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Hi,Truly could not get this idea out of my head after doing the SFW last month. It's a SFW turned NSFW audio, where talking you through a relaxing meditation takes a turn. Fair warning, very much free use vibes, with a quick check-in but otherwise Speaker just talking about basically doing whatever he wants to Listener and lots of related dirty talk. If you really value the relaxing SFW audios and feel this might ruin your experience of them then maybe give this one a skip. I hope this doesn't feel inappropriate for me to do, but given that I am a NSFW audio creator and not like an actual meditation guy, I figure it's fine? Enjoy!august 🌨️CW: Free use talk about sexually using Listener while they basically sit/lie there and "meditate/relax". I say "all your holes" and stuff about Listener belonging to cock, being "Just a fucktoy", stuff like that. Speaker instructs Listener to "keep breathing" , "relax" and "open up", in a way that is meant to be encouraging and dominant but not pushy or demanding. Names Used: Sl-t, wh-re, fuckdoll, cockhungry, f-cktoy, good girl, f-ckdoll, c-cksleeve, c-mdump, Daddy (for Speaker)

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B

free use relaxation??? dear god😵‍💫

X

bro i have work tomorrow

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Love it when my Patreon scrolling is in sync! 😁👌 Also this description sounds perfect to me. I mostly use the DT's as sleep aids anyway! This sounds right up my ally! Listening right now! 🤘 Ps: August, its fine. Its so completely, absolutely, wonderfully FINE! 💜 Xxx

michelle

oh august the man that you are………

Esmé

Oh this is going to be the hottest thing ever awesome

Esmé

Thank you for your hard work hunny, it's so appreciated 🫶

sarah 💫

FORTY EIGHT MINUTEsnss????

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

48 minutes of DT is gonna break the internet. Is this the longest DT?? I can’t listen right now ughhhhh I’m at WORK jfc 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 I’m glad you’re putting your brain out there! KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING! I’m sure this one is gonna be a banger 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

kenna

this being posted right as I’m getting into bed ohhhhhh my god… ALSO 48 MIN?!

sarah 💫

🫵🏼👯‍♀️🧠

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I came for the degradation and stayed for the free use. Fuck, I love it here.

risa

Hi hi hi hi hi

PlainJaneJezebel

And let the church say “possessive praise” 🙏🏽

DivineFeminine

NSFW meditation 👀 Inhale, focus. Exhale, nope.. I’m losing it 😵‍💫

Rose S.

This comment made me do a double take and scroll back up to check the post. 48 MINUTES??? Oh we are being SPOILED today 🫠

AlitaNYM

this is what I'm talkin bout right chyeah 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

sarah 💫

Also fwiw this premise feels 10000% totally extremely appropriate given the context of you being an Actual erotic audio creator lmao plus this is marked/filed as NSFW! if anything, I think this might even give me a new appreciation for the beloved SFW audios 🥴🐸

Rose S.

Ohhhh wowowowowow. I can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow after what’s likely to be a difficult day. It will be MUCH needed and MUCH appreciated. Thank you thank you thank you 🥰

Youli

at work but let’s goooo!

sarah 💫

@little j @andrea I’m still staring at my phone in shock 🧍🏻‍♀️

ky❣️💌🌷

i'm 5 min in trying to do my skincare and i litchrally am looking at myself in the mirror like 😮 rn

Nevaeh

Just started this, but so far I’m down for this more than I thought! I can’t usually get into the soothing/aftercare SFW audios (love the more casual ones tho!) bc it feels almost too intimate and real? Idk how to describe but because August is such a good erotica writer/performer I feel like my brain wanders into that erotic fantasy space in the guided SFW audios and I have to exit out because it feels awk (for me at least) to “engage” with the SFW content like that. Anyway, I’m so down with having an NSFW audio that explores that fantasy in a safe and non-judgmental way. 16 min in and I’m kicking my feet and giggling rn.

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

5:13!!! Well! That was... unexpected! 😂 The man's a bloody genius! (And you can hear the cheeky smile. He knew. He fucking KNEW that was gonna get the response I/we just had!) 😂

alisha 🌱

trying to multitask while listening to this is a herculean task; i have been unmoving for the past half hour!!

Rose S.

Co-signed. I so appreciate August’s customary thoughtfulness, and I think he’s entirely in the clear here.

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

This feels so deliciously contrasty. I'm trying so hard to stay calm and breathe but my heart is racing and I feel like a burning inferno. *screams internally* 😩

hellosunshine ☀️

OMG, everybody wake up, August dropped a new DT and it's 48 glorious minutes!!!!!!! 🫠🫠🫠

sarah 💫

Oof I hope tomorrow goes smoothly for you rose!! 💌

Alex

I’m about to board a plane and that audio will just make the trip so much better 😌

chai

“I figure it’s fine?” YESS 🤭 (but on a serious note, love that the change in contents was disclosed in a non-spoiler manner)

charlie

stop this is top tier. i'm gonna lose it

adrian ⛓️

i fear i may have a new favorite DT bc this sent me to another fucking dimension

charlie

this is literally one of my fave fantasies,,, you're in my brain,,,

M

The ‘repeat after me’ section of this was insanely good 🫠 more of that in audios going forward would be appreciated

sarah 💫

I’m starting a support group for the victims of timestamp 21:41 iykyk we meet on Thursdays (or should I say thirstay) ✊🏼 it’s bring your own drool bucket 🪣 💦

bear_on_earth

Just finished this audio and oh my god..this is my new #1 audio, dethroning dt #6 (most of my favs are dts lolll), the relaxation vibe was definitely doing its job but that dizzy half asleep horny feeling almost makes me feel drunk on your voice😵‍💫 the breathiness, the gentle instructions, the affirmations, the whole creampie description???? i felt like i was turning to jelly as the minutes passed🙏🏾this is incredible i will be listening to this at least 5 times a day until i turn to dust. i need this audio injected into my veins

kenna

ok yeah sign me up because I feel UNWELL

bear_on_earth

23:00-24:00 is a core memory now

AlitaNYM

See you all on Thursday✊🏽 ...thirstay*

sarah 💫

@sabina I would say yes but I’m still crumpled on the floor rocking back and forth, shedding one single tear 🥲

bear_on_earth

40:00-44:30😭😭😭this audio is so peak

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

@sarah okay because same *wipes tear*. I need to get ready for the day but I can't move. Send help. 🥲

mimi 🌻

how dare you post this right as I was in the Zone for work?

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Wasn't it funny! 😀 Just out of nowhere like that! You just know he planned it that way! Made me giggle and melt at the same time! Brilliant little twist! I LOVE this audio! 🤌🤌🤌

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Okay now I’m waiting for 21:41 but I mean were we not already in support group for AITW for all the emotional damage he’s done over the years?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣

dee

wasn't sure if I'd listen to this as soon as I did since I have a pretty gnarly migraine, but I'm glad I did. this was so damn relaxing, I just about melted into my mattress and my migraine has eased a ton, so thank you for that lmaooo. also gotta show some appreciation for the whispering, the counting, the descriptions, the affirmations (whew), the praise and the degradation.. just wow 🥴🥴🥴 😚🤌

Ethel M.

This reminds me of one time I went to this really fancy and expensive spa in Santa Fe. My CMT walks out and he's just an amazingly hot guy. I remember being so nervous that if he wanted to try something, I might just let him. He didn't. He was extremely professional. But in my fantasies, my ethics are shades of beige and gray, like my imaginary Nancy Meyers kitchen.

Bel

Awful day to be a chainsmoker

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I forgot to update that I’m using a shared space today and I’m glad my colleague who’s sitting about 3 ft away from me can’t hear 😂

sarah 💫

@dana we need SEVERAL support groups to properly cope with this hornymotional distress‼️🤕

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

The affirmations half way 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 okay now we def need more NSFW affirmations I LOVE THEM😭😂

stefff

You’ve inspired me to do my skincare tonight thank u 🙏🏻

stefff

That was diabolical. I loved it.

charlie

knees weak, arms heavy, i think i astral projected. i reconnected to my body and now i'm hungry, i'm going to waffle house LMAO

Pomme G Seeds

Like. Like bro. Like omg. He can't keep getting away with this, I'm SICK and INCONSOLABLE

Chanel

HAHAHAHAHA

Youli

Finished the audio and the work 💪

Val_Z

My profile pic is my whole mood🤲🏼

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Woke up for my typical potty break consider the meaning of life time mid-sleep only to see you executed the NSFW SFW idea…..for 48 minutes. I’m going back to bed. I don’t have the emotional grit for this at 3:45am (omgomgomg literally how the fuck am I supposed to fall back asleep!!!)

Youli

Okay, phew… so this went on for 48 minutes. You did say in one of your amas that you gave up the choking tag cuz you don’t exactly do breath play. SO WHAT IS THIS??? SOME PROPER BREATH PLAY, SIR. And the spitting drove me mad, so there's that. The affirmation got to me. And gals if you could be so kind to instruct me how to get my partner to try out spitting… I will be forever in your debt.🥺🥺🧎‍♀️

S

it did ruin sfw relaxation audios for me in the sense that my horny/ reiterative ass will never listen to a normal meditation audio again.

Youli

i hear you. *doing exactly the same*

sophie

hey so the counting at 22:53??? king?? i’m geeking

M

Same! Especially when it’s got the degrading element too 🤯

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I AM WHEEZING why is this so accurate?! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

mikmak

now every time i listen to a sfw audio i will be expecting august to start talking dirty. GREAT

Amy Untamed

The spit 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I’m sat in a coffee shop and I gasped aloud

roxy

My phone X’d out at [21:40] while I was listening on the way home and all I was left with was a black screen and the look of utter disbelief and shock staring back at me. My villain origin story.

Page Chase

It was relaxing... until it wasn't 🥵

Anna 🌺🦕

real bc 48 minutes is actually insane and i can’t even listen to it until sunday wtf im suffering

M

Ok officially adding ‘perfect cum dump’ to my list of favourite phrases. Please use that one again 🫠

moira 🎃👻

what! the! fuck! was! that! 😃 This audio put me into a fucking coma the moment I finished last night, and then I jolted awake at 5am still remembering it, and hit play again. Idk what possessed you to drop the longest, (dirtiest?) DT audio, but please feel free to repeat those circumstances!! No one contact me for 5 - 7 business days, because I’ll be in recovery from this audio until then, please and thank you!! 21:36…😳🥵😫🫠

M

The spit into the listener’s mouth… the counting after the first thrust like we did to relax in the beginning… also the slower pace and shift in perspective for this audio allowed for some INCREDIBLE wording/writing. I feel like the tone bleeds between ‘you’re saying this to the listener right now’ and ‘you’re thinking this right now’ which I kind of loved to delve into this speaker’s internal dialogue so calmly while the words themselves are so filthy. August, sir, please do more like this (if you’d like to!) because this style of DT is heavenly to hear.

rachel 🍓

I’ve been putting in major overtime at the Girlboss Factory this week (read: on a v high-responsibility, high-pressure work trip with a demanding schedule), and I could do a breakdance headspin at how *overjoyed* I am at [free use relaxation] + to see you took on the relaxy sfw -> nsfw DT collision concept! Exactly what I need + the best flavor of [free use]! I’m counting down the hours until my last commitment of the week wraps up + I finally have some Girl Brainless time to sink into this. 🧘🏻‍♀️💗 p.s. thank youuu for crossing the “new longest dirty talk audio” square off of my personal AITW bingo card! 48 minutes is mighty generous for any audio but especially a DT ✨

Vampxouls

Loved this a lot! Really made me feel good in a way tbh while getting ready to relax, your voice is really calming. Thank you so much August! You really give me inspiration 🖤

riri

"And that's how august revolutionized asmr ✍️"

wfdqj

Got brainwashed and forgot everything except "7 inches" after listening to this

Cait

I would probably listen to more affirmations if they sounded like that

PT

I’ve been looking forward to this DT since I first heard you utter “wow, that’s actually a genius idea” in that SFW audio. Didn’t expect to get it so soon. We’re simply spoiled! It’s interesting how you were doubting your ability to lead the stretches in that SFW audio, but you had no problem calmly executing a 48-minute long NSFW audio filled with instructions of breathing, positions, imagination, and so much more. I guess you are truly a NSFW creator, and a marvelous one at that. I don’t worry at all that this would ruin other relaxing SFW audio for me. You have created something that’s one of a kind, really. The contrast between the calming voice and the escalation described by that voice is dizzying, in a good way. Even with all the instructions, my breathing was not at all steady during or after the audio. But I have no complaints. Absolutely none. Oh, and all the countings in this audio are driving me a bit crazy, but I’m loving every one of them.

tacobellbreakfastcrunchwrap

unfortunately august is so good at these audios that i compare every other content to his and nothing ever does compare to his. hard to get into other va’s anymore😭

Ethel M.

Does anyone know how to make an audio play on continuous loop here on Patreon?

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

We literally get a free serving of hypno with every audio because he’s voice is so beautiful, it’s absurd!!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I hope today goes well or at the very least the stressy thing is in your rear view after today! 💞🌸

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I yelped and covered my mouth like I had just seen a spider crawl across the floor ….then I replayed it three times 😔

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

SUNDAY?! But you’ll need the audio so you have the spoons to make it to Sunday so you can listen to the audio 🤔🥺

Lexxx

August has the sexiest and best spit in the world …

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I feel bad for the people in your city, but you’d be absolutely justified going on a rampage

ky❣️💌🌷

as always, feels like he knew what ya needed before you did!!! hope you get some downtime soon girlboss!!!! 🫶🏼

moira 🎃👻

🎶I’m just like youuuuu, you’re just like me, it’s something anyone can seeeee🎶

moira 🎃👻

Girl Brainless Time needs to be trademarked!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I accidentally heard another man’s voice (I wasn’t on GWA, but a different sexc meme-y sub), and I felt like there was a B&E in my sexual mind palace. There is only one man!

ravens_heart

oh my god?? thank you, that’s all I can really say rn 😩

Lochtessmonster

Not me coming untouched during the affirmations JEEESUS-

sarah 💫

I’M SICK OF HIM‼️‼️‼️ (I’ve been tossing and turning all night itching to replay that specific sound; it’s climbing the Spit Hits charts 📈 )

Valencia Like the Orange

Not to be earnest on main but, my birthday is this week and the state of, well, EVERYTHING has made it nearly impossible to feel celebratory. If I'm being honest, I've probably been spiraling a bit. This audio helped slow my mind down and bring me back into my body in the most pleasurable way. Thanks for creating such a calming and somewhat cathartic moment in the day.

GinGin

THISSS that was INCREDIBLE 🤯

vvvin

oop just woke up. 48 MINUTES??! lemme go get my coffee and headphones to do my morning stretches along to this 🙂‍↕️☝🏽

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

If i could love this comment even more, I would! I find myself doing that too... The internal dialogue of what the speaker is saying and thinking (as I would if it was an in "real life" situation!). Getting into the mind of the person dirty talking to me is half the turn on. For me anyway. Doesn't matter to me that its someone I dont know or am not physically "with", its about the tone, the imagery, the intention... Just wish I could finally decide on a face and physique to visualise when it comes to this man! 🤦‍♀️😂 He's the doppelganger of dirty talk, it changes all the time, I just cant pin him down! (So to speak!) That is both down to his wonderful writing style and his ability to write such ridiculously varied fantasies! Blows me away. x

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Hey! HEY! I just asked you to calm down 😭! One day, I will learn the virtue of patience and not hit play simply because I CANNOT wait to hear what the evil genius audio sexy voice man has to say this week. My punishment is becoming Feral Faucet at an inopportune time. But let me ask you this: why punish those who are avid fans of literature?! Shame on me for being curious about one of my favorite authors’ new creative pursuits, now I’m forced to pay thousands to repair water damage in my office?! Punished for having functional salivary glands! Isn’t that unfair 😩?! *Neil Breen voice* Isn't that unjust?! But seriously, I am not sure how to talk about this. We're in a DT #12 level of brainless frenzy, I have never felt more stupid in my entire life. Tysm king 💗

roxy

Someone understands me 💕

Peachyspit

Gurl that evil genius audio sexy voice man literally send me💀💀💀ur a genius too

Agatha Li

@Gabriella, dying at Feral Faucet - genius! 😂😂😂💀

B

Length reveal 😗 ok

alisha 🌱

happy early birthday, valencia!! 💖🍊 i hope it's a wonderfully enjoyable one~

sarah 💫

Oh man, spirals can be so stressful, it’s so great you could relax and unwind to this brain melter 🫠 happy bday week!! 🎂

sarah 💫

Lmaooo Gabriella the feral faucet to his heather cocklear fr 😮‍💨 feeling similarly “the woman was too stunned to speak” about this one…..the spit + BJ portion alone have effectively rendered me out of commission for the foreseeable future 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

There are other VAs? (KIDDING its just that he far surpasses everyone else, it’s hard to remember they exist 🙃)

sarah 💫

Fully thought I made this up when I was listening half delirious last night and ur comments just confirmed that he did, indeed, commit such an atrocity. EVILLLL 😓

JammyJam

Count down 😑😑😑 count up 😋😋😋

erin 💕

Awwww man I fell asleep before it was posted :( can’t wait to listen after work!

sarah 💫

Co-sign on the breath play!!! That’s pretty Big for me and he did it sooo safely, slowly, and surely so it felt relaxing more than restricting 😮‍💨 Also omg i am literally just a random internet stranger buttttt for me personally, I’ve found that bringing new stuff to the bedroom in a curious, casual way always helps, like a “I think it would be really fun and hot to try [X], wdyt?” thing. Having a curious, playful angle usually helps temper expectations for them to be “good” at it and is more about exploring + experimenting! And if it doesn’t go smoothly at first (which is normal and fine!!) y’all can laugh and learn and try again 🤭💦 Usually starting out with like…a really sloppy/drooly kissing sesh + drawing that out is a natural gateway to Spit Central. They could also warm up to spit by trying it out on different areas of your body before reaching the Final Destination haha hope that helps and happy spitting!!!

makenzi

Strong hypno vibes. So interesting.

serenity

you’re not an actual meditation guy???? 😟😟😟 this is news to me (but in all seriousness i am chomping at the bit to listen to this but im stuck at work right now)

Youli

awwww I appreciate this sooo much!! It sounds super feasible and fun. I WILL report back if I succeed sarah!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

It’s the confidence with a tiny pinch of vulnerability and you got yourself a recipe for disaster (positive), ladies and gentlesluts 😭🙌🏼

Liz McCombs

Oh my goodness gracious. Just lovely, A... like, round of applause lovely 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. Been riding the hot mess express because of work the past few weeks and this audio yanked on the brakes and dropped me right off at relaxation station. 😌🙏🏼

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

I've only recently just even *discovered* erotic audios (March!) and in an effort to not become completely devoted to just one VA, I've been hopping around GWA and Patreon, trying to build up a small collection of my favourites... In my research(!) and although I've found some absolute belters in this community, nothing melts me like this man's voice! That very first, "Hey" is literally all it takes for me to just... Sink! (Does anyone else reply to that out loud, btw?! Just me?! 😂). I wanna say he's the "king", "master" - all that shit - of porn audio but it just sounds so flippin' cheesy and sychophantic! And in any case, thats not very "me". He is though. For me, anyway. So much work, effort and care in every single audio. He just *knows". August knows. It does my fucking head in, to be honest! 💕 I always come back to his Patreon. Literally nightly, no matter where else I've been over those last few hours... Bloody love this man (unparasocially!!!).

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Same as the others, I too was like, "August!!" 😂 That play on, was it inches... Or seconds?! Delightful! 💕

pretzelpatrons

omg imagine not having listened to any of the sfw audios before and then going in blind on this one. the things i'd do to experience that roller coaster ride

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Im a few hours ahead of you, I think? But I have chronic insomnia (so awake always, on uk time!) and every time he posts and I read the comments before you've seen it, I always think, "Rachel's gonna love this one"!! 💕 💕 😍

AlitaNYM

My fave villain😂

AlitaNYM

@gabriella @sarah i came here for the sfw->nsfw but stayed for Feral Faucet and Heather Cocklear💃🏼💃🏼

sarah 💫

omgnfjfm @alita @lola TOO SWEET 🥹🫶🏼

Amy 🌙

What kind of narcotics did you put in this one dude? Hypnotic and filthy.

bee

How is it possible that he posts things that I always need the most at the moment

wfdqj

his little might come out again when he see our comments😌

wfdqj

evilllll indeed😭😭👊

S

government op is all I can assume

Amy 🌙

Exactly this! How does he know?!

S

spartan kick the men into the pit

Scottie

I’m literally GIDDY like omg …SMILING THROUGH IT ALL!! CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE

S

when yer right yer right. this listen through convinced me if I wasn't convinced before

charlie

the sound of his smile at that part ruined me

Joey

Lmaooo not the fucking bit with counting up the inches

Anna 🌺🦕

it’s been actually insane being alive lately fr. today i have dance for several hours after work. tomorrow i have a date after work. saturday im going on a hike thats an hour and a half away and then going to a bonfire in the evening. then sunday i have dance in the morning and then brunch. so sunday afternoon better WATCH OUT

L89

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee! ❤️ Thanks, as always, August!!

Lana

happy bday!!

L89

Thank you!!

L89

Thank you!!

L89

❤️❤️❤️

IthacaOwl

You didn’t ruin meditation audios for me — you ELEVATES them. These are the most mindful minutes I could spend on an audio. The constant reminder of breathing / being mindful of my body / observing thoughts and letting go gives me the most grounding experience, while the playful NSFW contents still keep the audio engaging. It’s so well done. “I know I can stop whenever I need to”. This is such an important affirmation to have. The feeling of safety lies within knowing I have the power/ability to set boundaries. With pleasure, with work, with life, the brain sometimes tends to seek more and more to the point where it’s overwhelming. Knowing I can stop when I need to and that it’s ok to stop gives me space to truly take care of myself. Thanks for this reminder, August.

gojoflakes

bitches be like i’m busy doing stuff the stuff bitches be doing: (i’m bitches btw)

gojoflakes

happy birthday !!!!!!

sav

This is sooo perfect

Caroline

This one actually broke me… even more than #19

Pie 🥧

I mentioned it before that I fell asleep to these. HAHA. And now, this is just made to make me fall asleep. While the audio whispers dirty scenes in my sleep!

lstninglzr

Yeah…. Despite being 1000% celibate, this man continues to unlock new kinks within the deep, depraved cockles of my mind. Take 21:36, for example…. didn’t even know I could produce such a sound but alas, alas…. no longer the same as I was before I pressed play, once again. Well played, August, my dear. 🚬 Very……well played. (that being said, I do hope things are going better for you and that you’re well❤️)

lstninglzr

The shock and audacity practically gave me lockjaw fr

Craw Daddy

I thought the tags were mind boggling enough but seeing the word ‘cum dump’ activated me like a sleeper agent. Yall. I mean it this time. This is it for me.

lstninglzr

“and if this was your break….” Oh I broke alright.

charlie

dude it was, i think i reached enlightenment. i've never enjoyed a meal so fully.

Lucy

The quiet "take it" in the middle of the counting at around 40:45 has lived rent-free in my head since I listened to this yesterday

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

YES!!! Absolutely yes! All the subtle little tweaks in this one are just perfect. Ive now played it 5 times so far! 🤦‍♀️🫣❤️

Rose S.

REAL AND TRUE

Rose S.

Oh my god. I think this is August’s best daddy kink audio yet. I was not at all expecting that from this audio, because often “daddy” is delicious kinky seasoning on an audio that’s also doing different things, but holy shit the caretaking and relaxation and possessiveness and affirmations… goodBYE!!! This connected with the part of my psyche that adores daddy kink as something deeply indulgent for me and recoils from the way pop culture sometimes presents it as an empty macho ego trip for the daddy figure. And by “connected with it,” I mean the way a bat connects with a ball at the World Series for a home run with the bases loaded. It connected with a deafening crack. This is a fucking all-timer. I have to go stare at a wall for a while. My brain is defragmenting. A lot of things are falling into place. P.S. You’re diabolical for that “7” and the laugh.

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Yes! Just asserting himself as daddy, without even asking/making it a point. ("pop culture" reference was not lost on me. I totally agree!). I find daddy kink a bit awkward, as im a bit older - "daddy" just normally doesn't work for me. But if he's already calling himself it, with no check in from me? Im totally up for going with it! Perfectly explained. I totally agree. Good call. Love it! 💕

B

50 mins DEAD GOD😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Elizabeth

Oohoo, this is going to be a problem for me 🤗

Bindi

Oh this was wild sir excuse me I am in the middle of finals this is not the time for me to be forgetting my own name you’re a menace an absolute MENACE Do it again tho. Pretty please? 😂

twillow43

Oh I like this. I like this a lot. I don’t think I can overstate how much I like this actually.

Rachel

terrified to listen to this because it lines up too closely with a kink I’ve had forever

lstninglzr

Back for my (lost count) listen and I’m genuinely in distress at this point- WHAT CAN I DO FOR THIS MAN I FEEL LIKE IM NOT DOING ENOUGH TO DESERVE THIS FR

Amazonia

2nd time 😍

🪷Lily🪷

😩 excuse me while I lose my shit over this audio…… at this point I think August has become an addiction….

S

aural sex toy. sex magic. witchcraft. building a pyre as we speak. jfc

S

I've heard it's been known to have that affect on people 😵‍💫😅🫠

thiasera

i’ve listened to this twice now in bed and i’ve fallen asleep both times before it actually gets far into nsfw territory 😭 the meditation part is too effective on me 😩 Update: if there was a vote for best dirty talk of the year i’d vote for this one 500 times

Rya Li

Probs fav dirty talk. Oh man. Whew. This is incredible

wiggie

full stop at the spit (pos) it’s 8am. this is crazy work genuinely. shits been paused for 15 minutes I am fucking SICKKKKK (also pos (it’s always pos))

asdfghjkl

but seriously the nsfw aspect of this audio is of course great, but i would genuinely love to see more guided meditations and breathing exercises in the relaxing collection!! you’re so good at making it relaxing and soothing. that alone could be your career and you’d probs make bank

asdfghjkl

like, if you ever stopped making nsfw content but kept this patreon and turned into that type of content, i’d still be subscribed

S

where's the fuckin bot when u need it

erin 💕

Listening to this on a lazy, rainy Sunday afternoon makes this even more perfect.

CandyKane

“1,2,3,4,5…6…7” i love when he does cocky(no pun intended) things like that

CandyKane

so well trained i swallowed before he said swallow 😭

JoCee

Same same same!

JoCee

The way I audibly gasped at 5:13.. for real though! It definitely did something to me 🥰😏😍

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - I Like It I Like It by Moses Sumney & Hayley Williams 🎶 I don’t usually choose songs for DTs, but this DT is special, and the light of my life Hayley Williams put out a new song with Moses Sumney, someone whose work I am now obsessed with. And the song is just too perfectly aligned with my experience of this audio. I thought I had generated the mental fortitude to comment, but I’ve actually clicked out my Google Doc repeatedly because I still can’t take it. But I have to say something because then I’ll be free, right? The enchantment will be broken, and I’ll be able to think about something (ANYTHING!) else, right?! There is nothing I can say legally, ethically, morally, physically, or spiritually that will be commensurate with the experience of listening to this DT. I love being a patron and do not want to be banned for disrespect and excessive horniness. I cannot translate whatever language I started speaking when the spit happened or when you said “Daddy” the first time. My lawyers tell me that I’m hurting my case against you for the freaky deaky microchip technology you have that allows you to pluck exactly what I need directly from my brain each time I freely offer up my thoughts. But I can’t stop myself. You have to know!!!! I must try my darndest to express gratitude respectfully while also conveying how earth-shattering this is. I’m still stalling, can you tell? I just feel totally overwhelmed… First and foremost, this is a DT, so there is no “Speaker”, but I must have one because I *need* the distance or I will become totally unglued and walk into a lake because this is so deliriously intense. I’ve described free use as the most intimate of kinks because it requires so much trust and there must be a lot of intimacy in the well of the relationship to draw from. It makes sense this DT is 50 minutes long to properly construct that level of closeness. This is so thoughtfully done, such a methodical titration of pleasure while never forgetting the breathing exercises. How do you do it?! Your gorgeous voice is so soft and sweet and soothing, it’s impossible to not trust the Speaker and follow directions, even if I’m doubtful about my ability to fulfill the directive. I’m tasked with opening myself up to more relaxation, more oxygen, more sensation, things I don’t always feel confident I can do. This Speaker is so helpful in re-evaluating my priorities. He is so confident that this is my natural state, not Girlboss Me. Girlboss Me is great, but she doesn’t have a place here. She can’t do the things Domestic Me can do and doesn’t have the same priorities or vision. To quote @sarah💫, "time doesn’t exist on this Patreon. It’s a wormhole where time, sanity, and word limits don’t exist". Absolutely. Girlboss Me is sooooo worried about time, getting things done, not making enough time for certain things, being effective. Blah blah blah blah. All of that is immaterial on whatever plane of existence this is. I am most myself and most at home on my back merged with the person using me, experiencing an embodied pleasure that seems endlessly renewable. Every ounce of anxiety wrung out, Girlboss Armor in the closet, Girlboss mindset banished. I am free! And in that space that was once occupied by anxiety-inducing Girlboss thoughts is…me and the Speaker! But honestly more so the Speaker. My attention and senses are totally occupied with him. He fills the empty space of my mind like a gas. There is nowhere in me he doesn’t touch. I am his toy. His wish is my command! On relistens, depending on my state of mind, this “invasion” can initially feel claustrophobic and makes it *harder* to breathe, but that’s a good indication to me that I’m too anxious, too fused with Girlboss Me, and that I need to come home. If my body is my home and external stressors can make home feel unfamiliar and/or unreachable, this Speaker is someone who can make home feel like home again because he lives there. He’s totally untouched by any stressful sexual brakes that inhabit my mind, and he has more clarity on who I am than I do. He’s like a holding place for that vision of Me when I need help coming home to myself. The essence of Daddy™, and this Speaker is Daddy. I feel so so so nurtured and adored listening to this. This really made me feel like Baby™. I felt cradled like with Sleepyhead M. That someone would take the time to do this, would be patient and attentive enough, would be so happy to take on the burden of thinking for me for a period of time… I am so extraordinarily thankful. Of course I’d have to be devoted to him, look at what I get in return for my devotion! My offerings and efforts are never fruitless!!! Maybe I’ve said this before, but I think another aspect that makes Daddy seems so appealing is that he feels smarter than me? More accurately, it’s the feeling of being impressed when someone does something that may be easy for them but hard for you. So it’s extremely comforting to inhabit the big D/s container of a Speaker who wholeheartedly believes I can sink into this massive pool of pleasure no problem and maybe even a little more? And a little more? And a little more, why not?! I’m a good girl and can do anything!!! I travel through the wormhole of the Patreon and gain the ability to achieve incredible things and then get to take my experiences back home. THAT'S NUTS. Attempts to Talk about the Nasty Stuff: 🚫 “Scooping”. It returns. Something about fit and hip movement. No additional comments. 🚫 This is one of those meditations where you’re supposed to be panting and screaming, right? 🚫 “Such a good fucktoy for Daddy’s big cock” ☹️. I can only describe the sound I make consistently upon hearing this as “anguished whoopie cushion”. 🚫 “I’m gonna fill you with so much cum, it’s gonna be spilling out of you” Get a mug, why are we wasting it?! In *THIS* economy?! 🤨 🚫 The counting before permission to cum when *Speaker’s* breath is ragged? I can’t do this anymore. 🚫 “Perfect cumdump, my lovely slut, nothing but a free use whore for your Daddy” Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I can do it, I can say something. I specifically requested “cumdump”, I have to say something. And it even appeared in a sentence that has caused me to stare off into space for the past ten minutes trying to come up with something to say. I hope you’re proud of yourself (genuine, but also like…. ☹️) Hearing your regular voice at the end was AMAZING. It felt like I woke up in an opera house and joined the rest of the audience in a standing ovation, but I looked like I was just in a typhoon. I thought, “wow, what a performance, incredible mind, he must work so hard to achieve this level of narrative cohesion as a baseline, I’d like to drink from that stream of consciousness” but also I was screaming, crying, and throwing up!!! More seriously, an embodied sense of safety, calm, and pleasure can be hard to come by these days. That you are able to help others produce that for themselves is so important and special. What a precious skill and what a fun and creative way to deploy it! As always, I find you equally impressive and terrifying! I am filled with awe! Thank you, August, for using your powers for good and not evil! 💗💗💗

Rose S.

I love this comment so much I want to curl up inside it like it’s a blanket fort. THANK YOU, GABRIELLA!!! YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS, AS ALWAYS!!!!!! This truly is essence of Daddy™ and good GOD where do I sign up???

CandyKane

with the chuckle at the end. like okaaay we get it🙄…. but tell us more just incase🤭

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

moses sumney x hayley williams mention!! 🫶🏻 “i like it i like it” has been on nonstop replay for me since it dropped last week. i’m quickly becoming a fan of his work, too. hayley is the queen of my heart, my #1 crush and i need her to put out an r&b/soul album like, yesterday. i loved this comment and am nodding aggressively in agreement, but especially at “Girlboss me is great, but she doesn’t have a place here.” oof. 😮‍💨

DivineFeminine

How is it even doing this? I’ve been trying to find the words, and they just… dissolve. It’s sensual, but grounding. Centering, but somehow electric.⚡️ Working on every level at once - mind, body, breath. 🧠🧘‍♀️😮‍💨 It stirs the mind in this quiet, almost sneaky way. Soft ☁️ but intense, like every word is placed with this unfair kind of precision, knowing exactly where to land. It eases tension you didn’t even realize you were carrying, until suddenly you’re coming undone. Not all at once. Just… slowly. Gently. Unspooled. Eased open. And once you’re there, it’s like floating. Downstream, weightless, like your body’s forgotten how to hold tension at all. What kind of magic is this?! ✨ F O R T Y - E I G H T minutes and somehow, it doesn’t feel like forty-eight. They never do. Time bends when it’s this immersive. Maybe you set out to make the longest DT, or maybe you just got swept up in the flow? Either way, it’s euphonious. And I know you said you’re not a meditation guy, but you’re… kinda really good at it. Honestly, wouldn’t mind more of these, just sayin’. 🧘‍♀️🎧👀 ⚡️ That countdown never misses, does it? ⏰ It’s not just the numbers, but the way they guide you; slow and certain, like they already know where you’re going. Just this steady, deliberate pull into something that feels inevitable, but never forced. One… two… three… and without even noticing, you’ve started to move with it. Your breath syncs. Your body follows. Four… five… you’re not thinking, just responding. 😵‍💫🙇🏻‍♀️😮‍💨 ⚡️ “Feel my spit in your open mouth, running over your tongue and sliding down your throat and swallow.” on REPEAT 🔁 then REPEAT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN 🕺 Folded, flipped, creased just like origami. 🫨🙂‍↕️ ⚡️ The use of “Daddy” woven into the affirmations just meltsSsSsSs 🌋🥵 leading to “opening your mouth and screaming and moaning and whining, just like a good little fuckdoll.” 🤸😀🦋🫠🌸 ⚡️ The LAST 5 minutes hit hard. Mind hazy, thoughts slipping, everything just blurring together. But I’m still rolling with the punches, just barely. And then BAM. That final punch 🥊. Ring the bell. 🛎️ Seriously, ring the bell. KO. 😵 Grinning, totally wrecked, but worth it. 😰 It’s been days and I’m still sitting with this one, wow. Thank you August! 🌷

DivineFeminine

L O V E 🩷 your thoughts on the essence of Daddy and the use of! Specifically this: “So it's extremely comforting to inhabit the big D/s container of a Speaker who wholeheartedly believes I can sink into this massive pool of pleasure no problem and maybe even a little more? And a little more? And a little more, why not?! I'm a good girl and can do anything!!!” There’s something so intoxicating about being held, like REALLY held by it. The dynamic doesn’t just allow pleasure, but expects it, encourages it, and expands it. That ‘Daddy’ presence says: of course you can take more. Of course you can open wider, fall deeper. He already knows you can, even when you forget. The dynamic isn’t just about taking pleasure, it’s about being led, being held, being seen in a way that allows for an endless unfolding of who you can be in that space. You captured this so well! 🌸

Bindi

It has been days and I’m still chewing on the experience of listening to this one. I could write a whole thesis on how it’s constructed and what buttons it is pushing in the listener. Like I hate to stroke a man’s ego (even though that seems to be all I do around here lmao) but you really did outdo yourself with this one. I cannot imagine what the scripted audios are gonna be like this month.

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Today is my two month Patreon anniversary. I know a lot of you have been here for yeeeears.... but my story, my history... it just didnt allow for this kind of thing until recently. I'm here now, thats what matters. And I have to tell you, it REALLY fucking matters!!! This man has revolutionised my entire mindset. with these audios. From the demon audio, thru the witchy one, and the flatmates one and the spies one, to alllll the DTs, which I play nightly now, like ASMR - I have no idea how August does it but fucking hell, he was born for this shit! I've tarted about, trying to find a small "collection" of VAs because I didnt wanna just be dependent on one. And I've found some belters, I can't lie... but at the end of a lonnnnnng day,: when all I wanna do is crawl into bed; this ridiculously talented man, these exceptional audios, this fucking unbelievable sexy , adaptable, soothing voice, just keeps me grounded here. He's so bloody good at this!! The August we know here (the non-parasocial "character" that makes these audios!) is the reason I go to bed earlier these days (as I should - I have chronic insomnia). He is the reason I spent £60 on toys. (just from Shein - I'm not made of money! Haha!). He's the reason I feel more confident, more self aware and more in charge of my own life now than I have done in a decade! I just needed to say that. The man's a fucking genius! I dont know him, I feel stupid relying on him for this.... but my god, whoever he is, in a weird, internetty, fantasy, imaginary, completely NON-PARASOCIAL way, I fucking love this boy! I love the idea of a man like him, getting all this shit that we all must feel. I've never had that (Okay, maybe once!) ;). I want that. Why can't we all just meet a partner like that, who can satisfy and read us in this way?! Where ARE these people?? The VAs I follow do it so why doesnt yer average hook up/potential partner know about this stuff?? Why are we all online finding this when it SHOULD be out there, for the taking??! Because we ALL like naughty sex, right??! I dunno, it just pisses me off!! :D Just needed to put that somewhere. Feel free to ignore me! <3

Deja

Jesus, this is an insane thing to come back to after taking a break from listening bc life's gotten so busy 😭😭 omg omg

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@Rose: Girlboss versions of us lose again, everyone cheered: https://imgflip.com/i/9tq72c. And thank you so much, you’re too sweet 🍬💖!!! @little j: Omgomgomgomgomg literally floating into outer space on repeat https://makeagif.com/i/m2tC_l The day she finally puts out that R&B album, I will know peace 😫 @DivineFeminine: Aww thank you, and omg, “being seen in a way that allows for an endless unfolding of who you can be in that space”. Laser point accuracy and so beautifully stated! 💗 @Andrea: lmaooooooooo I am nothing if not a journalist trying to get to the bottom of what in the goddamn hell is going on here on this Patreon….with a joke or two in between takedowns.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I know it's not, but the spit feels like it goes on for fifteen fucking minutes it's so slow, I'll never be normal again

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

"Cumdump" changed my life. It's the mother I never had, it's the sister everybody would want. It's the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better pet name.

Dafina

I have nothing community guidelines approved to say

Deja

TO BE LOVED IS TO BE SEENNN AND ACKNOWLEDGED 😭😭😭😭😭 💞💞😙😙😙😙😙

Aquatic_Chimera

Jesus it's been a while since I've had a chance to listen. Work has been crazy! This audio has left me gagged. It's like discovering August's work for the first time again, leaves you weak in the knees and what not 😂.Good to be back with all of you guys again!

adrian ⛓️

not gonna lie this one had me RUNNING to the aftercare audio! thank you August for having that audio and also including aftercare at the end of some DTs they are sooo helpful

Craw Daddy

Every time I listen to this I hear new things I missed in past listens and WOOF. I’ll never get over spittin in the mouth. But cumdump? That’s my legal name. First, middle and last. My social security number and the make and model of my first car. That shit? My Alma mater. 🧎🏽‍♂️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Do NOT threaten me with a good time, I would kill for that (and inevitably imagine that S&L are Clark & Lois)!!! They're like spies, but for the people!

sarah 💫

Omg sameee rose, totally agree the Daddysphere can be kinda tricky for me to navigate too bc it usually feels like just another icky, performative way to give control to some dude who wants to stroke his own ego more than he wants to genuinely care for his partner. The balance struck here (and in all of august’s other “daddy”esque audios imho) is sooo important and treasured! You can tell the caretaking aspect comes from a genuine desire to make the other person feel good instead of speaker wanting to bask in the Daddy title for his own machisimo/self importance. This audio really “connected” with me too, in the way a crowbar connects to someone’s shins, bringing me to my knees 🤕🧎🏻‍♀️

sarah 💫

🎶 “It’s not that I don’t like it, baby / it’s just that I like it a little too much” 🎶 me putting off commenting on this goddamn audio tbh 🫩 (also omg I loveeee Hayley Williams and this song is such a jam, ty for putting me on!!! 😍) I am jumping up and down screaming at the free use section of your comment — YES exactly‼️ I’m a huuuuge free use fan and I totally agree that deep intimacy is crucial for a casual, “distracted” approach to connection to be satisfying for all parties involved. it only really works if you trust/know the other person well enough to take/be taken while still respecting your safety and comfort and thinking of your pleasure! also omghghshfdf you actually quoted my lil phrase from the concubabe comments 😭🥹🫵🏼💖 looove your expansion on that point; nothing from the material world exists on this patreon, including Girlboss Armor! “If my body is my home and external stressors can make home feel unfamiliar and/or unreachable, this Speaker is someone who can make home feel like home again because he lives there” is GORGEOUS. I am drooling @ the idea of someone beckoning you home, opening your own door to yourself from the inside and leading you to your favorite spot on the couch, reminding you of how welcoming and comforting your own body is. Helping you return to yourself, UGH 🏡💌 Your thoughts on the Daddy™ of it all + being nurtured are sooo spot on, the idea of someone being smarter than you and therefore more capable to take care of you (hyperindependence 🤝🏼 daddy kink) is exactly it! The gentle, persistent reminders to just breathe and let go felt like little murmurs of “you can do it” encouragement; like you said, HE believes I can inhabit such a massive pool of pleasure, so it must be possible right? [cut to me drowning in my own puddle of drool]. Girl “cumdump” was a missile with your name chiseled on it, I CANNOT believe you survived, you are so strong 😔🫂 Also love your note about the “speaker” persona usually disappearing during DTs; I think @anonyiana has mentioned this before but the DT identity/voice feels esp dangerous to me bc I can’t quite place him. He lives in the shadows between SFW + NSFW August and somehow embodies both at the same time??? deeply unfair and not allowed!!! 🚫

sarah 💫

Wait also @andrea @gabriella I have been DYING for a journalism/reporter audio omgggg maybe M + F are journalists working for rival newspapers and they find themselves following the same lead on a story…? 📰 (s)extra, s(extra) breed all about it!!! 🗞️

sarah 💫

“Unspooled” is exaaaactly it omg it feels so natural and reflexive that I don’t even realize I’m melting until I’m halfway down the drain 🫠 I am…..beside myself re: the Spitcident. EVERYYYY time I relisten, I think I’m prepared. istg I brace myself for impact at 21:35 and still find myself flung down a flight of stairs at 21:41. WHAT did he put in this (it’s spit. he put spit in this) 😔 Always love reading your comments divinefeminine, you have such a lovely, poetic way with words! ✨💓

lovelygesture

cough..cough. Hi..new here new moan tier listener- I gotta say man. I’ve been listening to this man’s voice forever and I’m not broke anymore- listened to him all night…ehehhhh I’ll be lurking..

DivineFeminine

Thank you, Sarah! 💓 Seriously, that’s such a lovely thing to hear.🥺 And the feeling is absolutely mutual! 🔁 It’s always such a joy to read your thoughts and reactions. 🫶🏼 Yesss, completely! That natural, reflexive melting is such a big part of why I keep coming back. It eases you into this kind of flow state where you can totally lose track of time… up until you hit the 21-minute mark, then INSTANT whiplash.😵‍💫 I swear I stopped breathing for a full minute, totally disoriented and out of it, but it stays on repeat. 🙂‍↕️

WildLavender

You really are the most devious bastard in Patreon City (affectionate)

cara

Just flew home from vacation (boo) but that meant I was finally able to give this a listen (yay!) and what a fucking consolation prize for vacation being over 🥵🤸‍♂️💖🤙🫦🫠😵‍💫

sarah 💫

“I hope that was relaxing 🥺🙂” I am limping along the side of the road with one shoe, unable to remember my name, shoulder dislocated, vision blurred, ears ringing, a single tear rolling down my cheek as I walk into traffic and get hit by a bus while Iris by Goo Goo Dolls plays in the background. But yeah, definitely relaxing! 🤕 Really tho, this is simultaneously so soothing *and* enticing, I’m paralyzed somewhere in between. There’s an initial wave of calm that washes over me in the beginning but then it settles into a low thrum of pressure prickling beneath the surface. Such a maddening mix of being lulled into a relaxed, drowsy state while battling the giddy, nervous thrill of knowing we could dip into nsfw waters at any second 🎢 The way you seamlessly weave between SFW + NSFW talk is disarmingly smooth, I am convinced you were a siren in a past life, luring poor unsuspecting seaside maidens to their horny deaths 🧜‍♂️ What reallyyyy really sticks out to me here (besides the unforgivably hot spit sound — there’s a warrant out for your arrest you absolute sicko) is this refreshing spin on free use 🤯 I feel like a huge selling point of free use (to me at least) is to remain/act unaffected to see how far you can go + how much you can take without breaking the facade, like a sexy game of chicken. It’s a way to experience intimacy + closeness while remaining somewhat ~detached~ in a fun, playful way, esp for ppl who struggle w vulnerability maybe probably definitely 🙋🏻‍♀️🤠 BUT! The way you employ free use in this audio doesn’t call for distraction or feigned indifference. It’s not about trying to see how much you can take while juggling another task. There *is* no other task. The whole point here is to hone in on what’s happening in your body, in this moment. Unlike most free use tropes, Speaker demands FULL attention, encouraging listener to breathe through it + sink into the sensation. Instead of being pulled *out* of your body to stave off being affected, it’s about being pulled *into* yourself to soak up every morsel. That feels like a Huge shift for me and adds a whole new dimension to one of my all time favorite kinks! <3 The affirmations part has me howling at the moon and scaring my neighbors 😔🌕🐺 That was so new and HOT, the first few SFW affirmations had me smiling to myself like haha ok yes we love positive self talk 🥰 …….and then you roundhouse kicked us in the face with “I’m taking it so good.” https://imgur.com/a/zey0PPO My smile dropped so fast, I think my jaw cracked 😦 That whole segment is straight up hypnosis, the “repeat after me” angle is sooo fucking intense and really drives home this cycle of encouraging —> believing —> becoming if that makes sense? Being called [X] is one thing but repeating it out loud, echoing it in your *own* voice is like…enchantment. Sexy manifestation from the porn warlock 🫵🏼🕯️I would loveee to hear more nsfw affirmation stuff in a scripted audio, even if it guarantees my inevitable demise! This is by far the most intimate DT to date imo, istg at some points the sound leveling/mixing mimics the way it feels to drown out your thoughts; it almost feels like we’re swallowed in silence? Idk if that was purposeful or not but it added such an amplified sense of stillness and really helped me shut off my (usually restless) brain 🧠🚫 this left me feeling so grateful and terrified and absolutely spoiled rotten (this is one of the most pleasure dom-y Augusts so far I think??), can’t thank you enough for giving us such a relaxing, life ruining treat! 🫶🏼

Zarinthia

Heya very new here. I've discovered, literally in the last 10min, hearing daddy repeatedly in my ear like this has opened my uhm floodgates.. My brain has gone fuzzy.

Ifrah

Laid up like a dying Victorian husband in a wooden four-poster bed. A little delirious. That was so hot. That was surface of the sun inner core of the earth's mantle hot. I'm about to have the crunchiest nap of my life.

beluga

This healed me. Insanely good. One of my favorite Dirty Talks ever, I think.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I did not survive in fact, it rattles around my now empty skull. "Cumdump" is where my brain used to be 😔. And yes, that's a good way to describe DT Man! He's too close, but also I can't quite grasp him.... Scary!!! And slfjsljfsdaoa I need the "sextra sextra, breed all about it!" tshirt NOW. I loooooove the rival journalists angle, they keep bumping into each other and trying to throw the other off the trail, red herrings, zany hijinks. This is August's screwball audio!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I misread the description at first and thought he said he *was* a meditation guy and thought, “that makes perfect sense, he’s so fucking good at this”. Cosigning the siren theory, and the Patreon is his retirement from the hustle and bustle of sea life. Now he can lure people to their horny deaths digitally! 🌊 “Instead of being pulled *out* of your body to stave off being affected, it’s about being pulled *into* yourself to soak up every morsel” Gorg dissection of free use for the vulnerability-averse and YES! Without being able to hide behind the distractions and to titrate the intimacy with a performance of being unaffected, the only thing I’m left fighting is…myself! Horrific, why would he do this to us? I would also love more nsfw affirmations for the porn warlock spellbook!! Huge ditto on being terrified and feeling spoiled rotten! I don’t take it lightly when something or someone is able to help me quiet my mind. I can't believe this started as a jokey off the dome idea and is now the most potent relaxing August audio recorded 😧

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Quick question, not too sure where to ask this but... Has anyone else ever used the word, "Augasm" in here?! It just came to me! 🫠

sarah 💫

“The only thing left fighting is…myself!” EXACTLY I’m litchraleeee going toe to toe, gloves up, jabbing at my own reflection every time I open this goddamn app 😓 I’ve found that there’s always a sense of facing who you really are + confronting what you’ve secretly wanted all along laced within these audios — like you so gorgeously put in your comment, it’s a feeling of coming home + returning to oneself, even a home you tried to convince yourself you didn’t want/need in the first place. For someone to see through that and pull you towards the place you belong is soo powerful and rare. And 10000% agree, it’s always so appreciated and impactful when a piece of art or media can transport me out of the buzzing metropolis that is Overthinking City 😮‍💨 we have started to decay from how thoroughly this audio has spoiled us!!!! 🍭🍬🍯

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I don't think so. Probably because British English and American English speakers pronounce "August" differently, lol. I pronounce it in British English too. "Augasm" is genius! 🤣❤️

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

I think they pronounce it the same in US? "OR-gust", no? I shall check with my Rhode island buddy! I was pretty chuffed coming up with Augasm, I can't lie!! 😁😆😉

KWoww

I don't think I've made it all the way through this one yet. I always fall asleep before the end, and I'm okay with that. Your voice is so soothing. I fall asleep smiling

S

join our coalition, we are trying to get a literal siren audio. mergus. Augman. breathplay. imagine the pastabilities.

sarah 💫

@shiloh Augriel 😍🌊

Peachyspit

My fav. No cap🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

aliyah

“nothing but a free-use whore for your daddy, right?“ this was embarrassingly, unbelievably tailor-made for me. what a way to round out this all-nighter.

Hera

I subscribe specifically for the DirtyTalk series, and this one might be my favorite yet 🥴🫠🔥 Fav surprise tag: [horny hypnosis]

Hera

💀💀💀same

S

welcome im so glad u can reach enlightenment w us barb

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

Thank you Shiloh! I feel like I've joined Jared Leto's cult except it's good, August's not an asshole, and I'm not down $250,000.

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

That's precisely what I did. I feel like I'm a radio that's been retuned to only pick up Numbers Stations.

Pie 🥧

There was one time I woke up earlier that expected. I decided to play this DT to help me fall asleep, and I swear it worked like magic. I will never finish this DT. 😭

franz

these are my affirmations now

Gabbagool

1-800–Holy Fuck

S

really, what a bargain. youre saving so much money

Mattiiiep

Holy fk you're a genius😭

Krist (like 'wrist').

1: Yes, I did like that. 2: Yes, it was fun. 3: I'm not sure if this was intentional, or if you were aware of it after the fact, but the lower and softer you made your voice, the more it became necessary for me to hold my breath to hear you. And by having to hold my breath, that returned some of the tension to me. And by returning some of the tension, it made me work harder to then release it, which then made the release that much more powerful. Basically a build up/peak/release/build up cycle, which is pretty much an orgasmic experience. It was such an immensely clever tactic that only made the push/pull (hah) dynamic of the audio and the script that much more potent and tangible. You should be proud! Usually I feel nothing with guided meditation/breathing audios, and even ASMR-y type of stuff sets off some bizarre alternate response in me that makes me want to scream and tear out my hair, but this had such a gentle, possessing hold on me. I'll definitely return to this in the future when I need some guided release (and the validation of feeling desired lol).

Krist (like 'wrist').

Ok I'm coming back to this to praise it again because the idea of cockwarming with my mouth is very much a fantasy of mine, and this audio woke that kink the fuck up. I keep thinking about it when I have to do anxiety breathing exercises. 🙊

S

i keep seeing ur pfp and feeling a deep need to watch FWWM

Krist (like 'wrist').

I want to encourage this but also don't know if I want your possible emotional duress on my conscience :(

S

nah its the best bring it on. i just dont have access to it haha

Lochtessmonster

Y’all, what did he put in this one, because like-

Tina🩷

The asmr tingles i got from this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 i will say this is the first time ive felt them in my 🐈🐱 though 🤣

Sara

“Mate you into the bed” August, please! 🥵 How am I supposed to get on with my day? Did’ya think of the consequences? Huh? Did’ya? Do it again 🫶🏼

Hera (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 Well… this is the audio-gift that keeps giving massive O’s (or however the saying goes). I just have to say I appreciate it very much for two reasons: 1. The pacing was flawless and helped me get into a meditative (also somewhat hypnotized) state really quickly.. I think due to this I was then able to experience “sub space” fully for the very first time from an audio. I’ve felt moments of it listening to other VAs/audios but not to the depth that this audio provided. 2. I’ve never enjoyed “spitting in mouth” but this audio changed that 🥵
2025-08-19 22:51 Well… this is the audio-gift that keeps giving massive O’s (or however the saying goes). I just have to say I appreciate it very much for two reasons: 1. The pacing was flawless and helped me get into a meditative (also somewhat hypnotized) state really quickly.. I think due to this I was then able to experience a really deep “sub space”. 2. I’ve never enjoyed “spitting in mouth” but this audio changed that 🥵

Well… this is the audio-gift that keeps giving massive O’s (or however the saying goes). I just have to say I appreciate it very much for two reasons: 1. The pacing was flawless and helped me get into a meditative (also somewhat hypnotized) state really quickly.. I think due to this I was then able to experience a really deep “sub space”. 2. I’ve never enjoyed “spitting in mouth” but this audio changed that 🥵

kate

Hey hi hello 👋 new listener and I realize this is an old audio... but with all sincerity, this healed something in me. Thank you 💕

Sara

“Soft bump” *then the pause* 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼yes please, MOAR 🔥

Ethel M.

More like this one please

brujita✨

I cannot get enough of the style of this audio 🫴🏼🏆

Hera

Saaaame ✨

Ari 🌕

Going from breathing to blowjob and spit in the tags is so funny. You really are a little freak. Love it.

Ari 🌕

I hadn’t ever really thought much about free use until this audio but I think I might be into it???

She Exists

Only someone dangerously creative could take something as peaceful as meditation and engineer it into this!! 🫨

Sarah G🌻

Me repeating : It’s gonna stop whenever I want it to. Me finishing the sentence : which is NEVER 🤣

Milkshake Madness

This was absolutely diabolical & I loved every second!!! I love hearing audios that make it clear the speaker knows what’s he’s doing and this was top tier! It was right on point… thank you 😏🩷

Ari 🌕

Gentle mouth fucking is underrated. More self indulgent audios in 2025 with the softly whispered *fuck* THE YEAR OF THE SOFT DOM.

Mika

idk how many times I've come back to this one and how i always underestimate my ability to focus on anything else while listening to this it's so damn good

Lexxx

I knew I would see you here lol

Lexxx

[22:28] and you girls will thank me 🥺🥺🥺

Lexxx

I’ve never been better at counting 😬😬😬

Sarah G🌻

Oh darling where else would I be 🫢

MalAires

JFC ...... In the best way. Ahhh 🫠🤯

Daphne 🦇

This was the hottest thing I’ve heard in my entire life

Daphne 🦇

Love you for this reference lolol

Galaxy

Hi, I know I'm a little late to this one XD but...this has to be the most relaxing thing I've ever listened to in my entire life. Forget about YT healing videos, forget about yoga class, NOTHING has EVER made me this relaxed. I believe that intimate moments, whether it's sex or not, can bond and connect at such deep levels and this portrays that perfectly. Right from the beginning with the oral, to his cock sliding down, to the rhythmic penetration, to the affirmations, EVERYTHING in this screams (or maybe whispers XD) bliss. Thank you SO much August for doing this. I'm pretty sure this will make many people really happy, including myself :3

bubbl3gum🫧

oooooh, yes, a siren! which unfortunately makes me a goblin sea witch trying to hoard his magical voice all to myself 🐚

bubbl3gum🫧

i was 3” in before realizing what we were counting. and then i smiled and slowly passed away 😵💐🪦

Hannibal Elector (Cassie)

This is one of the best things I’ve ever heard. The switcharoo, the degradation, the softness… it has everything

Bex

I think I’ve listened to most of these DT’s now and I feel like my psyche somehow knew to skip this one because this is the most destructive 😳 people listen to these and then go about their day? How Sway? I feel like I need 3-5 business days to recover.

kylie

I am begging on my hands and knees for a part 2 to this audio the affirmations sent me into oblivion

Vile

Art.