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Episode 39: Ouija - The Demon Portal For Sale at Target (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-09 02:38:08
Edited:
2025-01-11 18:42:50
Imported:
2023-10

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Content

F*$&ed-tober continues! Mrs. P tells Mr. P all about the very Baltimore-centric history of Ouija Boards. Also the Pearlman's reveal the finalists for the Mr. P is forced to read a book challenge. 

All will be revealed on this week's episode of PEARLMANIA500 *whispers* the podcast.

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Isthisthingon

Please post the pumpkin bread recipe

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Mrs. P, thank you for mentioning "Nightmare". I absolutely loved that game in college with my best friend , her sister, and BIL. Then I moved to CA in the late 90's and took it to a friend's for game night and everyone thought it was incredibly stupid and hated it. I felt so embarrassed. But finally, another soul loved it. The staring contest...are you kidding me? I wear contacts, I can't stare that long. "Yes my gatekeeper" and he got more creepy as the game went on. "Maggots!"

Isthisthingon

I was just going to say the same thing! I loved this game

Cheynne

I was so tempted to suggest ‘modelland’ by Tyra banks. But I think it would drive Mrs. P crazier then it would Alex. But like it’s a book no one can truly summarize in less then 4 hours

Outside Bird Lady

Ok I just started the ep, gotta say I love that ACOTAR made the list 🤣 also gotta say as a seasoned smut and fanfic reader, that first book is tame in the smut department - but definitely horny 😂

Pearlmania500

I literally can hear him saying “you maggots!” , it’s burned in my memory. ~ Mrs. P

Riley Rose

Listen Mrs. P as much as sports talk makes my eyes glaze over sports do also have lore and so technically would fit within the theme of the podcast

PonytailShawtyy

GO BIRDS BABY 🦅💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅💚

The Pod is Coming From Inside the Cast!

If you want to hear more about American Spiritualism Jamie Loftus did an excellent short Podcast series called Ghost Church. Also how about that line-up for Dragula season 5? We got a Philly bitch this season!

Paige Morgan

The joy in my heart hearing one of the books is ACOTAR. I’ll join whatever tier I need to for the chance to torture Alex in this way.

Spacey Stacey

I absolutely hated ACOTAR.... I'm absolutely voting for you to have to suffer through it as well 😘

Jessica

voting for ACOTAR for sure because listening to Alex recount fairy porn will be everything lmao

Frank Dee

YASSSSS for the Dresden Files "Storm Front" making the cut!!

j-worms

waiting for my time on the team lead spot 😭

Hjonklike

You can cut the the horny tension with a knife 😅 but omg do I love the foreshadowing in the whole series

Hjonklike

I’m so sorry you’re being plagued by ants 🥲 I have a fun home remedy for it: sprinkle cornstarch to where ever they’re congregating. They’ll start taking it back to their home. They can’t digest cornstarch so eventually they all end up dying.

Sarah Skelton

My dog's name is Ouija so the email about this post confused me for a minute. Note: everyone in philly thinks his name is Luigi and calls him that instead.

Outside Bird Lady

Honestly all the breadcrumbs between all the books is 🤌✨ but also, what literary analysis did you listen to im curious 👀

Tychopotts

Vote for 12 rules by Jordan Peterson!!

Tychopotts

For the record, any book by Jordan Peterson is full of so much shit that it qualifies as non-fiction

Hjonklike

BookTalkforBookTok has like 4 seasons worth of episodes but there are massive spoilers if you haven’t read the whole series 😅

Hjonklike

But gods yes the breadcrumbs 🥰

Anne N

The haunted Philly ghost bit at the end was the funniest shit, had to listen to that twice

Coco Boomslang

Raid Max liquid ant bait does wonders

Feral in WV

I just needed to say that Verity absolutely trashed my brain for far too long. I felt vindicated hearing Mrs. P’s take.

miriamgc

Dying @ Nobbleberry mention

CeddyRick

I've never bought a Ouija board. However there was one in an apartment that I moved into that was both French and English. Coincidentally the same night I found the Ouija board a tree fell on the apartment building. I have since left said Ouija board at an ex's place.

Eddie

Going through the backlogs and man that eagles take did not hold :( This this year! Fly eagles fly

masterpieceormenace

reminder that your 1000 subscriber stretch goal punishment is to get a reading from Cher in Atlanta 👀🤣

Miss Moonbear

I’m born and raised in Ohio, but luckily I’ve mostly lived in a blue city, lost in the sea of red lol.

AugieLovesPenny

Still waiting to find out if the Pearlmans have 1000 Patreons so we can meet Cher!

Shakirah Bey

Came here to say this in 2026 lol let us know if we missed it, Pearlmans!