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The afterparty gets snowed in again, so the pearlman's quietly react to your comments on the Cowboy hat season premiere of Too Many Tabs (Pearlbabia was sleeping).

This episode has so much, including a VERY detailed discussion of gravity bongs versus glass bongs at the very end of the hey hun shout outs.

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Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

You're spot on for the Mason's - just moose club, but those that build aka specilized (gramps was a mason because carpentry from WWII)

Eleanor Yeomans

I think they are still doing something similar to the party reps thing out in Utah with energy drinks. My brother used to party with a bunch of semi pro snowboarders and would always tell me about leaving their parties with armfuls of energy drinks because the pro’s sponsors gave them way more than they could ever drink

Radish The Drunk Bard Gnome from Wisconsin

Mean while, me, hard of hearing, can’t hear the mic spring at all. And are we now getting a spaghetti westerns episode? I mean it’ll tie into Stetsons, Ronald Regan, and Italians. :) plus, as a geologist, soil is alive, dirt is dead. That’s the basic difference.

Kelly_from_south_jersey

A building on my college campus, The College of New Jersey, used to be named Loser Hall (pronounced Lo-jur). Then some history students did some digging on him and it turns out he tried to re-segregate public schools and some other racist stuff, so my senior year the college remand that hall to Trenton Hall lol

Co-Op Chaos Podcast

I know it's just what you do but still, thank you thank you thank you for the shoutout. Just a couple of millennial dads in thier (midlife/entire life?) crisis phase doing our best at this podcasting thing. The show is about video games! Every episode we play a new "under $10 game" (it isn't always but we try) and then talk about family life and media while we play and then review the game. I still would absolutely love it if Mr. OR Mrs. P came on the show (female representation in gaming matters. Also we haven't played repo on the show yet, just saying) but also any Pearlmaniaverse people are also welcome! Its been a genuinely rewarding experience doing this podcast just from the people and new friends we have gotten to meet! And we are always looking for guests to come on and share a treasured game with us!

Europoopin

I always love the little bit of Philly specific lore sprinkled in. It makes me miss home. I live in West PA, but Philly born and raised, like for real Philly (iykyk). Spent the majority of my life living in Frankford. 😎

Europoopin

Also to Mrs P's point, whenever my dad goes to visit his sister and 14 yo niece and he takes his niece somewhere to shop or eat, she has him going basically the next county so she won't run into anybody from school that may take a picture of her. Especially if she doesn't feel like she looks 100% presentable. 😅

DamnYouVodka

Y'all should do an ep on the Freemasons -- my grandparents were part of the Order of the Eastern Star, which seemed fairly chill, but who knows what kind of weird history is hidden there

Rockstache

I don't have anywhere else to share this, but did anyone else compare Kash Patel's locker room celebrations with the hockey team to Kevin Hartv trying to get on the podium after the Eagles won the super bowl in 2018?

tach.o

BRING BACK CIGARETTE MILES if you’re gonna be expensive there should be something to chase

Lumpy Space Princess

“Abuse his remains island-style” Not me sitting here thinking she means making him do the limbo and turning into some sort of jerk chicken dish before realizing like 😧🫢🫠

Lazar_Swan

The Detroit Masonic Temple was turned into a concert venue. I’ve seen Trixie & Katya and Jinx Monsoon perform there!

Cait Monster

Feeling so validated by Mrs. P’s feelings towards the Beatles and John Lennon

Jenn Kleveland

im dead! whenever I have to give my last name, I always say "Just like the city but with a K" 🤣💀

rocksand

My ex-step mom was an ASL interpreter for church and special needs kids at ny school. She constantly signed with her hands as she spoke, but the funny part was she was a very fast talker so her hands would be flying too lol. It was very overwhelming for new acquaintances until they got used to her

rocksand

"I love CRAFTING so now I'm in" sent my rural-Alabama-pothead self to the next dimension 💀💀💀

MillennialCatMom

Is there an episode where Mrs. P explains why she hates the Beatles? Also dokids still make bongs out of random things? I vividly remember smoking out of an apple once.

inadangeroustime

You should definitely learn ASL! It's such a cool language, and will blow your mind about how amazing the human brain can be 😁 but learn from a Deaf teacher

Deafleader

Seconded, deafie here

Deafleader

And/or knights of Pythias 😈

Al Kane

I ALSO talk with my hands all the time and I ALSO want to learn sign language because of it. New video idea? Learn sign language with Mrs. P? Lol

Marie Vanhellsing

They brought camel points back but now it’s lame e-gift cards

dychedelic

just pls keep up w the asl as ur kid gets older 🙏 my mom tried to teach my sister and i french as kids but wasn’t consistent enough for it to stick, + imagine being able to talk shit w your kid right in front of people cus yall know sign language and can connect easier w deaf people (all wins)

The Same Deep Water As You

This ep feels like a secret recording of my adolescence. Several men in my family are Masons and talking about Masonic temples triggered memories of my preteen and early teen years as a Job’s Daughter ; a weirdly non-religious cult of young girls that do ceremonial religious looking rituals every month. In my early twenties, my husband and I cashed in SO MANY Marlboro miles. We had the duffle bags, beach towels, camping mugs, coolers… My only gravity bong experience was as a teenager in a friend’s basement. I ate a lot of stale Doritos. This was a blast.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

The Catholic equivalent to Freemasons are the Knights of Columbus… 🫣😵‍💫

Gemma Gallucci

Temporary Secretary fucks and nobody can tell me otherwise

TheChaosPierogi

Spitting my coffee out multiple times in this episode 😆 I’ve had two landlords that drove the KING RANCH versions of F 150’s Also not a smoker but the friend that signed up for the coupons for my smoker friends 😆 Also have been to a Moose Lodge in MI for an extended family event

Gemma Gallucci

Not to out myself as much younger than yall but we’re still willing to do weird shit, people just don’t go to house parties bc everyone’s too tired from working 40+ hours a week/they can’t come because they’re working. Also rentals like Alex said. I don’t drink bc I feel like shit before I get to start having fun :/

a_bitch_named_sam

👏🏻 make 👏🏻 disking 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 Beatles 👏🏻 normal 👏🏻 I had a roommate in college who was OBSESSED with the Beatles: she had a lamp, every album on vinyl, CD, cassette, and fucking 8-track, yellow submarine pajamas, wall covered in posters, and eventually she got a green apple tattoo. It's turned me off the Beatles so much.

💚Ash💚

There's a Masonic temple where I live. It's the polling place for our area.

attitude_problem_in_the_workplace

Just ran a 10k in Fort Worth this morning where the starting and finish line was right by the will rogers memorial center. I can assure the listeners that it in fact still very phallic

Freyas Artistic Odyssey

I'm a little jealous of the snow. We are supposed to have snow this time of year, but it is 60 degrees and dry. Gonna be a rough ass summer.

Overeasylikeyourmom

My hometown's masonic temple was continously rented out to my dance school. They had a bowling alley that was tarped up to prevent us from going in it. Such an oddly old building. For reference im turning 30 this year and that building is still up but the dance school shut down.

Kari McCormick

My teenage son came into the room ugly crying - scared me to death. He had just finished Red Dead Redemption. I was so alarmed, but after doing some research I found that men of all ages - all over the world - were ugly crying.

ThenIWhispered

Okay, but hear me out about Buffett: Go for all the unknown tracks, not the Margaritavilles and Fins stuff, but the Barefoot Children, Delaney Talks to Statues, That's What Living Is To Me, etc. are worth the listen.

MissAdenine

I’ve been taking ASL classes at my community college and love it so much!

Jessica Beckman

Mrs. P has it exactly right. I came up as a very small human in the early internet years and we were raised from day 1 with the understanding that ANYTHING you did online could be seen by a future employer. On one hand, it meant we did less dumb shit. Down side, life long anxiety disorder.

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

Gotta add to the difference between dirt and soil - as a kid in Arizona I didn't know what soil was, but I knew it sure as hell wasn't what the ground there was made of. All I knew of the outdoors was tan colored compacted dirt, yellowish grass that stabbed your feet if you tried to walk on it, and citrus trees.

YoungGenX

Me immediately googling if Delilah is still alive. 👀

Fall_Babe

As a someone with clinical depression and SAD and PMDD, may I recommend Heated Rivalry for both of you to cure the seasonal depression… won’t work on the regular depression flavor, but highly, highly recommend and would love your thoughts!

Abbazabba_youse_my_only_friend

The core memories you brought back of all the free cigarettes...I had a roommate that was a camel rep and I was set...now I'm poor and smoke Pall Malls...

Deafleader

After Mrs p mentioned not knowing what a grav bong was in an early episode NOW SHE KNOWS all these eps later 😈