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Ep 33: The "Doctor" of Hazzard (Patreon)

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2023-08-28 01:14:38
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2023-08

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HUGE CONTENT WARNING: THIS EPISODE INVOLVES DISCUSSIONS OF EATING DISORDERS AND STARVATION DIETING.

To finish off quack month (aka August): Mrs. P tells Mr. P about Linda Hazzard, "The Starvation Doctor" of Olalla, Washington.

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Moth_Goblin

Im with Mrs. P. LOVE Breakfast. How did I marry a man who strictly believes breakfast is strictly at breakfast time lol

GracieyFaciey

As a first time mom, I never related more than Mrs. P’s gush over beating the traffic and being in bed before the sunsets lol very excited for this episode

Showmeyourhams

I'm not even past that 30 threshold and I'm immediately in comfy clothes AS SOON as I get home from work 😭 Don't forget the After Work Decompression Nap 😭

ItchyN1pples

Wa state local here, so pretty much anything here you pronounce anyway you can. Puyallup (Puy town), Tukwilla, Humptulips, Sequim, Cle Elum, Issaquah, Hoquiam, Nooksack, and Federal (Felony) Way are classics. Ivars is for tourists, the best fish rn is from a food truck called The Frying Dutchman. Also, Mt Rainier isn’t a mountain it’s a volcano that could blow at any time so “volcano evacuation route” signs are the norm. Love you guys and thanks for covering something that happened in my backyard.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Please come to Seattle. We Patreon a who live in the area will take you to Ivar's. I was just by the salmon house today going over to Gas Works park. WA has lots of anti-vax weirdos on Vashon Island, which is also the home of Kathy Abscal of "The Abscal Way" an "anti-inflammatory" diet that I don't believe is harmful but is definitely very specific and restrictive. Ick Quackery galore. Yes! I thought she looked like Glen Close too. Like her character in "The World According to Garp"

Drella

Oh-lai-ah I'm a quinault native of Washington state, grew up out on the reservation out in the boonies. Most town names in WA are of Salish origin. It's a fun language that's near dead, but it's still taught in our tribal school at least. My mom is the language teacher. But for the most part in WA, no one will take the piss out of you for pronouncing things wrong, we've *all* done it at one point or another.

Drella

Also Ivar's isn't *that* overrated, the food is still damn good cause they obviously can get it really fresh.

The Pod is Coming From Inside the Cast!

Holy crap Mr P used to ring announce for CHIKARA? I went to their shows for years! I miss when Philadelphia had a wrestling scene, we had ROH, CZW, CHIKARA, those were the days.

Samuel Swihart

Mr. P's "Shut up, no!" Absolutely killed me this morning

James Davis III

Thanks for the Law Degree! Hopefully my parent will finally be proud! Great episode as always.

Jennifer Drass

Guilty Pleasure: a piece of Tastycake Butterscotch Krimpet sandwiched between 2 Munchos chips.

Serason

Costco sell George Foremans still and they’re just as good. Best grilled cheese sandwiches hands down

Serason

Am I the only one that doesn’t get ads on Spotify? (Not that I’m complaining)

Jamie @TheTealAppeal

And if you come into the city for their show, start or end your trip with Sausage Fest on Passyunk Ave! Mention this Patreon and I will give you a cool sticker!!

Matina Monic (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 12:00 3 gallons is actually closer to like, 11 litres
2023-08-28 19:44

Red Moon

Omg my suggestion!!!! I’m so b l e s s e d

Babsi ecker

Here in Brazil we have this notion of "home clothes" which is basically comfy clothes you'd use when you're at home and ppl who wear outside clothes at home are either super rich or just plain weird

Showmeyourhams

Oh, those people wearing outside clothes in the house are 📣 ✨️definitely weird✨️

Showmeyourhams

Now that you said it, it'll happen. R.I.P. homie

Suzie

Lol listening , and I can’t believe Al Gore’s Rhythm is also sending you guys the “some random guy from Atlanta saga” lol its the kinda dumpster fire I like to feel my head with to distract from my mess of a life

LoreDumpAllOverMeDaddy

Mr P I could be night shift sleep deprived, but if we were born in 1984 we turned 36 in 2020 right? I can't let this slide, I need an answer. Am I miscalculating my age? Did I turn 38 this year? A win is a win

LoreDumpAllOverMeDaddy

Oh also, I had to resubscribe for card related issues. If I show up in the shoutouts next week, my deepest apologies

Jamie @TheTealAppeal

...I live 8 blocks from that Home Depot and need to get this for lunch.

traciehouston

Instead of Juviderm, look into Frownies!! They're pieces of shaped paper with starch coating. You wear them over your "11" lines between your brows and forehead lines. I noticed immediate relief of headache pressure and pain and it's been weeks since I last used them.

Pearlmania500

And headache pressure relief! Ok I am looking this up now ~ Mrs. P

Mrs_Ps_Chambermaid

Mrs P for the W because cherry vanilla flavour anything tastes like ass Also! The ads here in the UK are all megaposh stuff like ooh come to John Lewis (most expensive dept store) or ooh buy a holiday to the Maldives now only £5999 for 2 nights flights not included sort of thing lol Finally I'm here for the true crime crossover cause that lady was a serial killer more than a quacko wacko

A Shiny Wooper

Really enjoyed the episode as always! Quack month was a ton of fun. Also it’s pronounced like Woop there it is! It’s a Pokémon. Also also, my ads were in fact BetterHelp, lol

traciehouston

It's important I clarify, I get headache in that specific area of my eyebrow line. It won't relieve overall headache pains 😂

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I love how many of us (Washingtonians) are here. If you think this was fun, though, you GOTTA hear about Rajneeshpuram…I’m just putting in my plug so it will show up on a poll at some point :D We have a lot of serial killers, too. Also, forest scorpions that just want to be left alone. The PNW is truly the best :D

WaffleHouseWitch

I will die on the hill that St Paul is better than Minneapolis. I laughed so hard when Alex stated he'd abandon his family for St Paul.. because.. same 🤣🤣

Nicolette

I can not recommend the little Debbie peanut butter Creme pies enough. They are like large soft nutty buttys

crushingoncharlieday

The last time I was in Seattle I ate Ivar’s, then drank too much liquid marijuana and puked Ivar’s clam chowder literally everywhere and on other humans at the departures gate at SeaTec. Delicious but I can never eat it again.

Bruins Tape to Tape

I cant remember how to make an episode topic suggestion but diving into Ruby Franke/rise of these toxic religious influencers on YouTube would be interesting. Although maybe dark....

Pirin Tablets

I have a family member overseas doing this. I have all the tea and want to expose them, but I need to do it quietly so the family doesn’t know it was me 🙈

Serason

Latest episode was the one. And it was a Factor Meal (meal prep apparently) ad 😭

Adventure Services

I like eating breakfast foods at non-breakfast times, but don't really eat breakfast at breakfast times.

Showmeyourhams

Condolences!! The WHOLE point of paying for Premium was to bypass ads. I'm side-eyeing Spotify so hard right now. Thanks Capitalism, ya bInCh.

CeddyRick

The rent is cheaper here, MPLS is like that art dude and St Paul is that guy who takes his job too seriously

Th_ faenum mel

Ivar’s Salmon House is fun in the summer, you can see people dock their watercraft at the restaurant in Lake Union but if you’re not trying to starve Chinooks does all you can eat fish & chips on Monday nights. Pacific Inn Pub is good too for a dive bar.

Cait Monster

I thought this was going to be about Gwen Shamblin’s diet for Jesus. This was completely unexpected 😂😂😂

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

At the hour mark the word was "Mukilteo" and I've only ever pronounced it as "muk-il-te-oh" which is probably wrong.

Radish The Drunk Bard Gnome from Wisconsin

Don’t forget this is also a time when you could go to the hospital for something simple like the flu and just not come back out so her death rate may be less than a hospital which would make her also look legit. My grandfather was born around this time, and his baby sister died of kidney disease as a little kid. She went to the hospital and died there. He would never go to the doctor and thought hospitals are where you went to die. When i was a little kid in the 70’s a lot of old people thought that way. Also the Handmaid’s Tale lady is Aunt Lydia.