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Story Report- Bored Gay Werewolf (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-19 22:00:05
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2025-07-14 16:04:08
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It's a new Episode of Mrs. P's Books club and this week she read the fabulous, incredible book BORED GAY WEREWOLF by Tony Santorella. This book has it all, restaurants, waiters, men's rights influencers, and so much more. Grab your favorite headphone and let yourself get whisked away to a magical land of being an aimless waiter in his mid-20s who doesn't have any concept of the world around him. It's like Twilight except completely different.

Comments

UvaMay

Mr pearlmania is 100% correct about a Wednesday day off ALSO because of Dr's appointments bc whose going to an appointment on a Wednesday. Everybody is gonna try to go at the beginning or end of the week. Wednesday days off are elite

spacejesus

LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOO

tach.o

As a clopener opening is worse than closing… Alex is right this ONCE

Casey Leigh

Considering I met my man over a blunt and he fell for me on site, girl - leave him if he isn’t your biggest fan. Fun fact - we worked at the same pizza place, years apart. So we probably smoked a blunt in the same walk in.

deviled_bells

This was a lot of fun. I at one point while Mrs P was quoting Tyler, just said on repeat, "Kill him. Kill him. Kill him." Tyler was the worst.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I have cried in several walk-ins. One in a restaurant and the others in biotech labs. One was a walk-in freezer. That was a brief cry. Smoking a blunt in the walk-in! Also, Mrs P, I'd be ticked at that Feta woman too!

Moth_Goblin

About to listen while I decorate cakes at work to distract from the fact that today the gates of hell are swung wide open 😢

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Thank you for this because this whole awe and shock bs is stressing me the f-out. Smoking a blunt in the walk-in and giggling.

Nikki Ann

I just read an article on CNN titled “Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate” and I concur. Thank you for the vibes as I now ignore the news for the next 4 years (or forever depending on the king).

Mad Bob

In the walk in, we all smoking blunts

Sierra

Haven’t finished the episode but I heard Singapore and at the same time as Alex went “senator im from Singapore” ok going back now!

RaiHoneybb 🦆

Smokin a blunt in the walk-in 🤣🤙🏼

AphillyatedJawn215

I have for sure smoked a fat blunt in the walk in 😂

Arlo the Average

I didn’t smoke blunts in the walk in, I went out to my car because of the cameras

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Congrats on the roof! 🎉 Feels good to get that done, I know. I myself have not smoked a blunt in the walk-in, but I’ve done it in the mall hall behind the store, and of course have cried/screamed in a walk-in, so close enough. (PS I want to slap the FET TA lady now too)

Janinemania500

Omg omg omg I have never met anyone who also played team fortress 2! One of my girlfriends and I used to play it in high school and our favorite things were to team up as a Pyro and heavy weapons guy and smoke people then piss them off by revealing that we were girls. Good times.

Amers

Just watch Bored Gay Vampires on YouTube. Love your podcast. Also love to hear Mrs. Pearlman500. “Meeting” you both tell stories on Tiktok, Too many Tabs brings me joy on the grim day. Smoking blunts in the walk-in and definitely a good cry.

Meows Eisley

I have two hours left of this audiobook and I'm considering abandoning it for this episode. I bet it's more entertaining than the book!

Pearlmania500

I have decided our episode counts as listening to the audiobook lol~ Mrs.P

CheeseDizMilk

It's the fact my library is growing because of Mrs. P! SAVING LIVES OUT HERE

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

ALSO: there is a house down the block from me that is full of rabid Philly fans and they also do a terrifying amount of Christmas decorating, like the ENTIRE YARD is full of lights and inflatables, including a Philadelphia Eagles inflatable Santa. This weekend they took down all of their Christmas decorations in the front yard except they left Santa out there. So every time I drive by it I yell GO BIRDS! and think of you two 🦅🎅🏼

TwrexxSmash

Next time you come into Harrisburg you should check out the Midtown Scholar. It's a HUGE beautiful bookstore not far from the Governor's Mansion. To be fair though, just about everything in Harrisburg is relatively close to the Gov Mansion since it's a tiny 'city' 😹🫣😆

CheeseDizMilk

Giggling in the walkin... smoking a blunt in the walkin

SayaMatsuki

Smoking a blunt in the walk-in 😂

Sly Cooper

1 nothing better than pulling a clopen and shit talking how you closed 2 please make a werewolf mlm subscription tier 3 smokin a blunt in the walk-in

Jennifer

Amazing book!! I need to read it now. I worked in retail. We cried in the fitting rooms. I'd rather be smoking a blunt in the walk in!

SheetzGang

Yes, Pocket Books is the absolute best! DM me next time you come to Lancaster. I have all of the good Gluten Free spots including bakeries and the best GF pizza on house made crusts!

Kristen Cocciante

“Some of us don’t wanna grow” this!! I just wanna be a cashier in a cafe forever but nooo I have to use my computer science degree 🙃😤

TitanOlaf

This was my favorite book so far

Craylee

"closed his phone & threw the app" 😆 I only laugh because it's exactly the kind of verbal mistake I would make. I'm giggling in the walk-in over it.

AugieLovesPenny

Giggling in the walkin only because we are smokin in the walkin.

GinaBoBina

Smokin a blunt in the walk-in!! 😶‍🌫️This might be my new favorite book club episode 🤩

Anne N

I’m so glad I took the time to read this one 😂 this was amazing

Nessa is_Effinevil

I HATE werewolf stories. But this? I could get behind this

Isthisthingon

Smokin a blunt in the walk-in and giggling too lol

Outside Bird Lady

So late to this ep, but so glad I listened to it cause this was amazing. Def cried in a walk-in, but much prefer to get stoned 😂