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It's the Parasocial Pearlmaniac Paywalled Podcast with the most comments to react to EVER! This week, Mr and Mrs P dive deep into their episode about Andrew Schulz with exclusive behind the scenes lore revealing that the episode ya'll got was actually THE THIRD TAKE.

This show has it all, references to Marc Maron, requests for a Bon Apetit Board, a comment from one of our favorite drag queens and so much more! We ain't done partying, cause it's TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY!

All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

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Coy Cadaver

As a pearlmaniac comment crafter by trade I spend the larger majority of episode watch time simply devising the best comments. I should probably listen to the episodes.

Erin

I’m here for Mrs. P’s cookware vision. GIMME THAT CHIC LIMA BEAN GREENNNNN

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NOOOOOO my name is meant to be sung in rhythm! See my profile pic? I ARE DRUMMER! It goes Like: 1 and 2, 3 and 4 and 1, 2 and 3, 4- ya know what, I'll make a tiktok about it! MRS. P, for Persuasionmania, have him redo! I HAVE A CHART! 🤣🤣🤣

Ms. Rachel Stan Account

I'm sure a lot of people would be really interested to hear that 20ish minute edited down version of Alex talking about Epstein! I respect his opinions a lot and always enjoy listening to him get worked up

Lovexash

Release the chart recording

March

Give us the 28 minute board explanation on patreon. Release rhe pearlmania files! ( <3 )

Lovexash

You’re thinking of Tyler Childers

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

Mrs P please tell me cauldron crock pots are also on your mental vision board (I also have one of those, physical ones are too hard to keep track of)

DamnYouVodka

Everyone is talking about the chart recording, and I'm still hopeful we'll get a Ms. P wedding recreation of her roasting Mr. P 🥲

Lamar Dickson

Can we hear the 28 min unhinged cuz I listen to anything while I work.

Harley Watkins

Fun fact. The antipasto salad lady is going to be at the Redneck Brawl this Saturday in Johnson city, Tennessee. Yes it is exactly what it sounds like.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

There was a question on "Tightrope" today that I only knew the answer to because of a past too many tabs (before it was "too many tabs")

Lora Dailey

I appreciate Mr P’s angry chart rants! I mean I love a tee-hee-hee podcast but sometimes I also want to lean into the rage. You can do it on Patreon, we’re all friends here.

Fall_Babe

Alex is next gen Marc Maron with a big dash of Jason Mantzoukas. The voice/cadence/yelling!

Fall_Babe

Elvira also sold her Tesla!! ❤️

feral_non-binary_autistic

I have a life sized standee of Elvira Mistress of the Dark in my house. She's standing in front of a full moon selling Coors and Coors Lite.

feral_non-binary_autistic

I tell people that this podcast is like listening to 2 unmedicated AuDHDers go off on a rant together

SugarJay (edited)

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2026-09-08 12:00 I'm envisioning Mrs. P selling the cookware the same way she appears here - just offscreen as a disembodied voice. Also am I misremembering or was there a story about how she got kicked out of the Philly zoo that was teased way back when but never told?
2025-08-15 03:14

PeanutButterNRJam

Listening to this while copying accounting homework questions from screen into notebook and solving. It helps me stay on topic to have fun happy voices in the background of the most dry and boring math. TLDR: I paid for the Book Resource Fee, I am stealing all the practice examples!

Rockstache

You are remembering correctly.

Nixie

I already know a Mrs. P cookware line would be way cuter than anything the pioneer woman has ever done.

An Earth Worm Having A Seizure

What if you just posted the 28 minute explanation of the board on Patreon? 😬😬 I wanna hear it so bad 😅

S•P•Q•R

went to the post about the Andrew Schulz ep, and there's 69 comments. Nice.

BugTheLady_Alissa

Was not prepared to hear my comment start the episode of lmao, remember as soon as I watched the Epstein board video on TikTok thinking to myself, mrs. P is out of the house and didn’t approve this

AugieLovesPenny

I’m a soft pants manager. Is the work done better in hard pants? NO. Wear the soft pants.

YoAnge

cracking up as an Andrea (ann-DREE-uh) who goes by Ange - feeling so seen. Very much a PA thing that confuses a lot of people 😆

You’re Doing a Great Job

Thanks for breathing because I was holding my breath and I breathed with you. Good looking out 🫡

You’re Doing a Great Job

Oh! I can’t remember if I commented this already or if I just typed it out in my brain. You should aura farm the podcast Sawbones during next years quack month! A McElroy and Mr and Mrs P crossover ep is my dream podcast lineup

Allegedly High Hippy

Yes im gonna need the 28 minute un censored file lol relase the files

Shawn_small

I remember the maternity/ paternity episodes. I would love guests who pick something they are interested in and they yap at you

Witch Of The Waste

I’m still in the audio only camp of podcasts. I exclusively listen at work so I can’t be watching anything. Still stealing that company time though!

shelse

I, too, am a board person. I always feel like that meme of Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny when I'm trying to explain all the connections between McKinsey and the global Covid response. When you lay it out, you realize you look/sound absolutely fucking bananas, but then you're looking at all your evidence and you're like, "But these are all verifiable facts." Anyway. My friends and I will eventually be doing a powerpoint party.

lesbos4mrs.p

lmao the baby teeth comments made me think of bob’s burgers and Linda’s “perfect little gene in a jar” lmao

mechengr17

I second this comment

mechengr17

Didn't she shit talk a penguin and a parent got offended?

QueerAFCanuck

You can totally be a "guest" podcast, just like how Behind the Bastards is, you're explaining the tab-holes that you fell down to someone else.