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[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] Dirty Talk #24 [Mdom] [Edging] [Teasing] [Mutual Masturbation] [Denial] [JOI] [No Touching] [Exhibitionism/Voyeurism] [Talk About BJ/Face-Fucking/Doggy/Cock Slapping] [Praise] [Spit] [Sloppy] [Laughing] [Spreading Yourself] [Pillow Riding] [Mattress Grinding] [Hold Onto Me] [No Orgasm?] [Countdown] [Coming in Mouth] [Facial] [Abrupt Ending] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-10 21:09:23
Edited:
2025-01-10 21:10:03
Imported:
2026-06

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Hi,Happy New Year! This was a fun one. Two years of Dirty Talks! Wild. Schedule coming soon!!

Enjoy and take care,august 🌨️Names Used: Good girl, sl-t, pretty girl, gorgeous, sweetheart, toy

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lanii

happy new year august 🫶🏽

Amy 🌙

Happy new year! I literally just opened the app to see if you'd posted. The tags look juicy 😍

ArtfullyAngelic

Bet your ass I dropped everything and came here. Happy new year!!

erin 💕

Happy new year 🎉

a

please do some chef and food related stuff im begging🙏🏻

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Man it’s MIDNIGHT here I have to get OUT OF BED and get my earpiece like a THIEF you can’t do this to me 😂😂😭😭

key

i just screamed omg

✨Vi✨

Wait what!!!! I am on my way to the range NAUUUUUUUUUUU

riri

Yay! Best way to start the year 🍸 Happy new year August

Natalie

happy new year!!! 🖤

amy

literally someone hit my car this morning while i was working how did u know i needed this

Kimberly

still under evacuation warning due to the Eaton fire but we still out here listening 😭🤍

Jess

Happy New Year! Was just finishing up a previous audio when this one rang in :) guess who’s dining twice!

hexa

i am afeard. (happy new year, august!!! 🤠)

sarah 💫

“Ok here’s what you’re allowed to do” less than 2 mins in is the best early bday gift I could ask for holy moly 😵‍💫💝

Grace

Omg I hope you’re okay!!

rachel 🍓

I’m doing cartwheels at the various orgasm control related tags on this omfg. [no orgasm?] is gonna go crazy in this household, I just know it. AND [JOI]… I’m preemptively penning my obituary, happy 2025, bye!!! 🤸🏻‍♀️😵‍💫❤️‍🔥

sarah 💫

Same here, stay safe Kimberly! 🙏🏼❤️

amy

i hope you’re ok!

rachel 🍓

happy (early) birthday, sarah!!! trusty HBC veteran & comment section icon!!! 💖🥳🎁

Jess

Sir, I was already disrobed! 😩

rachel 🍓

sending my best to you, Kimberly (+ anyone else in the community impacted by the wildfires). Please take care and stay safe! 💌🫂

✨Vi✨

Stay safe🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

✨Vi✨

Essay time babe

alisha 🌱

happy early birthday, lovely sarah!! 💖 i hope this year is a wonderful one for you!!~

alisha 🌱

sending all of my love and well wishes to you!! 💖

makenzi

Happy early birthday!!

makenzi

“I’m gonna do something really mean…” just shoot me next time, okay?

Bri

First of all, having a panic attack at the tags. Second of all, please feel free to say 'I want you to be a good girl for me' as many times as you like because it never, EVER gets old - butterflies every time. Ok gonna carry on listening. See you all on the other side if I survive 🤞

alisha 🌱

happy new year!! you're starting off 2025 insanely with these tags??? i cannot wait to absolutely lose my mind the moment i get off work and hit play 🤭💖

riri

Hope everything will be ok! Stay safe 🫂🍀

alisha 🌱

can i please request [laughing] as a returning tag for future audios and/or dts; thank you very much 🫠💖

alisha 🌱

the cartwheel emoji is SO real; i just finished a meeting with my boss, read these tags, and immediately felt like i needed to do a backflip or something 🫠💖

makenzi

“This is me being nice.” August. You beautiful, terrible sonofabitch*. *No disrespect to your mother.

sarah 💫

Omg tysm everyone, ur all so sweet! 💌❤️ Also lmao @claire I’m a Capricorn sun!! ♑️ idk much about astrology but all the Capricorn stuff fits pretty well tbh 🤠🐐

riri

Happy early birthday 🥳🎉

makenzi

Good soup.

B

HELLO IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR SMTH LIKE THIS????

wiggie

stay safe, kimberly 🫂🤍

Effie

Sir. SIR. Excuse me. Ahem. No offense to our master creator here but you are such a little shit lol This was entirely TOO good. It's almost like you're reading our minds or something. How do you do this? The spit? The thighs? The countdown? Ugh, momma needs a minute. Jeeeeeeezus.

wiggie

amy! i’m so sorry :( hugs

Kimberly

you as well Sarah 🫂

sarah 💫

Thanks so much!! 💖

wiggie

happy early birthday, Sarah the Legend™️!

Kimberly

we are for now Amy! thank you 🫂

wiggie

this might make me actually freak out. I am buckled up, buckled in, buckled down 🙂‍↕️

riri

"Bye slut, Good girl" *Cries in poetry* 🪶

Ella

same here kimberly, we truly out here listening while everything burns around us 🥲

Kimberly

we will! thank you Rachel 🫂

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Wowza. Doing donuts in front of my sexual mind palace, sixteen champagnes deep, setting off fireworks two at a time, August standing out of the sunroof shouting "woooooooooHOOOOOOOOO!". Essentially. 🤠

Pomme G Seeds

Edging?? Denial??? JOI????? ive been waiting for this one TURN IT UP!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Kimberly

will do Vi! 🫂🫂

B

more edging audios 2025🗣️🗣️

Kimberly

thank you Alisha! 🫂

alisha 🌱

gabriella, you always have such a way with words; i fully feel teleported to this sexual mind palace of yours and i'm loving it here!! 🥂

Kimberly

we are staying hopeful! thank you Riri! 🫂

Kimberly

will do Wiggie! 🫂🫂

Kimberly

a good break from listening to the news 😭, stay safe as well Ella! 🫂

👻 jho-st 👻

hope you and your loved ones are doing okay 🤍🤍🤍

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omggg happy early birthday, sarah, HBC grannie with a big brain and bigger heart 💗!! I am so sorry he put out a JOI DT to immediately kill you before your birthday, that's so fucked up 😔

👻 jho-st 👻

oh no that's terrible 😔 hope you're doing ok!

phonons

Whoa those tags. Can't wait to listen later after the week I've had I hope those in or around LA are doing ok 💛

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

"really mean" my gasp actually took my breath away. There was no air left in my lungs.

phonons

I'm so sorry. I hope you're doing well

key

oh my god???? this was insane, you’re crazy august…im definitely bouta listen to it again tho so bye

phonons

@Kimberly + Sarah I hope you guys stay safe

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

📝 E S S A Y ~ T I M E 📝 Man, this drops and I genuinely had to get out of bed at 12:15 AM and jump into my usual spot in the living room under the blanket getting ready for the NEW YEAR AUDIO WOHOOOOOO. I am ready to be fed! (Edit: I was not) Dirty talk #24! Such a wholesome number! 24 months of this. 24 months of getting our minds blown by this “stream of conciousness”; we are forever changed! Happy new year! First of all, love the quick description on this. Straight to the point. I love an efficient post 😂😭 The mention of DT #1.. we definitely went back to listen to that one and man, you’re right, it was definitely something! 🫶🏼 “Do you wanna do some edging?!” So casually thrown in there, sir, I am not ready. How does one audio make me feel so … exposed? So… vulnerable?! How does one man yield so much power with his voice? I’m calling the cops on you. “What a good girl”. Ladies, ladies, it’s confirmed, we are starting the year 2025 being good girls! New year resolution achieved! “I’m allowed and you’re not allowed” that, followed by that GIGGLE is diabolical. You 🫵🏼 should be jailed. The sweats are still in season, I see. Please god never let sweats season be over. Anyone else feeling a literal touch whenever he mentions a certain body part or is my house haunted? (Cc: Aughost, welcome home, bb) As someone who was always self-conscious about her legs, hearing that “you know I love those legs” did stuff to my self-esteem. SIR, KEEP GOING 😭😭😭 There is so much “good girl” in this audio I can barely breathe. Never have I ever been so affected by two words but here we are. Let me get my nebulizer I need it brb. “Cuz you’re not gonna touch that pussy until after the audio, right?” The way whatever breath was left my lungs just escaped and left me numb 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 you ladies and gentlesluts better not touch yourselves! The man said so! Okay the *fucking-the-fist* talk is so filthy I am in AWE how classy it still sounds….. like?!!!!!! You’re a menace. “Don’t bite your lip” how did you see me?! 😭😂😭😭😭😭😭 The teasing request? Hello! The straddling?!!!!!! Are we okay?! *slams fist against the table* “pretty girl, hey gorgeous. Hey slut” I threw my phone and I thought I was safe to do so being on a couch but the way it bounced off and fell flat on the floor was kind of poetic to how I literally felt 😭😭😭 The breath work on this one is immaculate what the heck?! Like it was always good but this?! PHEW! “Slap and jiggle it a little” the gasp I GUSPED! Go right ahead, dear sir! “You wanna break me, don’t you?” Yes cuz of the way we are constantly broken by you it’s NOT fair it’s gotta work both ways. Quid pro quo or something. 😭😭😭😭 “How could I resist just burying my face in you from behind? Tasting that pussy and licking that cute little asshole”…………….. you’ve been teasing Anal play for a while, I’ll be Good girl and ask you nicely to please drop THAT audio soon! 😭😭😭 “I’m gonna do something really mean…..” WHAT?! W—-WHAT?!:!!;!;!;!;;!!:!:!:!:!:!:!: WHAT?!!!!!!! AUGUST IN THE FUCKING WINTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!! LET IT RUN WHERE?! WHY WHAT HOW WHEN WHO I … I need to take a break I need to take a break. The fact that this is a two-way show is INSANE! 😭😭😭😭 the teasing from the beginning, to being told what to do?! The pillow humping?! Grinding on the heels are you kidding me?! Man 2025 is shaping up to be one hell of a year if we’re starting like THIS, AUGUST! 😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠 “Don’t let that happen cuz then I’m really gonna punish you, okay?”then THAT breathless giggle.. You’re having fun torturing your listeners today, aren’t ya?😂😭 THE SPIT PLAY is INSANE in this one. More more more of the spit play, both ways giving and receiving! “I’ll be nice, I’ll be nice, do you wanna touch me, do you wanna put your hands on my thighs?” Oh you mean those thick thighs that are gonna be the death of me?! 😭😭😭 COUNT DOWN while GIGGLING are you for real?! I thought you were diabolical but no, this is evil. PURE EVIL! “Don’t touch yourself yet don’t touch yourself cuz the audio is not over yet” ….I hate you jk not really 😭😂 DT#1 who?! THIS IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL! This is a whole different breed (heh) “Bye slut, good girl” I feel personally attacked, where is the “take care”? Hahahaha I am going mad. 🫠🫠😭😭😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Oh my god you are SUCH a brat!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR TRUE FORM!! ✨✨✨✨🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ **five minute interlude to gather my final thoughts** I swear my brain was tingling the entire time. Thank god I got my phone protected cuz I threw it multiple times in efforts to bury my face in my own two hands. You have a way with words and breath work that gets my SPICY SENSES TINGLING (yes, spicy senses cuz we’re dealing with NSFW HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥). You are and always will be a MASTER at your profession! I will always BOW DOWN to that brain of yours. Seriously, who knows how to put insurance on his brain?! (And his lungs maybe for all that breathing?!😭😮‍💨) cuz we need to protect it at all costs! Thank you for the new year meal, now go hydrate, you FREAKIN’ BRAT 😂😭😭😭😭

alisha 🌱

it really has been a long week... hopefully your weekend is an enjoyable one to make up for your week!! 💖

phonons

Happy early birthday! 🥳

YourAuralFixation

Wow... *stares into the distance* That was so mean and I loved every second of it, thank you 😵‍💫😮‍💨🪦 When I tell my partner I enjoy being teased, THIS is what I'm talking about. FFS... 🫠 I've just found your Patreon and it's blowing me away 🔥

makenzi

Gabriellaaaaaa(🥭) RIGHT?? You can fucking HEAR the fun he had with this and it is dev.a.stating. I was grinning the whole time lol Don’t forget to breathe, beautiful.

J

I was like "Ah shit there's a new audio but I'm not gonna be home for a while" but then I saw the edging tag and was like oh cool. Serendipitous 😎

phonons

@alisha and @Gabriella aww, thank you! You guys are so sweet 🧡 Just glad is over and hopefully next week will be better. I hope you both have a great weekend!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

LITTLE SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥 he is a fucking mind reader isn’t he?!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I'll give you this: you definitely recreated (and even surpassed) the frighteningly feral energy of DT #1. Unfortunately for me, I am once again experiencing my DT #1 feeling of "this is so hot, I want to fight a bear, I can never listen to this again" (I have listened to DT #1 approximately [# of grains of sand in an hourglass] times).

alisha 🌱

oh absolutely!! all with tchaikovsky's waltz of the flowers swelling in the background while the fireworks spell out "SLUT" in the sky 🥰 what a perfect mind palace this is

Kimberly

will do! thank you Gabriella 🫂

Kimberly

we are for now! thank you Jo 🫂

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Happy early birthday, Sarah! being called a “pretty girl, gorgeous, a slut” in the same breath is definitely a wonderful bday gift 😭😭

Kimberly

will do! thank you Phonons 🫂

sarah 💫

Thank you all!!!! 🥰💗 @wiggie pffjrjfk STOP 😭🫶🏼 @gabriella grabbing my life alert as we speak, my poor winter soldier granny heart is NOT strong enough 🥲👵🏼

alisha 🌱

i'm still at work and haven't even listened yet; if the THOUGHT of those giggles is already rendering me useless now, then i absolutely know i'm not surviving when i actually hear them 🫡

Elizabeth

Good god August, this one was too good. It might be perfect actually. This is one of the most erotic things I’ve ever heard in my life, full stop. The balance of praise and degradation?? The teasing??? I love how desirable you make the listener feel even if you’re being mean. Phenomenal, five stars.

hexa

oh goodness! i hope you and your loved ones stay as safe as can be! what a scary world. glad we can shut some of it out and teleport to the Augustverse™️ for a slight reprieve.

moira 🎃👻

what. was. that. what. the. fuck. wrecked, ruined, A Mess. pressing play again.

hexa

sarah, you’re the best of the best! happy happy happy hip hip hooray birthday to YOU! 💓

wiggie

you’re just getting a jumpstart!!

Lynne

I was going to listen while my oil was getting changed, but in the first 30 seconds I knew that wasn’t going to work. This DT needs my full attention.

wiggie

“5 more seconds- 10 more seconds! hahah🤭😂😂” suddenly I have a gun /j

Thelnie

Everyone forgot how to count today. Numbers, what are they?

Page Chase

I'm glad you tagged the abrupt ending. Lol.

phonons

Hmm, I still have a few hours left of work and I can't stop thinking about these tags 🙄

wiggie

made the rookie mistake of doing this same thing, phone bluetoothed to my car when they were working on it. 😀 turn off your radios when getting your oil changed, pals!

sarah 💫

@dana AHH I haven’t listened yet but your lil sneak peak is making me loco 😳 who needs the happy birthday song when August’s “names used” list exists?? @hexa thank youuuu that’s so sweet! 🥹 <333

Kimberly

anything for a small break from listening to the news, thank you Hexa! 🫂

DivineFeminine

Happy early birthday Sarah!! 🎂🌸

Amy Untamed

I recently listened to dirty talk #1 after listening to all the others and it does seem different and I wanted to share my views on why (just my perspective 🙂). It sounds like since DT #1 you have learnt a lot more about consent / female pleasure / what women like sexually / sensually. I love DT #1 so this is no disrespect, it just sounds like you’ve definitely tuned into more of the subtleties of what women like (massive generalisation ofc!) and the small things such as asking permission and the way you talk / the praise you give etc. I think #1 was a little more inhibited, which is also super hot. Good work all round. Big love 💜

makenzi

🔫😀

Effie

it's so weird you say inhibited cause I feel the opposite. To me, it feels more uninhibited and physical. But totally agree it was super super hot lol

Ananinha

If my head wasn’t hurting so much I bet this would be so yummy

Lynne

This comment saves lives, Wiggie

kat

bye slut! ✌️😙

Ana

Happy New Year, August! 2025 is the year we finally get an anal audio I feel it in my bones.

Amy Untamed

I meant uninhibited!! Haha I got confused

alisha 🌱

i hope your headache goes away soon! 💖

J

RIGHT? Keeping my fingers crossed...

Sisyrinchium

Literally came in time as soon as I came home! I went into this blind sided just saw edging. Omg! Realll teasing this time smh!! The spitting- jaw dropped that was insane

Effie

oh! Then we concur! lol It was SUPERRRRRR HOT

anna

ok more often than not i comment here mainly for the purpose of entertaining other commenters, because i have clown blood, but this was so good that i come to you on this fine friday with numbered feedback. if i could comment in powerpoint format i would. 1. have always been curious what you would do with a DT that expanded on some of the JOI flare/teases that we get in other DTs, and i feel like you executed that here really well and in a unique/creative way. 2. i can't think of examples but iirc you've said things in the vein of "it's okay if not"/"take your time" before, but i really loved the one here when you ask the listener if they're wet. i could write an essay about the ways women/afab people are pressured to perform sexually in ways that become inhibitive to pleasure. i won’t! but i could. reassuring comments that offset anxiety about performance, taking too long, etc. are so relaxing and enable the listener to really just be in the moment. 3. not sure if you script these or if they’re stream of consciousness/improv, but the candidness is fantastic. the laughter and smiling throughout, "this/that whatever", "twenty more seconds- that's too long to do a countdown". a lot of explicit material/porn can be immersion breaking in that it is so damn serious or otherwise cold. sex is kind of silly! when some silly thing happens during sex the moment of transition between laughing/interacting and returning to sex is really hot and under-represented in nsfw content. i think that's something you do really well in your audios in general but it was excellent in this one. 4. you are a master in describing or otherwise evoking sensory experience. the spit? legendary. i write erotica from time to time and i had a moment of being so impressed with you as another writer/creator that i was like distracted from being horny lmao. 5. this also falls under the performance anxiety reduction category, but there are so many details in this that are both hot and incredibly grounding. saying hi (”hey gorgeous”) to the listener, the commands, describing feeling turned on by the listener. very hot. very grounding. excellent mix. 6. the “ten more seconds” but then continuing to say it after ten more seconds thing reminiscent to the end of the witchy neighbor audio deserves its own bullet. again, another thing that i was kind of like, damn why didn’t i think of that lmao. so good, really hot. anyway yeah this was stupid good. you are very good at this. as a writer, it has been so cool to watch you launch this patreon, experiment, and develop more and more of a unique (and very well executed!) personal style. as a warm-blooded human woman, i have nothing appropriate to say!

michelle

as much as i want to i dont think it would be wise of me to strip naked for you in the middle of my office <\3 my bad i hope u forgive me

Dafina

I’M HONESTLY READY TO JOUST ANYONE, JUST TO HEAR THIS BREEDABLE!AUGUST LAUGH/CHUCKLE

Grace

🤺⚔️

gojoflakes

hi? hello? this was so hot OIL UP RN

rachel 🍓

anna, I love this comment!!! 💗 I could not agree more with points 2 + 3 especially. I also adored the silly candidness of the “20 more seconds—that’s too long” bit + would add that I felt like the countdown “restarting” a few times (imprecisely too!) was in service of everything you said re: reassurance offsetting possible moments of performance anxiety. Like, if listeners are not “there” by the end of the countdown(s), it’s not really relevant bc it’s all part of the teasing/playfulness and not an “expectation” or “requirement” per the “rules” of the audio? That kind of creativity supporting intentionality around variability in the way different listeners experience the audio is remarkably impressive to me! as you said, it really makes it easy to be grounded + in the moment. ✨

Pomme G Seeds

The spitting sent me to another dimension, holy shit. I think I saw Jesus. How dare you but also thank you. Im shaking your hand and filing a restraining order. Get away from me but also keep calling me your pretty girl. Fuck you but also ✨😏fuck you😘✨

sarah 💫

Thank youuu divinefeminine!! 💗

Liz McCombs

August! This first episode of your new JOI DT series was fire! 👀🤞🏼😁(please?!🙏🏼🤲🏼 😂) - Permission🔥perfect dom approach, as usual. - Bossy but not too much🔥because you still can’t tell me what to do. - Self-gratification 🔥 in the fantasy, speaker deserves it after 24 DT audios. 🔥🔥NOT TO MENTION THE PROMOTION OF GIVING OURSELVES SOME LOVE AND MAKING FOLKS FEEL LIKE DIRTY LITTLE QUEEEEEEENSSSS (yaasss 👑 self-care everywhere)🔥🔥 Thanks, A. This was a cool one.

秦词

Happy New Year August! So it’s been 30min since I finished listening to this audio. That’s how long it took for me to come back as a respectful human being, because the dom in my has never domed this dom. I was (still am, a tiny bit) LIVID😭 What IS this WHAT is this what is THIS???????!!!!!!!! This is not edging/teasing. THIS IS PURE PUNISHMENT😭😭😭. Where’s my “some of you are gonna get mad” warning😭😭😭 you fucking brat with your delicious voice😭😭😭. Brat taming isn’t listed the top 10 on my BDSM test result and I just want to chdhsiieicugycifodkendbdb. I’m going to neeeeed at least 10 sub August audios to get over this😭😭😭

kenna

happy early bday sarah !!!!!

Peony

Happy early birthday!

nasa 🧸

the spitting. that was so mean I love it

rae

Yeah no this is the best DT and it is not even close

rae

THANK YOU AUGUST

sarah 💫

Thank you all!!!! 🥹💝

Elizabeth

I’m back once again. The spit has me clawing at the walls. I’m chewing glass. Do it again <3

sarah 💫

gonna make the spit sound @ 19:59 my new ringtone jesus FUCKING HELL

erin 💕

Pillow humping girlies unite!

Effie

Ok, I have given this way too much thought, but I think I've finally figured out what DT1 does differently from all the other DTs. In DT1, August is engaged in the pleasure of what he's thinking about. In the others, he's engaged with what the audience is thinking about what he's saying. DT1 is pure self-indulgent pleasure. That's what makes it so damn good.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

OMG yessssss. I’m still waiting for that self-indulgent tier to drop by the way. Any day now, August.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Thanks for the time stamp! Would be funny if Patreon had that YouTube feature of “✨Most Played” moment in a certain audio and it’s just a PEAK at that timestamp 😂😂😭😭😭💦💦

sarah 💫

Lizzzzz omg I *knew* you’d go crazy w me at the [JOI] tag CAN U BELIEVE IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!! 🎉 also hoooly shit a JOI DT series would put me in the fricken ground ⚰️ (I need it expeditiously)

MichaelCeraVe

I really admire the creativity here....the straddling, the spit, the delaying of the end of the audio, plus both parties being so tempted to break the rules ...it's all delicious. Great work. No notes. Actually one note....are people humping their pillows wet and naked? And he just spit all over it....seems unhygienic? I always wondered about that.

sarah 💫

Agree agree agree w everything Anna, esp the writing/story aspect of the DTs. I feel like it’s so glaringly clear that August has major case of Writer Brain and like you said, sometimes the ✨world building✨ is just as hot as the sexy stuff 🧠 📝 the way he lures us into a stream-of-consciousness narrative that still has a clear direction/“story” upon which he keeps building and building, all the while performing such authentic hunger for the listener character is…..absolutely wild. They need to put him in a lab and do some tests or something 😓

sarah 💫

Need to make a cheesy YouTube edit of all the spit sounds in August’s audios 🤠💦

Liz McCombs

We have been heard. So… so… just so heard. 🤞🏼for more 🥂

JammyJam

Not me kicking all my pillows and blanket off the bed… That was a TON of information packed into such a short description! Definitely feels like we’re off to a fantastic start this year! So maybe this audio is a post test to August's Good Girls/Sluts Experiment. It tests the Augustian response among a representative sample of consenting adults. By listening to August's audios, participants learned to react to subtle changes in August's voice (including but not limited to his tone, intonation, choice of words, mood, etc.), triggering behaviors such as giggling, kicking their feet, involuntary body movements, and making noises. In this post test audio, the abovementioned reflexive responses were clearly observed when the neutral stimulus, i.e. August's voice, was presented. When combined with effective instructions, the stimulus successfully elicited strong behavioral and emotional responses from participants. Therefore, participant(s) should be considered as well-conditioned good girls/sluts, and the test was a major success. Further observation will be needed to explore any long-term effects of the experiment. Seriously though… a couple of times I was thinking/doing things and immediately he was like "yes do this" or "don't do that"… what have you done to us August…

Lynne

Two fingers down my spine undid me.

hexa

i feel like August must have *known* that spit sound was good. im imagining a silent “heck yeah” nod after laying that one down.

sarah 💫

He HAS to know, bet he gave himself a silent fist bump 👊🏼🙄 you can practically *hear* a lightbulb turn on milliseconds before “I’m gonna do something really mean” GODDD💡

hexa

gaaaaah💡and he did. it was mean. (keep the fist-bump-worthy spit coming!)

em

august. i can’t do this anymore. YOUR VOICE IS KILLING ME

nasa 🧸

"now be a good girl and listen to instructions, okay?" 🫠🫠🫠

Jada M

I think this is the most mindful JOI ive ever heard?? This will sound very odd but sometimes i forget that physical pleasure is really in the body so i think redirecting attention to areas that i dont normally service really locked me into more heightened sensing?? Idk if this makes sense LOL but yea…also very body positive in a way??? Idk i really appreciate the new territory bc it opens me up to things like this that i havent tried before and it was *really* good. Sometimes you just need to be a lil depraved as a treat i think haha

♡︎𝒶𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒶♡︎

August. Thank you. I just- JUST got off work (it's my first 12 am shift... kms 🙂) and this was such a pleasant surprise. Anyways. Yeah.. thank you

Emily

I know everyone comes here to overshare so at this point fuck it, but I've never experienced anything like this 🫣 I've never felt so wild before 🧸 thanks August

C

After every single, quick “dont touch yourself”, I would ALMOST touch myself. He was ON TOP of it reminding it and ugh- Do men like this exist irl? Asking for myself.

roxy

The giggles and the little shit energy in this 😤🫣 how dare you, sir. And the spitting??? 🪦🪦 here lies me, in my grave 🪦🪦

✨Vi✨

OH MY GAWD August, sir, you definitely had your fun🫠🫠So bratty SO SMUG, DIABOLICAL🫠🫠🫠 I melted. It's really nice of you to remind me to follow the instructions because the experience……holy taco bell…… “-I am allowed and you are not allowed- :)” My face: 😦 “-keep away. *giggles*” aUGusT???? SiR!!!!!!! “Don’t you wanna tease me a little?” Bro I told you 😭stop reading my mind shxjsbxusnsi🫠 “How could I resist……But I resist-” I was so MAD but at the same time so turned on- and then the SPIT????????????!!!!??? THE COUNTDOWN- Excuse me while I die⚰️

✨Vi✨

The light bulb🤣lmao

Effie

Not in my experience lol Our August is a unicorn.

✨Vi✨

Tag: [JOI] In the audio: dont touch it, be good, keep away, don't do that before we are done with the audio YOUUUUUUUUU🫵

🌀

read the tags n comments im so excited to listen to this im shaking gonna throw up and scream maybe

hc

Hey so. Umm. This was insane. Happy new year to me?? And happy fucking new year to you August. Holy shit. You deserve to have the most wonderful 2025 from this audio alone. I think my body ascended to a higher plane. I am incredibly excited and a little scared for all the audios to come this year 🙈 Thank you for the work you put into these as always 🫶

spoon 🪐

um so this was the hottest audio ever…??? istg i haven’t heard better this is my favorite

spoon 🪐

condescending + instructional YUPPPPPPPP 🤭

🌀

updste im shaking and im lspx ognvnvm mvjfbx I GUCKING LOVE THISSS

Meech

thank you jesus amen

mcs

such a simple concept, but this felt…wow, intrusive, in a good way? i expect every audio to have a decent 4th wall and i can do whatever but this one?? had my phone practically on the different side of the room atp and god, i was laughing in frustration. like stop increasing the time and stop trying to read what i’m doing 😭

🌀

ok im more composed now i think but im just gonna say this is THE audio of 2025. like this is amazing holy hell dude

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@Hexa OF COURSE he knows it! Do you not hear his GIGGLES! 😭😂😂 @Sarah: definitely silent fist bump or a self pat on the back smh 😭

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

It’s embarrassing to already know I’ll be returning to this audio MULTIPLE times in the next couple of days alone… 🫠

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

August is the biggest brat in this goddamn Patreon and he KNOWS IT! 😭😭🫠🫠🫠 this audio was OOZING brat-energy.

Thelnie

Me looking around my car like uhhhhhh I’m using my imagination on this one.

秦词

So mad and so turned on fr

Aali

Omg as soon as you allowed us to ride something, my whole body went feral, I’ve never felt like that from an audio

Bri

Now THIS is the way to start a year off, fucking hell. I keep adding audios to my favourites and not actually moving any others down so honestly it's pointless at this juncture. Just gonna have to listen to them all, all over again. Shame. This was *delicious* in all the best ways, and soooo mean when we were being so ✨good✨. I get and respect the reasoning behind not talking through it but come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn 😂 dying over here! The occasional mentions of wanting do to X to the listener despite the agreed upon 'no touching' (which btw I didn't agree to but whatevs) was such a great way of breaking the frustration and escalating things psychologically before BAM taking it all away again. Loved the unseriousness in places, like the laughs or the magically increasing countdown 😂. I think it's an important reminder that sex (with a partner or with yourself) - no matter how dommy the vibe, no matter how involved the fantasy, should always simultaneously be fun. Loved it loved it pleeeease make more like this 🙏🏼 P.s. 19:58 is BONKERS and I am HERE FOR IT.

wiggie

just lookin out for you guys🤩

Bri

The number of 'good girls' sprinkled throughout eased any concern I had that it wouldn't be said again in this audio 😂

Anna

This is diabolical ❤️ Low key hoping for more JOI in 2025, would love to hear you do something with similar vibes to this but not completely hands-off (please) Personally I think the Dirty Talks have reached a new level in the last 6 months or so. #19 and #20 fully converted me. I think August sounds more comfortable? playful? compared to the early ones. And maybe counterintuitive but the DT pacing seems more restrained and thoughtful, while there's no formal plot there is a narrative and building tension. I used to skip the DTs but now they are some of my favourites that I return to

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The DTs are like a sexual cryptic crossword, a sexy mental workout? I can try things out, figure out ways to achieve particular ends, chew on why I like something so much, build mental fortitude, etc etc. On top of all that, they make me lose my fucking mind. Spectacular, delightful, love the DTs. I hadn't ever engaged with any JOI stuff before, and I fear you unlocked something. This was a particularly interesting sexperiment. Things learned/gained with this one: 💡 I will always be brought back to myself by “I want you to be a good girl”. In fact, the idea of being a “reeeeeally good girl” made me ecstatic. Something terrible is about to happen, yay!!! 💡 Like DT #20, this makes me appreciate the ways a partner or partners can be amplifiers for my own feelings? Teasing me is teasing you is teasing me is teasing you, I feel both my and your desire to finally FUCKING FINALLY touch it. That's so hot! Must do more research on JOI 👀 💡 I got to really lean into my proclivity for goodie two shoes subbiness here which was such a treat. It made me consider why I am that way to begin with. I think it’s something to do with malicious compliance. Within the strict boundaries of this little game, I will follow instructions perfectly. I will concoct the most DELECTABLE version of the vision possible for me at the time. I want my goodness to elicit evil, decompensation, lunacy. 💡 Having said that, I was soooooooooooooooooo curious about the punishment. *slides you a crisp $1 bill* Feel free to describe it next time. 💡 The utter delight of wanting someone so so so bad, you must construct ways to not have them. So fun. I love that stuff!!! 💡 I was so glad when you finally offered a drooling instruction, I wasn’t sure what to do, I was going to drown in my own spit. As I’m typing this, I’m having a Pavlovian response, and it’s happening again. So that’s cool. 💡 Fellatio Freak feelings… I was Not Happy about not being allowed to touch it and the descriptions were….. Excellent job generating desperation!!!! I was going through it!!!!! I was very much trying my bestest to maintain composure. I literally started whimpering when you mentioned stroking yourself over me, pre-cum and spit almooooooooost hitting me, but you probably wouldn’t let it omgggggg even typing it, I- [twelve blowguns sound off, I collapse to the ground] 💡 You do such a good job of balancing conviction and playfulness. @anna has already said this beautifully, but yeah, giggling during is so affirming. It's nice knowing the other person is giddy and also having a good time! 💡 Special mention: the “OR‼️‼️” between rough yourself up and worship yourself was SO FUNNY. Anyway, I loved this. This was so so fun. The DTs are always fun, but this was like… I was giggling and wiggling my toes on my knees in excitement. What’s going to happen, what’s he going to do to me??? Overjoyed, stupid, dumb dumb face. Your voice sounded so good (I hope you don’t tire of hearing that, it just DOES, I’m SORRY). Objectively, you must be tried at The Hague for the spit sound. Congrats on two years of DTs! I thought they sounded fun when when I subscribed, but I had no idea they would become my monthly one way ticket to outer space. They’re very precious to me and have helped me learn so much! Thank you and Happy New Year, August! 💗

✨Vi✨

*slamming the table with my fist* HE KBOWS IT GAHHHHHHHAHHHHH “Don't you wanna break me;)” I went: WOOOOOFH Dana send HELP😭SOS @Dana

amy

i’m ok! thank you guys sm!

moira 🎃👻

Happy early Birthday, Sarah!! Not to get too corny, but I think you do a lot to make this space really wonderful and kind and I’m just very appreciate of you!! 💖 I hope you have a super wonderful day cutie!!

makenzi

Peer reviewed and everything

sarah 💫

Moiraaaaa that’s so sweet what in the world 🥺❤️ I always appreciate your contributions to this space too!!! 💞🌽 you’re so kind, tysm lovely!!

moira 🎃👻

this is now my fourth time listening to this in the last like, 12 hours, and I now have tiny bruises on my arms from where my top and bottom teeth were sinking into it. That’s how feral this made me… so yeah 🫠🥲 thankyoupleasecanihaveanother

kenna

I’m just gonna say that this is probably the hottest dt you’ve ever done. like what the fuckkkk happy new year to me!?

Katie

lol it ok nothing left in my brain

samrassic park

August: “I love the way you dress” Me in my sweatpants and hoodie in the kitchen washing dishes: 🧍

rachel 🍓

First audio of 2025 and you’ve already released the [edging]-focused DT of my dreams! This also feels like a big ol’ alley-oop play using stuff we’ve been collectively manifesting in comments lately!!! 🏀🤩 As a reformed Type A Valedictorian, the only thing hotter to me than the way you establish the “no touching” rules at the outset in this (“Be a good girl and listen to instructions, okay?”) is the puckish little cracks in your composure as the scenario unfolds. The playful challenges to the Listener (“Don’t you wanna tease me?”) -> confessions of temptation to shirk your own rules (“I just wanna rub my spit into your clit with my fingers or into your ass, but I’m not going to because you’re being such a good girl and I don’t want to fuck this up.”) -> eventually practically begging L to be a co-conspirator in breaking your discipline (“I want you to make me wish we’d never done this stupid thing and that I was just balls deep inside you right now”) is SO fucking hot and builds out this thrilling experience of being intensely desired. I’m dizzy at the idea of no touching of L being challenging for both parties involved!❤️‍🔥 Atp I’ve yapped ad nauseam about [edging] in comments of DT #14 + Witch Potion, but because it’s a focus, I need to briefly reaffirm how fucking much I adore the way you approach it + [denial]. Again, there’s this steadfast dedication to maximizing intensity/pleasure for the edgee more so than any real sadism on the part of the edger? Like, the motivation is less about the Dom’s ego and more about curating the Sub’s experience? There’s something extremely erotic about that kind of attention + trust + care imo!!! Highlights: - Referencing the comment section of an audio in a DT feels like the new referencing an audio in a DT. Feeling very Perceived as a regular, can’t-shut-the-fuck-up commenter—but in a good way? Idk I found that fun! - “I love the way you dress, but…” hit me like a semi-truck. Why is that one of the hottest things I’ve ever heard you say??? - “You are teasing me. And you’re doing such a good job. You’re doing *such a good job.*" Pouring one out for my fellow bratty/subbier switches also annihilated by this ‘being a bit of a brat is actually part of being a Really Good Girl’ dynamic. 🫗💚 - Everyone’s said it, but 19:50-20:12. Bars!!!! 🎶🎤🥵 - Realllyyy enjoying the Speaker touching themselves in this + Corny Holiday Romcom…24:23-24:52 had me biting a pillow!!! - your silly [countdown] >>> any serious [countdown], one of my fave flavors of O control too! - Am I the only one that wasn’t ready for this to end? Felt like a marathon runner at a 5k… I’d be game for you to be even “meaner” with the [edging] is what I’m saying??? 🫣🏃🏻‍♀️💨 I hope this is just the beginning of exploring [JOI] audios for you bc I really loved this. A new go-to in the DT Collection. Looking forward to the year ahead! Thanks, August! 💖

bunny

I wish August was real😩

natalie

words cannot describe the hold this man has over me!!!! his voice and the things he says and the way he says them makes me feral. this was absolutely amazing, I loved every second of it

guilty_ofloey

“don’t let that happen cause then i’m really gonna punish you” and what if i misbehaved WHAT THEN.

Koi

Took the words right outta my mouth

Daisy Michelle

Why don’t YOU🫵 take that “BYE slut” and shove it!!! For I have truly ascended 🪽

malika.

Happy, happy early birthday, lovely sarah! You are such a gem and so incredibly kind-hearted 💕 I hope that you have that the most gorgeous birthday with an immense amount of love, you wonderful human being 🥳 🎉

kenna

I’m back here byeee. don’t ask me how many times I’ve listened in the past 24 hours

whiskey 🍒

the way all of our souls just collectively ascended to slut paradise. august, you happy little freak, you.

whiskey 🍒

update: i'm actually dead and writing this from the good girl after life. take care, sluts✌️

shayrs

So like…..were we all collectively gaslit with that countdown at the end?

sarah 💫

MALIKA!!! You’re an absolute sweetheart oh my lord, it’s always such a treat to see your brightness in the comments☀️😭🫵🏼 thank you for such sweet words and wishes!! 💞💘

Sarah

The spit 🫠

phonons

I feel like chewing a baseball bat after listening to this. We've given you too much power 😩 Also, umm... for future audios with spitting, I wouldn't be opposed if said activity sounded like it did here. Not that it didn't sound good before, but there was something soo visceral about the way it was done in this DT🫣... Time to find that baseball bat

phonons

Seconding what you said about generating desperation! This audio got me so riled up, I was ready to throw hands

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

“You can play with your tits now” Me: *softly* “thank you, sir” I am freaking driving I’m not even anywhere near doing any of that, but this DT is magic!! Mind-controlling, that it got me literally saying that OUT LOUD smh

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

“20 more seconds then the audio is over” with over 3 minutes to spare. This is a throwback to the “10 more thrusts” and “10 more seconds” that never were *ten* August your concept of counting is out of this world LOL cuz we are suffering because of this 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

Pie 🥧

The amount of praise kink that this audio has make me just melt. Haha. I never knew I had it till recently and this is just 👌. This is so hot, omg anazing job August.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Damn, didn't even make it two weeks into the new year.... (also hi, I hope you're doing well!!! 💖)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes yes and yes. But most of all, absolutely was not ready for it to end, was very prepared to indulge in the most delicious psychological torture for an unreasonable amount of time. Also, "the motivation is less about the Dom’s ego and more about curating the Sub’s experience" totally! And the material being poured into the sub's well of pleasure is how badly the Dom wants you which encourages even more extreme goodness/brattiness (dependent on your perspective) which intensifies how much the Dom wants the sub so on and so forth until everyone is insane! It's too good!! And also very intense. Even having listened to it a couple times already, I was blushing relistening this morning? So intimate, so much focused attention, so intensely desired 😳 (also omg screaming crying throwing up over your new pfp, gorg! 😍)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@phonons it's good he's going to the gym. I fear in 2025 we'll have to finally duke it out, this is getting out of hand!

DivineFeminine

Woo Hoo! Two years of dirty talks. 🙌 24 audios that display an enthralling command of the English language & every month I still can’t wrap my head around them. 🤯⚡️ I have more favorites than I can count, that naming an all-time favorite feels impossible. But if there’s a DT that has truly been - and I don’t say this lightly - indelible, it’s DT 1. There’s one particular part towards the end that lingers in my mind to this day. TO. THIS. DAY. & No matter how many [redacted] times I’ve listened to it, it still sends magic down my spine, easily…one of the sexiest things I’ve ever heard. I think part of what makes DT 1 sound SO otherworldly (besides the scruffy voice 😮‍💨) is the intense appetency. It’s magnetic. It draws you in. & down the abyss we go, letting the depth consume us. But I hesitate to call it my all-time favorite because we get gems like DT 24 that leave you discombobulated, lying on your bed staring at the ceiling. A teasing, edging JOI that truly illuminates the senses…but no touching! 🚫🙅 -“I want you to be a really good girl for me today…but how many times have I said that, right?” Speaking for myself BUT it doesn’t get old, like at all. 🔁 -“You wanna see my stroke my cock for you? I’m allowed & you’re not allowed” Ahhh, rules for thee, not for meee. *Gazes respectfully* 👀Love the moody sweetness in this. -I always enjoy the giggling between words, it’s light. It’s fun. It’s playful. ✨🤸‍♀️ -“I’m gonna do something really mean” *SPITS* OH?! OHHHHHH?!‼️⚠️🫠🥵 -“Open your mouth and look at me. Look at me” I love the directness that pulls the listener into the moment. It just commands a certain attention. -“Don’t let your hands touch your pussy. Don’t let that happen cause then I’m really gonna punish you.” *This* piques my curiosity, what’s on the other side? What happens? It sounds tempting to let the hands wander. I think my curiosity would get the best of me. -“I’m just gonna explode all over your face” ✨Glazed donut skin✨🍩 This was insanely good! Fingers crossed for more JOI audios this year. 🤞 Thanks August! & Happy 2025!

Thelnie

It would be funny if the only character who ends up counting correctly in the augustverse is some math professor because he can’t bring himself to be silly with counting.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

A professor or… a tuuuuuutor? 👀 Maybe that’s how numbers work in the Augustverse😂😭 their 10s are like our 30s?

phonons

I've been doing kickboxing for a little while. I'll be ready 🥊

wiggie

unrelated but I am in love with your pfp, he’s so babygirl🤭🥰

alisha 🌱

omg rachel, your new pfp is stunning!! so elegant with pops of fun colours and patterns!! 💖

rachel 🍓

@Gabriella 🥭 omg I felt like a bit of a freak saying I wanted to Suffer for My Art for a biiiit longer, so feeling v validated knowing you were ready and willing for more too! I actually experienced a surge of bratty frustration at the “bye, slut!” (do it again, August 👹) + had to run it back immediately!!! ⏮️ And exactly!!! I had our convo around these ideas on DT #14 in mind as I wrote that part of my comment + I’m hearing similar D/s symbiosis of desire dynamics in this DT too. Your point about “extreme goodness/brattiness (dependent on your perspective)” is such a great lens… it has me reflecting on the “that’s not the only way to be a good girl, you know?” comment during the grinding part. I love that, in contrast to the hyper-specificity of the no touching rule, everything else around what it means to be a Really Good Girl in this feels so… expansive? And maybe that comes from his paramount priority/desire for us to feel successful in the endeavor of being a Really Good Girl, however that looks/sounds/feels for us—of course, as long as we abide by the no touching! Like, despite how desperate he seems to break by the end, his commitment to “not fucking it up” for L outweighs his own need… cool, cool, cool (I’m feeling fucking insane!!!). 💖 thank youuuu and @DivineFeminine both for the sweet pfp compliments! 💌 I was feeling a change for the new year, and although I’m still a bit too shy to join the gang of gorgeous, full faces (gobsmacked every time I open this app and see that vibrant green + your glowy skin, @Gabriella 🥭! 🤩), I figured after divulging my most ardent freaky thoughts in the DT #23 comments, folks can handle a glimpse of my mug!🪞🥸

rachel 🍓

@alisha 🌱 thank you so much omg I’m so flattered, such a big compliment coming from you + your beautiful visual artist brain! 🫶🏼🥰

sarah 💫

Rachel!!!!! First off, loveeee the new gorgeous pfp 🤩 secondly, bless you for pointing out the way he invites the other person to eventually break down his resolve UGH that taunting, almost daring aspect is so frickin hot it drives me up the wall. Also totally agree re: the edging having more to do with making a more pleasurable, gratifying experience for the sub instead of the dom wielding “power” over the situation. Denial has never felt so generous!! Ugh dude this DT ended simultaneously entirely too soon and also not soon enough jfc. The desperation he built w the whole “you’re not gonna touch yourself until the audio’s over right?” element made for such a RAVENOUS listening experience, the mix of relief + disappointment at finally finishing the audio had me going nutso 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

THANK YOU for the fellatio freak feelings + drooling representation Gabriella 😔 the entire “talking about BJ/facefucking” portion had me chewing my arm off, the possibility of being spat on + “would that help you, slut?” ohhdhdejdjdj im gonna frEAK OUT‼️ also love your point about a partner amplifying your own pleasure/feelings, totally 100% see that too! I think that’s a key reason why [JOI] is one of my fave kinks. It’s like you become an extension of their desire and need for you, like they want you so bad they can’t help but use you as a puppet (AHHH possible “names used” alert 🚨) to do to yourself what they want to. That cyclical fuel of exercising need and hunger, through instruction and obedience, is so goddamn hot I’m gonna drive my car into a lake 🤕

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

😭 holy molyyyyy. gonna pull the speechless card on this one bc i truly have nothing to add just 🥰🥰🥰😍🥹🥲😏🌨️💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫⭐️‼️‼️‼️‼️

rachel 🍓

@sarah 💫 ahhh thank you so much! ✨ god I LOVE your characterization of it being “taunting, almost daring” YES akljklg it’s SO! HOT! it adds a little competitive edge to the playful vibe of this that I absolutely adore! 😍 I think the sub’s pleasure > dom’s power/“generous” denial is the secret sauce of the “meaner” Mdom August stuff for me (like DT #22)! Listener’s gratification is reliably at the core of the experience, even when the acts include withholding from them! I can’t get enough of that!!! I really hope he does another [edging] + [JOI] audio if only bc I wanna hear if he’ll use the end of the audio as the “finish line” again (relief + disappointment is *the* duality of this DT) or something else. I feel like he could get super creative with it… like, making us think we’re close to a… “goal post” and then continuing to… move it… a few times as the audio progresses, until finally, we reach it/get talked through it??? 👀 idk just one little idea (I know I’m sick + twisted 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️)!!!

rachel 🍓

a ky emoji parade is an exceedingly appropriate response to this one imo!!!!! 💖

sk

nobody does it like you seriously

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Physically, I was a person in the world today. Mentally, I was still at the facial, wondering if I'd have to call animal control on myself 🐺. And yes, it's SOOOOO hot, puppet is spot-on. There's magic in that ability to both totally deny yourself someone while also being totally in control of them, so you have them completely. It's Schrodinger's (pussy)cat!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I love this idea so much, being a Really Good Girl being expansive. Yes, one of the prerequisites of this whole thing is the Dom's unshakeable belief in the Goodness of the Girl. So this game is just an opportunity to show off, goodness or brattiness, using whichever creative pathways that feel good for the sub that day. Also omg, whenever I start talking about this audio again, immediately I'm on the precipice of madness, immediate cattle prod to the skull. It's not okay!!! Speaking of not okay.... what in the world are you proposing (it's brilliant, I need it, choose your own adventure three possible endings what 🌋)?!

sarah 💫

Before I start breaking furniture and smashing plates in crazed joy for this audio, I wanna offer a brief CONGRATS to successfully driving us positively batshit for 2 years w these DTs. Conjuring up such intimate, raw, unscripted!!! fantasies for 24 months straight is such a testament to your imagination/skill with harnessing + performing sensuality, it’s actually crazy. Ok back to our regularly scheduled rabid barking 🐶🥴 • This DT felt like the ultimate master class in restraint, obedience, and most of all: anticipation. I think a lot of male-made erotica focuses on the immediate, physical gratification of sex (which can also be hot ofc) and the languid pace in this, the building tension, drawn out + sustained ache, and savoring desperation feels so rare and delish. • Lighting a candle at the Holy Trinity of [JOI] [Denial] + [Edging] 🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️denial from a partner is hottt but denying + teasing YOURSELF at their command is a whole new level of submission. It takes a certain trust + intimacy for both to *know* the other has your pleasure in mind/will follow the rules. The direct JOI was 🤠🦅🤯😳 perfection AS EXPECTED and had me clawing at the walls, I sincerely hope this is just the start of a JOI 2025 🙌🏼 • “You wanna break me, don’t you?” + “make me wish I’d never had this idea, cmon show me” - ohhhhghgv I’m bashing my head into a wall‼️ https://imgur.com/a/9Ttp8Jl that outright, daring invitation to be challenged and proven wrong is SUCH a great tactic to tease out obedience in brats, ur INSANE. • I wanna chain myself to a rocket every time I hear the “you can claw at my thighs if you need to” + “make me feel just how bad you want it/you gonna make me hurt?” bit 🚀 sooo obsessed w entangling pleasure w pain + the idea of being moved to hurt bc something is just so infuriatingly good omfg 😵‍💫 (sidenote: was anyone else reminded of the ICONIC “you wanna hurt me?” line from the V Day audio during this part?? 🫠) • huuuuge mega fan of the brief hair playing + influx of face stuff (chin holding, cheek caressing, FACIALS)!! that tenderness juxtaposed against denial and [no touching] is suchhh a perfect swirl of sweet n salty🍦 • Lastly, the mouth sounds in this one were extra…juicy? Idk if it was the editing or the mic but the little swallows and inhales/grunts sounded so FULL and lush. I SHANT….bring up the spit (again) but just know I’m gonna remember that sound on my goddamn deathbed ⚰️ (also I think this is the first DT to have “SFX”??? feel free to keep em coming 👀) Thank you so much for this absolute blast and a half, I am SOO beyond stoked w the first (but hopefully not last?) official, direct [JOI] audio in the ACU 🥳 I’m terrified (positive) of what 2025 will bring 🥂

nikolais 6th abs

the fact that i listen to these to fall asleep 😋😋 CONGRATS ON 2 YEARS!!!!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

DON’T mention him, my personal Nosferatu, Boyfriend’s Best Friend 🧄!! Omgggg yes, the desire to “destroy” the thing that’s driving you to insanity. Because if you don’t introduce a little pain, you may just die from the frothing-mouthed ecstasy. Which is one of the points of edging: helping you lose your mind using little barriers so you don’t lose it too quickly. Yeah, the thighs part elicited ideas I don’t know how to classify. My first thought was, “big mistake”. Is it bratty or extremely good that I wanted to match pillow humping rhythm to how I’d move my hands over his thighs? Or touch them the way I would during a blowjob? I don’t know, and I frankly don’t care. By that point, I was in Puppet Mode, I don’t know that woman. And yes, I’m also LOVING the increase in face stuff, and it was another good conduit for sexiness aggression! Such a pretty girl, but also using the pad of your palm to push someone’s head back? I’m becoming insane again oh god 😵‍💫

rachel 🍓

count me in on the hip hip hooray for 2 YEARS of DTs! 🎉 they are the reason I signed up for the Patreon (thank you, DT #10 for being *too* tempting to continue depriving myself of a subscription in 2023 omfg 😵‍💫) + are some of my most beloved AITW content these days! long live the Dirty Talks! 🫡🥁👏🏼 I love your description of the pace/tension and totally agree w your point re: immediate gratification + how this stands out bc of that difference! I think it’s same, same but different as to why I’m such a fan of the non-PIV stuff too? The “roadmap” of an encounter feels like it has a bit more space to meander! lighting a candle w you for the Unholiest (positive) of Holy Trinities [JOI] + [Denial] + [Edging] 🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🕯️!!! can’t wait to take cummunion (@Gabriella 🥭, I think that’s your wordplay genius? haha) again. 🤞🏼 JOI is a 2025 “In” 🤞🏼 +1000 to more face stuff, oh my god (@Gabriella 🥭 the palm -> forehead thing had me rabid, like whAT tHe FuCk WAS THAT!!! 🐺) + “juicy” mouth sounds, especially SPIT-RELATED 😀👍🏼

rachel 🍓

🏷️ [Choose Your Own Denial], [No Orgasm?], [Ruined Orgasm], [Multiple Orgasms] 🧭🗺️ (okay I’ll stop now lmao).

Chris Cox

What a way to start 2025! It was definitely a mistake listening before I left for work. 😳🤣 That ending... fucking diabolical. 🤯🫠🫠

WriterGirl

Really loved the liberal use of “good girl” in this one! Even though I may or may not have actually been good. 😉

Bindi

The holidays were hard thank you for the much needed laughter

Jillian 🌷

Hey um just wondering what the fuck

sarah 💫

@Gabriella deepest apologies for mentioning he who shall not be named 🫢🌹 that one needs to come w a surgeon general’s warning istg. PRECISELY U GET IT it’s almost like a matter of pride? How *dare* you think you’re about to dish out that much mind-numbing bliss without paying for it, bustah 🤨💰 OH GOD your thoughts re: thigh touching matching the pillow rhythm ahhhfflejdks [sounds of me falling down the stairs into a pile of broken glass] that is too good. Once I heard his warning to be careful bc grabbing onto thighs would put us in the LAP ZONE⁉️ insta-hypnosis eyes, game over, Pup*pet* Mode activated 🫡 Yesss face stuff also feels like an anchor imo, esp during roughness? Like despite what your bodies are doing, there’s a tender, vulnerable softness between your face and their palm (or!!!! more roughness mayhaps *cough slapping + spitting cough*)

adrian ⛓️

currently battling the flu rn and thought i hallucinated this audio

sarah 💫

@rachel YES DT 10 is a classic you have such great taste 😌🙌🏼 I’m truly so amazed at the timeless, consistent quality of the DTs like?? The dude churns out such vivid, lush fantasies off the goddamn cuff MONTHLY it’s wild. EXACTLY totally agree re: non PIV stuff, there’s so much more time/space to savor the journey from point A to B 🗺️ and then halfway you’re like hey where were we going anyway? DOESN’T MATTER! 🤭 and lmaosjsd yes I think “cummunion” is a @Gabriella original😍 THE PALM/FOREHEAD THING MADE MY JAW DROP WHAT THE HELL!!?!? ✋🏼🤕 that slow, sure, gentle display of force mixed w the soft meanness + denial made me go fricken cross eyed holy lord above 🥲

malika.

Hope you feel better really, really soon, adrian 💕

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Ladies, this year is for JOI, cummunion, (hehe, thank you to the Demon for the brain worms 😈), juicy mouth sounds, and fluids!!!! Sloppy New Year, everyone! Also omgomg, @rachel, iconic to be roped in by DT #10. I think it made me so bananas the first time, I just wrote a couple words. Damn, you're always giving me homework 🤓. And ditto on the no-PIV stuff, and I love that idea of taking the scenic route, leading to unexpected and delightful detours! "Where are we going anyway?" exactly lololol yes! It doesn't matter, but we'll keep passing the coherent stick back and forth until we reach the stratosphere!!! "Yesss face stuff also feels like an anchor imo, esp during roughness? Like despite what your bodies are doing, there’s a tender, vulnerable softness between your face and their palm (or!!!! more roughness mayhaps *cough slapping + spitting cough*)" Okay okay okay. [driving onto a frozen lake, immediately falling into the icy waters, but then also to the core of the Earth and being incinerated immediately] Yeah, you're so right... 🥴

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I'm trying to find new words for how upset this one is making me, and the best I can come up with is that I feel like Batman. Everyone thinks I'm Bruce Wayne (a functional human person), but that's a mask and I'm actually Batman (a Slut™️). No one knows how brave I'm being each day pretending to be Bruce Wayne 🦇😭

sarah 💫

Oof same here, it’s going around like crazy! I hope you feel better soon and get lots of rest Adrian!! 💌

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Sarah, I SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED LMDAOJKAJSDISOAFDAJ. There is no better embodiment of how I feel about him, and I *KNOW* you get it!!!!! *rocking back and forth in bed*. "Naughtysferatu" lmaoooo your attention to detail must be applauded 👏🏿

beef island

WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna

“Bye slut” WHAT THE FUCK (positive connotation)

Julie

Sir, I would just like to tell you that you have a lot of (former/former-ish?) Naudihos here now and as newbies we want to know what your fans call themselves.

rachel 🍓

Welcome! 💐✨ the community here will sometimes refer to ourselves as Horny Book Club or HBC! My understanding is that it’s a nod to the vibe of the discussion of audios in comments here (if any more veteran patrons have anything to add or the origin story, please chime in!). Hope you have a blast going through the back catalogue of DTs/Exclusives, there are some real treasures to be enjoyed! 🎧💖

Julie

LOVE IT! Thank you!!

Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)

I just appreciate that this is already consistent with the lies I tell my friends and family when I talk about the friends I have made through audio erotica 🩷

Cristal ✨

Same here. Our fearless leader @sabina just recruited us and now we’re all here in shambles 🥲

Cristal ✨

Julie bb 🫂🥰😘✨

Julie

🥰🥰🥰

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

@Cristal Omg, lmfaooo. I take my calling as a missionary very seriously! I'm happy to have found a place we can call home, this is such a lovely community. I didn't expect August to ruin us all but here we are (thank you, sir). 🥹❤️

sarah 💫

Whoo, welcome! 🧺 @rachel is spot on, HBC/horny book club (coined by @ky, another user!) is an “unofficial” moniker for the community; the comments usually feel like sitting around a book circle losing our shit at whatever latest chapter of hell he’s chosen to unleash (positive) ❤️‍🔥📚 I’ll also sometimes playfully refer to us as Winter Soldiers lmao we truly are fighting for our lives out here‼️🫡❄️

rachel 🍓

aghh omg I LOVE that you all joined as a group, big warm welcome to all of you @Caitlin (obsessed w ‘chappelmoan’ btw), @Cristal, @Julie, @listenmissy, & @Sabina! The community here is one of my fave parts of being a patron, HBC is a lot of fun! 📚🫶🏼

rachel 🍓

@sarah💫 is *the* HBC veteran I was hoping would hop into this thread! 💌 I had a hunch @ky originated HBC, but wasn’t positive, so thank you for crediting! and YES omg Winter Soldiers, I def associate that one with you, sarah + love it/have used it in comments!! ❄️🪖

sarah 💫

An emoji is worth a thousand words 🙂‍↕️🥲🥸🤩🥺😫😳🙁‼️🧍🏻‍♀️👄🤠👹

Julie

Winter Soldiers, omg I love it so much!!! Thank you for the warm welcome!! We’re all so excited to be here. 🥹

Marisa415

Ty all! Excited to be here in this HBC! I have a lot of ummm reading to catch up on 🤭

adrian ⛓️

thank you Gabriella! thank you sarah I also hope you get well soon!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omg that’s so cute, joining all together! Welcome to you all, HBC is really special! 🍇🧺

Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)

@rachel omg thank you 🥰 I came up with it when I signed up for Quinn and it has slowly become my entire personality and handle on basically every app 🫠 I’m a little *too* proud of it lol

Effie

ahhhhh i love all of this so much! Welcome everyone! <3

YourAuralFixation

@Sabina I have so much to thank you for for bringing August to us <3 And thank you to everyone here being so lovely so far!

Marisa415

We are @Sabinas Winter Soldiers 👑

cheyenne ☕️

“Bye slut, good girl” DIABOLICAL i love it don’t ever stop

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Aaaww, thank you all so much for such warm welcome. I love it here so much already. 😩❤️ And thanks to my amazing friends for joining me, I'm super happy and grateful to get to share this experience with y'all. 🥺❤️

yeinethegrey

Holy shit, August. 😮‍💨

Girly

You were blessed with such a lovely lovely voice.

Luna

Your voice is hypnotic

AlitaNYM

Hello HBC!! I'm new here and I just.....I'm so flustered i can't even think. I'm glad I'm not alone💕 honestly August's voice just....i don't even have words. I'm a puddle on the floor. Please someone check on me in 3-5 business days when I'm back to normal ✨🫦

AlitaNYM

Omg @sarah your comment is EVERYTHING I WAS THINKING while listening to this (and dying) and "clawing at the walls" i stg that was me I'm gonna scream

AlitaNYM

The "[redacted]" got me 😂😂😂😂 Same girl....goddamn i can't breathe

DivineFeminine

Shhhhh 🤫 can’t expose myself as a top listener 😭💀

AlitaNYM

@anna i love this comment so much. I stg i would download your PowerPoint presentation on this because I Am Feral 🫦🥵🥵🥵

AlitaNYM

@19:55 im fucking dead💦💧

AlitaNYM

@Dana "[Edit: I was not] " 😂😂😂 I can't handle this at all 💕💦🫦 *Presses play again*

sarah 💫

He’s got us performing acrobatic stunts in our homes out of horned up lunacy, he’s a MADMAN!!! 🫨

lanii

thank you 🩷

guilty_ofloey

listening on the morning commute 🤖

P Gar

Um this man’s a witch? Congrats on two years!

Pie 🥧

Just wanna say this has to be the hottest dirty talk. Loool. I’m surprised how I’m into this

Claire

The dt1 have been recalled, is dt5 far behind?✌️️

Pomme G Seeds

I wanted to wait to have my second listen to let it marinate in my brain, and I'm so glad it did bc now I can have a more dignified and composed reaction. First: 2 years of mind-meltingly hot dirty talk audios!! 24 months and not one miss, just banger banger banger back to back to back!!! From DT 1's uninhibited feral energy to this similarly feral but more experienced energy, the past however long I've been a patreon have been such a blast! This DT like a lot of your catalog really highlights the fact that sex is supposed to be fun, and I really, really appreciate the spotlight you consistently shine on the joy of sex. I know January isn't the month of sappy reflections, but I'm dipping a toe in now goddammit! Now for the specifics with regards to this dt: ✅ Praise kink went brrrrrrrrr. Call me a good, pretty girl and I'd probably do anything you'd ask of me ✅ I really, really liked the, "are you wet? It's okay if you're not, I know it takes a while sometimes." I recently made a series of Personal Discoveries about how my body works, and it doesn't match up with the trope of an instant waterfall at the moment of potential arousal, so the acknowledgement that sometimes it isn't an instantaneous thing and that it's still sexy and okay really made me feel all giddy inside. ✅I touched on this earlier when talking about the joy of sex, but omg the smile in your voice and the giggles throughout?? So cute, so sweet, so hot. ✅ You have such a way with words, I honestly don't know how it's possible. I think dirty talks are my favorite audios because it's more of a stream of consciousness type thing, and when you get going, when you find your preferred angle of attack (because that's what these are: attacks on me personally 😤😤😤), you get GOING. What a creative, filthy mind. Everyone take notes!! ✅The spit oh my god. That WAS mean. Do it again. ✅The almost bratty tone of "I'm being nice, right?" Reminded me so much of the part in "Just Grinding" where M goes "You knew I would give you what you wanted, right?" And that line has repeated in my head constantly since it dropped. So, needless to say, I'll also be thinking about this particular sentence for the rest of time, thanks sooo much All in all, another banger for the books! Thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 Here's to another year!!

Dao Bao

the softness in your voice in this audio :3 need more…

c80-kiNz

2 minutes in and already i'm pausing to comment.... "you should take off all your clothes" *insert gif of jim carrey in 'bruce almighty' when he puts his arms back & strips himself to his scivvies* 🤣 ok, proceed. 😏

whiskey 🍒

I absolutely did not 🪦 (also also hi hi, I'm doing alright, and I hope you're doing well, toooo!!! 💕)

Little_Lapine

Been on an inadvertent August break because life's been busy. One would think after 24 of these audios they know what to expect. Why am I pausing every few minutes giggling and kicking my feet ? Jesus Christ

pupy

how do u know abt the heel grinding thing.. my secret is out

nugs

I know it’s only been two weeks but please let’s play like this again soon 🥺

key

here we are again, beginning of a new month and im itching for a new dirty talk🫣

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The way your voice in this one turns me into a fucking DOG oh my goddddd 🥴🐺

Amy 🌙

The vibe of this DT feels like experimenting with a partner for the first time. That excitement and nervous energy, the way you're feeling your way through the instructions - transcendent. Very much a "I'm into this if you're into this" type scenario. It's got this lovely, warm (read hot as fuck), buzzy, meandering quality to it that's so hypnotic. Really helps the listener to relax, shut off the brain noise and just obey. You've said before how you don't like to be repetitive in your work but I don't think any of us would mind something similar again. Epic.

AlitaNYM

Shhhh 🕵️🏽‍♀️ [hides behind hat and trenchcoat]

Youli

WTH with the spitting??? Sir I short circuited. My brain was fucking fried. What the hell?Also whyyy? Also HOW? It’s diabolical. God bless you.

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

I've only played this once before, when I first JOIned. Now that I know all his little tricks and twists and turns and teases better, this audio is sooo much hotter! After working my happy little way through four years of work in the space of two months, I'm relistening to this with a better appreciation and understanding of this man's writing and perfectly executed delivery. (EVERY DAMN TIME, btw!) And godddDAMN, August, I think you've just incinerated my root chakra this time round! That was so immersive and torturous, now that I've learned how to use my own head space effectively with the DTs. This one went from a cute kitten to a ravenous tiger, while I ignored it for 8 weeks! ...It grew up! Good kitten. 😽 xxx (Agree with others, more JOI would be 🤯🤯🤯!)

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

i have not known peace since i first listened to this. i need this and DT #25 to be eternal sunshine’d from my memory so i can continue living my life.

lauren

hey August I’m gonna need you to sign my insurance reimbursement form for the money I had to pay to get my eyes uncrossed after this one if that’s okay

Sara

The way you’re the only one I’d let spit on me needs to be studied 😂

Donna

I’m new here and this is the first DT/audio that I listened to here and i think i just died. I was on the fucking edge and the audio had to enddd ugggh ok off to listen to more material baiii 🫠🫠🫠🫠

sarah 💫

If I heard virtually anyone else say “now be a good girl and listen to instructions, okay?” in an audio, I’d probs roll my eyes and make the waka flocka “okay….?? 😐🤨” face, but bc it’s August, it *reallyyyy* works. In fact, I’m embarrassed at how well it works. There’s this unassuming, grounded quality to your approach that makes it enticing and fun to go along w the fantasy — it doesn’t feel icky or rooted in a desire to inflate your ego, but more like a fun game where BOTH players get a reward. Your work never feels selfish; even in this blisteringly hot scenario where listener is teasing themself (SOOO so hot, I’m such a sucker for pulling your own strings at someone else’s commands) and depriving themself of pleasure, it’s not done as punishment or to give *you* more power. It’s playful and teasy and ultimately rewarding for the listener to withstand all that glorious torture! 🏆 The “keep away ⚠️🤺” @ 7:10 + “20, 19,…that’s too long to do a countdown, I’ll just estimate” bits are so fucking funny, I cannot believe you manage to serve such delicious JOI filth *and* tell jokes sprinkled in between?? The whiplash from teeth-gritting determination to follow the rules to busting up laughing at a joke you made has me reaching for a neck brace 🤕 it feels very “ok ok cmon, be serious” blooper-esque and adds this intimate authenticity. TOOOO fun, this is maybe in my top 5 DTs of all time. JOI has always been a fave for me but this audio helped me realize another reason why I find it so fun; yes it’s a test of obedience but also, it’s a test of how commanding the other person is too, sorta? There’s a degree of my obedience being contingent upon someone’s level of command + convincing me that I *should* obey them. The act of giving in and following directions bc they’re *that* good at persuading me to follow along is soooo fricken delish. Being humbled never felt so good! 🤠💘 P.S. I can’t listen to this one too often bc I die a thousand deaths every time and when I relistened tonight for the first time in months, the theme to Psycho 🔪🚿 played in my head when I heard “I’m gonna do something really mean” and suddenly remembered the devastating spit noise milliseconds before it happened 😔

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes! It totally never feels like he’s depriving sensation and pleasure solely to demonstrate his power! It never feels like we’re on opposing sides (even though part of the fun is teasing each other hopefully enough to lose it 🥰). We’re both fighting the urge to lunge at each other for some future delights that we both look forward to and want to enjoy! I feel like the unassuming quality to his delivery here works nicely to set the tone of experimentation. Let’s both see how far we can go without a road map! Some of the stops along the way are hilarious (“keep away!”) and some are shockingly hot (the Spit 😀😟). I also looooove the idea of this sorta being a test of how commanding the Dom can be. The vibe is so exploratory and open, this could “fall apart” with the sub switching or getting impatient or just refusing the premise altogether. But it doesn’t because, both regrettably and thank GOD, he’s just that good. But to be fair, the elevator pitch here being a pitched tent in grey sweatpants is all the convincing I need to AT LEAST hear him out!!! 🧎🏿‍♀️ Also, I completely forgot what a merciless attack on Fellatio Freak Nation this is, and I need to forget again immediately if I ever want to be okay again ☹️

sarah 💫

Totallyyyy, and even when there’s a power play, it doesn’t feel like it’s ALLLL for him — like you said, we’re all on the same team! There’s plenty to go around 😏 and omg yes, there’s a degree of command + captivation necessary for this to work and the way he so expertly weaves the scenario and convinces you to play along is so irresistible, we never stood a chance 😔 Godddd all the mouth/tongue talk has me feeling faint, the added level of being tempted to tease someone enough so they STOP teasing you??? I didn’t know we were playing sexy 4D(icks) chess!!!♟️😵‍💫

B N

🕯️Manifesting a full audio of this DT 🕯️

B N

There’s a playful hard mdom thing going on in this DT that is so unique and special

thesweetestplum

5 seconds left… 10 seconds. Excuse me?????????? This audio is incredible

Shiv

Don’t dare go!!!!!!!!!!!August!!!!!!!!

ruiiii_🫧

totally drive me crazy🤬🤬🤬🤬

Ari 🌕

The first DT is my Roman Empire.

Ari 🌕

And going straight from relevance to edging the good girl is such an August transition 👺

Ari 🌕

“I wanna touch you above the neck.” Well, Jules funny thing about above my neck is it’s located on my cock.

brujita✨

sometimes I ask myself how are we so lucky this cutie makes audios

Sarah G🌻

I fell asleep listening to another DT then heard “good girl ” in my dream and woke up here ☺️ that was good

christina

oh my god that ending was diabolical.

Ari 🌕

This audio pmo so bad every time. *stomps foot*

Steph

This actually made me blush so much. Especially that ending. Speechless. 😶

D

I could stomp my feet at the end there. 🤷‍♀️😔

B N

The tone and tags of this audio are fucking with me on some other level, maybe it’s bc I’m so oppositional at baseline that any kind of [denial] tag combined with JOI and mdom makes go feral hog mode

Luz

oh my...

Sarah G🌻

Mad at myself for not listening to this in a long time 🤬 bad girl 😡

itskins444

When i tell you my jaw was on the floor the *entire time*

☆

this is demonic… do it again

☆

“messy girl, sloppy girl” sedate me.

Sloan Amora

To answer the question at 23:10: Yes

Bex

Me jumping into a random audio to help me power-nap sans tag reading cause I like surprises then getting hit with a “no touching till after the audio” and now I’m too feral to fall asleep 😭 I’m learning a lesson here. I don’t know if it’ll stick but I’m learning. Also Idk how you’re doing this, But I’m starting a masters in psychiatry NP program next week and I will figure it out.

Trillian

These audios make me feel so sexy and desirable. Thank you

bubbl3gum🫧

GOOD GOD. 🫩 I’ll be back later with coherent thoughts. You’ve made a liar out of me because literally days ago I was yappin’ in the comments section of another audio, “oh I’m really not into spit” and then [19:53]. 😮‍💨😪

bubbl3gum🫧

@Bex when you figure it out, please share with the class.

bubbl3gum🫧

I’m gonna make “bye slut, good girl” my signature sign off for every phone call, text message, and email. I already know it’s going to be a hit, professionally. I need to have a word with you. I’m not sure how you know what I want better than I do. It’s a little unsettling. And I’d like you to continue.

bubbl3gum🫧

“I’m allowed & you’re not allowed.” The way my eyes narrowed (and my thighs widened) at that line.

bubbl3gum🫧

This build and denial on this one is “Since I’ve Been Loving You” (Led Zeppelin). (be a gentleman and ignore that I’m back here yapping again so soon)

Rose

hey so this actually rewired my brain and you’re evil

c

i don’t know how i missed this one but holy fuck

c

26:55 what the hell.

alexa

I filmed myself jo-ing to this and found out my lazy eye is that bad...... fml