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Mrs. P. examines the full history of one Erika Lane Kirk (née Frantzve). From her humble beginnings as a basketball player, beauty pageant contestant and bikini model to her more humble christian roots of auditioning for reality shows, lying about her dating past and interviewing with Charlie Kirk for the position of wife. And the finally concluding with her ire for the druski sketch and the history of blackface.

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0:00 - Intro - Connecting the Dots0:30 - Erica Kirk "Reality TV Star"19:25 - Beauty Pageants and Music Videos32:34 - Erika Creates her first Bible APP38:48 - A Streetwear Brand that funds the Bible APP45:28 - Erika's Secret Dating History53:24 - Working in Real-estate56:32 - Reality Show "Summer House" Drama1:13:27 - Starting Her First Podcast1:17:01 - Still Dating Boys and Partying1:20:35 - Charlie Kirk Steals Erika1:27:04 - Real Quick Marriage1:39:38 - Druski and Erika's Post Charlie Career1:49:23 - Candace Owens Now Controls the Narrative1:54:35 - Erika Kirks First Act is to hire her Ex-Boyfriend1:55:46 - A Brief History of Blackface and why its wrong

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artizzles

Heck yeah I just got back from the store (💸), time to stress bake and listen to my favorite pod!!!

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

OH. It's AN ERIKA KIRK EPISODE?! OOOH I AM SO READY. AND ITS A LONG ONE YESSSSS

BorgQueenXOXO

The way I took a deep breath as soon as I saw the title. My wife even asked me “That’s quite the smirk…what are you so excited about?”

Tragically Optimistic Plant Lady

Scorpio here. In the words of Tony Montana “I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them.”

Editorinpieces

Pearlman: College is about networking Me: *cries in Covid era degree*

rocksand

I literally rubbed my hands together like a lil fly on a pile of shit when I saw today's subject 😂

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

So what I'm gathering from the episode is that Alex needs to start writing a book so that Mrs. P can publish it posthumously and finally get this cult off the ground

JP

It's a load bearing beam or wall

Pariah Carey

Same. I can be evil when it's deserved but that lady is something else.

Al Kane

I'm 4 minutes in and I have to say, I'm a Scorpio and I understand.

Purple_Nurple

Today’s episode hurt my feelings by revealing the fact that EK is younger than me. 🥲 by like, a month or so, but still. 🫩

Ross Rolled

Dang the hangout on Friday left me not longing for Sunday morning. I almost missed this.

Kayla_from_delaware

I saw the first few second of this on YouTube before coming here to listen and I just have to say… COULD MRS P GET ANY HOTTER?

Ross Rolled

Okay but did Alex bring any bug soup home for his family?

Steffohknee

Kyle from summer house was also on traitors!!! Season 1

Jen Fred

The Strait of HAGMUZ?!?!? BRAVO Mrs. Pearlmania😂😂💀

Marie Vanhellsing

That’s the most classic Scorpio thing you could’ve said

Forever_Crashout

Not me, listening to this podcast at 10pm on a Sunday night while I rage clean my house.

Marie Vanhellsing

It’s finally my time to shine. I was once a young hoe on tinder in nc trying to get some. In my bio I had “no trump no republicans”. I go on a date with this cute guy things are going great until he asks me if I had googled him. Immediately alarm bells. So I go and immediately google him. This bitch was mentioned BY NAME by Donald Trump in his peach about “free speech on campus”. Because this bitch went to counter protest the people protesting DACA getting repealed and he got his feelings hurt. Then I found out he was the president of the tpusa chapter of his college. Needless to say I did not get laid. Tom Condon if you’re curious

Endac

"Liberty University" *flips table* I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE IT!!!

Endac

Griefting tour is iconic

Endac

The enemy of your enemy is also your enemy. There are no friends here!

Endac

Load bearing wall, Alex.

Europoopin

Had to watch the video just out of curiosity. And when she took off those boots, I immediately thought that truck is gonna stink now. 🫠

tach.o

I had a wedding during Covid Nov. 2020 it felt very out of place. We were already living together and got pregnant out of wedlock. My mom is Russian Orthodox and I think she almost lost her mind at the thought of a bastard child. Really baffles me that some people still feel this way in present day

_WaWa_is_taking_over_AL_

Mrs. P can we get the garden flag in a color other than white? 😭 sincerely Humidity that Will Show the Mildew Immediately

Europoopin

Petition for more Mrs P explaining realty tv show drama/scandals. I've never even heard of Summer House and I was sat. 🤣

Slothy with the munchies

this was such a good episode! i live in phoenix and idk how many people know but while the charlie kirk memorial extravaganza was going on MAGA TRASHED outside the stadium. we’re taking mountains of trash. then the people of glendale got taxed for the cleanup bill. TP did not help at all. very recently katy hobbs vetoed the charlie kid license plate an making loop 202 after charlie kirk. The AZ republican party is awful and focus on anything but what helps us arizonans

Nixie

Pearlmanian Angels when??

WhiteTigress

First thenword your looking for is load bearing wall. Also the droski situation reminds of the time my husband did white face at his hotel job after a guest left a very racist review 😂

✨Hot Marta✨

Hey now, Kylie Kelce played field hockey and she’s great, but yea, basketball and volleyball to mean girl pipeline is a short line 🩷

✨Hot Marta✨

Also, Emerson Drive is from Canada, so the fact that the fashion is 4 years behind is par for the course.

BoinamedJustin

I haven’t finished the episode yet but I got kind of bummed out when Alex cutoff Mrs. P’s lore dump about The Lover Boy scandal! Also that brand name legit sounds like it was supposed to be marketed towards twinks! (Not an insult! Just an observation!)

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

I would love to say that my dad's BS from ASU in the early 90s was more meaningful than it would have been in the late 2000s. But he has never worked a single job that involved that degree, so the only thing it actually did for him was check a box on his resume of "has a bachelor's degree". But at least he remembers what that degree was in. He can't even remember what one of his Master's degrees is in, so who knows if that ever helped him at all.

✨️chiropractor_killed_my_dad✨️

Fun fact: the Westboro Baptist church came to my home town to protest a horrific mine collapse. During their protest someone I went to high school with caught the hair of one of the women on fire and that's how they were able to bring about a lawsuit! Bonus fun fact: the assailant was later convicted of murder. (Unrelated)

drak

i cannot wait for this two hr episode im gonna queue up on the clock 😎 i never listen to a tmt episode without getting paid

Laid-off bureaucrat with gingivitis

Never worry that an episode is too long! There’s no such thing as a too-long Too Many Tabs. Y’all’s deep dives are consistently astute and forevermore appreciated!

Lovexash

I barley drink but I’d be a patron of a Pearlmania Girlypop Seltzer

Amber Marrano

Hey so Alex, Bibletainment 720 was way too funny for you to not acknowledge. Your lovely wife is hilarious and that reference was so perfect on so many levels.

Sarah

When Alex mentioned his love of a mango seltzer it confirmed to me that he is a male lesbian. My sister and best friend are both lesbians and when I started dating my boyfriend they approved of him because they both separately described him as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, but not in a trans way, just in a vibe way.

Brandie Hoyt

Mr. P!! I am Scorpio and I know Mrs. P and I would be great friends. I use my evil for good I promise 😂

Tycho Brahe’s Drunk Elk

A former coworker has a Religious Studies degree from Liberty University (also done online) and the stuff she believed was wild. I’m Jewish and had to correct SO many things she “knew.” Also Charlie is saying “Shabbat Shalom” because of fulfillment doctrine; some Christians believe that Christianity “fulfills” Judaism and is just “the next step” so Jews and Judaism don’t need to exist. It’s also why they do stuff like hold “Christian Seders” (they also think it makes them closer to Jesus, who famously was a Second Temple Jew and didn’t have Seders, those came much later). Sorry for the length but these beliefs are OUT THERE.

Sophie the Bisexual Political Scientist

Literally SECONDS before Alex started talking about not dating Scopios, I was swiping on a dating app and saw the most beautiful woman, then scrolled, saw that she was a Scorpio, thought to myself “I can’t do that again” and I swiped left

Gap Branch Heathern

I’m going to need the mango Girlypop seltzer to hit stores immediately. Can they be vodka based, please?

ThenIWhispered

The load bearing wall shouldn't be removed if you want structural stability and integrity. Otherwise everything sags until it collapses on itself, much like our democracy.

Tri-Sarah-tops

Partner w in da cloud and make girlie pop infused seltzer drinks.. non alcoholic

Tri-Sarah-tops

Bc yall kept mentioning height my raccoon brain had to look it up Charlie 6’5 Erica 5’8

Tri-Sarah-tops

They came here to Orlando during the funerals of the pulse mass shooting victims Lots of people made angel wings from bed sheets and lined every street around the churches

Tri-Sarah-tops

Luckily we just do what Orlando does best and made them super uncomfortable and they just left after the second day

Fall_Babe

My kid was born on Halloween. An awesome day for a birthday! But it also makes her a Scorpio!!

Peach

Okay hear me out: GIRLIE POP non alcoholic seltzer and GRRRLIE POP alcoholic seltzer. I’m envisioning a marking campaign designed around those 99% Angel/Devil tank tops that you could buy from the Delia‘s catalog in 1998.

Lori Luedke(Lead-key)

Just listened to the new crashing out, I am a manager of one of the Rome Ga Waffle Houses and the New York Times actually came and interviewed us about the Gregg Phillips situation. 🤣

Blazikin

I originally wanted to go to liberty uni to get my teaching degree, but then i looked further into the history of liberty and the NUMEROUS SA reports and the fact that you have to ALWAYS be modest, you're not sipposed to hang out with your male friends and god forbid you arent married and have a relationship with a man. You could do an entire thing on how liberty university is such a bad place to go to 😭

Co-Op Chaos Podcast

If you do a "too many titties" merch item, instead of a cute bunny doing a kick flip, you could do a gang of adorable tufted titmouse

Samantha Griffin

I saw Emerson Drive perform at a casino in 2002, they opened for Ronnie Milsap, back when I had terrible taste in music. I have not thought of them since. (No shade to Ronnie though, love him)

Pluto's Ambassador to Earth

Whatever he was on had me soaring mentally but with a bad crash landing. This country is being run by a circus of untalented clowns.

Pluto's Ambassador to Earth

I would love a solider of the soil bunny on the back of a shirt and sow the seeds of victory on the pocket area

Pluto's Ambassador to Earth

trumpy wants erickkka to setup a nazi...I mean TPUSA youth chapter at the Airforce Academy

tacos&antidepressants

Ik Alex has mentioned he likes Godzilla..."to many titties" merch as king ghidorah but titties instead of dragon heads.

The_Corgi_Always_Knows 0.0

You were looking for "load bearing wall". Similar to how AI and the E Files seem to be load bearing walls for society. Ima need Jagermeister to get back to yall for a sponsorship. Yall should have a Jager based drink and call it "Crash Out". The artwork on the can is just Alex's pose that he does when he takes pictures with people.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

Now this was the right episode to download for my flight. ✈️ Get it Pearlmans.

Lightly Mothered

I think an episode in TMZ would be great! They are political now? They’ve been around forever… do they still have a tv show?

StarlightDancer

Conservatives lose their shit whenever you tell them that you can't do something because it's racist because it breaks their worldview that white people are superior. They cannot accept that black people have "control" over this one tiny, miniscule aspect of their life.

Deafleader

And the ties to the tiger king among other things lol

Deafleader

The Duolingo memes got darker after the announcement I swear

Harper Lee

Too many titties! From another new mom who is also feeding her baby while listening to TMT!

Purrpromis

Definitely listen while driving, I'm truck driver so always binging the show. Even when I'm listening to music if i get close to Philly I'm like gotta listen to my rabbit hole babes. Would love to hear yall say baltimore the way baltimorians say it (bawdamore)

RubyBoston

Great episode but I’m surprised you didn’t mention Lauren Banall. Her as Erika Qwerk is amazing. I kept thinking surely Mrs Pearlmania will mention her. I picture her now when Erica Kirk is mentioned.

Kimberly HW

The Summer House Detour 😘🤌

MillennialCatMom

I’m so late but if you guys make a seltzer called girly pop alcohol or no I’d buy the shit out of it. 😂 Edit… this is reminding me why I wasn’t sad at all when Charlie Kirk died.

jessimightpanic

All of us women in our forties who partied a little too hard in our twenties have tramp stamps right? Am I right?

Kel Mac

OMG... I'm a Scorpio... I've never felt so attacked out of no where... Though some of us are off a bit... Might be valid LoL