of weeks. I didn't think it might be dissociation. Maybe I should get him some therapy instead. Anyway, way to be, Pearlbabia! PS Food moron is still better! I'm just saying.

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

I needed the line about Rogan the other day SO BAD. I was in a “discussion” with a coworker who was trying to convince me that kids were really shitting in litter boxes at schools and he actually used a Rogan clip to try and convince me. I told him to find me some legitimate sources and come back to me

Cherry_Vanilla_Coke_Supremacy

What's so funny is that like 95% of the time? I do listen to this in the car 😂 this is one of the few times I'm going to say this not in the car with a headphone in

Zelda Presents

omg you could probably do a good impersonation of Rick Sanchez

✨Hot Marta✨

The little “okeeey” at the ends killed me 😂✨