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Rats Run This Town - The Warmup 4.17.2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-17 16:48:36
Edited:
2025-07-14 15:12:02
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2025-04
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It's a beautiful day in the park for the rats.

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Outside Bird Lady

The story about the rittenhouse drama makes me so nostalgic for Philly 😆

SwampAstronaut

Mr. Pearlmania! You should read Dungeon Crawler Carl. You would love it! No horny fairies. It’s a book about a dungeon crawler game show run by aliens. You would love it.

RaiHoneybb 🦆

Happy Thursday! Love listening to these on a slow work day 🥰

Calico Bailey

there's this book titled "The Phantom Tollbooth" by Norton Juster and it's quite a good read.

Kari McCormick

Me screaming "souvenir" over and over like you could hear me.

Rockstache

The number of times I said" souvenir!" to myself while delivering the mail is more than 4 and less than 13.

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

There was a giant rat inflatable at a construction site near my house and I was wondering what it was for!!

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T Kingfisher was a fun little read, a teenage bread witch with a sourdough starter familiar

Arlo the Average

If you want a really similar vibe to the horny fairies, I suggest reading Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Mr P will get to use the Shadow Daddy button

Hey_Alex_We're_Mad_Too_JOIN_MOP_@moneyoutofpolitics.org_Your_Voice_Matters_More_Than_Their_Money_Fight_For_It!

Thanks Alex! I'm the field operations director for MOP (unpaid😂). I'm really just a mom trying my best to stop cooperate oligarchs from using our democracy as their personal playground. I've been a fan for years and figured this was the easiest way to get your attention for the March this summer. The work is absolutely progressing the Amendment has passed in 23 states and counting!

S•P•Q•R

My wife and will have been married for 22 years on May 24th. I only know that it's May 24th because for the first ten years of our marriage I couldn't remember if it was the 23rd or 24th and she couldn't remember if it was the 24th or 25th. The (mathematical) union of those dates is the date of our (marriage) union.

snelly

the great lakes talk killed me😭😭😭

snelly

i agree there are cool lake people!!!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!!

Moth_Goblin

I recommend From Blood and Ash, its a horny vampire ish fantasy series 😈😈😈

jessimightpanic

I never win ANYTHING so I don't know what to do. I'm flabbergasted.

Temple

Hey!! Unrelated to Temple university, lol. One of my partners has coeliacs, and we love sharing places that do good, safe treats for gluten free folks so-- For Mrs. Pearlmania, if you're ever in the columbus, ohio area definitely check out Bake Me Happy (for great cakes, hostess imitations like twinkies and dingdongs, cookies, and sometimes savory stuff like mac and cheese and pizza bread). Daddy-o's Biscuits (all gf biscuits as well as stuff like chicken tenders and dishes like hot brown), and my last recommendation is Choripan -- they do amazing gluten free empanadas!! ETA: not sponsored, we just really love these places -- lets my partner eat things they generally can't lol.

Sierra

The fact having a funnier wife and stealing her jokes is the premise of the first couple seasons of Marvelous Miss Maisel until she goes and becomes her own standup comedian 😂

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

Oh also Can't Spell Treason Without Tea by Rebecca Thorne is a good cozy sapphic fantasy novel with a main character who loves making frequent and bad puns

Grumpy_pumpkin

As a Minnesotan, we are all default lake people.

Lauren Jane

The way I was screaming IT'S SOUVENIR from the shower 😂

Maxi Millions

Wonder if Mrs P worked at Parq? If that’s the French bistro being referenced in rittenhouse square 👀

MandiCakes

I know you’ve read it before, but Rivers of London would be great to share with the greater public!

Jason L

Nothing but love, but I think a large part of the draw of a Mr Pearlman book report is if he's kindof mad and hate reading it.

DamnYouVodka

WE NEED A MS. P ROAST RECREATION‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Kayla_from_delaware

Thanks for going grocery shopping with me. You guys rock

Ariella Wheeler

The rat udders comment sent me to outer space laughing

KingCoreyBear

"Put that cinnamon stick in my nutmeg." Will forever be a cursed phrase. Thanks for that. 😂

Kristen Cocciante

If u want another shitty fantasy series, the mortal instruments is good for that, very easy to make fun of and equally convoluted. Or even better, infernal devices is a prequel series and that one’s only 3 books

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

I miss this on Thursday because I was working on my damned day off so, I’m listening on Sunday. Happy Zombie Jesus day!

Craylee

I was really hoping you would read a court of silver flames because it follows Nesta, who you really liked! Also, you do not need to read the 4th book that is shorter to read the 5th. Silver flames is a lot longer, though. And even more horny. BUT THERE'S A BOOK CLUB IN IT. And Nesta is awesome. But I get it if y'all don't do it.

Carrie

Please read Fourth Wing!

tach.o

I know I’m late but I’m wondering if Alex would do horny cowboys?? VERY graphic, I would love to suggest Lorelei James Blacktop Cowboys?

Kay W

Same!!!

Kath

When I lived in NYC I was obsessed with the union rat. I have a series of photos of them that I took framed in my house.

Jessipoot

My best friend and I read excerpts of that out loud when we really need a good laugh

Paige Morgan

I nominate literally all of Scarlet St. Clair’s catalog for fantasy and horny. The Hades x Persephone is great and I’d love to hear Alex spin out over the gods 😂

Wiscoliz

Our kid that was toddler aged for the start of yo gabba gabba is 18. We still sing “try it…you might like it” about foods to them and their 13 year old sibling

Darth_Meegan

I’m screaming!💀 Picture this: there’s a man living in the sewer right now, dripping in grease and broken dreams, crawling out just long enough to snatch a bone-in pork chop right off some billionaire’s plate… makes direct eye contact, licks the bone slowly, then scurries back down the drain muttering ‘y’all seasoning this with generational wealth, huh?’🤣✌🏻 Back underground he’s sittin’ on a throne of chewed bones, sipping sewer water from a crystal goblet he stole in 1997. He’s the undisputed King of Pork and Petty. 🐀👑🍖💀

Eleanor Yeomans

I would love for Mr. P to read anything by Alethea Faust, it is nothing but insane smut with a fantastic magic system