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FALL IS HERE AND THE ADHD IS STRONG WITH THIS EPISODE OF THE AFTER PARTY!

Get your comments read and your shout outs on this paywalled afterparty.

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Elorg Sanders

Waaaaiiiit I didn't know that was Gloria Gaynor! I know the version by Aqua (you know, Cartoon Heros and Barbie Girl). Such a banger.

Mara ✨

I have summer seasonal depression because I am not build for the Pennsylvanian humidity (thank you climate change 🙄) but It sounds like Mr. P needs to get into purses. I’m not calling it a “man purse” because “purse” is not inherently feminine 👜

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

The literal only reason I'd go to Rhode Island is to Newport for some off-shore sailing action. No other reason.

rocksand

The I Am What I Am song by Gloria Gaynor was the national anthem of the gay micronation y'all covered in the gay takeover episode!

Bearrehl

This could not have dropped on a better day. I've gotta treck across town and back to register for classes and sit in for a job interview. Having this playing in the background is helping loads. You guys are the best!

Nixie

Ope. Not you guys clocking almost the exact story of how my oldest niece Brooklyn came to be. Down to the second husband being MUCH nicer.

Nixie

Also, as a Masshole, RI’s “thing” is having the worst drivers. I never fear for my life driving like I do in Rhode Island.

feral_non-binary_autistic

Mrs. P please👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽come to the Pittsburgh show for crashing out!! Tickets to the show are my birthday present (October 17th) and you showing up, even if you don't get on stage for more than a min j to say hi to the audience, would make sooo many of us happy🖤🖤🖤

Europoopin

I'm also struggling with cozy horror. How am I comfortable but also scared? It feels like an oxymoron. 😅 Unless... would you call ghost hunting shows cozy horror? There's no stakes in that. 🤔 Are horror comedies cozy? I need help connecting the dots.

Europoopin

Also thank you for reminding me it's Big Pumpkin season. I strongly dislike fall, but I fucks with Big Pumpkin. 😎

Silly Little Bard

As someone who grew up in St. Louis, I feel spiritually connected to the Hoagie Mouth inability to pronounce “crayon” (CRAN) and “towel” (TA’L) correctly. My husband also pokes fun at me for the “southern” way I say UHMbrella and INsurance.

TheOutlawCheese42

Mrs P, I loved seeing you on stage in Philly. I would love to meet you in person, I'm begging you to come to Buffalo. We've got haunted, spooky things- we'll go ghost hunting together, and get cute tees and ice cream. (If you come in the winter, cones are half price when it snows!)

Samantha S

"I Am What I Am" was from the Broadway musical "La Cage aux Folles" which was based on a 1973 French play. La Cage the play then became a French-Italian film and that film inspired THE BIRDCAGE! (Phew!)

Isthisthingon

The la la la at the end cracked me up 🤣

WhateverTheHeckThisIs

Mr. Third deserves his flowers. I kind of miss when you could occasionally hear him cracking up in the background.

Jason L

Moved to Rhode Island from the PNW. It's fine. That's all I've got. It's very ok.

Samael Piske

The first time i ever head I am What I Am was a John Barrowman cover.

Amanda Emily

A lot of people like to say mean things about Rhode Island, but it’s pretty great! And there is a Rhode Island style chowder with clear broth instead of creamy or tomato based. We also have coffee syrup for coffee milk, a great food scene, beautiful beaches and plenty of New England charm. And our capital city, Providence, just elected a democratic socialist in the democratic primary.

Lauren Jane

Brooklyn = Posh Spice's sons name

Andrew Spivey

First off - Popeye identifies as amphibious and is both genders. Secondly, I was born in Warwick RI, moved away, moved back in my teens, and moved to Philly area. A lot of Rhode Island is like coal counties (without the tourism). Very poor areas, good food, and mansions. Also 2nd beach is best beach (in my memory).

gummysquee (edited)

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2026-09-27 21:00 Vass-oh-vaye-gull sink-oh-pee! Also happens if you strain real hard when you poop, so if you get light headed, youre pressing on that nerve! See lots of older people end up in my ER for falling after a spectacular poop, so be careful as yiu age friends! 🫡
2026-09-25 14:51 Vass-oh-vaye-gull sink-oh-pee! Also happens if you strain real hard when you poop, so if you get light headed, youre pressing on that nerve! See lots of older people end up in my ER for falling after a spectacular poop, so be careful as you age friends! 🫡

Vass-oh-vaye-gull sink-oh-pee! Also happens if you strain real hard when you poop, so if you get light headed, youre pressing on that nerve! See lots of older people end up in my ER for falling after a spectacular poop, so be careful as you age friends! 🫡

gummysquee

The terrifying Tim Burton la la la popping up is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard because its not happening to me. 🫣

Coco Boomslang

Your mortals shirt and Phil's "one day we'll all be skeletons" shirt are now a fave rotation of mine ❤️

Ellie G.

It’s interesting that you bring up the idea of incels as being sort of an “evil version” of asexuals. Because there is this guy Scott Galloway who insists on basically referring to incels as “asexual” and phrases it as “asexual men are the greatest threat to society” when not meaning actual asexual people. So, aces including myself are eternally in opposition to this kind of rhetoric because it paints actual people who identify with asexuality (who are very much not incels) in a bad light. I don’t think this is what you were doing here, but I wanted to throw that out there as a point of caution with rhetoric and how it’s used that you might not know about.

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Btw thank you for the shout out you guys 🥹 I'm glad you guys enjoyed receiving the Trans Agenda too 🤣 when you did my original shout-out, Mrs. P said I was sending people binders and it gave me the idea! Much love 💖

Post_Potato_Gluten_Free_Bathtub_Bolognese

LOL, thank you very much for the crown & glad I gave you a good laugh!! Also yes, the tic does sound like I’m impersonating Owen Wilson. However, Alex undersold the volume of the tic, it’s more similar to Mrs P screaming the Hapsburg Jaw😂

AugieLovesPenny

My favorite clip of that affable judge is when he said, “So, you were driving while black? No. Case dismissed.”

jax426nd

Unpopular opinion: I respect Whitney Houston as an artist, but absolutely cannot stand listening to her. While I fully acknowledge her talent, her voice is not for me. I hated "I Will Always Love You" until the day I found out it was a Dolly cover and heard the original.

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

Seriously! We just started a new small business and this woukd be stellar, both as something for us to use as well as offer (we do custom printing)! Brilliant#

PumpkinKing008

Many of us absolutely would love to meet you, Mrs. P! I, for one, was secretly hoping for you to pop out on stage at the Atlanta Crashing Out show (tho I can completely understand why you couldn't make it) 😁

Bell Venus

Which episode has Mrs P’s libertarian rant? I want to see what Mr Third did with it but I typically am audio only

Monique Baha

Went to check it out.... So many remixes!

AlleiraDayne

Sweet Bby Rage = Sweet Baby Rage, a play on Sweet Baby Ray's bbq sauce.

a lesbian with a sword

the first conjuring movie and the real case that it was based on took place in rhode island. it takes place on a farm and i remember the first time i watched that movie i thought how is there a super remote farm in rhode island when the state is basically a postage stamp

Queen Sheila

If someone is into gardening and agriculture, and they approach you because they see your "compost the rich" bag, they're not going to care that the Nazi Barbie is the first video they see 😂

Gemma Gallucci

I am what I am is sung by some of the women followed in Paris Is Burning when they’re on the beach talking about surgery and I think I’ve thought about it at least once a month for the past 13 years since I first saw it