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The Pearlman's react to your reactions! And Mrs. P finally answers your most asked about comment "What's the NATALIE PORTMAN STORY?!!"

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Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

Mrs P's power-giggle @ Alex's "you were just the officer that blew the whistle." Brought such sunshine to my cloudy day 😶‍🌫️🌥

Nixie

The local rod and gun club here hosts a giant meat raffle a few times a year. I’ve never been because no one can tell me if the raffle is giant or the meats are giant. Or both??

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

Now that I have googled to confirm I can still eat Domino's, yes, do tell about the Magat village of Pizza Florida

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

A friend of mine said he'd take girls to Olive Garden, prepay the bill, and break up with them so they could have their meal in peace, so my husband and I decided that we would make Red Lobster our breakup restaurant for if we ever split up 😂

rocksand

Joke's on you guys, you've already told the penguin story 😈 but please tell it again lol you'll probably end up dropping new lore in the retelling

Riots of Rainbow Chaos

I was thinking the game dominos creating a MAGA empire in Florida…like it checked out, but you mean the pizza chain 😂

Lorelana

Oh man, if you ever visit Minnesota, you have to go to a meat raffle!

PanWithNoPlan

Omg the Red Hat Ladies! My grandma used to be the president of my local group. I used to sit with my grandpa so she could go to meetings. I have so many red hats (not that kind) because I wanted them after she passed.

Gayelordoftherings

Ok regarding classes to teach classes that charge $300. I literally have an ex best friend who does this- she’s a “business coach” and the only business she’s ever started or been the head of was her… business coaching business. And yes she started this during covid and yes she’s kinda pilled on some real problematic mushbrained left to right horseshoe shit

cursedGalataea

"I love crimes!" Mrs. P declared loudly in her defense.

Pariah Carey

I thought Mrs P said "who's that Canadian who's always drunk with the guy that sucks?" and I wondered wtf did Jordan Peterson do now?

CheeseDizMilk

I NEEeeeeed to hear about this cult in the making with the domino's founder

An Earth Worm Having A Seizure

I need to hear the domino’s episode!!! Why is it ALWAYS florida?! I moved here from Michigan a year ago and this place is WEIRD-

Snarkelupagus

Am I surprised Dominos has a cult village in FLORIDA? Lmao no. Do I want to hear all about it? YES PLEASE

GoblinMom

I was working at a restaurant in a Hilton in Charlotte NC and a hornets NBA player came in one day. Even the cooks were going too hard falling over themselves, and at 7 months pregnant not only did I not know who he was, but I didn't care who he was. At first I think he appreciated me being cool but the SECOND he realized I actually couldn't care less, he got so mad 🥴. Apparently I was "disrespectful", but who orders wagu well done!?

jessimightpanic

Is it just me or is the mic for Mrs. P a lot quieter than Alex's?

Ash.B. Dash.Smash

As a former kitchen supervisor for a Holiday Inn Express, I had a customer ask me if the hard boiled eggs had egg in them. I can't even make that up, I don't have the imagination for it. I also had a man so angry that there weren't any bananas that he screamed repeatedly and consistently throughout breakfast that we were hiding the bananas from him, even though I had already politely explained to him that our shipment had not arrived yet. I finally got fed up, held open the door to the kitchen, and loudly said to him, "If I had bananas, they would be here!" while pointing where we store our bananas, which is in plain sight of the door. He finally stopped screaming, but continued to grumble to his friend for about half an hour before leaving. NEVER. AGAIN. WILL. I. WORK. CUSTOMER. SERVICE.

Ash.B. Dash.Smash

I also want to add that the banana guy expected us to recify the situation by leaving the kitchen unmanned to go to the grocery store to pick him up bananas. I work alone, so no, I am not leaving to pick up bananas when I have an order on the way, and especially because THIS IS A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS SIR. Where do you think you are‽‽

Des :)

well yeah we want the Domino’s lore… who do you think we are

Ariella Wheeler

Oh dude that Natalie Portman organic sliced apple and room temperature water breakfast is some hardcore ED shit. That's gotta be a maximum 50-80 calories to fuel your morning!

a lesbian with a sword

in wisconsin specifically, a very popular way to fundraise is not necessarily a meat bingo but a meat raffle. the same way you put a ticket in a raffle bag to win a basket full of, say, green bay packers gear, you purchase tickets and one ticket holder is the lucky winner of a fat sirloin or a rack of ribs

Elizabeth Darling

My life goal as a child was to join the red hat society. I hate what this world has become.

Elizabeth Darling

I mean, I guess I'm a professional Girl Scout now so it's close enough.

Elizabeth Darling

My life is like a Too Many Tabs spin off where I open way too many tabs about one small topic you mention while listening to you talk about your tabs.

PumpkinKing008

FUCKING DOMINOS IS EVIL NOW?!?! WHY CANT WE HAVE ANYTHING GOOD ANYMORE?!?!

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Our main library branch does have a coffee shop in it. It's an indie coffee cart, not Starbucks or Peet's or some shit, and there's lots of comfy seating and people are invited to stay as long as they like. It's lovely

Cat mafia leader

I just saw Sarah Maclaughlin in concert tonight. She is still gorgeous. She is still amazing. 😍

gregory melville

I was so mad my patreon had my government name when I realized I'd get a hey hon but thanks for switching right to Greg (and using my name to trigger a sidebar, what an honor)!! Love you guys!

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

I love that Mrs. Pearlmania also buys pounds and pounds of butter just to freeze it. Work smarter, not harder.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

As a Madeline, I’m out here fighting for my life. Thanks Lilly Allen (never stop, tell me more).

Lovexash

lol my 33 year old husband ‘buys’ coins and cash from the bank to go through. We’ve found some fairly valuable items. It’s a low risk gamble. And no, we don’t use drugs lol

rissa_rainbows

Yes. I wanna know about Domino's Land

gem

my grandma was a red hat lady !!! i have a big irish head so i could not fit into her hats but i always admired them ❤️💜

danijade

Adia by Sarah McLachlan is OP.

happylauf

Me, patiently awaiting the return of the Pearlman’s: OH THANK GOD I HAVE AN AFTER PARTY I MISSED