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The Litigious Undertaker of Tiktok | Too Many Tabs 3.12 (Patreon)

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2025-03-16 21:00:10
Imported:
2025-03

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This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok.

This episode has it all, mutual drama, floating car seats, Jellyroll's wife, and a legal document that reads a lawyer TO FILTH. Big shout out to our patreons and sponsors for helping us build a legal defense fund!

Comments

Verity Lala

I always suspected there’d be some Girlies in the TMT audience…

Photon.Pilot

Every time I think “Huh, I don’t know that reference, I should do a quick educa-sesh” I am immediately plunged into a roiling sea of regret, soundtracked by Alex’s “I’m about to crash out” growls. Haha

Photon.Pilot

TL;DR You don’t need to know who Dr. Umar is, my fellow Millenial Copy Pages. Just appreciate existing without that knowledge.

Pariah Carey

My first thought "ooh, they're going to get sued!" Mr P "we're going to get sued!"

Peach

I’m so excited for this episode!!!!!

LearnYourEnemy

I live in Oregon for context, but it’s refreshing to hear white people talk about Black Cultural memes & understand them. Even more of a breath of fresh air considering you both aren’t culture vultures and/or anti-Black political takes. Quite rare these days 😂😂😂

Chel Parson

The way I RAN to YouTube as soon as I saw the subject for this weeks ep

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

It's gutter time. The sewer grates are clogged and the rain and muck keep getting deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper...

Verity Lala

There’s only two podcasts I watch/listen to AS SOON as they come out. Too Many Tabs, and Do We Know Them. I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside after this…

Endac

As a white, who's last name is White...I feel attacked. (But yes, I had no idea what you two were talking about, Alex. Thanks for calling me out, lmao) Also, thank y'all again. Always start my Mondays off with this and the warm up to help me smile and not feel so alone in my emotional exhaustion.

shmuffle

Sophie "Shmeedower" here, letting you know that you did grrreat! This is the second time I got a Patreon shoutout where my last name was pronounced surprisingly spot-on! PS: Caitlyn Doughty is also a problematic creator, check r/askfuneraldirectors

Elizabeth J

Paralegal to paralegal, please upload a pdf of this response to Janet’s request for reconsideration. I live for these kinds of judicial beat downs.

Nixie

Happy St. Gutter’s Day

Nikki Ann

I had to update my card for patreon and got bumped from the old $3 to the $5 sub. So my $2 should go a long way towards your legal fees. Tots and pears guys.

review_of_academic_reviews

Ok so I’m almost done w this ep and my notes: Lauren’s (used to unfortunately follow her too but stopped when she was being mean to Jaime) grandma is Grandma Droniak on tik tok. The “slay until you lay” grandma that goes on dates and stuff. Also I hope the attorneys who read Janine (idk wtf her name is) to filth have heard this podcast and reach out bc I just know they HOPED someone else would see this public record and HERE WE ARE

DamnYouVodka

Thank y'all for tackling this 🙏 I'm too law dumb to fully grasp what was going on but messy enough to be curious

snelly

i love the paralegal representation!!!!!

snelly

okay but when you started reading that they filed this MARCH 2 of this year and they already put in the response is CRAZY fast WOW?! like they really wanted to make it clear that they’re idiots HA

Lioness

I literally joined the patreon to tell you all I got the Kristi Dogkiller (Allegedly) Noem DHS propaganda ad on Spotify this morning and I simply cannot do that again. Anyhow happy to contribute to legal fees that you may or may not incur.

Kari McCormick

It's Gutter Time!!!! I stopped following Lauren about a week after I followed her. I just didn't feel like she added anything worthwhile to my life.

Lora Dailey

I loved my shoutout! I’m an actor so an SNL is perfect 📺

Arlo the Average

Wearing coveralls means I can always secretly have pajamas on, blessed gutter time!

Snarkelupagus

Goofy is a man-dog, and has canonically had sex: he has a son

Demolition Dormouse

It’s GUTTER TIME! Can we get Mrs. P “paralegal explains legal draggings” content more regularly? Because it really is just a chef’s kiss. Also think a Dr. Umar episode would be fascinating but I don’t think it’s worth the potential smoke.

Desantis’s.Sleep.Paralysis.Demon.

It's Gutter Timeeeee! Also there's so much Lore with Lauren even making appearances on red pill tradwife/trad marriage pods like 2bebetter which could be a whole episode on its own. Anywho Guttertimes, and Jager to sooth the sorrows. What a time to be alive.

Cheeks McGee

In my head I say "It's Gutter Time" like "It's Garbage Day" from Silent Night Deadly Night 2

Demolition Dormouse

I could practically hear the saxophone wailing in the background when he announced your name.

Neckpubes

Right? Definitely a dark moment in my heterosexuality.

benwyatt

i am one of the few who associated the gong with Dr. Umar and not The Undertaker 😭😭😭 never seen wrestling but love an insane dr. umar edit 😂😭💀

WhiteTigress

ITS GUTTER TIME! Also I've come to realize that while nerdy scientists like to use big words to explain things, lawyers have the best disses with the simplest of words and I'm here for it 😂

Bubbsiedaisies

It's gutter time. I'm not sure who Dr. Umar or the petootie or whatever is either! Woot. Have a good day

Sly Cooper

Omg SpikeTV the original Joe Rogan podcast

Harper Lee

It’s gutter time! I remember watching some of Lauren’s content and seeing the beetlejuice thing. I always wondered what that was about. Also, I’m in denial that Mrs. P has blonde or brown hair because in my mind she’s red headed. I had to put a face with the voice so I’ve been picturing Kaitlin Butts (country singer) this whole time. I have absolutely zero reasoning for this other than she’s hot and has red hair like Alex😂

RaiHoneybb 🦆

I want to know who dr umar is but also I don’t want to know 😂☠️

✨Ariel✨from✨Footloose✨

Mr P just finding out about Bunny being JellyRoll’s wife and Mrs P not allowing him to react is sending me into orbit

✨Ariel✨from✨Footloose✨

I think it’s safe to say the Pearlmans would have an overwhelming amount of support behind them if they get sued 🩷

Rilesthelion

Ok with the sale of Boston Celtics for the unbelievable tune of $6.1 billion I need Sad Beige and The Pearlmans to look into and explain to me are sports teams money laundering schemes or tax havens or something. THAT PURCHASE PRICE FOR A ONLY RECENTLY GOOD BASKETBALL TEAM IN A CITY JOINED BY LOW CLASS AND HIGH CLASS WHITE SUPREMACY IS NOT ADDING UP

Ok

Very much heard “Laura Bailey” upon first listening. Glad I checked the comments!

Lora Dailey

Haha I also play DnD so I get that a lot 😅

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

I need Mrs p to explain womblands to me. I was there for all of it and I still don't understand what happened 😂😭

I may not be a scientist... But I am bisexual!

It's gutter time! As many red hat Trumpers are experiencing now, I believe, ALLEGDLY, one of her kids fell in the pool that led to the fence. I could be wrong, it has been so long since I used to follow. Keep "suckin' & fuckin'" much love to you both!!

AphillyatedJawn215

It's Gutter time 🍺 not gonna lie hearing this many undertaker Gongs made me a bit paranoid, Hopefully The Undertaker doesn't pop up behind me like he did to the Rock in WrestleMania 40 😳😂

Mad Bob

Good gutter time/ the age of diarrhea. Sick 'sode yall

Eleanor Yeomans

My grandfather was an OBGYN for 30 years. He was so beloved by his patients that his wake had to be 4 days long so everyone could pay their respects. There is nothing wrong with a man caring for the health of children