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It's the paywalled parasocial pearlmaniac patreon podcast where MR and MRS P react to YOUR COMMENTS from Youtube and Patreon!

This week they look back to the end of QUACK MONTH 2025 with the RFK Jr episode! And yes, Mr P is completely aware that Adderal is not a barbiturate, and YES acetaminophen is tylenol.

Enjoy the shout outs and the lore!

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Alexandra

Mrs P am going to hold you to a “Dr.” Oz episode. That man is a walking 90’s body dismorphia propaganda king

DredgenJedi

Funnily enough, BTB has already done an episode on Dr. Oz, so we can relisten to that while waiting for Quack Month 2026.

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

Thank you Mrs P for being the trad wife face we need in these trying, trying times - with love, the 32 year old single lady that got her tubes yoinked because they didn't work anyways and refuses to be in a marital union with anyone 🫡😂

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

Also, RFK Jr had direct impact to layoffs at my non-prof because there no longer is a Radiological Injury Network to report injuries during cancer treatment to the gov to, so we laid off some. So, if someone is injured with radiation during their chemo in the states that isn't tracked or reported to the federal government anymore 🫠

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

The president of the American Academy of Physicians put out a joint statement with a bunch of the medical organizations asking for RFK to be removed from his position.

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Mrs P - Eucalyptus Mint shower steamers are the only thing I’ve found that’s more powerful than the toddler germs. I just ordered them in bulk for the winter.

holly!

"I know what DSL is!' "Yeah, Ben Shapiro!" this is WILD

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

There’s a book called Salt Sugar Fat that explains the addiction cycle linked to those 3 things, it’s very interesting

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Our company did an employee satisfaction survey 2 years ago…and never shared the result. Must have gone really well 😂

Trent Danger Savage

Talking about cringe TV like curb and the office, that’s also how I feel about Veep too. The bits land sometimes, but the DEEP cringe is too much for me sometimes

rissa_rainbows

As a huge fan of ghost stories, I have to say I prefer the narrative of Sarah Winchester just being a woman with hobbies 😂

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

Also a great 4 parter on Oprah, who platformed so many quacks!

DredgenJedi

And that weird-ass school she got built then didn’t visit again

Rockstache

RFK claiming no one had Autism before Tylenol doesn't explain why both my grandmother's couldn't visit a city without buying one of those novelty spoons with the city's name and logo on it.

Rockstache

The New Yorker had a great article on him in ...2015 maybe. Ive had a subscription since 2011 but I think that was the last article I read in full.

Meows Eisley

I used Alex’s code to buy a vibrator. I hope Mrs P enjoys that sweet sweet ad money

Mad Mads Kasperagus

As a horse owner, most of us so keep a large gallery of our horses lmao and Ivermectin for horses is like a jelly, usually apple flavored. Picture them eating it on toast 😂

BugTheLady_Alissa

Had to make a quick detour to that gingerbread house video 10/10 thanks for the recommend

maxton

I see the minnow fin

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

OK. Now I need to see someone break down the ferengi and if they are capitalists or just opportunistic in their use of commerce. Capitalism is a pretty recent invention.

Lamar Dickson

Sorta like the Epstein files release the thing you got all dark about lol.

Morris Fishbein Fan Club

Working at the VA has been a nightmare this year. We lost so many employees in my department to reduce “government waste”. In reality, we just lost highly skilled employees who have worked there for decades.

Laid-off bureaucrat with gingivitis

Thank you for talking about the administration’s shitty view of autistic people. It reeks of eugenics to me. Autistic people are behind so much innovation that has occurred in human history, especially technological innovation, not to mention autistic people’s contributions to the arts and creative expression. Do we really want a world where everyone is fucking neurotypical?!

Sidicious

I'm here for the Seinfeld hate. Due to not growing up with cable, I've probably seen almost all the episodes because there was nothing else on. But I hate Jerry Seinfeld with the heat of a thousand suns.

Jennifer

Just imagine how bad things will be if you do a part 2 next year.

B-Dog

B-dog here. It is a family name.

You’re Doing a Great Job

Do you get YouTube revenue from the ad free video version? I want yall to get all the coins possible

You’re Doing a Great Job

I am an idiot please ignore me. I will continue to leverage my YouTube premium to watch the standard version, so y’all get a little extra coin 🫡

Cat mafia leader

Hearing Mrs P drop a c-bomb was exactly what I needed when driving at 5:30am on a Sunday morning 😁

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Did everyone’s grandma collect those or is this just a crazy coincidence? I can still picture the glass display case she had in her house for the spoons.

jessimightpanic

Yeah but the ferengi storyline exists in our future

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

Yes, a future that has largely eliminated the need for money as most needs can be replicated. I don't know if they have retained the structure of capitalism/investments/shareholders/etc. or are simply doing the commerce that we have since we have had need to trade goods.

Hope

Hope here! I can confirm I did do some ✨light ✨FREE YouTube yoga on Friday 💀 I discovered the pod about a month ago. Couldn’t get enough on the main feed so had to subscribe here. Mr. & Mrs. P are a breath of fresh air in these uncertain and often hopeless feeling times. Thank you for being yourselves 🫶🏼

enby opossum

Holy shit, you got my name right! (2nd to last, aka enbyopossum)

White Girl Abroad

BAHAHA that is EXACTLY what this username was meant for. I might live in Thailand, but I am still super cliche white girl in the funny ways.

✨️chiropractor_killed_my_dad✨️

Fun fact (that I learned from a lip filler girly): anything involving 'sucking' is a huge no no after you start getting lip filler. The filler can and will travel into other areas of your face if you do. So the plump lips you see are gotten just to serve lewks. 💋

Snarkelupagus

Neither of my grandmas collected spoons. One collected Emmett Kelly hobo clown memorabilia, the other had a huge angel figurine collection. And the one bio grandpa I knew collected novelty hats. We didn't stand a chance 😂

Snarkelupagus

Definitely one of my comfort shows ❤️

Better Than Drinking

I always have some celebrity connection to your story. I used to work for a lady who took her babies to the same doctor that Jenny McCarthy did. The “vaccines give you autism“ Dr. in Santa Monica California…I had to quit that job because the lady was a psychopath. She didn’t wanna socialize her children she said “yeah they can play with other kids when they get to preschool.”🙃

StarlightDancer

The feed store in my dad's home town (very small rural place) got to a point where they refused to sell ivermectin to anyone that they didn't personally know had farm animals. Not because they didn't believe the BS, but because the surge in sales made it more expensive and harder for them to buy from their supplier. So they basically started rationing it to make sure that what they did have only went to farmers.