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Join us for a "quick" check in about the fun things we did over our winter vacation. At the top of the show we great a ton of new PAtreons, that segment ends at 13:06, then we discuss the arrival of PearlBabia a segment which ends at 51:05 if you would prefer not to hear about medical things and babies. We then dip our toes back into 5 hot pip culture topics that we had some thoughts on. 

Starting next week for our 1 year anniversary we will begin releasing our vault episodes starting with His Name Was Dusk's lore dump about Salvador Dali! 

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Lauren Jane

Oh golly! I wasn't expecting an update episode, only the ones you've got in the can. A lil treat for the pearlmaniacs 🥹

on vibes 24_7

Yay!! Can’t wait to listen, I’m so glad everything went well and I’m glad you’re both back.

Pearlmania500

We wanted to do a little treat before bringing out the vault episodes next week. Can't believe it's been a year of the podcast already!

Pearlmania500

Thanks! Beyond the sleep deprivation we are doing well!

LilPup_13

I love what you said about my name, made me giggle 🤣 I stream on Twitch every now and then so that my Twitch username lol

Photon.Pilot

Our Sunday Scaries cure has returned! Welcome back, happy to hear that everyone is in good health. Already pumped for next Sunday!

Alleged Lee

My god how I’ve missed y’all

Michelpy

YAAAAAAAYYYY IVE MISSED YALL SO MUCHHHHHH

primantis_side_pickle

I haven't been this excited for a podcast ever. And an update episode so soon. This is why you and this community rock

Wish.exe

I feel like you guys should do a ✨Vitamin D✨ segment - where you say something fun and remind ppl/Mr. P to go outside. Welcome back!

Nicorice Bork

You guys are amazing! I went through Skyrim a lot with my kiddos, but the other one that Baby P may enjoy is Minecraft. Mine loved the music

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2026-09-08 12:00 As someone who’s 25, this episode made me question whether I was welcome here.
2024-01-15 14:07

N__dle

The highlight of my 2024 is Pearlmania500 showing up in Patreon notifications. You’ve lit up my Monday Morning Payroll Processing. And thank you to our special guest, PearlBabia. He was very insightful

Serason

Another 25 year old here. Trust me, we are VERY welcomed here

Serason

Finally! Mondays are once again tolerable now that y’all are back

Samuel Swihart

I love the Stanley cup bit cause one of my coworkers had a Yeti she'd bring everyday and now carries a Stanley. Meanwhile, I have a Contigo coffee mug my brother got me for Christmas and my Thermoflask bottles from Costco for the wife and I. They all do the same thing for less.

Pearlmania500

My first thought was I am Amy Poehler in mean girls “ You guys keep me young, I love ya so much!” ~ Mrs. P

Outside Bird Lady

lol the QVC bit got me cause my MIL spent a lot of time at my house when the baby was born (cause my husband got appendicitis the day after we got home with the baby 😭) and all we did was watch QVC 😂

Anne N

As someone who works with pre-teens… the two of you finding out about hockey smut 😂😂😂😂😂 omg

Anne N

Also this drop made my day

Kel Mac

So glad you all are doing well! You've been missed! I've been playing reruns on Spotify... Gotta do my part for Baby P's ad revenue. 😉

Megmystery

Omg planned c section is the best 👌 I have personally done natural and emergency c section and planned for my third.

Outside Bird Lady

First, I know exactly what bowling place you’re talking about 😂 second I’ve been workshopping more third places for my town because like you guys say it’s become such an issue and no one wants to deal with kids in public spaces but you gotta find some place to be a dweeb away from your parents… also it’s good for adults too obvi but I keep coming back to needing a spot for kiddos that isn’t under (I was actually the person that asked Mrs P about non profit research ages ago and it was in relation to this lol)

Inigo Montoya

Ok so the whole reason I'm against circumcision isnt because my person isnt cut... But 💯 because of that SVU episode with the twins and the dr fucked up, and chopped off the baby's peepee. Then convinced the parents it was "easier to dig a hole instead of build a pole".

LilPup_13

As someone who is also 25....I felt so called out lol

Fingerbang_fairy

In glad the birth went well and I feel your pain about the chair bed Alex 🫶🥲

Fingerbang_fairy

I’m also glad you guys are back I’ve missed the weekly episodes

TwrexxSmash

Thank you for using the phrase Hipster Doofus 🤣🤣 I thought I was the only one with that still in my vernacular. Congrats on PearlBabia! 🖤

Megmystery

I love that Alex hated that hospital chair I laughed so much 🤣 😂 😆

Jessicia

I’m at work listening to the episode and the pure concentrated dopamine that I got by getting a genuine laugh from Mrs. P from my name! Imma ride that high the rest of the day!

All Glory to the Hypno Toad

HEY!!! Glad to hear the update! So happy that baby Pearlmania and Mrs Pearlmania is doing well. On a side note.... Why don't these hockey players get dental implants?! Pretty sure that they could afford it.

Mojo Jojo Nixon

Heyyy I’ve got a minor Katt Williams interaction to add. I used to work front desk at a hotel in Vegas known for partying. Katt was staying there and playing some shows in the theater, but the entertainment people forgot to set his reservation up. I felt like an idiot telling him there was nothing there but I would go make a quick call cause obviously he should have a room. He told me not to worry, just book him like a junior suite whatever the price and gave me a card. It was busy and he didn’t want me to waste my time, he would clear it up with them tomorrow. Minor thing but definitely was a legit down to earth guy and I dealt with some massive a-holes there, so it was nice and really stuck with me.

Cheeks McGee

I have the exact same "soundtrack we didn't choose" story about my husband's vasectomy. Also, when I was in labor with my son, they moved the mirror so I could WATCH HIM CROWN, without even asking! I immediately fainted and that moment will haunt me forever.

Brandi Alejandro

Congrats on the baby, as someone who worked in labor & delivery in a hospital in Huntington valley and assisted in c-sections..I cannot believe they had a teenager in the OR watching 😭 I was a surgical tech for some years and helped with & seen many surgeries but for sure the first c-section I watched I nearly passed out.

Harley Watkins

Congratulations! As someone who works on the Mother/Baby Unit, it was interesting to hear it from a patients perspective. (I do birth certificates. Yes I’ve seen some crazy as shit names)

Lou Regnilo

I was way late to listening but as a father of two that were both c sections I loved listening to Mr P. I saw around the sheet by accident and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine anyone voluntarily looking at that. Also my kids are 16 and 20 and that is STILL the fucking bullshit chair they give dads to sleep on!!!!!! Absolute bullshit !

Babsi ecker

That was the first time mr mrs. pearlmania souns

mr. buttons

Oh man. Brought me back to my boys being born. Those hospital runs fuckin suck as the +1

Pirin Tablets

Who is Trip to Paris with the Bat Boys? 😂 cause I want to be friends