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Mrs. and Mr. P rank the top moments of 2025 from TikTok going dark, Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Performance calling out Drake to Zohran's Victory and Sabrina Carpenter standing up to ICE and DHS. The Pearlmans cover the good (Vanilla Mace's Labubu video, Haley William's new album) the bad (AI Bunnies, Gulf of America, Taylor Swift's New Album) and the Ugly (JSP's Hat, JD Vance Memes, Sydney Sweeney's Personality).

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0:00 Intro - Goodbye 20251:35 We Love Queen Coke Francis!3:26  TikTok Goes Dark for 12 Hours5:42 Our Ranking System7:25 Carrie Underwood's Inauguration Performance9:41 Gabby Windy Become a Voice of our Generation11:21 Gulf of America Sucks12:36 Leslie Bibb's Smile14:00 Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Calling Drake Out17:48 Jd Vance's Fat Head22:10 Labubu's and Vanilla Mace26:05 Katie Perry Goes to Space ft. Justin Trudeau27:22 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla28:10 The Woke Pope Exists and he is American29:40 Gingers are Black30:18 Sex and the City Fashion34:48 Sydney Sweeney Has Good Jeans and No Personality44:35 Haley William's is Back!49:26 Coldplay Kiss Cam52:33 AI Bunnies on Trampoline57:36 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Get Engaged1:00:55 Jimmy Kimmel Pulled from the Air1:03:01 The Louvre Heist1:06:33 Taylor Swifts Bad Album Due to Good D****1:09:15 Crashing Out with Philip DeFranco and Alex Pearlman1:12:57 Haley Williams Drops Full Album1:13:51 Mariah Carey's Christmas Scandal1:18:03 Zohran Mamdani's Win1:18:39 2026 Primary Fights1:19:42 Sabrina Carpenter Beats ICE and DHS1:21:49 Golden Globes Podcast Award1:26:55 How Most of 2025 Feels

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ImTheProblem

All this Labubu talk is making want a TMT about Lisa Frank and Beanie Babies

ImTheProblem

How much do you think you'd go for on Ebay? Asking for a friend...

Verity Lala

TIKTOK WAS JANUARY?!?!??

Jennifer

I am so Alex coded! Hayley Williams is a goddess and Coldplay gives me the ick!

DredgenJedi

Alex invoking the maxim created by Rick Wilson, “Everything Trump Touches Dies.” You can agree or disagree with Rick, but that maxim is indisputable.

Jessipoot

Ive been such a big library user lately compared to the past because of you guys. Im even gonna get another library card for the city I work in. Also, I grew up republican, so I know how to blend in but pop out when it counts. 😆 I am borderline harassing my representative now trying to make him do a town hall. I would take off work to yell at him in a town hall.

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

I’m horrified it was only in August that he bombed Iran. I thought it was in like March. This timeline fucking BLOWS

Nick Palmer

So an old acquaintance of mine had a pet raccoon they’re pretty cool but the best part is at party’s when people passed out his raccoon would go through peoples pockets looking for snacks and weed and lighters whatever he could snag the little rascal

Harley Watkins

This was a big year for Richmond Va, we had the drunk raccoon and Francine the Lowe’s cat 🤣

TheOutlawCheese42

Okay anyone else feel overwhelmed cause so much happened in the last year and it felt like 10 years? Like I have no clue who got canceled in July, I completely forgot Sydney Sweeney is still fighting for her career cause she sucks, and fuck Carrie Bradshaw- she's the worst friend ever. I just want to hear Alex's take in Heated Rivilary and enjoy that. 😉

Lora Dailey

The Vampire Weekend song that auto-played in your car, was it A-Team? Because I also have a Nissan and that’s the song it would always play whenever I plugged in my iPod 💀

Arlo the Average

When I was a kid my favorite song was the Cotton Eyed Joe. My poor mother was subjected to it constantly

✨Hot Marta✨

Omg please do a Mel Robbins episode, I don’t have the capacity to do my own research. And I like it better when I hear it in Mrs. P’s voice anyway 🥰

Tri-sarah-tops

As a Floridian I like looking at the ocean from my car but I won't go on the beach or in the water and haven't been to a beach in over 10 years

Mad Mads Kasperagus

What is this about Dubai chocolate?? Can't drop weird lore and not fill us in

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

I learned over the holiday that my 8 year old avoids counting the numbers 6 and 7 out loud because she is so sick to death of that meme.

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

There's both the actual chocolate with pistachios and the slang term for wealthy Arabs paying white women to come to Dubai as prostitutes and subjecting them to scat fetish, among other abuses. I was so confused when I saw Dubai chocolate at the store, because I'd only ever heard of the slang use.

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

I have a road trip coming up, and we have a little earworm we sing whenever we sing cows. I had to impose a rule that it can only be sung once per herd and not once per cow.

J & C Martinez

I typically just listen to the pod, but starting with the Macy's parade episode, I switched to Youtube for the visuals. Seeing the transitional photos of y'all cracked me up, I hope that photo shoot was as hilarious as it looked!

Vibin’ in the mind palace

Please do an episode on Mel Robbins. My mom gave me her “Let Them” book for Christmas and got a copy for herself so we can read it together 👀. I’ve heard some concerns about her and really want to know more.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

Carrie Underwood’s hometown took her name off of the sign. Also, Garth Brooks is unbelievably chill in person. He went to my college and comes to alumni events.

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Adding podcasts to the golden globes is craaaazy work but I definitely agree y'all should be winning one. I didn't even know Dax Shepherd HAS a podcast. The only celebrity podcast I've been away of is the David Spade and Dana Carvey one I used to get ads for lmaoo

another_bisexual_scientist

As a lifelong swiftie and fellow 2026 bride I’m VERY excited for the Taylor/Travis wedding, but the date (June 13th) will pull so much media attention from dear leader’s UFC birthday party which I’m expecting to be hilarious

Lucianna

I liked the part when you guys said “all the map companies went idk guys” because I make maps and yeah I did do that😆when I had to change a map to say “gulf of America” because the customer paid for it, I side eyed the map

Mercury™

Glad Mr. P and I watched Sex and the City for the very same reason. Did contemplate on why people needed *so* much exposition.