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The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-20 16:00:16
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2025-04

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Content

In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters.

All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

Comments

Marie Vanhellsing

I’m listening to this driving to NC from PA and I choked multiple times on my energy drink

Kate The Great

I've been a fan of you guys since the old bad audio days, but you guys claiming to be a Kesha-ass household just made me a fan FOR LIFE. 🤘 TiKToK BABY!

Lovexash

Texting Twitter was a thing through 2009

Jonathan Scratch

I wish I could remember what it was from but there was a background joke about "The Church of Batman, the Holy Redeemer" and it only gets more prescient

SwampAstronaut

I did in fact listen to this on the way to family Easter. With my husband in tow, wearing a shirt that says “wrestling is real, God is not” with someone elbow dropping Jesus in the ring

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Gainesville, GA 1978-1985 the men following us in their cars as we walked home (not Catholic school, so no uniforms) was a regular occurrence. Also, the Baptist church moves deacons around after they SA kids

✨Ariel✨from✨Footloose✨

My husband actually chose to be a NY Jets fan when he was 5 years old because his favorite color is green 😄 He was raised watching ESPN instead of Sesame Street. He has never been to east coast in his entire life 🤣 The amount of people who get so confused learning he’s a jets fan when he’s not even from New York is hysterical. Maybe the jets will make him a saint if they miraculously win a Super Bowl before he dies 😂

Kari McCormick

Mrs P had my husband cracking up on the way to Easter dinner at my parents' house today. He really needed that boost - my mother is MAGA. Thank you both for being there for all of us when we really need you.

TitanOlaf

The Batman thing has been a meme for years! 🤣

Sit n stitch

So I converted bc I married a Catholic. St Lucy was my saint bc I thought she was a badass lol. Totally get what you’re saying about stolen valor 😂

Peach

I’m so excited to listen to this one but it’s being saved for my 5:30 am 15 hour flight Tuesday.

ItchyN1pples

I just wanna thank to Pearlmans for teaching me that saints and hamsters are basically the same entity. They both get unalived horribly and in ways that nobody could imagine.

amanaybeak

My friends asked me where the new accent I got came from, took me three days to realize it's because I've been listening to this podcast so much.

Lora Dailey

I might be writing a Batman satire right now 👀

Coco Boomslang

Look up the statue of Saint Bartholomew, shit goes hard

Dan

I’m not saying the Pearlmans killed the Pope but I got news the Pope died and lmmmmao oh lord (here’s hoping Zuppi or Tagle become the new pope)

Dan

Also, ours was Saint Michael the Archangel. Our Saint didn’t come around to pray, he came here to slay. 💅⚔️🪽

Libby Feutz

I fell asleep listening last night. Turn on the tv and the pope has died, and canonisation of Carlos has been suspended in big letters across the bottom. Perlman’s, did you do this? 😂😂😂

MY_CATS_ARE_ORANGE

Imagine how JD Vance feels knowing the last audience the pope had was him to be lectured..🤣

Dakota_B

Wild timing lol

Jackrabbit

Pearlmans do a catholic episode, pope dies. Can I give you a list of names for the next one? lmao

Buffy Like Beer

Yeah, do an episode about failed business ventures like steaks and casinos. See if it takes.

Outside Bird Lady

As someone who just finished working Holy Week at a high sung mass episcopal church. I agree that shit is so pagan and as a witch I think it’s hilarious when Christians get on their high horse about pagans, etc. also, have ya’ll seen Greedy peasant’s St. Bartholomew costume? That shit slaps.

Kathryn Dirks

Reba honk-intire almost got my vote! I had to go with Bernie to fight the oligarchy!

The Mailman

About becoming a catholic...I married into a VERY catholic family back in 2007......still refused to be catholic lol

The Mailman

He probably feels pretty good, the whole lecture about empathy he got went right over his head...probably landed on his face and skid'd off during to all the makeup

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

I listened to this yesterday and had a great time Unfortunately I was celebrating 420 HARD and remember none of it so time to listen again at work!

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

Oh my god I should not have tried to take my meds while the foreskin conversation was happening, I choked on the pills and water 😂

jessimightpanic

The ending literally made me cry. Parasocially love you guys so much.

Caro

Mrs P. On a roll! I loved your Batman rant and I love you billionaire rant. Speak truth to power, girl. (Also, Batman fans are always a little off kilter, ifykyk)

LinShea

I had to write a paper in college about some sort of event that involved "the arts". I went to an 80s Dance night at a bar, and spent all night drunk texting notes to my Twitter. The next day I had to decode the drunken tweets and write the paper. 🤣

Rachel Clement

St. Lucy aka St. Lucia is my confirmation saint! She’s also the patron saint of light and eyesight 💡👀

Rachel Clement

Also I’m convinced I don’t need glasses because of St. Lucy

Lovexash

Is it propaganda even when it’s true?

Lovexash

Get it, Mrs. P. Educate those fucking idiots on how the system is working the way it was designed

Lovexash

The new slogan should be make America great again by taxing them bitches at 90%

Lovexash

Y’all are getting six g from this Patreon each month hell yes Do cameos, but only for Mrs. P

Kayla_from_delaware

My Mommom always sang “please st Anthony, come around. Something’s lost and can’t be found” rest her sweet soul.

kaeleeeeee

Would love to hear y’all talk about Amanda Nguyen and her space flight and how Katy co-opted it like the loser she is !

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

Even when it comes to sainthood men have to do the bare minimum while women have to literally be set on fire and have our eyes gouged out 😒

Bubbsiedaisies

Not surprised that people are defending batman when they bend over backwards to defend billionaires in real life, and kiss their boots.

Upsetipasketi

My grandma did too. He was our family's patron saint

HereForMrs.P

I had JUST said Jesus is busy!

MillennialCatMom

This episode is amazing 😂 I’m mad I didn’t listen to it sooner. The second goose had me CACKLING.

Zelda Presents

WHITEY ON THE MOON!!! that's been in my playlist for a while

Pajamas

Mrs.P patron Saint of the Comment Section.

Courtney Cox

The irony of releasing this on Easter 😭😭😭

CheeseDizMilk

They hate us cuz they aint us!!!!

Chief Executive Team Leader in Charge Pants

My dudes they don't just invest in art and loan it to museum to right off the loan. They do that because when the work the own hangs in a prestigious museum it increases the value of the pieces that they own. They donate to the museum as a tax write off, they loan the museum artwork as a write of, and then the artwork they own become magically more valuable. So they get to avoid taxes to invest in a system that increases the value of assets that they own. PLEASE do an arts scams episode!!!

too_many_Tab_drinks_open

I grew up and still participate in the Russian Orthodox religion here in Alaska. I think you become a saint by being Russian Orthodox, have a deep faith in Christ, and you don’t have to have died a horrific death. And when you are baptized you are named after a saint. My saints name is Sophia who is a Martyr her daughters were tortured murdered in front of her due to their strong belief of Christ, and even in the end they still believed in Jesus. We just got a new Saint, St. Olga of Kwethluk she was alive from 1916-1979, she was a priests wife we call Matushka, and she was helped abused women, pregnant woman and miscarriages.

Eleanor Yeomans

I NEED “Graphic design is my passion of the Christ” as a sticker or some other merch, PLEASE

IP_in_the_Trees

I need a meme with St. Acutis of borg threatening to assimilate the cyber-pagans.

Deafleader

Not mr p going directly for top g 🤣

Deafleader

HAVE PBS MAKE IT???? HELLO?? 🤣 missing the obvious option 😈