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For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profitable the vaccine, health and MAGA grift is.

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0:00 - Intro - A Narcissist's Quest for Fame0:50 - King of the Quacks Robert F. Kennedy Jr.1:27 - RFK's Role in the Tragic Kennedy Family14:47 - Building Credibility as an Environmental Lawyer and Activist25:25 - The Clinton Connection30:21 - RFK's Obsession with Eating Roadkill and Cheating47:19 - Marriage No. 3 and the Hollywood Connection55:29 - His True Passion is Vaccine Grifting for Money1:12:03 - RFK is Directly Responsible for 83 Deaths1:30:30 - RFK's Dishonest Run for President1:39:32 - Joining the MAGA and Israel Grift1:47:02 - The Sad Beginning of the End for RFK1:18:41 - Grift-ception!

Comments

GoblinMom

Perfect timing 😍 my neighbor just wore his RFK and djt FULL BODY OUTFIT to go outside and work on his car. This'll be BLASTING out all the windows in my house.

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

I just relistened to the Behind the Bastards episodes on him, I'm READY

Robyn DeGraves

“Oh maybe it’s an abridged version of behind the bastards—2 HOURS?!” I am so hype

Pearlmania500

Also, the original pitch was “the five worst things RFK Jr has done so far” but then he started gutting the CDC as we we started recording and I said “let’s just discuss how we got here”

GoblinMom

😭 yes. The car he's working on in covered in RFK crap and he's wearing dt28 shorts AND shirt

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

Just want to say, please check in with the autism parents/families in your life, we are not well 😅😭

ImTheProblem

I haven't been this mad about hearing someone pulling an outrageous salary from a NONPROFIT since finding out the president of Virginia Tech, Tim Sands, makes more than the president of the United States while still charging higher student fees every year. 😑

Soup.4.The.Pearlmans

So for me, personally, ADHD meds make it easier to focus more than make me bland. I just feel like I can think straight and like I can finally be myself.

HereForTheJillSteinBeef

Need a button of the cardi B clip “that’s suspicious” 🧐 THIS is the Kennedy that evaded the curse?! Fuckin yikes

Alex Pearlman is lame

Now that you have that YouTube plaque, I am patiently waiting for the Alex Pearlman episodes on behind the bastards.

Nixie

Bet he doesn’t have a dead whale head though! What a slacker.

snelly

the butler, pa assassination attempt was quite literally RIGHT next to my grandma’s house and from i know of the layout/her backyard there’s no way they never saw the shooter in time and i highly think was not real ~in my opinion~ LOL

happylauf

I’m sorry, I was within five minutes of it happening (in Butler, PA). It was real unfortunately.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I also loved "Tig and Cheryl: True Story". On Tig's latest podcast, "Handsome", she vaguely alluded to someone regressing from their values and falling into madness and all the listeners assumed she was talking about Cheryl. I get what you mean about Curb being too cringe. I still liked it but...yeah. Re: Hg. When I was a kid we still had glass thermometers with mercury and if one broke, we'd play with the mercury. Yeah, we were dumb

Exhausted_Millenial

You can drive through Central Park, so I doubt he was carrying it. But also, most native New Yorkers mind their own business. Someone dumping a bear out of their car is just another Tuesday.

Pariah Carey

When the Covid vaccine first came out, some friends and I were discussing it and someone asked if I was going to get it and my friend said "I've seen you snort random crushed up pills in the bathroom of a bar, I know you don't care what goes in your body." Then someone else remembered me eating a marachino cherry off the floor at a concert. I was never hesitant so I don't know why they had to call me out like that. They're blackout years for a reason. Whatever weird shit I did back then is none of my business.

RFKjr_is_my_sleep_paralysis_demon

What a Too many tabs episode about RFK jr an The traitors Ireland being released on my birthday? Definitely my best birthday so far.

maxton

Happy birthday!

March

I literally got the covid vaccine despite a nearly crippling fear of syringes because I got tired of the right wingers of my family talking about how horrible it was and scaring my then-wife. I literally left a political rally they tricked me into attending (told me it was dinner out, turns out it was dinner out at a restaraunt a far right state candidate was speaking at) to take my second dose of the covid vaccine. I was so pissed at the anti-vaccine bs and me having to repeatedly explain the science that I Said "fuck it, ima do the vaccine and if I don't die you gotta shut up"

DamnYouVodka

IM HERE FOR THE ‘CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM’ HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shelse

I'm here for the Curb and Seinfeld hate. My partner likes them both, but I fucking hate them. They're all awful people and it's just so not funny.

shelse

That's exactly how they make me feel too. It gives me the ability to focus on the things I WANT.

Pearlmania_necklace

What in the hell Mr. Pearlman. Adderall is not a barbiturate — coming from someone who takes Adderall. 😮😑😬💊

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

I have ADHD as well and take Adderall it isn’t a barbiturate drug not even close. It’s a stimulant and it’s not just someone with ADHD who take it either it’s people with narcolepsy do too. While I’m glad you didn’t do that rhetoric about ADHD’ers on speed trope please do better for folks who are diagnosed with this condition! We get a ton of crap especially from those crunchy granola folks! I am hoping you didn’t mean any harm by it.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Same! I used to self medicate on coffee and energy drinks just to be calmer and to sleep better.

Coy Cadaver

World mercury project? We are going to colonize mercury! We approach at night.

Witch Of The Waste

I think this may have been the most wild episode thus far.

Nikki Ann

I held onto this bad boy for Tuesdays mad dash to finish an entire work week of billing and payroll in one day after a holiday weekend. Cries in accounting. 😩

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

My great grandfather ran hooch for the Kennedys lol... sorry to've helped with that RFK cushion 💰🤑

DonaldsIBSdemon

The almost Freudian slip “Gay F K”, good save Mr. P🤣

An autographed photo of Jesus Christ.

RFK Jr. looks like he was carved out of a block of expired Whole Foods cheese and left in a sauna, and he sounds like a dying lawn mower that's sporadically running over balls of tin foil.

Pirin Tablets

The Captain Cook reference, can he also go out in the same way?! 👀

StarlightDancer

I feel the most for these kids of anti vax parents because they grow up thinking that they are damaged because of how their parents talk about them and autism. Aaaaall this shit started because a bunch of bougie parents couldn't accept the fact that their children weren't exactly like every other kid.

review_of_academic_reviews

Hi everyone your friendly neighborhood immunologist here. Since the inception of vaccines there have been antivaxxers. It’s not a new thing. Vaccines are safe. Pearlmans, I am once again saying pleeeease episode on Maurice Hilleman. He’s such a fkn cool guy and invented the MMR vaccine along with several of the childhood vaccines. Paul Offitt of Philadelphia wrote a book about him but like. No one knows who really either of them are but MAURICE HILLEMAN. SUCH A WEIRD AND COOL GUY AND I NEED SOMEONE TO PLATFORM MY KING. HE FORCED MERCK TO HAVE A CHICKEN FLOCK ON SITE FOREVER.

review_of_academic_reviews

Seinfeld is such an unfunny show and I’m so happy that this is a safe space for that opinion

ValPal

I walked into the pharmacy in tears for mine for how stupidly scared I was of needles and I’m pretty sure they thought that my husband who went with me was beating me or forcing me to get the vaccine 😂😂😂😂

ValPal

I was like … you’re gonna tell me that wide open space they have the “big butler fair” in … that’s wild lol

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

Rose Red by Stephen King is also based on a house full of ghosts. Damn good movie. 🍿

Jessipoot

No I’m sure he just misspoke. I was about to comment this just to help. Also acetaminophen is Tylenol! ❤️

Jessipoot

It is an amphetamine! Correct.

I may not be a scientist... But I am bisexual!

As a nurse I am terrified where our healthcare is headed. He has blood on his hands already for his bullshit. So many more people are going to die. Partly, I'm thankful that I don't work in the private sector, as these Medicare/Medicaid cuts are going to make huge healthcare deserts. Rural hospitals are going to struggle to remain open. An ER could be hours away! But, that means I work for the gov't at a VA hospital. VA has canceled this year's All Employees Survey because, "Veterans Affairs leaders will not conduct their annual employee surveys this year, stating that they are confident that the majority of the workforce is happy with the direction of the department." Yeah, happy to still have a job!

I may not be a scientist... But I am bisexual!

And also, your show gives my brain a break from overthinking about the chaos of the world. Its nice to fine ways to laugh at it all. Besides all the stuff with our federal gov't, we are dealing with a financial school district crisis. The board announced a week before school started they were $1-$5 MILLION in debt. NO audit had been completed since 2019 🤬. Higher courts in NH have now ruled 4 times that the education funding at the state level is unconstitutional and unequal. The first decision was 1993 (I was 10) and a second in 1997 (I was 14) Our daughter is not 14 starting high school in a worse situation than when I was in school. They started on time. Have made huge cuts like sports and extracurricular activities, recinded contracts of teachers they were planning to hire but also cut janitors, secretaries, and paras. They are making plans for short term efforts, but it's hard to plan too far in advance since they are still working on prior year audits. I think they up to 2022. And are having trouble finding where the money went.

Undiagnosed ADHD Ruined My Credit Score

We got a copy (unsolicited) of Vax Unvax for our baby shower (we are very pro vaccine) 🥴. Not sure what to do with it but it’s just been a burden on the eyes so far

Merch

Never would have expected I would be inspired by Pearlmania to Google Helen Mirin’s boobs 😂

Jessipoot

Rfk has a very punchable face and I’d love for someone to try it out and report back.

jessimightpanic

This is the first time I couldn't finish the episode because RFK just makes me SO FRIGGIN MAD and I could feel my blood pressure rising.

Alex and Rachel Trautman

There is some proof behind the theory that Winchester just liked architecture and had a lot of money. The stories most likely came from rich and/or white and/or old men that didn't like that.

Deafleader

He’s not pushing these things he’s pushing the IDEA of those things. It’s like tv show scriptwriting, people don’t want change they want the idea of change 🤣