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Ranch Chapstick 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-17 19:49:32
Imported:
2024-01

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I just saw this collab between Hidden Valley and Burt’s Bees 🐝. I haven’t gotten enough sleep to process this but I need to share it with others. Real rap I would be down to try the carrot one. ~ Mrs. P

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TwrexxSmash

I'm horrified and intrigued.

Nicorice Bork

Ranch is the state drink of Wisconsin next to any alcohol to drown the sorrows of living here, but I still don’t think I’m down to try these 🤣

Showmeyourhams

Carrot is the most reasonable one of the listed choices 😂

Casper

I can feel the allergic reactions this is gonna create.

Fingerbang_fairy

My girlfriend really loves ranch so if I used the ranch one maybe she’d kiss me more 😂

DaniiRG

But why though????

Whitney Corkery

The buffalo one sounds horrifying! Imagine grabbing that when your way past chapped and that’s your only option 😭

gem

ik buffalo sauce is pretty mild but as a chapstick wouldn’t it begin to burn?

Michelpy

Have you seen the Hot Cheetos bath dust and eyeshadow palette?!

All Glory to the Hypno Toad

FFS... this evidently was a past April fool's joke, but so many people requested it that they decided to make it a reality.

Allegedly High Hippy

Ugh I would so like this but hidden valley ranch is disgusting...

MACHIAVELLI N CHEESE

Im here for the buffalo sauce and will be order post haste for science...

Lauren Jane

Celery?!? What in tarnation ol' Burt is rolling in his beehive rn

Jenn D

Buffalo sauce?!

Allegedly High Hippy

First off birds aren't real... secondly I love ranch dressing. I'm just a snob when it comes to my ranch. I'll only buy kraft ranch dressing. I prefer it as like a dip though mixed in with sour cream.

Nicolette

I love celery, but why would anyone put buffalo sauce on chapped lips?! Do they have jalapeño eyeliner as well?!? Ffs

Cheeks McGee

If the buffalo sauce isn't a lip plumper I'm going to be really disappointed in the Clorox company 😤

jaywhygeereads

😭😭 lol was this at the same store all the old kardashian makeup was at?

Ohyayafrito

I'd turn back to my childhood and take a big ol' bite outta these.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Big steamy cup of nope ☕️ I think too many would be licking it off their lips and it would be so awkward! 😬 NFW chapstick 🫣🤣

WamBAMtyMaam

Wild product easy novelty. im not sure how to DM on Patreon, but can we get an episode about the movie the Obama’s produced having subliminal frequencies

MandyBeingHealthy

I thought this was a personalized ad at first and didn't even question it cause sounds about right lol

Bbchubbs_xoxo

As a ranch fan I don’t know if I should be excited or disappointed that it’s come this far ..

Rachel Fairy

As someone who actively hates the smell of buffalo sauce, the idea I could go in for a smooch and get attacked by this is alarming