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Mrs. P. looks at the trans-religious philosophy of Human Design. The creation of an advertising executive who got burned out and abandoned his family to party in Ibiza for 8 years before receiving a message from the divine that he needed to get to work on creating this religion and also he should change his name from Robert Krakower to Ra Uru Hu. Thus was born Human Design.

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0:00 - Intro - Human Design0:52 - Ai Psychosis Made Me Fall In Love6:19 - What is Human Design19:03 - Meet our First Real AI Guru27:10 - Deep Space Nine Talk30:58 - The Unofficial Human Design Website36:35 - The Ad Exec Who Abandoned his Family to Party53:40 - Mrs. P's Human Design Chart1:11 - Pearlmania's Human Design Chart

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Drea

Mr and Mrs Pearlmania - pretty please open too many tabs on Taylor Swift and her ties to yt feminism, ESP after this new album and it’s rollout🥲🩷🩷🩷

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

Kind of random: will we have a patreon for Crashing Out? If not, I fully understand - canceled another subscription service this week, so have another $8/month and am looking to support somewhere (cronchyroll be gone with your Isreal AI subtitle and translation company BS)

Rockstache

The Action Philosophers comic about Ayn Rand was hilarious and I think about it when I see this one house in my city with a "What would John Galt do?" sign in the yard.

Mandy from Minnesota

I have had a Human Design chart done, and I thought it was weirdly accurate.

ImTheProblem

I appreciate the constant references to DS9. Yesterday, my partner and I were trying to identify a spider we found on the patio, and when we figured it out (the Elegant Crab Spider) I said "female" like a ferengi, and he told me it GROSSED HIM OUT even after I explained it. I'm still mad.

JJ Goodbrand

As a Journeyman Plumber....I feel seen. Thank you!

hothotpot

Absolutely living for Mr P vehemently defending Keiko O'Brien. The shit that woman had to deal with being married to Miles, it's honestly no wonder she encourages his bromance with Bashir. Like damn, O'Brien needs a break? KEIKO needs a break! Truly, stanning Keiko is huge green flag behavior.

JJ Goodbrand

I feel pretty late to the game because the first time I heard of Ibiza was from the Mike Posner song.

Kayla_from_delaware

Mr P got me with the McDonald’s bit. I have definitely wanted to put someone through a McDonalds window and that was not very live laugh love of me.

pickle

“If I could be anybody, dead or alive, I would want to be coked up in 1987 with Rupaul saying ‘you better work’”

Lisa Paglicci

Mr P needs to teach me more history because God knows I didn’t get anything of substance in school

hothotpot

Responding to my own comment bc I'm at the end of the episode, and I think this might be the cult shit my mom has gotten into recently, so that's fun!! I wouldn't be shocked if there are multiple people out there shilling the idea of a "paradigm shift" but I have heard those exact words come out of her mouth, so yeah. Having boomer parents is such a trip, man.

Better Than Drinking

I always assumed people were mispronouncing Missouri. It’s pronounced “misery”

Elizabeth Darling

The author Oprah gave us and I yell out "TOWELIE!"

Neural Damage

I agree with this, and I love Keiko, and also, I call her Cake Hole. I mean it respectfully!

Neural Damage

Arguably Oprah's worst crime: kick-starting the antivax movement (and spreading misinformation about autism) by platforming Jenny McCarthy...

DredgenJedi

Stragedy? Did I just slip into a Looney Tunes picture?

Peach

As someone who somehow ended up living with a white woman with “dreadlocks” this episode started a hilarious fight in my house today. 🤣😅

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

If you need nutrition info, go to an RD (registered dietitian). They have way more education, training, certification, and continuing education. Nutritionists *can* be great, but as a whole are wildly varied as you can just go to a weekend course and hang out a proverbial shingle to start hawking some supplement as a nutritionist.

shelse

Okay, seeing Mr. P describe your habitat as a thrift store? 1. Same. I love a thrift store or an estate sale. Fuck I love an estate sale. I am a housewares thrifter. I am turning things over, holding it real close looking for a makers mark, using Google lens to see how old and where it was made. And 2. 🥹🥹🥹 That was so cute.

BugTheLady_Alissa

I usually double dip with this podcast, I always get the YouTube notifications first, then I come here to listen to the episode again, Today though I triple dipped by also leaving an apple podcast review

Coco Boomslang

Dropping in to let y'all know I have joined the Porch Goose Army! He is a solid concrete baby named Silly ❤️

ImTheProblem

I never understood the hate, either. She had to deal with tons of weird stuff because of O'brien, like being turned into a literal child again!

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

Did... Did he just say Steven King yaoi? No? Was it an almost? Ok. Yes. He acknowledged the whoopsie? I am not imagining things.

You’re Doing a Great Job

Yall make me so happy. The energy this episode was sweet and I loved watching yall crack up the whole time. Also, when Mrs. P said no you don’t think with your brain Mr. P stared right at the camera and I thought “yeah he’s wanting to make a ‘thinking with my dick’ joke”

Astral Logical

Currently on season 3 of my DS9 rewatch, and after previously being a Keiko hater, I am now a full-blown Keiko apologist. I need an audio clip of Mr. Pearl's passionate defense of her so I can just play that any instead anytime anyone ever wants to argue with me about her being a "brat" or "annoying." Also, highly recommend getting getting the DVDs for DS9 from your local library. Not only are you supporting your library, but you also get to experience the absolute majesty that is the DVD menus looking like the station's controls.

Nixie

Thank you so much for unpacking Human Design in this episode. It was such a breath of fresh air. My sibling is an HD coach, so I’ve had to tiptoe around my criticisms for a while. I’m a witch and spiritualist, so you’d think HD would be in my wheelhouse, and while I do think it can be a meaningful tool for reflection and self-discovery, like so many things in the spiritual space, it also has major potential for misuse and exploitation. I’m grateful to feel like I have a safe space to talk a little shit about it while still acknowledging that nuance. Thanks for encouraging critical thinking in these conversations. Spiritual psychosis is a very real and super scary thing! And fuuuuuuuck that appropriating POS who created it.

britt :3

i lowkey kinda miss the airhorn after the theme song LMAO i still make the noise myself 🫡

britt :3

i remember the projector like a faint dream LOL we had them when we were very young and then it transitioned

britt :3

we as in the wave of gremlins in their 20s coming over

Abernathy Jones

Haven't finished the episode yet but I'm pretty sure splenic referrs to the actual spleen as a replacement of "gut intuition"? This woo woo guy from a season of Love Is Blind UK kept talking sincerely about how he has to "listen to his spleen" and "go with his spleen" for any decision lmao

DamnYouVodka

I oddly felt like a voyeur 👀 👀 👀

Floresita 🌺

I need to know what you mean by porn chose Blueray?

Enjoyer_Of_Books

The Secret (the book, audiobook, and short film) has done the rounds through my family several years back. It lines up with that Prosperity Gospel stuff and Joel Osteen, where if you believe hard enough on the right frequency then good things will happen to you. If bad things happen to you, then either you truly dont believe hard enough, you are not aligning yourself properly spiritually, or you and those around you have enough negative energy to manifest bad things into your life. And when you ask folks who believe in manifesting why do natural disasters like hurricanes happen, you often, and I am not kidding, hear that the places hit by natural disasters had too much negative energy and the natural disaster was the universe giving them what they manifested. If your family member has health problems, they are easy to dupe into manifesting as it helps give them control when they cannot do anything from their hospital bed, and after doctors and surgeons do open heart surgery on grandpa, then he now believes that his survival was from manifesting it. Nothing to do with how the doctors were trained, that must have been manifested too. And if someone does die from their heart problems, then they must not have truly believed enough that they could get better or maybe they were manifesting their desire to go to heaven to be with god instead of the right energy wavelength to manifest healing.

Kari McCormick

My husband and I both LOVE Alex's history lessons!!! And, bring back Magistra!!!

Jessipoot

Splenic means “of the spleen” like the splenic artery. Imagine going around proclaiming you’ve got spleen authority. You don’t even need your spleen to live.

RaiHoneybb 🦆

lol i love your random singing of prodigy it makes me want to watch Charlie’s angels 😂☠️

a_bitch_named_sam

Dear lord. I used to follow one of these "too woo woo" girls to the point I went on one of her retreats (it was affordable and I was in a weird place). This influencer basically took all this crap and just reformated it for the retreat. This is just "doshas" expanded. Luckily, halfway through the retreat I was like "yeah this is nonsense" and just vibes at the beach with the videographer who did NOT vibe with this crap but loved a paycheck.

a_bitch_named_sam

I feel people that get drawn to this stuff are lost and it promises means but all it can promise is maxed out credit cards.

Arlo the Average

As a local 20-something, my school district had the old projectors with the lamp until 2013, we were just poor. Also I don’t know what you think zygote means but it’s probably not that

TheOtherParagon

When I heard Alex’s is the kitchen I was like… valid cause Alex starts talking and I’m like “LET HIM COOK”

TheOtherParagon

Also that enchilada lasagna thing should be the next food idiot episode. I’ve got a gluten free roomie to feed so that’s a recipe I got to get my hands on.

ooky_spooky_gloopy_gloppy

I've listened to the tycho brahe episode multiple times. 100% bring back the history episodes.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

Mrs. P on chopped would be amazing. She’d demolish them. I also believe she could (and should) beat Bobby Flay.

Leigh-Ann Florence

I could live my whole life happy to never hear energy described as "juicy" ever again.

Kate The Great

Yes! Fellow rat person here with a community college degree!

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HISTORY EPISODES LET'S GOOOO

m

🤣 I laughed so hard at "splenic authority." Might as well be "appendiceal authority." Is that a word? Is now....

m

It's a good thing I listen to these in the car by myself because I make a lot of air horn noises. 🤣

Nick Palmer

You’re on to something with the destruction of the weed community. I yearn for the days of hanging out at the dealers place for an hour to throw off the cops

✨Hot Marta✨

The “you betta werk bitch” immediately followed by an UwU almost made me spit take at my desk lol

Amanda.

The Stones song Trump likes is You Can’t Always Get What You Want with the children’s choir and The Stones have told him repeatedly to stop using it and I want to say they threatened to sue.

Lovexash

But you won’t turn down 25 million to join the fascist opposition. 🙄 integrity shmegrity

Samantha Friday

Please more history episodes I’m begging you. I need to take this quiz right now

Samantha Friday

Wasting company time to find out my human design

Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie

Listeeennnn I would argue that a library is a *kind* of cave (a cave full of books! The best kind of cave!) and that could certainly be extended to bookstores, especially used book stores, and also thrift stores! There is one near me that is almost literally a cave, middle of a strip of stores, dimly lit, front windows blocked by shelves full of junk, treasures hidden in the nooks and crannies. Best cave to be a queen of.

Abster5000

I vote for a full DS9 episode or episodes. I think we need the joy. Also please do a Stargate episode!

Isthisthingon

More history episodes please! Mrs P is right lol

honeydew

yes the people need more history eps!!

Elder Millennial Dogtor

Firestarter is on my angry on the way to work playlist. So I hear it at least once a week. More history episodes!!

Lightly Mothered

More history!!! I loved learning through you guys!

TheChaosPierogi

MORE HISTORY EPISODES PLEASE … P.S. Can we bring back Mr.P’s Mom also ?

Des :)

yes please on the history episodes! Mr. & Mrs. P make learning so fun.

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

The DS9 writer that greenlit the terrible treatment of Keiko O'Brien is none other than Rick "Prick" Berman.

Exhausted_Millenial

Yes please bring back the history episodes. I miss learning.

CheeseDizMilk

The commentaries on this episode was toooooooooooo on spot!!! Can we get the "you better werk, ewu! Sound please

Jenn

Another vote for bringing back history episodes!

Svet ✨

@1:12:48 the song "Firestarter" reminds me of the 2000 & 2003 Charlie's Angels films which were, without a doubt, my sexual awakening movies 😅

rissa_rainbows

If you read this comment on an After Party, please don't use my first name... Just call me Rainbows... I used to work for people adjacent to Jenna Zoe on the back end of things, setting up their websites and building courses for them, even producing podcasts. You wouldn't believe how much money these "life coaches" make. Everything is a data harvest so they can keep sending you marketing emails. The most common business strategy was to have a "freebie" that you had to give them your email address for, then that would put you into their pipeline where they'd start offering their coaching at increasingly larger price points. And each tier is designed to give you a tiny bit of info and then convince you that you need the next tier to be successful. I had one client who would charge over a thousand dollars for a 45 minute long 1-on-1 coaching session with her. And my clients who were "business coaches" were just coaching you to do exactly what they're doing so it wound up being a total pyramid scheme. These people make SO MUCH MONEY... And I, in turn, would charge them a lot for my services 😆. I found my niche helping middle aged spiritual grifters who were bad at technology set up their grifts. I'm a projector. 😂

Caitlanabanana

Thanks for saying your crackpot is on, and reminding me to start mine.

Caitlanabanana

Also, do more history episodes, Mr. P! I died listening to your Japanese history episode!

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Yes! Like the medical humors, is what I'm thinking. Like the spleen is in charge of "worrying" so maybe that means you're ruled by worry? I can't help but try to figure this out without googling it lol

Erin

“I’m just a person standing at the end of an empire” went HARD. also yes more history! and that enchilada recipe!

a lesbian with a sword

alex i'm begging you to do an episode telling mrs p aka former catholic school girl all about cesare borgia. when i learned about him (i also went to catholic school) i was howling laughing. the man that machiavellianism is based on

Lumpy Space Princess

Not me clicking on this thinking famous people were mad at y’all 😂

gem

i’m so late but i gotta defend myself as a person in gen-z I KNOW WHAT THAT PROJECTOR IS IM NOT THAT YOUNG, ALL THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL I WANTED TO BE PICKED TO WRITE ON THE PROJECTOR!!!! I also owned Shrek on VHS. love ya Pearlmans <3

Wife of an Annoying Anarcho Communist

I have and always will say: the worst part of being born in ‘99 is that my mom got to experience such good coke as a 20 year old in the 80’s.. and I never will have that😤