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Tuscan Sunburn - The Warmup 5/15/2025 (Patreon)

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2025-05-15 15:20:27
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2025-07-14 15:07:36
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Alex is back from Italy and upset he didn't get the glory of being stopped at customs. #ThanksHasan

-Sincerely Mr. Third

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Almanac_Gossip_Girl

I know what I'm gonna make my fiance listen to as we're driving home Sunday, can't wait!

Alanna

Ooo “gingers are black people” was just the way to entice me to be excited for Sunday haha 🙋🏾‍♀️ can’t wait! Also loved hearing about your adventure in Italy. I hope you didn’t miss out on gelato! I had it twice a day, everyday when I was there a decade ago.

S•P•Q•R

My wife and in-laws call one of my brothers-in-law “Jamers” so I was surprised at the shout out. I know he wouldn’t use that name, so it’s funny that there’s another one

Elfishparsley

✨Unrelated, but hear me out....✨ When can we expect some coverage of dog shows? The Kennel Club of Philadelphia is hosting The National Dog Show November 15-16th. Tickets go on sale June 2025. MrsP and MrP should do a deep dive on the history of dog shows. I bet there some great interviews by hoagie mouth dog trainers just itching to get clipped. Lol 🙂‍↕️ thank you for your time.

Rockstache

I'm heading out for an air guitar competition in Minneapolis tomorrow and I'm playing this for the second time on the drive so my wife can listen. In the air guitar community, which is bigger than you would expect, she goes by Lady Stache and our kid is Baby Stache.

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

You being in Rome for conclave was Divine intervention 🙏🏻😂

Nikki Ann

I didn’t like the new Beetlejuice so I feel like you’re not missing much. But I also call Boebert that.

Pearlmania500

" In the air guitar community, which is bigger than you would expect..." all time sentence right there.

Rockstache

Not to brag or anything, we used to book Johnny Brenda's for the show. I even hosted the 2018 Philly show there. It remains one of the highlights of my life.

Always Wright

Good call on not taking baby on an international flight. Don’t take a baby on a plane unless it’s necessary

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

“One little fishy swimming in the water…. turns into 100 little fishies swimming in the water thanks to Jesus”

Tara Legaski

No hate for the late listeners! Like everything else ...I get to it eventually lol

ThenIWhispered

⚠️ TMI, but possible fair warning? Last time hubby & I saw Counting Crows in AC in the beginning of July (circa 2013), kid #2 arrived juuuust about 9 months later. 😅 She's a pretty chill kid, so it all definitely worked out for the best.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I have heard some BAD shit about the Newark airport 😆 glad you made it! And I too love a funky sandwich (or hot dog) with a picked veggie on it 🩷

Elizabeth Staples

I think Hasan also got stopped because he had global entry and hadn’t been thru since Trump became president and Noem added the “do you talk about Donald Trump” question to the screening.

Pearlmania500

This made me laugh very loud, reselling these tickets tho! - Mrs. P

Please_Research_Margaret_Wise_Brown

Okay best funky Philly Sandwiches can be found at Middle Child! We're talkin cranberry miso mayo with sweet pickles on one, blueberry chutney on another It's to die for

jessimightpanic

I also love a funky sandwich. Give me the weirdest of cheeses.

Randalf the white passing

Commenting from the future! I grew up and lived most of my life in a 💫police state 💫 from personal experience, making jokes and keeping it light is the best way to handle Acabs without getting yourself in dangerous situations. *please note this only works if your police state doesn’t come with a side of racism*