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One of your close, longtime friends is getting married and you've been tasked with making sure her brother doesn't have too much fun at the reception and embarrass himself. What nobody else knows is that the two of you have some history of getting into trouble together. But that was a one time thing, and definitely won't interfere with you doing your job, right?Hi!It's sort of a wild hour, but I really wanted to get this done so I'll be around tomorrow to do my usual detailed description and correct any mistakes in this. In the meantime, I hope you like this one. I'll try to do the important CW below but might forget some stuff, but it's not too intense overall. Have to shout out all the amazing suggestions for this audio on the poll, though, they were really inspiring!!Take care,august 🌨️Names Used: Sweetheart, baby, sl-t, good girl, goody-two-shoes, "proper" (For Listener). Good dog (For Speaker). CW: She/her pronouns and the term "bridesmaid" are briefly used for Listener character, and they are said to be wearing a dress and high-heels. They are implied to be uptight and a "goody-two-shoes" type. F and M have hooked up at some point in the past, implied to be just the one time and no intercourse, just oral and fingering. As a part of this, the F character plays into the "we shouldn't" taboo of their relationship (friend's brother) and justifies hooking up with M again as just "keeping him out of trouble" or "taking care of him" so he doesn't sleep with someone even worse. M pursues F more directly, and there is some deal-making talk as a part of this, but it's intended to be just banter and playfulness, with no coercion. Act-wise, the only thing that hasn't been in an audio before that should be noted is that F licks cum off the otherwise (clean) upholstery of a car. M is also horny and jokes about looking for someone to sleep with at the wedding, including divorced aunts. There's a cheating mention (not Speaker or Listener) as a part of this.

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Koi

Oh I’m Readyyy!

Kiosha 💋

I’m up and ready, there’s no problem except that I haven’t pressed play yet 🙂🙏

PT

It’s a wild hour for you but perfect for the end of work day on my side of the world. Thanks for working so hard to get the audio out. Can’t wait to dive in! 🥳🥳

wiggie

40 min audio dropping while im in the work parking lot 20 min before shift is crazy work. can I 2x speed this shit🏃🏼‍♀️‍➡️

AliveBody

i’m fast and in public, as always

Dafina

YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, ITS 11:43AM, IM AT WORK

veryimportantfish

what a delightful 2:30am surprise guess imma be tired as hell tomorrow 🙃

aali

August it’s not even NOON

platinum scar

What a nice Morning Tea🍵Spirit lifted🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Diabolical of you to drop this at lunch time at work but reading the tags got me all excited to listen! You worked hard and I appreciate you 👏🏼

Youli

I’m not gonna survive today if you didn’t post… just one of those days. but you did. Thank you thank you thank you

Nóri 🌜

Ugh, I'm sitting on a meeting, but what if I just...click play? No one will know

rachel 🍓

my AM alarm just went off + I’m feeling delirious @ [licking it up] on the tags guest list for this wedding audio oh my fucking god 💌🧎🏻‍♀️‼️

Meesh

Fuck yes! My plans got cancelled and now this. It's going to be a great night!

roxy

Bridesmaid duties now include: walking down the aisle, smiling for photos, light upholstery cleanup, and making sure the groom’s not the ~messiest~ person at the event. Just another day of being the responsible one. 👠🚗🫡

AliveBody

speaker character, you’re a problem- 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

AliveBody

NOOO - THE TONGUE OUT DOG BREATHING, dawg i died on the train, so goofy love the goofiness

nasa 🧸

thank goodness I just got home too

AliveBody

love when speakers say “you’re evil” yes, i am - what about it 🧍🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🫵😁 (gotta stop spamming the comments, BYE 👋)

roxy

side note: "good dog"???? 🐶🫠

sincerely, alycia

this might just be my favorite M in all of M history

riri

Thanks for your hard work, hope you'll get some good rest 🫶 "F licks cum off the otherwise (clean) upholstery of a car. I think that's it?" huh that's IT ??? 😮‍💨👋 https://shorturl.at/bAgHn

rin🐰🤍

Oh i’m early 🙂‍↔️ 17:42-17:59 had me 🫣 something about repeating the question is SO *chefs kiss* Everybody say thank you August! You always come up with the best audios & dialogues. Great job king you ate this one up again 🥳

May B

Impeccable 😩 just wow

mikmak

i can not WAIT to listen to

moira 🎃👻

I’m currently in Scotland, at a castle, so I WILL be back for you, brides brother 🫵🏻

Lauren 🍒

Face riding, my beloved T-T Pushing her face in it T-T "Mindless" T-T

Marley

Yesss! 🙌🏿

Pomme G Seeds

What a way to start off my morning

h0neyc0mbe

5:00 to 13:00 is just glorious. I need him so bad it’s not even funny 😞

Ni

Same here

M

[licking it up] all my dreams have come true 🫠

riri

At 4:42, did speaker mentioned having chest hair ??? chest here ??? worst chest hair (🥁) ???

PT

Is it just me or this “cartoon wolf” M is actually sweet, with how much he remembers about F and their history, how he just cannot stop bringing it up, also, the heavy praises and the reassurances of “no one has to know”. So, so good! 🔥🔥 The way M says “so… stop me” @08:25 is going to stay with me for a while. Your delivery of that line was impeccable.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

📝 ESSAY TIME 📝 This dropped on my ride back to office from a meeting, right on my lunch break so HERE WE ARE, BACK WITH AN ESSAY! As usual I’m gonna comment on my all-time fave stuff that I got from this audio 🤌🏼🤌🏼 get a snack and some water, y’all! Might def re-visit this comment on my second listen! Why am I already giggly at the beginning with the music? IT IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I wanna be at a wedding party ASAP! It’s an adults-only wedding LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, let him have fun! 👀👀 The banter back and forth? You just know the fucking is gonna be good! 😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [03:23] “The dance floor needs me”? Speaker, please, we love a confident dancer 😂😭 [04:38] “thanks” LMAO THAT VOICE [04:43] “It’s all in my chest hair” the gasp I GUSPED cuz chest hair is 🔥🔥🔥🔥Lovely to include it in there😮‍💨🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥 [07:51] “if I’m not balls deep inside somebody by the end of the night, I might actually die” I CANT BREATHE he is SUCH a slut 😂😂😂😂😂 [08:48] “I’m not gonna argue when your high heels are putting my future family planning at risk” FOOT PLAY PLEASE the edging towards that is killing me 😭😭 “Cute shoes tho, even better legs” 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 GAAAAH!!! [09:14] Not the tongue hanging out, the panting??? This mfkr😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 [13:24] speaker sucking fingers and humping listener’s hand is so EVIL, JAIL FOR YOU! This desperate speaker is so delicious! Such a beautiful image! [17:44] “Right, baby?” Ejsdjdjdjslsnajskssjdiddjjd GTFO “I said ‘right, baby?’” Listener is a puddle in his hands now 😮‍💨 [20:50] “Keep those heels on while I eat your ass” my two fave things, feet and ass🤌🏼 combined in one sentence; my head is exploding. 👠 🍑 I love the idea of them having a history cuz they both just KNOW what the other REALLY wants. Aaaah!!!! [24:37] PRETTY BOY MOAN ™️ ALERT!!! 🚨⚠️ [24:53] YASSSSSS HERE TOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [26:47] “When I’m really turned on, I can sense when there is an uptight slut nearby” KO, RKO, all the finishers out there 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 oh no how will listener recover? Stay tuned! [27:50] Those doggy-sex sounds are super crisp and I’m here for them 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [29:XX] seriously this entire minute, the moans and the grunts are insane! The dialogue, UGHHHHH SIR WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?! YOU 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 ARE INSANE! #Jail4AITW [31:48] “You gotta get on top, I need you to ride it, I NEED you to ride it” holy shit this desperation 😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 he’s down BAD for that c*nt 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I can’t believe there is still 8 more minutes of this oh my god. DRINK SOME WATER, you guys. [34:45] the repetitions of “I wanna feel it” homeboy is definitely whipped now. 🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [38:50] this was the most diabolical switch of them all 😂😂😂😂😂😂 BWAHAHHA LOVE IT! TL;DR The switch of this speaker in this audio is insane! From sub to dom to slutty to subby to horny to DESPERATE sjjshssjshsjssbsjsjdbd it’s WONDERFUL! I absolutely enjoyed everything, from the party dialogue and vibe to the trek to the car, to the MESS THEY BOTH MADE! Are we even surprised you cooked again, August? The history between listener and speaker made it 10 times better! The inclusion of little subtleties like chest hair & ass action is wonderful and caters for everyone who’s into that, and the slight foot-fetish (foot on crotch, nice shoes) stuff ? Please stop edging and drop an audio with that soon😭😭😭🫵🏼 Again, HOW ARE WE LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS? Thank you for working hard and dropping this at what I believe is a very late hour; please hydrate and take care of yourself! UNTIL NEXT AUDIO, ladies and gentlesluts! 👋🏼

ara♡ ⋆。˚

god this m was so annoying 🙄 #needthat

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

With all due respect to this speaker, I’m not sure his upholstery can be trusted 💀 Also after mentions of “Dancing Queen” and “Gimme Gimme Gimme” half my brain spent the rest of the listen on patrol for ABBA easter eggs 🪩 39:02: You kinda look like you’ve just been railed, yeah me: 👁️👄👁️

Chris Cox

This was nice to wake up to.

Vee

"I'm not gonna argue when your shoe is putting my future family planning at risk" is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. I had to pause for a minute. This might be my favorite character

moira 🎃👻

listening to this on the bus ride to the next location… chat, i fear im cooked with this one. also excellent music choice in the beginning 💃🏻🪩

Violet 💜

This was excellent. His enthusiasm 😮‍💨

Violet 💜

Also finally licking cum from somewhere. Now we need an actually degrading audio where listener licks cum off the floor and speaker does that little laugh because it's just so embarrassing and dirty. Please 🙏🙏🙏

Page Chase

Lol this audio did not just drop when I have a meeting in half an hour! 🥵😭

Miracle

Still stuck at chest hair 🌚

Lexxx

Best 520 gift !! Then gimme gimme line is so cute ! And damn August stop laughing so charmingly !!!!

Amy Untamed

I am far too celibate for this level of enthusiasm 😩😩😩

rachel 🍓

“I wanna see that uptight, secret slut fall apart on my cock” 🚨😵‍💫🧨 so psychically unraveled by this S&L pair, and it’s not even 8am yet—now I have to get on with my day pretending like they won’t be reverberating in my skull??? I’ll return with more thoughts when I have the space to careen off a cliff in comment form! 💞

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

THANK YOU! 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Craw Daddy

Alright now for some reason I’m up at 5 AM AND WHATS THIS? SOME KIND OF SNEAKY FREAKY FUCK FEST? It’s a little early but you know what? I’d take an audio over the morning news any day. Over and over again. Anyways brb🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Craw Daddy

CHEST HAIR?!?!?! 👹

Craw Daddy

I gotta listen to this fucking audio QUICK

GG

August just casually saying my name 6 minutes in, I‘m fine I‘m fine.

Lochtessmonster

Reads “F licks cum off the otherwise (clean) upholstery” *expires* *resurrects just to hear this audio*

Ethel M.

Oh god, this is like part two to the younger brother hook up after girls night, my AITW gateway drug. ❤️ eye rolling tongue out anime girl type sex

zZZ

omg my 520 gift…💝💝✨✨

Zarinthia

It's the laughs. I've figured out I get jolts of reaction when I hear the different laughs. Especially the quiet ones. And hello "I've never heard anyone scream like that from just my fingers" Oi. I like the mischief in this one.

cara

Wowie. Deciding to listen to this on my morning commute was such a mistake but I'm wide fucking awake now!! I loved this. Loved their banter, their history, their chemistry. How you perfectly captured the 'annoying but hot friend's brother who teased you for years but you wanna fuck him anyway' thing. 10/10 no notes 🤌🤌🤌

yanna

wow this sounds like a movie???

Julia_Gulia

Well shit. I’ll have someone send my funeral bill to you.

Rachel

how am I supposed to have a productive morning in these conditions

Cait

I hope she didn’t take the hoodie bc yes that would look weird

Olivia

Raw raw raw or wtv lady gaga says

GinGin

Yessss I was gonna say that line is sooo good 🤣

Rachel

I used to pray for times like this (the return of silly goofy kinda mean slutty m)

Cait

I hate to be that *person* but I was a little annoyed about the delay and then you drop an audio with my favorite type of M. And now here I sit with egg on my face because.. These two!!!!!!!! This was giving biggggggg romance book energy. This speaker was the perfect mix of annoying funny and so hot. Loved that he just wanted to get off but then was soooooooo into her when they start to hook up. Loved that she was so annoyed with him. Every time he mentioned their past hookup I was just thinking like this man is down baddd!!! I think your best work comes from past relationships and now a past hookup! I won’t go line by line but the bangers for ME were “I can be a good dog”, the panting at the beginning, “you always want me to tone it down……but your body doesn’t.” Thanks for ruining my life (pos) even when you’re having a difficult month ❤️

vic

i’m at work this is a tragic 🪦

cara

God you're so right. Was also a little bummed but then THIS is what we get?! Hello??

sarah 💫

WEDDING WAKE UP CALL LET’S GOOO 😍💍☀️ did I wake up extra early just so I could listen to smut before I clock in at my job on a Tuesday morning?? Mind your business 🫵🏼😶 Can’t imagine how late you must’ve stayed up to get this out or what challenges may have caused the delays, your hard work is ALWAYS so appreciated esp during a messy month! 🌼 Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go do the winter soldier shuffle on the dance floor ❄️🫡💃🏻🪩

Amanda

Listening to this felt like I was watching an incredibly filthy, insanely hot romcom haha 11/10!! The beginning had me turn up while I listened to this in bed at 7:30 in the morning 🪩 😅 By the end, I needed a cigarette because goddamn. Can't let go of the sexy scene where listener presses her foot on his dick 🥵 Like you just know what the vibe would be after that.

sarah 💫

Ok cool I pressed play and the first 2 seconds have me giggling like a FOOL THIS IS NO WAY TO START A WORKDAY (resumes audio ▶️)

amy

HELLO GOOD MORNING

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

i made the mistake of reading the tags way early thinking i could just go back to sleep (aka i’m an idiot). now this keeps calling to me like the green goblin mask. hope you’re taking it easy and getting lots of rest today!!

Cait

EXACTLY YES

vic

chat should i listen a bit or what?

Gilliebean

So I am now dead, this killed me, thx so much

dangie 💌

GDAY AUGUST YOU DROPPED AT A PERFECT TIME FOR ME 🤞🏼☺️

phonons

Mmm I won't be ok this morning 😍 Thank you for all your hard work

phonons

I've been waiting for the return of [No Refractory] 😌

Page Chase

I had my meeting online and am now heading into the office while listening. This was diabolical. I was getting Archer/Lana vibes at the beginning where speaker is all "God forbid I have fun at my sister's wedding" plus THE HISTORY. Also as someone who got driven home by various friends' older brothers, nothing nearly that interesting happened to me either. So at least I got that vicariously through this audio.

Page Chase

I have never imagined getting my back blown out by Dancing Queen, but here we are. Also, yeah, the back of every dude's car is immediately suspect unless he just had it detailed.

Page Chase

Commuting audioslut gang assemble!

Jada M

good morning~ chest hair mention unexpectedly ignited smth in me…great work thx for getting this out even at an odd hour!!

roxy

honestly same, but good things come to those who wait mmhmm

roxy

You want me to believe this unbelievably annoying (and unfairly hot) speaker is the kind of guy who cleans and febreezes his car?? I know this vehicle smells like expensive cologne and has a suspiciously sticky cupholder...and yet! their dynamic is just so sharp and fun. 🤍The banter, the tension, the “we shouldn’t but we absolutely will” energy 🤭 it all unfolds in a weirdly tender way under all the mess. A+ disaster romance! 💝 Oh, and congrats to the bride and groom! 💐 edit: question for the room! does this M give off older or younger brother vibes to you?

ellieille

Australian here too! Gonna sleep good tonight 💕💕

emerald green

DT6 scenario 1 fans celebrating across the globe 🗣️ BLACK TIE

Rachel

I’m going to be thinking about the seat licking for the rest of my life I fear

cara

So many little parts had me white knuckling the steering wheel fr. The chest hair mention. The panting. The "you want me to tone it down but your body doesn't." The neediness!! 😵‍💫 I am unwell.

sarah 💫

WHOA how fun, hope you have a safe trip Moira!!! ✈️🏰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

sarah 💫

Unfortunately I love being annoyed 😔😒

sarah 💫

CHEST HAIR QUESTION MARK❓

Sierrana89

Okay, the cartoon wolf panting awakened something in me I did not expect.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes, you posted this at a wild hour, but it’s really my fault I couldn’t fucking wait and had to listen before going to work. Thank god for my long walk to work or I’d have to call out due to “weird vibes, barking”. I hope you are deep asleep, proud of yourself, beatific smile having dropped something that has ruined me. You’ve done it again, king 👑! I will return to detail the 70 minute daydream I had about these two during my commute 💭

roxy

@andrea for once, the turn has tabled! 🌟🐨

vic

oh to be australian 🥺

Jules 🎀

the struggle of being in a zoom meeting while listening 😔 I just wanna flick up a storm rn 💔

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

In my head M is youngest of three, two older sisters. He says he’s only the bride’s brother once, however maybe the overwrought eldest daughter moved to another continent and states at every opportunity that she never wants to get married (canon event) 💃 Edit: in typical fashion, Eldest Daughter is also the culprit who asked for baby bro to be managed (given that, as Rachel says, he seems to fully believe it wasn’t the bride)

sarah 💫

@Gabriella Sliiiide to the right!! Crouch down low!! Now break into tears bc this audio is magma levels of filthy and your brain is broken!! 🤠🎶

sarah 💫

I’m probs biased (as someone who had a Thing for my friend’s younger brother years ago 🫣) buttttt he deffo gives younger brother vibes to me! tbh all the brother speakers in the ACU give younger brother of an older sister imo (positive!!!). Like he has that snarky, kinda boisterous, fun vibe but also recognizes the authority a female figure can have over him?? He sounds like he’s had his fair share of being bossed around by an older sister (or 2)!

Thelnie

Holding my breath staring at the [condom] tag. How is this gonna go??? 😭😭😭

rachel 🍓

I’m claiming this audio as further proof of my “barrel-aged” audios theory along with Spank Therapy! 🥃 The banger scenarios that don’t win their polls the first time around but eventually get made have a specific, undeniable magic. I’m utterly delighted by how many of our simmered-to-perfection suggestions in the poll comments made it into the final piece (mentally cursed @ you in the most affectionate way during the nutso cum cleanup part 🤍🥛). sooooo worth waiting 8 months for this. I hope he’s having the best post-drop sleep of his audio career!

L89

I fear this may be in my top 5. 🖤

L89

Also, I was really hoping for a husband/bride audio but honestly, this was 🤌 perfection!

rachel 🍓

younger brother, no doubt, and I say this as someone with TWO younger brothers! the line about his sister being too cool to have asked for someone to babysit him sold it for me - v true to a younger brother who admires his older sister vibe 🥹🫶🏼 I completely agree with Sarah in that I’ve always heard the ACU brother Speakers as younger brothers with an older sister(s)!

Vampxouls

I’m left speechless right now, my goodness, I love this

lilli 🦋

how tragic that i get the post notif right as i'm leaving for work. EVIL 😫

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

This was delightful! It was messy, hilarious, filthy, and just so much fun. I'm so obsessed with this slutty, switchy speaker character. The desperation? Oh honey, our boy was down horrendous. 😭 Their dynamic is so cute. 🥺 Also, that first speaker arrival melted my brain. I'm pretty sure it's still oozing out my ears. 🫠

sarah 💫

YES omg rachel I immedjiately spotted a few suggestions from the comments, like @Gabriella’s deliciously filthy suggestion of F licking the upholstery (I will never forgive you for this unspeakably hot vision) and the lil tug of war for the drink + ensuing stain on M’s suit per your idea!!!! 🙇🏻‍♀️🫵🏼 HBC’s well of fun, hot, creative ideas never runs dry💡🪣 Also re: barrel-aged audios, this gives me hope that the long awaited Hand Kink audio will be just as devastating as we dreamed when (not IF) it finally happens 🤲🏼🕯️

B

YESSSSS

risa

LITERALLY

Cait

Presses play ▶️ on Walk Em Like A Dog

S

amen

vic

am i listening to this at work you may ask? yes yes yes i am

S

hm. it's a rental

S

that sounds like the place u might meet someone whose sister is getting married 👀

sarah 💫

I now pronounce me…fucking useless at my job for the next 8 hours 😵‍💫 “hickeys all over your tits, mark you up” will be echoing in my ears for the rest of the day. How am I supposed to answer emails w visions of Bride’s Brother attempting a sexy Macarena in my head 😔 Also this might be corny but it was soooo nice to hear this like, refreshing lightness and infectious JOY in your voice in the beginning? Idt we’ve had such a fun-loving, happy-go-lucky Speaker and it was sooo cute and sweet, like I can feeeel this dude beaming and tipsily smirking at F as she drags him from the dance floor 🥹 This was (as always) so worth the wait, I’ll be back w way too many thoughts as usual right after I grab a slice of wedding cake brb 🍰🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Lochtessmonster

Yep ok just popping back from the afterlife to say that [licking cum off seats while getting railed from behind] needs to be a tag now, kthxbye

S

✋️👀 AAAAAAAWOOOOOGA👅

Lana

this plays out like a near sequel to the outdoor concert audio, does it not? otherwise, the writing, characterization, the acting, the performance? they all come together (no pun intended) like a perfectly baked cake (sorry the thumbnail is making me hungry). this new speaker character feels so different from previous ones, and i'm glad august executed all that he wrote perfectly. delivery is key! besides all that, i'm the one friend who is rarely invited to weddings, but this year? i have! the disappointment though? there will be no music and no dancing, so i guess a part of me lives vicariously through this. and the other thing, i'm very much known to be a goody two shoes, so i empathize with the listener character's slight frustrations.

Amiah Caines

This already has me in a CHOKEHOLD 😍😍😍

sarah 💫

Every time August laughs, a polar ice cap repairs itself and global warming is reversed, this is scientifically proven

S

¹) the cake icon for this is 🤌 b) thanks for your work. this came out really early and it would seem like you worked all night on it. not necessary but still very appreciated.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

It's quickly moving from theory to fact!!! Particularly fun that this idea was maturing for 8 months since you can *feel* the anticipation and urgency between these two. It's like they were waiting right along with us lol! SO so tickled and honored when he takes our ideas and makes them roughly 20-45x hotter than they already are. Magical stuff, he's sleeping to recharge his power 🧙 HAND KINK AUDIO MENTION 🕯️!!! June is coming, people are going to lakes that are not yet warm... It could possibly maybe be TCNTT time? Even right now, post-wedding shenanigan shambles, the HBC Writers' Room never closes 📝

vvvin

CHEST HAIR RAHHH 👹 (and what that an indirect happy trail indication? 👀)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes!!! I'm still grinning ear to ear from the return of a Goofy Cutiepie covered in lipstick marks (in my head), like I genuinely feel giddy!!! 💋

S

see this is it. the trail. that was great. excellent cinema hm yes 🍷

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

His email is full of grifters trying to bottle his laughter to sell as a restorative tonic

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

something something “inside me there are two wolves etc” and one of them is this cartoon wolf. 😵‍💫‼️🐺 i don’t write long comments but this might send me over the edge later. i have too many thoughts rolling around in my brain about this silly cutie speaker omfg

sarah 💫

No literally from the first giggly “AYYY!!! Haha heyyy — 😄aggressive!! 😏” I was grinning like a LOOOOON. Someone needs to prop up a caution sign bc I’m becoming a slipping hazard the way I’m melting onto that dance floor 🫠⚠️

nugs

silly goofy august, my pookie 🤏🏼 the anticipation was so worth it

nugs

listener is so me 😫 “you telling me to shut up is so nostalgic” was actually too real, you hit all the goody two shoes notes for sure

sarah 💫

“Inside me there are 2 wolves and one of them has bulging eyes and is saying AWOOOOGA” 😓👅🐺 Also omg so seated for your possible long comment later, Big Comments are so fun to read (and write)! 🪑

S

3 hops this time

rachel 🍓

@sarah + @Gabriella fyi the day that TCNTT gets the barrel-aged audio treatment is the day I die!!! 🥰🔦🧊 I’m ready for the afterlife! ditto on [hand kink] audio; I wouldn’t have put it on my bingo card if I didn’t believe in it so fiercely! 🕯️ I literally laugh-shrieked aloud in my bed as soon as I heard the drink spill SFX🕺🏽🍷🫟 hahaha it is always *such* a treat to hear our visions woven into his erotic tapestries! I feel like the [prior history] stuff was a refining of our various ideas re: their dynamic with the childhood F2L or exes or almost hookup suggestions, too! and as you said, Gabriella, he always makes these suggestions volcanically hotter somehow… very generous, very rude (affectionate)!!! I also LOVE your reading of their eager anticipation to finally properly fuck as a meta mirror for the audience’s excitement to finally hear this audio omfgggg I have work to do today, Gabriella, I can’t crash out over them yet!!! 🫵🏼😩

sarah 💫

Gabriella must you bring glistening slippery wet hot summer skin into this 😩😔😓😮‍💨🥴 (but really, hand kink + wet skin is a match made in heaven if you ask me!!!!)

vvvin

just imagining speaker shirtless, tipsy, face flushed, hair sticking to their forehead from the sweat from dancing, sitting in the back seat, legs spread with pants unzipped and bucking their hips into listener’s hand and sucking on their fingers AAAHHHH it also makes me melt when i can hear the smiling/smirking when saying the flirty comment

PT

Perhaps my favorite thing about how you write/portray this M is the way he teases/goads F while being fully conscious and considerate of F’s feelings. He knows her well and is not afraid to show it. (And I love that.) Every time an M in your audio says “come here”, followed by kisses, I melt a little. With everything else M and F did together, these kisses remain the most intimate for me. This audio reminds me that you mentioned liking dancing in some of your AMAs, and that somehow made me smile. Hope your summer is filled with lots of dancing and fun times! 💃🕺

Val_Z

The “History “sounds hot 🫣

Rowan

I've been going thru an emotional roller every time I read these tags lately. Like wdym ass eating at a wedding?? 😂

Rowan

Lucky me cuz I get to listen to this on a rainy day camping- it's storming loud enough none of my neighbors will hear, so me AND this tent are getting wet today 🙂‍↕️

Carmel Rafa🪴

this. this is the mental image that keeps breaking my brain and is going to get me sent to animal control 🥲

Ruby 🍉

Not the harp player

ArtfullyAngelic

It’s a good day to start work late the next morning 👹

rachel 🍓

He is perhaps *the* goofiest cutiest ACU Goofy Cutiepie to ever exist!!! 😭💗 all his dialogue in the opening scene punctuated with an abundance of lil laughs + “it was a beautiful day; I’m happy, it’s the best night ever!” + I fully believe him; he is TOO SWEET 🍬 I legit gasped at “hickeys all over your tits” omg i’m a huuuuge fan of marking generally but it makes me extra crazy given their past history… like he NEEDS to physically show her the impact of the indelible sexual memories she left him when they last fooled around! 💭💥

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

@sarah & gabriella: y’all i’m also in the middle of a book where the mmc is the annoying and flirty/slutty brother of another character so i’m feeling double insane. i fear you will be hearing from me before eow lol. ty for the encouraging comments

rachel 🍓

I also thought of the Concert audio (one of my all-timers)!💡imo, it feels similarly cinematic, yet grounded in a S&L pair with a robust, pre-existing dynamic!

JammyJam

The chaotic husky/beagle energy lmao love it

rachel 🍓

joining the Big Comment cheerleading squad with sarah + Gabriella! 📣🤸🏻‍♀️

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

This has been the perfect drop time for me LOL morning AND A possible relisten at night? How did I get so lucky?😭😂

sarah 💫

Bride’s Brother, THTT friend, Concert Freak, and Blowfessor are battling it out in my head for Goofiest Grin award and it’s a four way (AHEM) tie 😍🏆 the pure JOY and elation emanating from M’s voice was soooo contagious ugh “it was a beautiful day!” made me smile much too hard for 6:45 am on a Chewsday‼️ Yes SAMEEE I’ve lowkey been a lil….. bashful (?) about suggesting chest + throat hickeys for F so I was SO ecstatic to hear that bit 😵‍💫 marking up is just so primal and hot, I lose it every time. And omg you’re so right, the added history makes it that much sweeter, very “you can try to forget we hooked up but your body will always remember.” I’M GONNA START CHEWING MY DESK

weepy

Yeahh this is cinema…this audio will def be the only thing on my mind at my cousins wedding tomorrow

_Lexi_Rexi_

Woke up to this surprise 🤩 listening to it twice! Obsessed fr!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Can we talk about how the first part of the audio is a fucking masterpiece of sound engineering? I felt like I was AT A PARTY watching those two!

Hannah

Clearly I should've had more faith 😄 I didn't think I would like the backseat car thing (awkward! so crowded! how do two people even fit there?) but the scene and dialogue (monologue? 🤷🏻‍♀️) was so well executed that my brain didn't wander into the mechanics at all. So good. I did not miss the moving-around-on-car-seats sound effects either, those were expertly placed. Most of all I love the sweet/goofy/mischievous speaker. Fucking excellent work 😍

GinGin

Yessss agreeeddd I’m so invested 🥺

GinGin

awww listener come on…just let the man PARTY 🤣 34:26-35:13 is gonna have me RUINED for days Ps: THIS AUDIO IS SO BUBBLY AND FUN 🤩

vvvin

indubitably 🙂‍↕️☝🏽

Jules 🎀

wishing you some hot brothers or hot friends in attendance 🤞🏽

revali

I haven’t even listened yet but the gratitude I felt seeing that the “uptight f” tag was paired with an “annoying m” tag was real. Like yes thank you, it takes two parties to create conflict lol. A tiny little thing but it felt important!

roxy

It’s so fun seeing everyone’s reasoning! (Andrea with the sibling backstory let’s gooo??) the younger brother read is so strong and makes a ton of sense and I also got those vibes! I can kind of see him as the older sibling too- just the more chaotic, less mature one. (Esp with how cheeky he was 😮‍💨) the “she’s too cool to ask someone to babysit me” …peak older sibling denial. feels like classic delusional older brother trying to maintain his cool while clearly being managed. 😌🤗

Cait

I am not a “I can see a scene play out between them” type of thinker butttt I’ve been marinating on this a bit today Okay you know all the edits for party 4 u ? I could easily see a scenario with these two where she’s watching him flirt with people across the wedding reception and gets that sad longing low key jealous feeling watching him act like a flirty idiot with everyone and they catch eyes across the way *cue party 4 u* and then he keeps dancing with the girl he’s been flirting with and then listener can’t take it anymore and uses her “job” of keeping him in line as her excuse to drag him away from the party and tell him he’s acting stupid and then the flirty/annoyed banter goes from there

Jules 🎀

not you and the tent both getting wet 😩😭 i’m dead

Blue

1.) I relate to this so much, I get this stupid feral it's actually so bad 2.) The sfx and environment setting is MWAH chef's kiss, pure cinema 🤌🏽 3. ) The Whine™️ that he does is probably one of my favorite sounds I've ever heard. I have more thoughts probably, I'm not even finished with the audio yet I just had to say that 🤭

Blue

The whiplash is insane 😂

charlie

i nearly missed my turn after the panting like a dog part... i was staring into the middle distance losing my goddamn mind. now i'm wondering if anyone has fr crashed their car listening to august... it seems likely to be a non-zero number

sonnyangel

thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u

sarah 💫

Omg ok yessss cool older brother who doesn’t take anything seriously and throws caution (and his shirt) to the wind deffo works too!!

yanna

exactly what i was thinking!1!1!1!

charlie

i feel like i need to be put down

Aspen

Oh they have History history!! ((Great work as always))

Eva Luna

11:40 "I can't help it, I'm a talker. You know that." Yeah 🤭🥰😏

Eva Luna

Sorry I just love those moments that are almost a meta comment, wink at the audience type thing. It makes me giggle 🤭 Thank you August! 🙌

Lana

that's such interesting insight! thinking about how some audios are more cinematic than others, implying that some sound more episodic

Alex

I nearly missed my exit on the motorway earlier while listening to that one 😅 totally understand the looking into the distance with only half a brain on

bee

genuinely I can't connect with any other creator the way I do with him. He's the only one who doesn't make me cringe his work actually makes me feel so many things from start to finish WITHOUT A BREAK The voice? Absolute perfection. Everything feels so real the emotions, the delivery, the atmosphere. No one can top this😭 I've tried so many others, but no one even comes close. He's the only one I keep going back to, and honestly? I'm starting to worry he's ruined me for everyone else. My standards just go higher and higher with every audio

Carmel Rafa🪴

okay okay but since you mentioned summertime themes for a hand kink audio… might I suggest: helping L apply sunscreen at a beach/pool/lake? or gently applying aloe vera gel to L’s neck after getting at bit burnt outside? expertly chopping up watermelon for a barbecue, teasing that his kitchen skills are way better than L’s? SPEAKER AS A GRILLMASTER, DEFTLY WIELDING A SPATULA WITH QUICK, SURE FLICKS OF THE WRIST????

bee

ALSO to my Ana Huang fans who've read King of wrath... I started giggling like a demon when I realised there will be licking off things from the seat 😭 Nico Russo in my head 24/7 FR 💔

Audio_Ace

I absolutely love the competition, that part was so hot!!

Sarah

You mean Dante but Nico is top topppp 😂 valid mix up

Sunnshine

Well, this had me feeling hot and bothered in the wrong place way too early in the day—thank you for that ;) Cant wait to listen again at home lol!!!! Your audios really are always the best<3

vvvin

i feel like M may be an older brother. idk but having a SPARE DRESS SHIRT in a whole ass reasonably sized bag with a zipper and a clean car that’s taken good care of, also condoms at the ready bc he knew how he wanted the night to end..he’s very experienced. a brother is a brother lol they tease. and especially before the intimacy, i feel like he had a sort of covert control over the situation and L. he def has a stable job and is well respected but the family knows (along with L as a long time friend) how he gets at functions when he’s happy and tipsy. also i’m a youngest sister so i may be biased

bee

LMAO YOU'RE RIGHT I always mix the names with these two 😭😭😭

Maia (SullieBee)

Ooooo this one has a lil kick💥💥— In my head this is the same brother from the just kissing series but different F…. Also can’t lie hearing my name was a jumpscare💀💀

Rachael

The tongue out panting and references to a treat??? I’m FERAL. This was phenomenal, as always. Loved having this “uptight f” and “annoying m” dynamic with an m switch vs an mdom, it added more depth and realness to the character(s?). Obsessed with the concept of f offering up her body to keep him out of trouble when we all know it’s what she desperately wants.

Rachael

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Rachael

I’m fascinated by how you can continue to put in tropes and attributes we all love but yet they are still each completely distinct and unique characters every single time, it’s absolutely incredible

Rachael

I’ll pay anything for that

Rachael

Love me an annoying guy who needs to be reigned in and lets me do it while pretending I’m annoyed 😍

Rachael

“Are you gonna give me a treat?” 👀

ellieille

the way he said “i’d invite you to my wedding” is doing things to meeeee… and then the “stop me” at 8:29 and the panting at 9:15 sjekriufhndkshwgebfkd please send help

Xóchitl

damn this audio has more production value than a texas mega church 😭😭 like the sound engineering is insaneee

rae

I can’t explain it but this is his best VA work😩 He was INNNNNN this one 😭😭😭 It feels like there was 0 acting, this was just a secret recording of some dude in a car with a quiet woman LMAO

rae

The talking F through in this beats the space commander one and I thought that one was never gonna get topped 🫠

rae

Flick up a storm 😭😭😭 go to the damn corner!

rae

The mental image that got blasted through my head during that part somehow got burned into my retinas

rae

Right like everyone will know 😭 leave it!!

Grace

Hot take: this could’ve used MORE doggy play Now that is something I never thought I’d say but here we are…

ellieille

this audio is gonna live rent free in my head for a while

amy

“if i’m not balls deep inside somebody by the end of the night i might actually die” let us commence 👉🏼👌🏼

amy

it’s ok weddings make me horny too

Dao Bao

one of the best yet omg

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

@raivvin I could definitely see this scenario where he’s the eldest! You raise a lot of solid indicators. 📌🧶 He also mentions giving the sister’s friends rides home when they were younger which feels older-sibling coded. Maybe he’s the VERY beloved First Son whose parents (mostly mother) made sure he wanted for and worried about nothing as a child, and that’s why he has such carefree energy despite being the eldest 😂 (signed, an extremely not-carefree eldest daughter 🥲)

chloe

omg ogmogmgogmgomf “let me have fun” hiiii sir hiiiiii sir

chloe

soooo fine for WHAT 😭

BinchSlap

I love all your audios…but this one does something *different* to me. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

Back again to say—I’m sure this isn’t an original observation, but as a newer listener, it’s just hit me: one of the things that makes up the (absolutely maniacal) special sauce in August’s writing is definitely the ✨yearning✨ Undercurrents of yearning are threaded so artfully and often subtly through so many of these speaker characters—there are lots of different flavours, but so many of them are quietly down bad for the listener character. The Silly Goofy Yearner in this audio is an especially sweet varietal. (I just know he wanted her to take his hoodie so bad 😂) Then again he’s also “Keep your heels on while I eat your ass.” And I love all of that for him

Didi

The yearning in this off the rails! It’s just hidden by the fact that he’s not an angsty speaker. This is a big day for real yearners 😫

sarah 💫

A bajillion percent YES TOTALLY, almost every August speaker character has third degree yearns for F!!!!! 🔥💌 there’s virtually always an undercurrent of desperate longing in the way M treats F which, to me, is what makes the mean/degrading/dommy stuff feel really fun and safe — that sense that M is doing all this nasty shit bc he’s so deeply into F (no pun intended) and wants to please her soooo badly UGH siri play “Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy” by Queen 💞🥺

Berry

damn, he stumped me... i'm gonna go with 'all of me' by john legend because it's thee quintessential wedding song... but i gotta lock in next time

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

24:49... I think this might be my favourite "Augasm" of all time on here! That was sooo screamy and loud and desperate and long! 🙌🙌🙌 Superb!! Made my toes go curly! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

One of us is just gonna have to bite the bullet next AMA and just ASK him outright if any of these are ever made in a, errrm... "ramble" fashion??! Coz I've listened to every single audio now and sometimes, just sometimes man, I swear to god...🤔🤔🤔 (And yes, this is one of those times! Both times! That second one!! 🤯).

lostinthesunlight

“I’ve never had someone scream so loud from just my fingers” WHOA 🫠

🪷Lily🪷

This man… I swear, his audios just keep getting better. I don’t even know how it’s possible, but every time he releases a new one, he somehow levels up again. This one absolutely wrecked me 😩 so freaking good.

jen

The banter/build up is *chef's kiss*, as always.

Liz

this is so freaking hot omg🥵🔥

katsu

That royalty free Rad Rabbit track the DJ was spinning at the beginning though? 🔥 🔥

X

its the cum off the seats that gives this audio a 👍👍👍👍👍

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Well yes! Another user, @ky, has described it as the Speakers always thinking Listener character, whoever they are, is the hottest person they’ve ever seen in their life. So even if the yearning is only to bone, they are down bad horrifically. Fighting horny demons and losing every time (thank god)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@Carma, I’m so happy to share that last summer’s Flirty Stranger audio has the sunscreen moment you’re thinking of that (not that it can’t or shouldn’t reappear!). Now, for everything else you said, yes, I will take one of everything for the DILF Kiss the Cook special please 👨‍🍳

Amanda

😅😅 I'm SO curious myself too. I hope someone asks because I'm too shy 🫣 I already have a hypothesis on what the other audios are.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I initially missed this in the hubbub omg, I hope you’re having a blast! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💗

Carmel Rafa🪴

YESSSSS I was trying to lock in on the right word while telling my partner about an audio, and ✨yearning✨ is definitely it!! Most of the speaker characters are so INTO the listener, so present and eager and earnest about the experience. It makes the scenarios + characters more compelling and interesting! Which imo also makes it more immersive/helps the listener suspend belief

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Exaaaactly, ever Speaker, Mean or Goofy Cutiepie, is very clear on the fact they are creating something *with* L, not *at* them.

Amanda

Hahahaha I'm literally imagining the "actual" recording set up

Diane 🌙

The delay was perfect because today needed a win and this audio delivered 🐺 🚘 🥵

katsu

The amount of scene transitions you added to this is so masterful, like so many different flavors and layers and all so immersive!!!

mireille

pls i need more slutty switchy august, i'll beg

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

So the music is def 8D and I wish I put that on a separate block on my bingo card 😂😭

kaili

“it’s not like i think about it all the time” me when i lie

raspberry98

need this audio embedded in me

✨️ Lola ✨️

Ok the beginning...sounds just like August during streams! Super laid back and fun 🙂‍↕️

✨️ Lola ✨️

"I can't help it, I'm a talker, you know that" 😭😭😭😭 the 4th wall break

revali

Here’s hoping this audio is a stepping stone towards a pet play audio 🥴

an1cl

Im sayinggg

Andrea

When he does this it’s like Andrew Scott looking straight down the camera in Fleabag

Mantis

I need more of this kind of August Begging on my hands and knees as your humble servant 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

an1cl

I need this in my life so bad 😩 Also the beginning was so fun, made me wanna dance fr. Also the shoes comment and mention of getting a treat were so good

PlainJaneJezebel

Fun, care-free August brings me so much joy. 💖

AM 👹🦇👻🎃🔪

Listening to your production design evolve over the years has been [chef’s kiss]

daahling

You know a time will be had when someone says... "Eeyy!" at a party the way it was at the beginning. haha 🙃 And the scene before the spill...so good. The acting...🤌🏽.

Page Chase

Every zipcar I've borrowed has reeked of weed. 😭

Page Chase

Immediately thinks of that fanart of Caleb from Love and Deepspace being a good boy...

alisha 🌱

someone messaged me this morning to inform me that this audio is "very me" and i am now here—MANY hours late to the party—to unfortunately report that i am indeed that predictable 😔 the juxtaposition between speaker being both a deviously goofy slut and a sincere yearner who has waited YEARS for this moment has my brain making the windows xp shut down sound 😵‍💫 and i feel like it's been a minute since we last had an uptight goody two shoes × little shit dynamic, but i'm happy to report that that combo is still catnip to me!! 🫠💖

Page Chase

I was walking to the train station as he said that and I nearly tripped on my own feet.

Thelnie

I can leave this world in peace now that I've heard it all and speaker has wrapped it up. The sounds of the wrapper 🎶. I think it's clever to create a scenario where there is cumplay at the same time. Also noting how realistic and familiar this wedding reception sounded! Speaker sounded like he was in a large, noisy room in the beginning and then sounded closer, more intimate when they got outside. This would be a great audio for a sfx behind the scenes audio, well actually all the audios in the past year were this good too. This was such a fun, indulgent speaker. 🥰

Sarah

The panting THE PANTING 🥵🥵🥵

Didi

He’s already said that these audios are all acting and always will be because of Patreon guidelines/personal boundaries. I think you’re just hearing good voice acting

Dafina

AUGUST LAUGHING IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER, IM SUCH A SIMP ISTG Edit: 24th may 2025. Dear diary, I was just simping as my usual, I wasn’t expecting birthday wishes at all. I didn’t cry at all…😭😭😭

gojoflakes

gooning to this 😂😂😂😂

Grace

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GinGin

🤣🤣🤣

MichaelCeraVe

The intro banter is extra good on this one, and so well acted.

Ni

Happy birthday

Noring

好鲜活的八月冬我受不了了…半年没订哥你怎么进步这么多…………🙏🏻

mikmak

funnily enough, my fav part of this is at the start when he says “where am i gonna go? WHERE am i gonna GO??” 😭 killed it 💯

alisha 🌱

happy birthday, dafina!! 💖

sarah 💫

Happy bday Dafina!!! 💐

mina

we started getting “puppy” in past audios and now we’re getting “good dog” for the speaker?! i’m gonna die and ascend to heaven fr 💯

anna

"come on my cock i wanna feel it" x1000 at the end going to be on my 2025 spotify wrapped

anna

also "f licks cum off the otherwise clean upholstery of a car" is so funny 😭

rachel 🍓

Happy birthday, Dafina!!! 🥳

Claudia

The acting is just so🤯🤯🤯

Miracle

Had to run it back. Love this song. 🙂‍↕️

cloudyaims

the voice acting in this is like extra yummy??? ❤️‍🔥

sarah 💫

Yesss, +1 for another SFX BTS audio! The sound quality has always been great but lately his SFX + leveling/mixing game has been bonkers, I’m convinced he has 12 degrees in sound engineering 🔉🎛️🎙️ it would be so fun to see any changes he’s made to his previous SFX production process!

rachel 🍓

+2 on another audio BTS sfw! I proposed audio commentaries for the official bingo card this year bc I enjoy relistening to the audio process sfw from 2023 so much. Totally agree that this audio would be wonderful for a case study segment - I'd also root for Secret Santa Vibe, Brute, and Mando! I'd also be curious to hear if he has changed anything in terms of software/equipment upgrades (is Pro Tools still his DAW, if he's using the same audio interface, etc.). I looooveeee the geeky audio chat, and there is something especially stellar about the production quality of the recent audios!

Lady J

”The dance floor needs me”

vvvin

he sprinkled some sort of crack in this one ISTG 😭

vvvin

OH BUDDY DONT GET ME STARTED WITH CALEB 👹

lubear

when i saw the notif for this one, it made my day 🙂‍↕️ so glad to have the time to listen to it, will report back o7

lubear

2min in and im giggling because it’s so silly (affectionate) “i’m just silly and goofy” YEAH T^T the acting and background and sound effect are sooooo <3 it’s insane how just by listening to a few seconds, i’m already immersed into the story :3c

Cristal ✨

The “baby”’s in this one are really doing it for me. I’m sure you’ve used them before (right? someone correct me) but they’re ✨hitting✨ today. Excellent work, pookie 🤝♥️

lanii

ate this audio DOWNNNN. 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

Sofiapobs

August you are the best remedy for the saddest breakups and I appreciate you so much for that 🥹🩷

Amiah Caines

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎁🎉🎂🎈🎊🥳

Lari 🥦

what the hell…. u were going through something when making this one. something was in the air 😭

PlainJaneJezebel

I listened to this the first time high and it chewed me up and spit me tf out. I thought maybe it was just the weed so I listened sober. And send help, it was not the weed. The dirty talk in this went craaaaazy.

PlainJaneJezebel

I felt the same! They hit different in this one.

Just here

I need a moment 😭😭😭😭❤️ my GAWDDDD

Samaru

I’m living for the way he says “I’m happy” 🥹

Pie 🥧

I got the notification at 3AM loool. (I peeked at 5AM when I woke up.) The first thing I said, "Does this guy sleeps?" LOL. I know the audio was a bit later than usual but its nice because peeps from outside NA timezone get to see the release on their timezone live. This is probably one of the cutest speaker! I passed out on my first listen and this is my second time and I am fighting the urge to sleep. loool. Anyway, great job again, August! :)

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I mean ngl it felt good being awake and active at the time of release, but it made me realize I’d rather have it at 2 AM on my timezone cuz I couldn’t listen right away😂

S

are we all here

S

"its the best night ever!" 🥹💔💀

S

I'm so in love with this character it's a real issue

Pie 🥧

I am almost done with this audio! 👀

S

not the jingle of the car keys 😅 perfection

S

@dana no but like also ur hair looks good in ur pfp. I wish I had the cat blush about it

S

you make these like a full ass night at the opera and I love it

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@Shiloh I love you and I’m gonna steal the quote and say if I’m not balls deep in ‘you’ by the end of the night I’m gonna die

S

well ur in luck

raspberry98

mind you we haven’t even gotten the patreon exclusive yet. like I don’t think I can physically nor mentally withstand another audio from you like it’s actually scary how good you are at this. yall pls keep me in your prayers because…

IthacaOwl

The passionate teasing, the tender longing, the undeniable chemistry… How were you able to condense so many layers of emotions and a complete story line into a 40 min audio? A 10-hour romance audiobook can’t even execute these this well! This Summer Will Be Different by Carley Fortune features almost the same scenario (reconnecting with best friend’s little brother years later), but feels less exciting to me than this audio. You are an amazing story teller and performer, and you keep getting better!

Anastasia

So funny, and natural, and so hot. I swear I didn’t have a single thought in my brain for like twenty seconds after, just shaking. Thank you.

kb

august the audio engineer 😌 anyway has anyone seen that twitter gif of that freaky cat with its tongue out like 🤪 that's me post listening to this audio

BeelovedHoney

That offering of hoodie at the end 🥹

joe

damn listener kinda an asshole! good for her

joe

vibe died in the middle of this one. pour one out for a fallen soldier 💔💔💔

lubear

felt so cozy at the end of the audio, i immediately conked out lol. Incredible job as always <33 Absolutely loved the ending, they’re so cute

chloe

i need to lock in 😭

apple pye

omg birthday twin! happy belated birthday!! 🤍

weepy

My thoughts too!!! My car’s backseat can barely fit my golden so i was hesitating with this one but damn the audio effects really sold it

weepy

Your wish came true…ended up sleeping with one. 10/10, would RSVP again 😮‍💨

adrian ⛓️

guys i can't get this audio out of my head and i'm at work and have to FOCUSSSS AAAAHHHH

sav kate

The speaker acting like an animal in heat is something I didn’t know I desperately needed. The whole, “I’m so horny I’m gonna die if I don’t fuck someone…. Remember when WE almost fucked? 👀”

kira ✨

WOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

adrian ⛓️

is it too crazy to pitch a werewolf audio after this? awoo-gust?

Jess

I felt the same. The baby felt different, can someone who still has some braincells left after listening to this audio explain?

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - Get Down On It by Kool & the Gang 🎶 First, to release a bit of the horniness pressure in this comment so I can actually go on, I went full 🏃🏿‍♀️ MEEP MEEP 🏃🏿‍♀️ and broke the sound barrier running home after work on Monday. The urge to commune with this Speaker lest I die was *so* strong, I could have crushed a steel beam with my bare hands. When I say, “I got that dog in me”, I’m referring to this Speaker, he’s the (good) dog in me. Puppy M, lead dog in the Idickarod? We’ll have something by week’s end. Looking at you, @sarah💫. It is actually dangerous to be this horny, and I, like the Speaker and Listener, was being very brave and cool not bursting into flames on Monday before I got home. How DARE YOU make a Speaker this hot, zero concern for public safety 🙎🏿‍♀️ 👋🏿 Welcome Gathering - Need to Know by Doja Cat This audio feels like floating in a champagne flute, then someone drops a shot of Basil Hayden’s into the glass. I feel at once effervescent, light as a feather, in touch with everyone around me, totally connected to my higher brain functions AND dumb dumb woof woof woof tail smacking the ground *hard* 🐺 aWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOga HUBBA HUBBA 👅👅👅. And thankfully, I’m not alone! S&L are also incandescent with desire. The crackle, the sizzle, the pop between Speaker and Listener is DELICIOUS, it’s a wonder my headphones didn’t moan during their foreplay banter. My personal head canon: L took an off-handed joke Speaker’s sister made as an excuse to dogsit him in a misguided attempt to manage the crushing weight of how badly they want him. “You know Speaker, he’s like a dog with a bone when he’s got his eye on someone! He’ll be a menace at the wedding haha!”. Time to employ their most celebrated skill: planning and organization. What could go wrong? Surely L can act as a set of guardrails to keep him away from trouble (someone’s divorced aunt, the higher proof nice bourbon). Little did they know that *to him*, L *is* the divorced aunt and the bourbon and the third slice of cake and also the DJ putting on Pony. For him, L is the most enticing taboo, the most yummy “look but don’t touch” option at this wedding. And I think L feels similarly considering how weird they find it to invite a congenial past hook-up to your wedding. They can barely be in the same room with him in a suit, it makes sense he’d be banned from their wedding so as to not derail their very organized and well-planned life. His accusation of jealousy about his joie de vivre is interesting to me as I think it probably lands for L more so as an indictment of their own stuffiness than anything about other potential suitors. Watching someone live freely while you yourself are lost in the labyrinth of every potential consequence of every potential word or act can be…destabilizing. Why do they get to live outside the labyrinth? Did I build this thing? How did I get in here in the first place? What’s the way out?! Is it dangerous out there??? I think Speaker’s candor and vulgarity are disarming both because he gives them a taste of potential freedoms and because his thoughts so closely mirror theirs. So L is alarmed to be sure hearing, “of course you have the prettiest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen” and “of course you have the best pussy I’ve ever felt”, but most especially because these aren’t lines and they *gasp* perhaps feel similarly??? ⛪ Ceremony - Night to Remember by Shalamar This guy is down bad something fierce, in the trenches, “please, baby, please!” levels of yearning. I can feel his eyes darting quickly between L’s lips, eyes, tits, earrings, hair, eyes, tits, lips, tits 🥴…. The image of a cartoon wolf almost implies he’d fuck anything that moves, but, as we learn, he’s not a wolf, he’s a dog! To be clear, I think his evening would have ended successfully because he sounds diabolically hot and bubbly, winning smile, sweet eyes 🙇🏿‍♀️… what were we talking about? Oh! He’d score no question, but it would *not* have been like this with any other bridesmaid or attendee. That [History] tag has a whole ‘nother audio world inside of it, and the Speaker carries it into this one. The moment between “right, baby?”s when he’s waiting for L to admit they’re affected is SO LOADED, time stopped in that moment. I imagine him moving his mouth closer, maaaaaaaybe even a little drool falls on it, and L lets out a little moan, against all reason and understanding of their self-control. Huge victory for Speaker to know he has the same effect on L as they have on him, especially after waiting impatiently to undo this very buttoned up and uptight person. I loooooooooooooove the switchiness here between two bratty people who don’t want to follow instructions, but for different reasons. L because they’re trying in vain not to succumb to his charms and Speaker because he just wants it all NOW. No discipline (god bless him, exhaustedly tapping the “I Need Him So Bad” sign 😞). There’s lovely greyscale switching (@rachel🍓, 2024) here with these two who have been playing tug o’war physically and metaphorically not just all night (spilled drink), but for years. The History in their relationship really shines in the cumpetition wherein they both urge the other to become more indulgent and receptive, to show all of themselves (maybe spray it on the seats, even!). They already know so much and seem eager to uncover all this new sexual information. “I’ll show you how long I’ve waited for this” is greyscale switching perfection. I’m an absolute sucker for any iteration of the sentiments “I’m the only one who gets to see you this way” and “you’re like me”, so I started doing cartwheels during this section 🤸🏿‍♀️ I was particularly struck by the shot+chaser of, “you make a mess, then you blame me” + “let me help you clean up your mess”. This is so different from the first hookup, and those two lines are the axes of that change. Maybe before, Speaker was a distraction after L’s break-up and an excuse to let loose. He’s too friendly, he’s too hot, it’s his fault and his lack of responsibility that’s led to their ruin. [Licking It Up] is an acceptance of the effect they have on him (that he actually does really like them) and their own culpability in this dynamic (that they actually do really like him). It’s the moment L considers allowing themself the indulgence of being with this goof without thinking of the consequences endlessly. 🎉 Reception - Conceited by Flo Milli As you age, it can feel like you must put aside childish things like exclaiming how beautiful the night is or dancing with abandon at your sister’s wedding in order to make room for Maturity™. These two prove that to be entirely false! Maybe there’s a version of maturity that is more flexible (and thus stronger) that can hold whimsy and mistakes and allowances of a friend’s older brother to hit two more times that night and also every day for the foreseeable future. This process of redefining maturity is made easier by Speaker who so very much wants *all* of L without their needing to transform into someone carefree. He doesn’t want them to take off their dress and lose their gentility, an integral part of their appeal to him. The talking L through it at the end is also sooooooooooo intimate crazy bananapants! Thank you for helping the overfunctioning girlies (gender neutral always) cum! Crowd out allllllll other thoughts so his voice and the sounds they’re making are the only things L can hear. He really sees them and understands what they need 🥺! I didn’t expect to find a germ of DT #28 in this one, and I’m soooo astounded and terrified by your narrative power. Separately, while being understood and desired is important and wonderful, that can include understanding that sometimes you wanna be a bimbo!!! What a treat to escape the burden of employing all executive functions at a level 10 and to have your mind be a secondary concern to your body. If this extremely hot puppy man were drooling over my thighs and making those sounds for me??? I’m walking back into the reception, everything in slow motion, the most annoying person alive. I’ve stolen his title. He may have calmed down (for now), but now I’m trying to find scissors to make my dress shorter or give it a huge slit. I’m flashing him from across the room when no one’s looking. He made L feel too free, people need rules! Now everyone has to suffer the horny consequences! 🥯 Send-off Brunch - Freak Like Me by Adina Howard I so enjoy that your characters are often self-actualizing during these audios, you’re such a smart writer! S&L here could feel like romcom tropes and be defined by what the other has or doesn’t have, like red and blue, but without personality integrity of their own. Their union isn’t blue and red make purple, but more like they’ve both been able to pull out different shades of purple from each other that only the other can fully appreciate. Maybe no one expects him to be this slutty and needy because he’s also put together and organized (who brings a spare shirt and condoms except someone very prepared?). *No one* expects L to have any of these desires at all. They both seem more integrated by the end of the audio. He seems at peace with being a bit of a loverboy (“Stay here for now”?! “Thanks for keeping an eye on me”?!) and L with being just a huge slut (celebratory, encouraging). I felt genuine joy for these two. For the Speaker, he gets to experience the “lap as cradle or trap” idea I have been chewing on by trapping himself under L while he goes to town on their tits. Wonderful stuff for big bro who, in my mind’s eye, is a big tall masculine man whose appearance leads people to particular assumptions about what he’d be like sexually. My joy for L is totally encompassed in “I wanna see that uptight secret slut fall apart on my cock”. Speaker wins bestest boy award for wanting that freedom for them too. This audio just made me really happy, I feel so delighted for both of them, it’s nice seeing people get what they've wanted for a long time 😭! On the last of my strength now, the horniness pressure is rebuilding. I’ll quickly say: I owe you my life for including the cum upholstery thing, I genuinely don’t know how to say thank you! The [Licking It Up] tag is my new best friend!!! I am making kissy faces at this tag. This tag and I are walking down the street arm in arm. I cannot wait to see it again. Gleeful doesn’t begin to describe!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, he could have also rubbed their face in it. More greyscale, is that punishment or a reward? It’s both, the answer is both. Even just typing about this moment…. Is this what it feels like to have rabies? I have been fully insane and out of my mind since Monday when I first heard it. Speaking of rabies, mini crash out in 3…2…1: Good dog?! GOOD!? DOG?! ‼️PANTING⁉️ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so close to Puppy (for Speaker), I’m not okay, there isn’t a string of expletives long enough. I’m trying in vain to cover your mouth and hide all your writing devices so you stop unlocking things. I would like to be finished learning things about myself please and thank you! I would like to be stupid! “Fetch” this, “suckpet” that, leave me alone!!! Put L in a dog bed under Speaker’s desk in a DT #22-esque scenario or just put me out of my fucking misery like Old Yeller 😭!!! I can’t do this anymore!!!!!!! You make one suckretary joke months ago and then must be plagued with visions for the rest of your life? I don’t think that’s right, August 🐶!!!!! Barks & Howls: 🥂 Inside me there are two wolves: one is S, and one is L. I too can be quite effusive and say things like “life is beautiful!!!!” or “if I don’t get laid right now, I’ll die”. I too can overestimate the importance (or even necessity) of appearing composed. 🥂 “Good girl with that slutty, needy body” Me when I’m me, representation matters 😔✊🏿 🥂 Your laugh. YOUR LAUGH!!!! I've said it before, but again, Siri play "I Can Hear Music by The Beach Boys", it's so beautiful omg there was briefly world peace 🥂 SLUTTY MSUB 🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️ 🥂 I'm crowning this guy king of my Goofy Cutiepie Collection which gives him the honor of an automatic 10 on my "Need Him So Bad" scale 👑 🥂 Cool that there’s been so much titplay lately 🙂 🥂 CHEST HAIR https://imgur.com/a/L1l1q9y 🥂 The “fuck” at 23:50… you will always be famous 🤩 🥂 Exactly 47 minutes after they get back from the car, he begs the DJ to put on 34+35 to celebrate the win of getting L to loosen up (teehee), putting on a little show for them while someone’s uncle mansplains The Last of Us. Everyone else is laughing at his silliness, but L is staring at him very disrespectfully and they will mysteriously disappear again shortly after. 🥂 The ABBA gimme gimme gimme joke callback was very funny! Fun fact: I listened to ABBA Gold no less than 3x/week during all of middle school. 🥂 It continues to amaze me that you are able to drop us into these worlds so completely. How could I have gone to work on Monday, I was at a wedding getting railed in the backseat of a hot guy’s car on Monday. It just doesn’t make sense 😨. My brain’s felt rattled for three days straight. 🥂 I appreciate the inclusion of condom talk! I think it appears in places that make a lot of sense narratively. Although it makes me crazy (negative), I can't just always have whatever I want whenever I want it and story is the #1 priority. Totally see how, for these two responsible people, fucking in the car *during* the wedding reception is about where the line is with throwing caution to the wind lol. And L got to have a homemade protein shake at least thank god 🥂 “They're so much nicer than you are” is SO FUNNY. Fuckin’ comedian over here, when’s your debut at the Comedy Cellar? This was fine. Thanks or whatever 💗. (I’m rage quitting out of my own comment, I’m so fucked up. You’re soooooo 🤬👊🏿!!! And there's a GENRE AUDIO coming?! I'll just never normal again I guess, I hope you're happy!)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

It might just be me, but I think it's because they feel like an accusation? Like the "baby"s are a demand that L acknowledge they're down bad too. But also they know each other really well, so the "baby"s are both familiar and sweet but also scary in the invitation to vulnerability???

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

+3!!! He's just grown so much as a sound engineer, I must know more about what's happening behind the scenes!

K

I love the banter in the beginning of this one but specifically the 4:38 “thAnKs🤪” gets me 🤣😭

chloe

just fell to my knees

chloe

GAG ITTTT

AlitaNYM

Not get down on it 😂😂😂😂😂

AlitaNYM

Petition to make this the #1 aitw line for 2025

AlitaNYM

👯‍♀️

AlitaNYM

Deadass😂😂😂😂😂

Page Chase

Caleb going "Woof" in the Spring banner got me like "am I into this? I'm not into puppy play, but I bet he could be a really good boy with the right training..."

Page Chase

Happy belated birthday! 🎂

sarah 💫

Physically: answering emails at work 😓💻 Mentally: in the backseat of this man’s Honda civic recreating the steamy hand print car window scene from titanic ✋🏼💦🚗🚢

sarah 💫

“Lead dog in in the idickarod” mgdsfhdn GABRIELLA that is so fucking funny omg, idk if I can come up with anything better than that. “Wolf of Balls Street”??? Is that??? something? Also you are sO (steel beam shatteringly) strong to listen to this without proper *privacy* omfg, I’m just picturing you shoving babies in strollers out of your way and doing parkour along your city to get home in time for this wedding after work 🤸🏻‍♀️💥🏃🏻‍♀️ SO glad you survived such torment 🙏🏼 AHH LOVE the fun “party stages” format of your comment, so fricken cute and organized!!! 😍 (sidenote but seeing Need to Know by Doja Cat jumpscared me so bad bc that’s my personal anthem for Mr. Howdy himself, V Day friend🌹🥲). Nodding aggressively @ everything, but esp the point about their history reaching a climax (heh) during the 69 cumpetition! Lately I’ve been chewing on this theory that oral is the perfect vehicle for switching (imho) and it was showcased so well in this audio, esp w the 69 layer. It’s like they’ve both reached the limit of their patience and they’re fighting to make the other break first, as a culmination of years of pent up secrecy and desire. OMG I, too, felt tendrils of DT 28 snake their way in this audio during the O encouragement specifically! I will probs expand on it in my comment but the repeated commands for F to come felt like a spell or incantation of some sort? It was SO powerful and all-encompassing, it’s like F was literally hypnotized to do it. There’s no way they’re NOT coming apart when the siren demands it 🧜🏽‍♂️ also “now everyone has to suffer the horny consequences!” - us when August posts 😞 “more like they've both been able to pull out different shades of purple from each other that only the other can fully appreciate” is so eloquently put omg i loveeee this Gabriella! It brings a sense of specific belonging to the dynamic — no one else would’ve been able to pluck that specific hue of purple from the other, it’s only possible when their particular shades meet 🥺♥️💙💜 your headcanon of M being a tall, masculine big bro is so funnnn and hot, I see him as bride’s slightly younger brother who’s grown before F’s eyes into an admittedly dashing, handsome annoyance but it’s soooo hot to imagine an older brother type being “trapped” under F’s lap 😳 I hope this isn’t creepy to say but when I saw “F licks cum off the upholstery” in the CW I fuhreaaaaked out so hard for you 😭🫵🏼 I wanted to scream “OH MY GOD GABRIELLA” at my phone while jumping up and down mdsjsjjdsms this idea was SO fucking scrumptious and I cannot imagine this audio without it, thank YOU for your cumslut clique service 🫡🥛🤍 *plus* the good dog stuff for speaker?? genuinely in awe that you’re still alive (just barely)!! 🫂 the day we hit the “puppy” (for F) + collar + BJ trifecta, the planet will explode. I’m gonna shoot into space and say WHEEEEE all through the goddamn galaxy‼️🚀🐶🧎🏻‍♀️ I’m always eager to read a Gabriella Big Comment but I was especially excited to hear your thoughts about this delish audio that drove me batshit bc I knew you’d understand as ALWAYS 🫶🏼 beautiful lovely yummy thoughts as usual!!! 🤩 P.S. how DARE you remind me of the upcoming genre audio?? I feel true and genuine terror thinking of what he could possibly be cooking up after this wedding feast 😟

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Petition to get Patreon Wrapped 2025 feature installed cuz this one is gonna be on repeat.

Page Chase

Woo! Congrats on the wedding guest sex!

fedu

boomshakalaka

hexa

very much reminiscent of the “duuurr” of my youth

liver

Desperately need a Roman Roy type audio with this dynamic I felt like I heard him in this audio 💆💆💆

liver

Sending thoughts and prayers to you in these trying times💔💔💔💔💔

Amy Untamed

I think this is my most listened. I can’t get enough. When you say given our ✨history✨ my knees buckle and I’m at your mercy

truffle

you're a visionary and you should say it louder. we need more monster-fucker focused content

Valencia Like the Orange

Does the shaking stop? It's been 10 minutes and I still feel like my soul has left the building

IthacaOwl

Just realized, this might be your first audio that uses a condom! It’s a nice detail to show the speaker’s eagerness and care towards the listener. It’s appropriate for the current relationship of the characters, both being single/uncommitted. I know talking about birth control in a “porn” audio doesn’t sound sexy for some, but I personally find consent on birth control method (especially when speaker is a new sex partner) comforting. When it’s a come-inside scenario, I’d prefer the speaker confirms with listener that they are on pills/had shots/etc., and that both parties have tested safe to have sex. Especially if it’s an everyday scenario, I don’t want the listener to feel pressured into giving the green light for unprotected sex. But of course, if it’s fantasy, it doesn’t matter! Witches must have special birth control abilities…

maya

I am never not thinking about romangerri

mina

it’s like, my third listen and i only just now caught the “yeah roll your eyes too. fuck, that turns me on.” line and WHAT THE HELL AUGUST!!! this is sooooo hyperactive dog x black cat coded

beluga

You ate the fuck down with this one. Bravo!! The harp player missed out on a good time fr. I do remember licking cum off the floor getting mentioned in that dirty talk about things you've never done in an audio before. haha So I'm glad we got something adjacent to that here.

jules

THE MUSIC!!! fr invited for a carne asada

MichaelCeraVe

Agree completely. It makes me just a little uneasy if there isn't at least a quick check!

IthacaOwl

So true! It’s not a good time (and place - for some people) to have unplanned pregnancy in real life! On the other hand, if the scenario calls for it (like August’s Asking A Stranger to Get You Pregnant audio), I can find breeding kink extremely hot…

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Thank you for recognizing my bravery!!! And I’m not alive!! I’m stuck in limbo. I walk around doing things in the world, but I am trapped here! Cannot wait for the trifecta and to have just the most kickass funeral. And thank you, I jumped up and down irl 😭. My brain worms treated this like as Oscar win. It would not been possible without your tireless Slut Encouragment™️ 🥹 I’m waiting on tenterhooks for your review of Puppy M considering he is an M made in a lab to kill you and I’d like to gnaw on your teased expansions 🐺

Deja

😧 .......*computer dial up noises*

Freshwater Mermaid

Off topic and likely said before, but I love all the cover art you choose for each audio. There’s a similar tone they share that feels like there’s a thread through them. As if you could have a coffee table book of them. A collection of art that’s suitable for everyone to see, but has a wink in it cause many represent a wet, hot memory of a story. 📸🩶

Peony

All this wistful reminiscing of M + F’s all too short-lived, but steamy history is just BEGGING for a prequel (that is now cooking up in my mind). I’m picturing multiple lead-up scenes to build up the romantic tension a la the neighbour audio. This would be an audio that in isolation would have us all shouting “WHAT??? NOOOO!! It cant end that way! BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅” if it weren’t for us already knowing that this moment leads to an extremely satisfying conclusion years later. (“That One Night” by Jan’s assistant Hunter from The Office plays softly in the background)

mimi 🌻

YES a prequel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ sequels are sooo last year bring us the before and not the after

alisha 🌱

peony, omg you genius??? i've been toying with the idea of a prequel for a bit now—mainly for the boyfriend's ex audio—but you're absolutely right that if any audio deserves a prequel, it's this one!! 😩💖 the multi-scened build up, knowing where the two of them end up years later via this audio... this is peak YEARNING that the girlies (gn) are looking for in 2025!! 🥰

Cait

LOVE THIS PREQUEL IDEA!!!!! 💡

Cait

Oh also loooove the fit and lip combo in your pfp ❤️

kath

stop i actually need a prequel!!

Peony

@Mimi (she they) Yes! In 2025 Out: Part 2s In: Prequels!

Peony

@alisha🌱 Stop right now (don’t stop)! Boyfriend’s ex prequel would go hard, I can’t even begin to imagine!

Peony

@Cait Thank you! Striped sweaters are my cartoon character uniform

sarah 💫

YES omg i was literally gonna comment the same thing!!! Would love for him to include little foreshadowy things from the future like F telling him to shut up repeatedly in the prequel —> “You telling me to shut up is so nostalgic” in the sequel 🙂‍↕️

sarah 💫

“I’m like a fuckin cartoon wolf right now, tongue hanging out…just [exaggerated panting noises]” - me when I’m plagued by visions of this goofy party boy speaker 🐺😮‍💨 As expected, Wedding August is even *more* devastatingly charming, silly, and FUN than I thought possible 🥲 I will never get over this opening scene, the instant I hear M yell “AYYYYY!🕺🏽😀” and picture him doing a silly raise-the-roof motion, tie undone, grinning + sweaty, I am injected w a level of pure giddiness that’s medically concerning. I turn into the Gidmeister, the Giddler🃏, I am GIDZILLA, hear me roar‼️🦎🗣️ You convey facial expressions so stunningly clear through your voice, the smirky, eye-rolling tone is positively contagious and the exuberant, carefree laughs are so…..….!!!..!. [pinching the bridge of my nose, exhaling deeply] WHATWVER!!!! Modern science needs to find a way to harness your laugh as a means to end world hunger, I’m writing to the U.N. rn ✍🏼 “I love it when you act all annoyed by me” 🤝🏼 “you are so fucking annoying and I secretly love it” is one of my absolute FAVEEE dynamics and is made even more delish by all the juicy [prior history]. It was so cool to see how you mishmashed the suggestions from the poll, the “secret steamy night from years ago” angle is exactly what I was hoping for!! Like @Peony said, I think this audio would be the PERFECT candidate for a prequel, it could be a fun experiment to start from Z and work back to A and include fun lil callbacks to the future (ie M overstimming F w his fingers in the prequel —> “yk I’ve never had someone scream like that from just my fingers before” in the sequel). It would be so fun to watch how their dynamic began, knowing how they end up years later! • the music in the beginning is genuinely so catchy, I always find myself movin n groovin every relisten 💃🏻 the SFX have been stellar lately, not only the mixing but all the lil details you include (the muffled music fading as they walk away from the venue, the car door creaking, the strained leather + buckle clink when F’s shoe presses against his belt) always blow me away 🎛️ • “wellyoushouldn’t’ve grᵃᵇᵇᵉᵈ it 😖” • him unbuttoning his shirt, maintaining eye contact and saying “it’s nothing you haven’t seen before” as F stares right back, arms crossed, unamused 😒 (biting her tongue to keep it from rolling across the parking lot). Birds in the parking lot are blushing. • “I won’t be vulgar☝🏼OK I WILL” - me in the comments 🐸 • I am such a sucker for F smacking/shoving M, double points if it’s bc he’s being an annoying lil snot 🙄 not only does it speak to a level of camaraderie, but playfully hitting someone is literally code for “I want you so bad pls kiss me” for the physical affection-challenged 👊🏼 • “yeah roll your eyes too, fUCK that turns me on” makes me wanna pull my hair out (pos), I am OBSESSED w him loving how annoyed F is, *specifically* bc he knows how much she secretly really loves it. The way he sees through F’s feigned annoyance and LOVES the fact that she’s pretending she doesn’t like him is just….how powerful must he feel, knowing it’s SO good, she has to act like it’s not??? 😵‍💫 this ties into “you were scared of how good it could be, scared of what I’d turn you into?” so seamlessly, that is a full on attack on the defensive lovergirls of the world 🤕 I’m p big on deprivation, in large part bc of the misbelief that I’m stronger if I can resist the thing I want the most (not true, there is no weakness in satisfaction, but delayed pleasure is kinda hot idk!). Not letting yourself have the thing you want bc you know it will annihilate you is ultimately an act of self preservation but also, isolation? Loveee how F finally breaks down and confesses how scared they were to become mindless + unraveled, only to realize fear has no place in connecting w others (wink wink) and accepting your true self + basking in what you were always meant to be (a slut)!!!!!! 🥰 • “Do your job. Satisfy me” - so genius, so hot, sooo big brained of M to realign the goalpost in F’s driven, task-obsessed mind. He knows them so well, he understands the only way to get this goody-two-shoes to break the rules is to turn “losing control” into an assignment. There’s no way F’s backing down from earning a (massive, throbbing, bulging) gold star!🌟 • As someone who used to be on the fence about visiting Munchtropolis, I need to say that the mouth sounds have been so impeccable, I now find myself so hungry for M’s hunger 🥲 he always needs it soooo bad, he’s like the robinhood fox wearing rags + sunglasses, shaking an empty cup at F begging for a taste 😩😔 • “jesus christ that fucking mouth” 🤭🥰😇😧👄🐬🐶🚁😮‍💨🫠🦍🦅🦅🦅 • throwing a bouquet of lilies at Gabriella 🥭 for the genius, delish upholstery licking scene, she needs a cloud shaped trophy for this idea!!!! ☁️🏆 esp love how this happens soon after F admits how scared they were to find out how good it is — now that they officially embrace being a mindless mess for M, they reaaaally sink into the self indulgent sloppiness and can’t help [licking it up]. Still holding out for F [kissing it off] M’s face one day!!!! 🙏🏼 • the O encouragement has been off the charts BONKERS lately, 34:33-34:50 feels like genuine witchcraft istg 📈🪄The string of consistent, relentless cummandments felt reminiscent of DT 28 in that it was hypnotic and borderline affirmation-esque, like the conviction in M’s voice is so strong, he might as well have told F “say it, say you’re gonna come right now” bc it was THAT inevitable?? Ihni if that makes sense but the string of “I wanna feel it I wanna feel it”s had me chewing off my own tongue, you’re insane 🤕 This was so stinking cute and delightful AND filthy hot steamy nasty, 1000% worth the wait (as always)!!!! 🙌🏼 This M is up there w my fave ACU speakers (he’s like a mix of Just Grinding M, Concert Friend, and Nemesis?? aka my exact flavor of kryptonite), I am so invested in their offscreen time and totally envision him on the dance floor later, pretending to throw a lasso around F as “Get Down Tonight” by KC & The Sunshine Band blasts from the speakers 😍🤠🕺🏽🪩 thanks a bajillion for all your hard work and giving us a flirty, fun, filthy wedding night to remember! 💘💍 P.S. No “slipping through your (my) fingers” ABBA ref during the handy?? 🥸

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes, the giddiness!!! I fully hear Best of My Love by The Emotions every time I think of him, he’s so full of life and love and vulgarity!! I have no idea how L has stayed away from him for years, he’s irresistible tbh 🧜 💍 “Not letting yourself have the thing you want bc you know it will annihilate you is ultimately an act of self preservation but also, isolation?” Sarah, put down the gun omfg……….. What did I ever do to you?! This whole paragraph is bars, and I was also touched by L finally letting themself have the thing! And to be embraced so totally by someone who doesn’t in fact think they’re “too horny/much/loud/vulgar/insatiable/stuffy/rule-bound” etc etc, L’s actually the perfect amount of depraved and needy for him omg 😭💒 💍 “There’s no way F’s backing down from earning a (massive, throbbing, bulging) gold star!🌟” YES! This is a good example of what I meant when I said “Daddy’s smarter than me”. Rather than trying to force that impulse out of L, he leverages it to force them to enjoy themself and get the thing they both want because he knows the urge to earn something is stronger than the urge to deprive themself. And also he believes they already deserve everything and is ready to construct whatever deprivation/indulgence scaffolding they need to get it. As you said, so big brained, smartypants writing!!! 🤓 💍 “I now find myself so hungry for M’s hunger 🥲 he always needs it soooo bad, he’s like the robinhood fox wearing rags + sunglasses, shaking an empty cup at F begging for a taste 😩😔” This is SOOO funny omfg, “any pussy today? Can you spare any pussy for a man dying of thirst 🥺?” every. single. time. 💍 “O encouragement” Yes yes yes! I think the words “witchcraft” and “hypnotic” are so apt here as this reminded me of sweet Skeptical Customer where M sounds SO STUPID and is also making demands. These are both cummandments AND desperate pleas, the zenith of switchiness. I feel like both of those sentiments being present makes it feel inevitable, like you said, because you’re motivated by both cumpetitive spirit (how stupidier could I make this person sound? 🤔) and the desire to be a Good Girl and do as the Dom asks. I’m surprised the car didn’t explode on impact 💣 Yummy thoughts as always 💗, I’m so glad this M (who is a Sarah-shaped atomic bomb) killed you in the best way 🐺

rachel 🍓

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to gush over the union of Goody-Two-Shoes Bridesmaid F x Rambunctious Bride’s Brother M in Hol(e)y Smashtrimony!!! 🥰💥🚘 Wow, do I feel lucky that you happened to be surfing the same wedding-themed audio brainwave I was for May AND that our pick ended up being an enduring runner-up concept that I’ve been rooting for! A moans poll fairytale ending that was well worth every moment of waiting. I’ve previously joked that audios with similar origins—scenarios waiting in the wings for an extended period before eventually being created—end up so sensational because they are “barrel-aged”. I patently believe that with this one. The inspiring poll comment suggestions you shout out exist bc we had 8 whole months to continue dreaming about the possibilities! iirc the exact Rambunctious M x Goody-Two-Shoes F dynamic was devised in a comment thread on the original September 2024 poll post? And it just continued to flourish over time with our collective faith in it. I had such a clear vision of who these characters were, and you still sharpened it by refining the [past history] backstory piece we were tinkering with this time around! I hold so much esteem for how you elevate our ideas when you combine your thoughtful consideration of them with your own inspiration. Your creations are undoubtedly “you” while also feeling informed by what’s coming up for the community, and that’s rad! Let the record show that I am stupidly fond of this S&L duo. The range of their dynamic over the course of the audio, from frisky cheekiness to unleashed (🐶 more on *that* later) yearning, generates gravitational magnetism between them. They have a palpable, high-octane chemistry that’s irresistible. Not to be the Girl Who Cried Endgame buuuuut how could you not root for a future for them!? On top of that, they are as captivating and substantial as characters in their own right as they are together. Bride’s Brother—a bonafide ACU Goofy Cutiepie (@ Gabriella 🥭) who can and will fuck L up in every way her heart could ever desire—is descended from an honorable lineage with the likes of THTT Speaker, Blowfessor, and Concert Bestie. These Ms wield a trifecta of silliness, sweetness, and sluttiness with aplomb. They dole each out in hearty measure to convey how discretely they desire their F counterparts. It’s earnest, intentional work, and they are more than up to the task! Some of the best boys to exist on the Patreon!!!! I was guaranteed to love him! And I DO! But while he has my heart, it’s L who has my soul. Probably lame (+ certainly self-indulgent) to say that I have never related to one of your F characters more. A solution-oriented “secret slut” that is committed to doing everything in her power to make a dear friend’s Big Day as dreamy as possible—even at the expense of being the fuddy-duddy in the room? I get her so bad!!! This F offers me a mirror akin to how @Gabriella 🥭 has previously described your Tutor character relative to her own self-reflection: “a way for me to understand and appreciate some things about myself that I might otherwise find uncool or unappealing.” It was a trip to see “goody-two-shoes” in the Names Used among the sexy classics. It's so clever to use the parallel of her “cleaning up her mess” in assisting M after she knocked his drink and her “cleaning up her mess” (sexual) in licking cum off the seats (btw, you and @Gabriella 🥭 have ruined me ((affectionate)) with this filth!!!) to showcase her goody-two-shoes impulses as something that can be sexually combustible! Her inclination to take responsibility and maintain order (core goody-two-shoes instincts, imo) can be scandalous + slutty when copious amounts of errant cum are involved! It’s also notable that, unlike others, M does not expect F to triage every possible blunder of his that evening. He doesn’t want or need her to take responsibility for his actions the way she seems to believe the bridal party does. He may be happy-go-lucky, but he is clearly not irresponsible or inconsiderate. The spare shirt and conscientious condom use say it all. Because he lets her take care of him on her own terms and not because he presumes that she will, she can lean into this part of her personality as something erotic. As @sarah 💫 sagely said on the Rainy Day audio, “love taking care of a man who’s already trying to take care of himself!” Importantly, it also seems that he finds this all to be endearing. He teases her for it but his “I could’ve done it myself, okay, I didn’t ask you to” while letting her wipe him down anyway + thanking her for keeping an eye on him are telling. As someone who, like F, often finds myself cast in the role of the “responsible” one in the group where there’s an unspoken assumption that I will keep the train on the tracks so others can let loose, it was touching to hear F not just seen but appreciated for that by M. Not that I had any doubts you’d keep it cute, but it makes my heart sing that you played him as fundamentally charmed with her minding of him rather than just tolerating or being sincerely annoyed by it. He’s smitten by her in part because of, rather than in spite of, this aspect of herself that could be considered "difficult". This is a recurring pedagogy in your eminent pairings (Skeptic x Witch + Staff Officer x Space Commander!!!) that I’ll never ever tire of. 💞 🫗 My week was made when I heard the drink-spilling SFX sequence in the opening scene! Thank you for understanding the vision and bringing my shirt stain plot suggestion to life! 🫡 🫗 "Who told you to do that? No, she didn’t! No, she didn’t! My sister is way too cool for that.” 1) I will always cheer for supportive sibling relationships in stories. 2) I already said this in an earlier thread of @Roxy’s but Bride’s Brother is unquestionably a younger brother in my mind. You did not specify, but I will accept no other canon. “My sister is way too cool” is obviously younger brother coded, and I would know bc I have two of them! It’s my personal headcanon that it was, in fact, not the bride but the maid of honor who made the babysitting request of L. All of the other bridesmaids and S’s sister detected a simmering ~ vibe ~ between S&L . Giving L this “responsibility” was their scheming to put the pair in proximity in the hopes they’d finally confront their obvious chemistry and sexual tension. That’s the real “bridesmaid conspiracy”! 🫗 Another headcanon of mine is that M had designs all day to catch L’s attention during the reception. He was harboring Moves by Suki Waterhouse-type motivations. As soon as he noticed her scoping him out from the sidelines, he scrambled to find someone to dance with to see how she would react. His plan ended up working even more perfectly than intended when he unwittingly cozied up with his new BIL’s ex + L’s damage control objective became relevant 🤭 🫗 The panting + subby, humping handjob + “I can be a good dog” have left me reevaluating some things. Thanks for unearthing another new artifact for me to study. Diligently. 🥴🐺‼️ 🫗“Keep talking to me, I’ll cum faster” is a bonkers L voice compliment, oh my god!!!!! 🫗 The delivery of “wet, little, good girl pussy” knocked screws in my brain loose. I’ve always thought “good girl” is “well-earned” in your audios, but there was something extra exalted about how Speaker says it throughout this one. Brilliant to emphasize it for an F with this specific personality! 🫗 "That clit’s so needy for me. Right, baby? ...I said, right, baby?” 🦋🫨🦋 Why is it often your most unassuming lines that send me into a tizzy?!?! It’s “Yikes… oh, you must really like me” all over again. The sorcery lies in your performance! This part also reminds me of the unforgettable beat in Superhero Nemesis where Invulnerable Speaker is drooling on L’s pussy + is clearly dying to devour it but needs to hear her ask for it before he will. 🧎🏻‍♀️ 🫗“I just love pussy, love tasting it, love getting it all over me.” - we can always rely on your Speakers to be sterling munches, but phewwww Bride’s Brother is among your most perilously horny for it. A wise man said, “more slutty Ms in 2025" and this M has more than earned the slutty in [Slutty Mswitch] with his gusto. Bro is STARVING! 🍽️ 🫗The [69] cumpetition!!!! Cinema! Textbook AITW greyscale switchiness that I will gorge myself on until the end of time. I can’t get enough of the detail of L playing dirty by briefly angling her hips so he can’t reach her clit + his amusement with it. The implication of her feeling secure enough to break from her rule-bound form and “misbehave” like this with him makes me crazy. It adds so much to their dynamic! Obsessed that he also takes pleasure in her indulgence in freedom from her “streets” identity through this bratty “sheets” behavior. His “I wanna see that uptight, secret slut fall apart on my cock” is aligned with this too, imo. It’s a verbalization of his desire to co-create a sexual playspace where she feels safe enough to let herself unravel and be naughty! ❤️‍🔥 🫗 I am weak over the amount of dirty talk that is essentially body worship. His lust for Listener’s body is fuel for the narrative of his neediness for her specifically. No one else at the event could’ve satiated him the way she can! The “of course you have the prettiest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen” -> “of course you have the best pussy I’ve ever felt” callback + “I don’t need anything else. Not when I have your pussy to fill up"—all infernally hot. His “fuck, your thighs” also made me woozy! 🫗 "I'll be good. If you be good for me. Yeah. Good, bad, whatever I want, right?” I screamed. Switchy supremacy!! 🫗 YAY clothed sex! I’ve been enjoying the CMNF/CFNM but will always be a huge fan of L getting fucked in a specific outfit. 👗👠 🫗“I need you to ride it” in that urgent tone, christ alive, he sounds like he’s gonna disintegrate if she doesn’t bounce on it 🚨🥵⚠️ I also need to applaud the meticulous attention to detail in the quality of the body collision SFX being distinct when they’re fucking in doggy vs. cowgirl! Your foley efforts do not go unnoticed! 🫗 "your hair in my fist like a good slut + “hickies all over your tits"—respectfully, pleaseeeee continue including the rougher [hair pulling] + marking (especially chest or collarbone or thigh hickies) in playful, switchy stuff! 🫗I have been really enjoying the orgasm encouragement featuring heavy “cumming on cock” talk across DTs and scripted content lately! Was also thrilled to revisit Speaker edging himself as L cums on his cock that was included in audios earlier in the year. 🫗“It’s not like I think about it all the time or anything…” - 🧐 I’m calling unreliable narrator! His gauging for reciprocated feelings via questions about her memories of their last encounter? His “I can picture the look on your face when you came” remark?? The “been waiting so long for this…” comments??? He's one of the loudest loverboys to ever grace this platform! I blacked out and wrote an absurd amount about an audio again 🥸 If it wasn’t obvious, this is one of my most loved pieces from the year so far! I can imagine having to delay the drop a second time and then work into the wee hours to finish it was stressful. I seriously appreciate your commitment to getting it out into the world as soon as you could. It was a treat to wake up to on an early weekday morning! The May content has truly been a parade of my fave things! The possible genre exclusive to close the month would be the cherry on top.🤞🏼I have a few theories of what you could be cooking, but I won’t say anything more in case I jinx it… Thank you so much, August! 💗

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

“…it makes my heart sing that you played him as fundamentally charmed with her minding of him rather than just tolerating or being sincerely annoyed by it. He’s smitten by her in part because of, rather than in spite of, this aspect of herself that could be considered ‘difficult’.” 😩😩💗rachel i am screaming at this whole paragraph. i’m imagining F with a concentrated frown as she’s wiping M down and he’s smiling at her with soft, adoring heart eyes but she doesn’t even notice at first because she’s so laser focused on the task at hand until she’s like “stop looking at me like that” “Another headcanon of mine is that M had designs all day to catch L’s attention during the reception. As soon as he noticed her scoping him out from the sidelines, he scrambled to find someone to dance with to see how she would react.” between this and listing everyone else he could potentially hook up with instead of BIL’s ex, he was for sure plotting.

rachel 🍓

Gabriella, this wedding weekend schedule structure, complete with corresponding songs?! ADORABLE + an ingenious way to present your commentary on the arc of S&L's dynamic over the audio! Bringing style AND substance to HBC! 👑💖🤩 Maybe one of my fave comments of yours ever (I say knowing damn well *everything* you write is my fave!!!). Seeing an idea of mine cited in your writing never loses its luster 🫶🏼🥹 I'm beyond flattered that greyscale switching continues to resonate in your reading of audios! I LOVE your description of S&L as a pair of brats with different motivations + the metaphorical push-pull of their sexual switchiness as a corresponding microcosm of the bigger picture of how they've orbited each other since their initial hookup. YES! I have to believe that over YEARS they've waxed and waned over one another, modulating between wishful thinking and defensive denial. A cat-and-mouse situation where each has played cat and mouse, fluidly trading places between who is more interested and who is more indifferent! His "*You,* you don't make it weird! We've been swimming, so..." after he takes off his shirt had so much of this story re: history in it for me. The cumpetition is the crux of how the sex they have this time is an opportunity to stop ignoring the elephant in the room, assuage what was left unresolved from last time, + realize that they both want a lot of the same things. In the context of a competitive [69], that shared desire may seem limited to being responsible for making the other cum first, but imo that's a vital stepping stone for their greater integration by audio's end! In a less lofty line of thinking re: the switchiness, I also just can't get enough of how switchy stuff creates prime conditions for brat-on-brat crime 😈 I am SCREAMING @ your vision of Speaker drooling on it between the “right, baby?”s bc this part reminded me so much of the Superhero Nemesis audio beat where that Speaker *is* drooling on L’s pussy while he waits for them to ask him to eat it!!!! Methinks our brain worms are exchanging notes again! 😵‍💫🪱🧠 Speaking of crime + brain worms… 🏳️ ( you know what I’m about to say)…. your licking cum off of the upholstery suggestion is one of your most seminal (in *every* sense of the word, to be clear) contributions to HBC to date. I’ve never been more impressed by OR more terrified of your genius. There is no horny jail on earth secure enough to contain you. The cumslut faction has never been more influential. We salute you 🎖️🫡 "Thank you for helping the overfunctioning girlies (gender neutral always) cum!" - retweet omfg thank YOU for saying this! Between the talking through it in this audio + the entire 48 minutes of DT #28, I'm wondering where I can send a fucking fruit basket with my regards. The respite available here for the weary + busy-brained is real!!! 💗

rachel 🍓

that's EXACTLY what I picture during that moment! Also, thank you for bringing up the "don't look at me" bc I'm just now realizing how it comes around full circle post-sex when she specifically asks him to give her a once-over before they return to the reception + you can hear how delighted he is by how much of a mess she let him make of her in the chuckle after "you kinda look like you've just been railed, yeah" 💗😍

sarah 💫

Thank youuuu I was also holding the gun @ myself if that’s any consolation 🥴🪞🔫 omg precisely, your “Daddy’s smarter than me” quote fits this theme of M rechanneling F’s determination/tireless work ethic so perfectly!!! It’s like changing the game to something that benefits them both (esp F) but keeping the same rules he knows she needs to play by. Love your point about how he never forces F to relax or stop thinking; it’s always done in a gently (if firm) way where she’s basically doing it to herself, with his assistance 🥺 And lmaooo I am so glad you understood my peasant robinhood fox ref jdsjfdsh I was THIS close to making and attaching a meme of that image w that exact “spare any pussy??” quote you mentioned 🫵🏼😭 i’m so desperate for the way HE’S so desperate for it ugh love feeding a starving man!! faceplanting into the wedding cake at you pointing out the horny desperation both skeptic and bride’s brother share ohfmrndjdn I do not need any more reasons to obsess over this speaker, Gabriella!!! 🫠🍰

rachel 🍓

Your point about his talent for conveying facial expressions through tone is SPOT ON omfg his performances have made me realize that it is possible to see with your ears to a certain extent?! 👁️👂🏼 the audible smirks + smiles in this piece annihilate me, and the LAUGHS??? The sorry state of affairs that is our current geopolitical climate needs him cracking up in every negotiating room!! As a slut for the storytelling + champion of non-PIV audios, I was already intrigued by the prequel idea floating around, but your addition of overstim to connect back to the screaming on fingers comment has me SOLD. Could this have a [hand kink] angle, too??? 👀🕯️ I KNEW I could count on you to understand the appeal of the “Do your job. Satisfy me” moment! "... he understands the only way to get this goody-two-shoes to break the rules is to turn “losing control” into an assignment." Perfectly put. As @Gabriella said, "Daddy's smarter than me!". This is a galaxy-brain manifestation of "good" dominance being informed by understanding of + care for a sub's needs. It's less about a Dom's ego and more about stewarding a sub's experience? Doing some dreaming about what's possible on their behalf! The O encouragement has been in different areas this year! Feasting on your likening the talking through it in this to DT 28 + affirmation. I can't even consider @Gabriella's comparison to Skeptic bc, like you, it will just make me *too* insane and I have stuff to accomplish this week!!!! Lovely comment and I am so happy that this one lived up to the hype for you too! 💌

sarah 💫

Rachel I just have to say, every time I read a comment of yours I sit w my mouth agape and think “this woman is so so SMART holy shit” 😦🤓👏🏼 consistently blown away by your analyses and the various themes you connect and expand! Also I totally read the first sentence of your comment in Prince’s voice ala the intro to “Let’s Go Crazy” 🤪 I so appreciate you sharing how much you relate to this F character (that is NOT lame to say btw and not at all negatively self indulgent - art exists for us to see ourselves in! It’s a mirror in which we can’t help but find ourselves, which is a beautiful thing 🥹🪞), I’ve definitely found myself relating to an F character *cough, or four* and I think that’s so important for women/femmes to experience in erotica (esp WOCs/POCs)! Raising a fist in solidarity as someone who also occasionally assumes the Rule Follower Bossypants role (when I first watched B99 w my younger sister, she immedjiately pointed at Amy and said “oh hey it’s you” 🥲); I felt equally touched that M was genuinely charmed/amused at F “handling” him instead of being irritated as you so beautifully pointed out! The very things she’s been made to feel insecure/“too much” about are the very things he finds endearing UGH TO BE LOVED IS TO BE SEEN 😭✊🏼💌 I grinned SO hard when I heard the spilled drink SFX and thought of your incredible suggestion!! 🫵🏼🤩🫗 If not for your big beautiful brain, we would never have gotten the baby wipes chest hair scene 😵‍💫 also YES I am on the Younger Brother Headcanon train with you!! I love that you heard the “my sister is way too cool” line and thought of your younger brothers that is TOO CUTE (and omg Rachel🍓 sibling lore!!). I actually love the idea of their families being so close that it was, in fact, M’s mom who asked F to keep an eye on her troublemaking son (and was mayhaps scheming to get them together after years of watching them dance around their undeniable magnetism???) but I also loveeee the cupid bridesmaids angle you have going on! And ofc, F was too busy putting out fires and handling everything to realize the “conspiracy” taking shape 🫣 Knewwww you’d mention the fucking insane voice compliment in “keep talking to me, I’ll come faster” ughgasfdhdsh HE IS SO OBSESSED I CANNOT. I always imagine F grinning smugly after he says that in a “oh is that so?” way, which ofc drives him even crazier 🤭 Also “we can always rely on your Speakers to be sterling munches, but phewwww Bride’s Brother is among your most perilously horny for it” is exACTly it, the unabashed, shameless desperation is indeed perilous. DANGER, FLOOD WARNING 💦⚠️ thank GOd you mentioned the “I need you to ride it” bit, I genuinely started levitating at the pure need oozing from his delivery here. It also felt so perfectly switchy to go from a more dominant position like doggy to letting F take the reigns in cowgirl 🤠 also super grateful you highlighted the hair pulling + hickies as I completely drowned in my own puddle of drool and couldn’t mention them ☹️ you always get it so bad!!!! Scrumptious comment as always, I have been SO eager to hear your thoughts!! We have sat in the wedding audio waiting room together for so longgg and you’ve spearheaded so many delish elements that helped shape this audio into the delectable, filthy slice of sweetness that has blessed our ears 😍💍 so overjoyed that your bday month has been bursting w so many delish treats (including the probable genre audio coming up!!! 🕯️) 🫶🏼🎂 P.S. I remember you said you went dancing at one of your fave places w your friends for your bday bash, I hope you had an incredible time!! 🥳💃🏻💞

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

ok i actually am feeling a lil self-conscious about writing a longer comment bc while i have the heart of a lovergirl yapper i also hate being perceived ☹️ but i had a few things get out before my head explodes at my work desk or something. i’m having a blast reading everyone’s comments and will likely be back with more thoughts on these cutie pies. * the opening had me cheesing so bad! i had to take a pause 2 seconds in bc i wasn’t prepared for how exuberant, sweet, and goofy this M was gonna be. he’s so earnestly excited to celebrate his sister’s wedding 🥹😍💗 * the music choices are also so fun. i love weddings and i love dancing and the energy here almost had me actin up in the middle of my living room * “i make your dry ass guys look bad, just like back when you were—nope, not gonna say that“ M holding back here says so much about their history to me and how he prob thought the guys F dated before were duds. i know a yearner when i see (hear?) one. * “the dance floor needs me” me the second a tequila soda hits my lips * “*you* don’t make it weird. we’ve been swimming so.” got her ass. * “little miss slutty dress wedding guest” i am nosy and need to know what the tea is with the BIL and his ex being invited. * “what kind of trouble are w—am *i* gonna get in out here?” was he going to say WE?? * “nothing anywhere near that interesting ever happened when i gave her other friends a ride home… okay, yeah you’re right. we’ll just go back then.” he is trying sooo hard to get her to admit that it was, in fact, a big deal and she’s thought about their ~history~ as much as he has. she won’t and he’s trying to play it off as cool/casual but i just know he’s supremely disappointed by it. UGH * the cartoon wolf panting would work on me 🐺😔😕😏 * “you remember what i said to you? 😏 you actually don’t? 🥺” the way he keeps asking if she remembers xyz, and she’s just like “no❤️” she’s just like me fr. * “no no don’t stop” https://tenor.com/bvpQa.gif * “you telling me to shut up is so nostalgic”; “yeah roll your eyes too, fuck that turns me on.” like @sarah 💫 said, obsessedddd with M loving how annoyed F is and that F secretly loves it. i’m envisioning all the times before where he’s purposely annoyed her just to get her to roll her eyes at him. 😒🙄😍 * [69] moment between two brats is so unbelievably hot, i’m gonna start pulling my hair out (also “cumpetition”? whichever one of you coined this is a genius). * [licking it up] off the upholstery. um did not know i was into this (also wasn’t *not* into the idea of it i guess?) i have some things to think about. * desperate pleas of “i need you to ride it” oh my god. 🆘‼️❤️‍🔥once again it’s real yearner hours in here. * [33:53-34:55] ☺️ * i’m attending my friends’ wedding this weekend and lemme just say, thank fucking god neither of them have brothers. to echo what many have already said, the SFX are so so good. after my initial listen(s…) i found myself pausing/rewinding to catch all the different layers you added in like an audio ispy. the guests chatting/dancing/laughing as the music transitions in the background. the way all the noise becomes muffled as they step outside and fades as they walk farther and farther away from the reception. what the hell. as a newer listener, it’s been fun going through the back catalog and getting dropped into all these different worlds you’re building, and it’s always such an immersive experience regardless of the story or genre. it’s very clear how much care and thought you put into your work, and it’s much appreciated!! ok see ya!

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“I blacked out and wrote an absurd amount about an audio again” me every goddamn week. How many times can one come to in front of a full New Yorker review on an audio before one has to question if there something supernatural happening here?! 🐾 GORGEOUS definition of the Goofy Cutiepie!!! Without anyone asking, we are going to create an Elements of Style or 5e for August’s work. Also so so touched to see myself referenced (period but especially) wrt characters being mirrors through which we can see some of our own characteristics differently and your own appreciation of yourself 🥹💗. Absolutely tickled pink L provided that experience for you (for us, let me be real)! 🐾 “He doesn’t want or need her to take responsibility for his actions the way she seems to believe the bridal party does… it makes my heart sing that you played him as fundamentally charmed with her minding of him rather than just tolerating or being sincerely annoyed by it. He’s smitten by her in part because of, rather than in spite of, this aspect of herself that could be considered 'difficult'.” Found a workaround for just block quoting you back at you😈. Wowie!!!!!! I feel I don’t need to state that I see a lot of myself in this L as well. If that’s lame and self-indulgent, then so be it! This is our roleplay sandbox! This section of your comment is so wonderful and really helped me appreciate how similar S&L are. Where Speaker has a reasonable understanding of his control over himself and his environment, L’s understanding is more diffuse, leading to supererogatory efforts to exert control to "ensure" particular ends. So maybe part of why he delights in this part of her personality is seeing a bit of himself and/or a unique ability to appreciate why she does the things she does. Awww 😭. Totally agree, I will never tire of seeing this show up! 🐾 “It’s my personal headcanon that it was, in fact, not the bride but the maid of honor who made the babysitting request of L. All of the other bridesmaids and S’s sister detected a simmering ~ vibe ~ between S&L . Giving L this “responsibility” was their scheming to put the pair in proximity in the hopes they’d finally confront their obvious chemistry and sexual tension. That’s the real “bridesmaid conspiracy”!" Ooooo I’m actually obsessed with this since it means a change for the entire group, not just S&L. They’re redistributing the roles and responsibilities so L is not so often tasked with being or compelled to assume the role of the Responsible One™. Also must ditto @sarah that your little bro lore is sooooo cute omg, they are simply blessed with the good sense to look up to and admire you! 🐾 "His plan ended up working even more perfectly than intended when he unwittingly cozied up with his new BIL’s ex + L’s damage control objective became relevant 🤭” omgggggg that's so annoying, I love him!!!! 🐾 “I just love pussy, love tasting it, love getting it all over me.” This was so crazy to just say unprovoked. Also re the body worship, this made me so insane!!!!!!!!! It felt like every part he exposed lit up with divine light shining from his spotlight eyeballs. And you KNOW he's memorizing every scar, every mole, most sensitive places, ticklish spots, etc etc. Brb ripping all my hair out! 🤪 🐾 Was SOOOO looking forward to your commentary on the cumpetition + greyscale switching, and it did indeed spin my noggin like a Beyblade!!!!!! 🐾 "your hair in my fist like a good slut + “hickies all over your tits"—respectfully, pleaseeeee continue including the rougher [hair pulling] + marking (especially chest or collarbone or thigh hickies) in playful, switchy stuff" +1!!!!!!!!! Crossing my fingers for your favorite theory to become fact, partially because I know you've got something juicy up there that will put me into the ground and partially because you're on a birthday roll on this Patreon and I feel like you could will it into existence at this point??? Delicious soup as always with lovely sweetiepie vulnerable garnishes 💗

sarah 💫

haAhahaHa world leaders grumbling about the state of the world: yeah we should probs go to war 😤 Me: ok ok but have you considered☝🏼[presses play on a looped recording of August laughing for 15 mins] HAND KINK PREQUEL OMG TYPING IT INTO EXISTENCE!!! 🔮 I would loveeeee a musician hand kink angle but I will take litrally anything I can get in the hand kink sphere atp ✋🏼 I’m seeing it play out as F needing a ride home from a particular rowdy girl’s night w M’s sister/the friend group; maybe the sister was supposed to drive her home but got too tipsy, so she asked M to? Fresh off her breakup, F’s feelin frisky and pent up andddd she keeps staring at M’s hands on the steering wheel 😳 kinda love the idea of them hooking up in the backseat during a storm ⛈️ “It’s less about a Dom’s ego and more about stewarding a sub’s experience” YES the ACU doms care soooo much about enriching the sub’s pleasure first and foremost!! it feels esp significant here, where F is admitting to being scared and M assures them they had nothing to be afraid of (“it’s not so scary right?”). Even when he’s showing F how wrong they were, it doesn’t feel mean-spirited, he’s genuinely happy that they now know better 🥺 and if his O encouragement gets any better, he’ll have the spontaneous combustion of thousands of listeners on his hands 🤕💥

sarah 💫

You are so real for mentioning needing to pause right at the beginning bc sameeee, I heard the devastating sound of august laughing and had to throw my phone into a river to calm down 😔 also YES when M cut himself off and said “nope 🤐 not gonna say that” I totally pictured him trying to act casual while asking his sister “so…who’s that loser your friend’s dating? he looks dumb 😒” years prior when F was with some bozo 🥺 1000% agree he FURSURE loves to annoy F just so she’ll get all riled up, smack him upside the head, and call him an idiot [cue Barry White music playing in his head 😍] Also mfjdjdjddk I mentioned “cumpetition” in the DILF pt 2 comments back in the day but I’m sure others have used it/come up w it since!! It fit soooo well for this pair’s specific combative, elbow-jabbing dynamic ugh love 2 pushy freaks who refuse to give in 🐸 Absolutely delish Big Comment debut, you’re a natural 🤩 as a fellow secret lover girl w a fear of being perceived I totally get the self consciousness but I had SO much fun reading your thoughts and hope you continue to share them!! Also omg have fun at your friends’ wedding (maybe there’ll be a hot cousin situation?? 👁️) 💃🏻

daahling (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 The update icon is more fitting for this audio. Cake for the wedding and cake for the cake that was ate up! 🍰 😆
2025-05-28 06:19 The updated icon is more fitting for this audio. Cake for the wedding and cake for the cake that was had! 🍰 😆

The updated icon is more fitting for this audio. Cake for the wedding and cake for the cake that was had! 🍰 😆

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Ugh being perceived. Even after many thousands of words, whenever someone replies to one of my comments, I'm like "how did you see this? I thought I put this missive into a bottle and chucked it into the Atlantic?!" It's sick! But thankfully it gets better with time and practice 🤓 Ooo your dud commentary makes me wonder what his sister's husband is like. Presumably he's a picture of qualities Speaker values. Which makes his going after slutty dress ex even more interesting! I love this audio so much, I would like to know everything about the whole damn cast of characters! Also whaaaat an indictment for Goody Two Shoes L, maybe her planning and organizing tendencies bled into wanting to fix partners and part of the Speaker's appeal is he doesn’t need her to take care of him. But also the idea of him watching her attempt to fix like three lackluster suitors before saying "that's it!" before the wedding is funny to me lol. Like @rachel said it her comment, it's volitional in the relationship which allows it to be erotic. And not only would the panting have worked on me, I would have replied with a howl and more panting. *Michael Keaton voice* you wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts! I'm glad you didn't listen to the hiding brain worms and shared your commentary with us; I loved reading it!!! And hoping for the most delicious tequila soda for you at the wedding!! 💗

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Awww thank you ♥️. And lololol likewise, each week, your comment has the brief pleasure of being my favorite Rachel comment. It’s a room full of Beyonces at the Grammys! “but imo that's a vital stepping stone for their greater integration by audio's end! In a less lofty line of thinking re: the switchiness, I also just can't get enough of how switchy stuff creates prime conditions for brat-on-brat crime” lmaoooo brat-on-brat crime is up 69% on the Patreon, what a world what a world! But seriously, totally agree the making each other cum first as necessary for their integration because it’s so vulnerable! The orgasm cannot happen without the receiver being present and allowing themself to fully experience everything the other person is giving them, something L would have avoided last time! Isoajfisoajfsaj I teehee’d when I saw the Nemesis reference in your comment; that kind of moment will just always do it for me!!!! A sexual “j’accuse!!!”. Also 😭😭😭 “there is no horny jail on earth secure enough to contain you” this is one of the BEST compliments I’ve ever gotten. There’s nowhere I can put this quote that would be reasonable or normal, so I’ll just hold it in my heart. I'll put it with the chest hair moment which wouldn't have been possible without your cookery; you are contributing to your own downfall 😈. What if I told you this victory for the Cumslut Faction has only made me worse, that I am collecting more Cum Thoughts for the June poll (really just for fun, a gift for myself lol)??? What then?! I’ve gone insane with power! I think we get to be upgraded to a nation-state after this with a town square decorated with a sculpture of a backseat and a triumphal arch 🏳️

rachel 🍓

@sarah: omg wow that is so so so incredibly sweet of you to say about my comments 🥹💗 no matter how many of these I write, posting them still feels a bit like chucking a message in a bottle into the ocean and crossing my fingers that what I’ve written is lucid enough for someone to catch my drift hahaha you dependably do, and that means so much to me! Sorry to be sappy, but damn, your first paragraph read like an encouraging hug. Thank you sm for validating my sharing and ✨getting it✨ by relaying your own experience of relating to AITW F characters! Extra deep gratitude for your specific acknowledgment of how important it is for WOCs/POCs to have these experiences of recognition in erotica. 🫂 I’m p sure it was in a convo with you in Concubabe’s comments where I briefly alluded to my Mixed Angst™️ making it rare for me to feel represented in a lot of erotica, so yeah… can’t even fully articulate the significance of finding that so consistently in August’s stuff + esp with this L. Your thoughts here have made me feel seen and therefore loved, and just kjshdjhkaf APPRECIATE YOU! 😭💌 God, I did not even consider how my spill concept butterfly-effected to give us the ‼️CHEST HAIR MENTION‼️ hahaha I’ll take the credit! The casual chest hair reference is one of those things I chose not to talk about in my comment bc I didn’t feel like I could be sufficiently Cool About It (the smirky “there’s some… there’s some down here too 👀😈”—my imagination is running WILD; a full moon suddenly appeared, and I’m feverishly animorphing!!!!🐺).  “Sibling lore” is so cutie YES haha I’m #2 out of 4 + have an older sister in addition to younger bros! Idk how much I believe in the “birth order theory” stuff, but I do feel very 'middle child who skews older' personality-wise! I’m lucky to be v close with all of my siblings, though we’re all grown up and living our own busy lives + all live in different states, so we don’t see each other IRL much these days 💔 shoutout to our active group chat! haha You mentioned your younger sister, and it makes a lot of sense to me that you have a younger sibling! You give older sister energy❣️ also I LOVE your mom theory!!! wow, I mean, M suspected that it could be his mom’s doing too, and I totally get the sense that M+F’s families are close in addition to M’s nuclear family having strong relationships with each other! So so impressive that August’s world-building is such that it’s possible to theorize about the “off-screen” characters in audios to this extent! GREAT POINT about the position change from doggy -> cowgirl underscoring the switchy character of the sex! I am always enthused to see riding included in switch audios bc of how seamlessly the power dynamic can shift in those positions with [topping from the bottom] + M grabbing F’s hips to fuck up into them. The hint of a switch in Pretty Boy Slut when he starts thrusting into F while talking subby will always be famous!!! Seeing this concept created was such a shared win for us long-haul wedding audio hopefuls 🫶🏼 I would echo the same sentiments back @ you in that your poll comment offerings were integral to the realization of the final audio! I am 98% positive it was a comment thread of *yours* on the September 2024 poll where Rambunctious M x Goody Two Shoes F all began. I think that a huge reason why this one feels so special to me is because it is a token of what's possible when the community collaborates creatively? I’ve been SO spoiled this bday month! It’s a constant joy to brainstorm and crash out with you, Sarah! If we could make the wedding happen, I'm choosing to believe TCNTT will also come back around and get its own barrel-aged audio treatment someday! Until then, we can sit patiently and keep dreaming in that waiting room together 🕯️💭👭🏻 P.S. I'm so tickled that you remembered me mentioning that omg YES I had a blast! Danced my heart out + ended the night baking brownies in my best friend’s kitchen at 4:30am before going home and sleeping until noon hahaha a perfect party! 🫡 @Gabriella: “How many times can one come to in front of a full New Yorker review on an audio before one has to question if there something supernatural happening here?!” hdkjajjah if only The New Yorker sought audio erotica reviews! We’d have a backlog for them! If anyone has a connection to David Remnick, let him know I want a meeting!! I’ll butter him up with talk about his reporting on Russia and then pitch him on the editorial merits of our comments 🤭👩🏻‍💻 Not to get *too* scholarly (though you know I can’t help myself! lmao), but in us talking about referencing each other’s ideas, I’m realizing how the intertextuality here has gone beyond referencing the body of audios themselves and exists in the text of our comments too?? God, I love being a student at Patreon dot edu slash AITW. Seeing as you’ve previously described yourself as “a rule-bound, anxious, goody-two-shoes, nerd” I suspected as much re: also seeing yourself in L 😭💕 these thoughts on Speaker’s practicality vs. Listener’s perfectionism as it relates to their relationships with personal responsibility + control… stop looking at me like that, Gabriella! WOOF! Too real 🥴 Very touched by you also seeing this as him empathizing with her impulse rather than judging her for it. I love them together!!!! “And you KNOW he's memorizing every scar, every mole, most sensitive places, ticklish spots, etc etc.” …tell me why this made my brain worms start to cook up what a body worship DT could sound like??? Just reverently talking through a myriad of descriptive details + possible reactions coaxed out in a veryyyyyyy slow and deliberate appreciation of every infinitesimal nook? Is this anything????? I hope so bc I think I need it????? I think it could heal me???? Us???? The world?????? 🤞🏼🔮🕯️ The roster of content this month has lowkey made me wonder if manifestation is real??? hahaha I could not have asked for a better birthday month on the Patreon! No matter what the scenario, if the Exclusive is genre anything (as he has alluded to) I’m considering it a grand slam!!!! 🏆🎁

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

@sarah - me going about my day and then remembering the laughing https://tenor.com/bzKsm.gif @Gabriella - yess, the writing is so rich, i’m v curious about everyone else’s “prior history”. “maybe her planning and organizing tendencies blend into wanting to fix partners and part of the Speaker’s appeal is he doesn’t need her to take care of him” hit a little too close to home for me, i cannot 😖 thank u both sm for taking the time to read and being so kind 😅🩷 so glad u get it, too.

sarah 💫

Never apologize for sappiness omg I consider this entire platform a grove of maple trees for how much sap I spew!!! 🍁🤎 Maybe I *do* have some mystical ability bc I was indeed channeling a hug in my reply to you 🫂🥺 I do remember that convo and cherish what you said about how difficult it is to see ourselves (as WOC) represented in mainstream erotica without feeling fetishized or exploited. I am not mixed but I am AAPI and can definitely relate to the comfort and relief in finally finding nsfw work that helps me feel SEEN and included. I think audios in general have so much more room for inclusion compared to traditional nsfw media but I am sitting in gratitude right there with you for how August takes care to not allude to listener size, color, etc. APPRECIATE/LUFFYEW BACK 🫵🏼❣️ Omg four siblings, same!! We’re all girls tho haha (cue the apologetic smile @ my dad), I’m very lucky that I live so close to my family and find it so heartwarming that you and your siblings stay so close despite living in separate states!! Also ajdsfhdj “older sister energy” is so fun and cute, ty 😭🥰 HAHAH wait you’re right omg I think it was under one of my comments where you specifically suggested the “spilled drink” factor! (then we all proceeded to talk about turning M’s tie into a leash (“good boy” foreshadowing???) which is neither here nor there ahem) 🫗 Aww that’s such a beautiful point about the “barrel aged” audios — it’s a culmination of everyone working together and brainstorming the same horny vision ✨😍 YAYYY baking brownies after dancing your gams off sounds perfecto, so glad you had a blast! 🥳

raspberry98

“Don’t bite your lip open that mouth and tell me” *insert kermit the frog falling from a building meme”*

Liz

I don’t know if I commented on this because I have listened to this so many times but god it’s still as good as the first time. Jesus this is probably your best audio and I say probably because they’re all so good. The banter, dirty talk, and just the way you f*ck is top tier sir. 100% worth the subscription to your channel.

mags

good Lord 🫣🥵

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

Also a new listener and also agree about the SFX. The party noises getting muffled reminds me of the song More to Life by Björk (a fave), which was recorded live at the Milk Bar in London. https://youtu.be/PF_k6mIw9w0 After the first chorus she runs to the restroom and records the vocal track there with her music booming in the club behind her. 💛

YourAuralFixation

Here I am 2 weeks later still trying to recover... Objectively, clinically, the implied dialogue here is flawless. The little slip of "what kind of trouble are w-- am I gonna get into out here?" Perfection. Questions: 1) what kind of dress do we imagine Listener is wearing given everything that the 2 of them get up to? 2) are they in a limo? Because even in an SUV this would be hella cramped 😅 3) why the hell didn't L pursue things with S because goddamn... The "baby"s in here unexpectedly destroyed me. I'm not a "baby" kinda gal but fuck, this speaker could say it and make my eyes roll. The balance of praise and degradation is 🤌🏻💋 Ffs I hope you feel proud of this one... Fuck me... Keep rolling nat 1's to reboot my brain...

mina

probably a midi slip dress with a slit to show off the legs that speaker is obviously very horny for

cheyenne ☕️

I’ve been a way for a bit, but finally catching up on listening to all the audios I’ve missed and what a way to start?? I loved the characters here, this Speaker is going down as one of my personal favorites. I’m going to a wedding soon and will definitely have this on the brain 😅

liz

everyone’s clothes are still on and the sexual tension has me blushing so hard

💕Lauren💕

I feel like this one’s a real yearner 🙂‍↕️ There isn’t much I can say that the girlies (g/n) haven’t said here. This just eats. 🤏🏾 https://imgur.com/a/dRvS0FJ After seeing how much fun I had with my tiny mock webtoon panel, I decided to do this! Some kind of view into the lives of the yearners (in my humble opinion) of the Augustverse! I wonder if you could guess who’s who. 👀 It might be easy actually. Also, I realize how big this canvas turned out so it might look a little blurry, but the clearer version is further down below! I hope this era of our lives gets better💕 I also hope you are all doing well and finding a safe space here away from real life.

Peony

Oh my god Lauren! YOUR MIND 🤯 These are so incredible, and YES I recognize these yearners! Thank you for sharing your gorgeous art with us again, you’re so talented 🩷🩷🩷

Cait

LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOUR TALENT AMAZES ME!!!! Thank you for sharing this!!! Love love love!!!!

alisha 🌱

🗣 breaking news: lauren is back with—not one, but—FOUR BRAND NEW PIECES!! 🗣i'm losing my mind at how cute they all are, but also how funny the usernames and captions are?? and all the easter eggs you've hidden!! my favourites are the glass of milk, the snoopy pfp, the blue melona bar, and the snowflake pattern in the background!! you're forever an inspiration; i hope you never tire of me fangirling over you and your incredible visions!! 💖💖

sarah 💫

OH MY GODDD Lauren this is so freaking cute and creative!!!! 🤩 the emojis + captions for each post cracked me UP omg I esp love the comments under Blowfessor’s post! ♥️ > 💙 the only profile I couldn’t confidently identify was BBLDrizzy lmaooo I’m guessing it’s revenge vday anal sex guy? 🍑👀 all the various witty usernames you came up with are HILARIOUS I love this sm, esp the slight difference in facial expression for the twins!! Simon wearing white while August rocks the black 1000% matches their energy 🙂‍↕️ not to get sappy but I’ve spent wayyy too much time doom scrolling and feeling extremely exhausted about the state of the world today and seeing your beautiful, creative post uplifted me so much 🥹💖 tysm for sharing Lauren!!! EDIT: omg I just realized the numbers in the usernames are the dates the audios dropped!! 😦🫵🏼 BBLDrizzy is belt boy aka just grinding M omg the pretzel emoji + glass of milk make so much sense now….🥨🥛

Didi

I DEMAND MORE!!! I need to see his grid!!! Show us what he liked on reels!!! I’m OBSESSED

Peony

I’m just catching their pfps now! Snoopy’s floppy ears blowing in the wind 🥹

Noring

made some contributions to this work too, 🥺really love speaker's cocky attitude in the first two minutes … https://imgur.com/a/Jf56Xc7

alisha 🌱

bitn, you're on such a roll with these new art pieces!! i love how cocky and absolutely seductive speaker looks in the full art, but how adorably puppy and eager he looks in his chibi form!! 🤭💖 you're an incredible artist!!~

💕Lauren💕

@Peony omg!! No, thank you!! For loving these yearners and finding this, I appreciate you! Your compliments are so sweet! I saw you noticed Snoopy!! Thank you!! I love that one too and the little Kirby!!💕🐶 @Cait All the love to you Cait! I am so happy you like it😭 All the thanks to you! 💕 @Alisha You have me blushing every time 💕💍 ✨ Believe it or not, the captions and names were the hardest part of this! Thank you for noticing the little easter eggs btw! 🤭 it's all inspired by you!! All the numbers are there for a reason for example the likes and comments are from the ones that are currently on Patreon! The numbers on the user names also mean something as well! I could never be tired of your fangirling as long as you're also okay with me doing the same! It’s always an honor that you enjoy my pieces just as much as I enjoy yours!✨ @Sarah Please😭 you’re so sweet! That blowfessor post is also my favorite. It may have been one of the times I have been impressed with myself and I appreciate you for noticing my little details! I wish could’ve expanded the comments a lot more but they all ended up being too long, but I am kind of loving the cut-off. It leaves us wanting more (double yearning??) Your guess on the BBLDrizzy is so cool btw! He could be def be interpreted that way honestly, but this is the speaker from the ‘Just’ series. I left the glass of milk as a little hint ✨ I am so glad you love the usernames btw😭 I def wanted to make it seem authentically them! Also, you guessed the two apart, but what if they’re tricking us again👀??? Not sappy at all! I feel you so much on the doom scrolling and just being so exhausted about everything happening lately. It is so frustrating and sad to see at times that I have to remind myself to take a break from the media. I am just so glad that we can help and support as much as we can, that gives me enough hope! You are also a good person for caring! It is a big honor that my art brought some light to your day💕🥹 thank you! Omg I saw your edit too late but the fact that you noticed these numbers and pretzel!! 🥨 😆 This makes me so happy! @N 😭 Thank you!!! I was actually so tempted to make a grid omg! Could it be a series? @LittleJ That is so sweet, thank you so much! 💕

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

@Lauren omg i had a feeling the likes and comments numbers were the ones on patreon. 🕵🏻‍♀️ all the details are so fun!!

roxy

Lauren! I can’t even begin to express how obsessed with this I am!! Omfg you nail every piece you ever share and I’m literally so in love with this concept and I’m gonna humbly ask for more!!! Give us that series!! 👀 And I absolutely can identify each and every one of these yearners™️💕 Omg the little details you added like their pfps, ig handles and the comments from listener are sooo fun! And are the numbers meant to be the dates the audios were posted?? With the number of likes and comments the actual metrics of the audios?? YOUR MIND? 🧠 I’m absolutely losing it at “my babysitter took this” and TA listener commenting “not this again…” + the glass of milk!!! All these little references have me soo giddy, this is too fun! Thank you for blessing us with your fabulous talent and skill always 🥰🌼

💕Lauren💕

Your art is so incredible!!!!💕 I literally love his hair so much, it looks so fluffy 😭 omg! He literally looks so annoying (in the most positive way) and needy! Ahh the little chibis are so cute!

mimi 🌻

LAUREN OMFG !? I LOVE THESE !!! IM OBSESSED PLEASE DO MORE IF/WHEN YOU CAN PLZPLZPLZPLZ

💕Lauren💕

@Little J 😭 I feel so happy that everyone got the numbers! The last one is the number at the very top. That number 2 means something as well, which is how long the AITW Patreon has been up for! Nothing crazy, but I was just happy that I didn’t need to randomize the numbers myself! @Roxyy Omgg Roxy! It is always an honor, I’m so happy you like this idea! I literally had Pinterest in clutch fr🙂‍↕️ If I made this into a tiny fun series, could I ask which category of speakers you would like next? More yearners? Or should it be random and much harder to figure out? Thank you for noticing the pfps btw! Those were the most fun and hardest I had to do due to how small I had to draw. It was so worth it though!! Also yes! The numbers on the usernames are the dates of when each audio was released, likes and comments are from the actual audios when I drew them. (I’m sure the numbers have changed by now). You are too sweet for the praise😭 I could never do anything crazier with my easter eggs other than numbers at this moment, but I know they could help as little hints to figure out which audio is which! The captions and usernames were the hardest part of doing this, it makes me even giddier knowing that you get my little references!🤭 🪀You are an even more incredible artist yourself so I am always thankful and glad to have you like my work!💕 @Mimi Just say Jabba is really hot and I’ll do it rn. (jk...👀) TY MIMI💕

Noring

Aww thank you all for your words😭I didn't expect so many feedbacks thank u all😭😭I’m still new to this Patreon comment community thing but I’ve always been thinking here especially is such a safe and wonderful place🥺(but I still don’t know how to reply with a notification..) and I do agree this one’s spe is such a naughty puppy😩😩Thank you all again for all your kind words🥺I really didn’t expect this can be seen and liked..!! thank →💗

moira 🎃👻

LAUREN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This is so so sick, dude (gn). I love how creative and fun this concept is, and you nailed every single one of them!! (Also Melona shoutout, I love those popsicles)

💕Lauren💕

Moira! Tysm!! I love switching things up from time to time and making it as creative as I can! Also, I’m so glad to have another Melona lover here, they’re literally crack.

erin 🤸‍♂️

not them doing the nasty in the rented nissan altima … do it again! (also speaker calling himself a dog… welcome back roman roy)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omg Lauren HELLO?!?!? These are SOOOOO cool, holy shit. Shockingly, I am most tickled by the TA username, that's so clever!!! I saw you ask which series of Speakers you could do next, and I'd vote Filthiest Mouths! I feel like that could have fun username and little easter egg potential. This is so fucking rad, I'm so so glad you shared this, always yelling "yippee!!!!" when I see you've posted new art! 💗

Lana

i think wedding season might be the death of me

Lana

sorry, to clarify, i have a big girl job now, and part of it is managing production on wedding invites, menus, signs, etc

💕Lauren💕

@Gabriella TYSM!! Out of the Bbl drizzy username, I felt very smart when I did the TA one 🤓 It really does make me happy when you notice the small things in my pieces, it makes it worth it! Also your suggestion is very interesting omg! I think I’m gonna try that. Very inspiring btw! Thanks again, I always feel like I am yelling the same when I see your comments!!🥹😭

anna

33:45 - 35:25 is just like. how am i supposed to go on.

S

im fuckin sorrrey but wow. this is so incredible. and labor intensive and just. i love this place.

Grace

Omg these sketches are so good!! Definitely captured the mood of this audio perfectly

Grace

I like this idea so much!! These drawings are so cute

💕Lauren💕

@Shiloh Labor-intensive, but very fun! Thank you!! @Grace I appreciate that, thank you!!

B N

I started barking and clapping like a seal at the mention of clit pinching… there aren’t enough sweaty emojis for this holy fuck

Krist (like 'wrist').

it's a testament to this script's appeal (and the endearing fuckboy-adjacent speaker) that my eternal and immediate aversion to any type of anal interaction did NOT make me stop listening. or coming back for a return listen lol. the banter between him and the listener feels incredibly real, which is tricky since, well. the listener doesn't speak. but as always with your audios, it isn't difficult to listen to just the speaker's side of the scene and know what is being said in the reply. that sets your audios apart from other VA. your scripts are well-written, natural flowing conversations both leading up to and lasting through the sex, and the cooldown chat afterwards is both a breather for the listener and often literally involves your breath: whispers, sighs, catching your breath, a laugh. i don't know how intentional all of that is, but even if it's all happenstance, it makes for wonderful writing and an enjoyable performance.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I like to think it’s purposefully (to me at least)! It feels like a smart way to include aftercare/deplaning from the audio experience while still not breaking character. Smartypants, this August! 🤓

Krist (like 'wrist').

Exactly! It shows an attention to details (us listening, the way the speaker would talk, how to balance the writing and not break the fourth wall). I don't mean to sound like I'm glazing him lol but August really does approach his audios with a respect as if it were any other type of creative art. It's unique and admirable.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I, personally, if it is not abundantly obvious lol, think glazing someone who is at the peak of his field is not only okay but inevitable!!! He’s that girl, there’s no two ways about it!

B N

“I won’t be vulgar” (immediately refers to balls) I’ve never felt more seen

Sara

Can my actual sister get married again so August can be my +1 🙏🏼😂

Huniii

desperately need this fuckboy adjacent horndog of a man in my life right NEOW

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I’d like to believe August was a theater kid and has a friend or two with whom he actually practises the lines (the SFW/banter) cuz I agree, the delivery is absolutely brilliant, always top tier

Dragonli

A hundred times being here and the initial laughter always gets me.

Caroline

The writing here is genuinely so fucking good. Like the main character feels like a real, actual person. He's fun, he's funny, and he knows he's the life of the party. I'm friends with guys like this. I've fucked guys like this. I feel like he'd be down to clown at karaoke night (not an innuendo, I mean this unironically). The writing here feels like we're getting a small snippet of a whole, actual person, not just a cardboard cutout Sexy Man. So much female-targeted sexual content is like "this billionaire/king/other powerful man REALLY wants to fuck you" but like, I'm never gonna fuck a billionaire. The funny guy with a slightly-too-big ego wanting to get down and dirty in the parking lot outside a wedding? That's ACHIEVABLE. I think it's part of what makes this (and much of the rest of this library) so hot.

cara

Back here (again) after thinking about the Augustverse and the messy history these two share. It's insane how this audio and these characters still make me sooo unwell This charming, fuckboy, cartoon wolf of a man is still so fun. Loud and ridiculous and acts all slutty, but also remembers every little detail of his first encounter with listener?? Is surprised and maybe a little offended that L doesn't remember those details like he does??? "It's not like I think about it all the time" he's a damn liar and he knows it! Can you say y e a r n e r

PandaBB

Y’all know that scream Kendrick does in TPAB that’s been memed to death? Yeah anyway that’s how I sounded after this audio GOOD LORD MY BOY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

sarah 💫

Made a fun, silly wedding playlist for one of my fave audios of 2025, our beloved Bride’s Brother!💍🪩 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1JJu9Rn3Q53Mu8ZREXLosj?si=Ioueaqc0SMKSPSpLNPvZDQ&pi=IoHNMnqiRT-U_ I tried to do a mix of actually fun, groovy, dancey wedding jams plus some freaky deaky songs w some homages to the audio hehe (obvi had to include ABBA + “hungry like the wolf” 😮‍💨🐺), hope y’all like it and if anyone has more songs they want me to add, lmk!!! Also, my face has cramped up like 18 times while creating this playlist bc I keep grinning tooooo hard imagining M lip syncing to these songs, cheesily moonwalking + beckoning F to join him on the dance floor as she grinds her teeth to keep from smiling, shaking her head in exasperation before eventually giving in and busting a move 💃🏻

rachel 🍓

ahhh SARAH this is TOO FUN omfg!! 🤩🪩💗 the playlist title + quote in the description 😭 perfect! You’ve included soooo many bangers, wow, the curation is excellent! I laughed at seeing “Yeah!” bc just last month while at a dear friend’s wedding I threw down so hard dancing to that track that a vital strap on my dress came undone + one of the girlies had to come to my rescue and fix it mid-“take that and rewind it back” bridge 🥴🤷🏻‍♀️🤪 Total Bride’s Brother M type behavior from me on the dance floor lmaoooo I’m totally gonna play this as my afternoon work soundtrack today! Two song suggestions: 🎶 Can’t Help Myself by Alexandra Savior. Such a sweetiepie song that feels very Goody Two Shoes F coded. Especially the lyrics “He wants a bit of this sweet melancholy / and he can get it any time of day / ‘cause nothing else can satisfy him” + “I’ve been running for a reason I could never retain” 💗 🎶 Moves by Suki Waterhouse. Imo, this song is what’s running through Bride’s Brother’s head as soon as he notices F watching him intently from the sidelines. He’s determined to get and keep her attention bc he’s just a smooshy Lover Boy under that cocky cartoon wolf exterior 🥹🐺

sarah 💫

AWW I’m so glad you like it!! 🥹 And omggnrndd wardrobe malfunctions caused by throwing down too hard on the dance floor is so so funny and relatable lmao I still remember breaking a fave pair of shoes bc of how hard I freaked during a party 😔 WORTH IT THO! 💃🏻 I hope you had fun jamming to this playlist during work haha I was listening to it too and couldn’t help shakin it in my desk chair 🥳 Thank you for the reccs, adding now! I love the “something comes over me / baby whenever you are around” lyrics in Can’t Help Myself and I totally see Moves as M’s anthem as he’s plotting his loverboy attack on F hahaha 💌🎧

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This playlist FUCKS! How is that so many years later, Suavemente STILL goes so fucking hard?! And Pony? Classsssssic, omg this Speaker would become soooooooooooooooo[15 minutes later]ooooooo annoying to this song, and I would have to respectfully ask everyone to leave the dancefloor NOW. Thank you so much for making and sharing this, I will be playing it when I need a pick-me-up 💗! My two song suggestions are: 1) All For You by Janet Jackson. The opening alone is this audio in a nutshell, and it's just a banger, and 2) If This Isn't Love by Sarah Vaughn. Much more cutesy and feels like the joie de vivre of this audio 🥂

sarah 💫

You get it sooo bad, I just *know* M would wear the MOST annoying smirk and roll his hips exaggeratedly but somehow make it work?? Can’t STAND him (she said, swooning)!!! And holy moly how could I forget All For You?!? The intro is iconic, such a great jam and I adore Sarah Vaughn omg tysm for the reccs Gabriella, adding now! 🤩🪩

moira 🎃👻

I LOVEEE this, I’m such a slut for a good playlist and this one is soooo good, I’m gonna be boogie-ing to this for a while 🥰💃🏻

daahling

I really like the acting in this one especially the bit at the beginning, the dance floor scene. You can feel speaker's vibe and how he's really enjoy the music and wedding.

Laura

This has to be one of my top favorite switches. The way he makes her get the condom and waits... It's quiet and pointed and perfect. 🔥 Also, my favorite listener character. You just know she has a color coded To Do list. ♥️ Plus, I love that she is paired with her opposite character and how they compete to make each other cum first. The banter, the backstory -Love love love. This audio is one of my favorites. I wish we could get a sequel. What happens when they meet again at the Christmas party? Maybe he catches her in a room she isn't supposed to be in? I want to see what happens next. You know she's not ready to admit to the world that she's got something going with him. How hot would it be to see him pull that out of her? I could follow her through many a sexcapade.

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

omg, can’t believe you made a playlist for one of my faves. 😍i loveee wedding reception music. idc how cheesy a song is, i will be on that dance floor. these are IMPECCABLE picks!! the image you painted of M dancing to “pony” 😩 he’s knows he’s being an annoying ham. sweaty, sleeves rolled up, tie undone or missing altogether. i hate him!!! anywho, thank you for making this! 💖 my head is spinning with songs now but if i can (respectfully) suggest: hung up by madonna, for the abba sample and because it’s an absolute banger @gabriella: i hate that i knew what casey frey vid that was before i even clicked it hahah

sarah 💫

@jennifer HUNG UP IS A BRILLIANT SUGGESTION!!! Adding immedjiately 🏃🏻‍♀️🎧 And exactly ugh I will dance the door hinges off at a wedding, no matter how corny the song is (cupid shuffle, electric slide, do you think I’m sexy — I’m outta my seat!) 💃🏻 he is absolutely hamming it up + doing the running man like a (hot) goof ☹️ LMAOO I love that we all have the same taste in old vines, Casey Frey is a national treasure 🕺🏻

Ari 🌕

‘You guys hate to see me thriving’ makes me think of the time I drank too much on a river float day trip & kept doing backflips off the inner tube, making dolphin noises, and telling my sister & her friends I was a better lyricist than Taylor swift. Unlike speaker, though, I didn’t end up having intense car sex afterward. Just passed out in a tent and woke up six hours later with a cheeseburger in my hand and a half eaten glizzy on my chest.

Ari 🌕

Anyway, I love your audios because the conversational banter is always relatable. Party Guy is me at a wedding, I am Party Guy at a wedding.

Joey

I keep coming back to this audio and I just have to say, the cake in the thumbnail looks like it would be dry.

Nunyabis

He’s such a silly goose. Smash.

_ouchhh_

This was the first audio I listened to from August. I found it on Reddit and safe to say it completely changed my brain chemistry since I'm here now 🫠🤍

Hannah 🌸

What song is playing at 2:46?

Jaclyn

Came here from Quinn. Cancelled it. Totally agree. His level of writing is unmatched.

ToshPointOooHhhh

August you always pick absolute bangers. Between this and the criminal doc audio. I was allllmost like wait wait wait wait let’s enjoy the music a bit more! someone would have also had to remove me from the dancefloor🙌🏻

B N

God. I love a dog-brained man.

Audio_Ace

Relistening and I completely forgot how charming and likable this Speaker is.

party mom

outside a cartoon wolf, inside a yearning simp

party mom

my dream date. cute. and he knows that

bubbl3gum🫧

this is peak aughts wedding rom-com gold. right up there with 27 dresses, sweet home alabama, the wedding planner, etc. separately, his surprise(!!!)-uptight-slut-detecting-🐓is what (my) dreams are made of.

bubbl3gum🫧

this made me LOL!!! and you really teed this up nicely for a joke about the contrast between the 🍰’s dryness and… but it’s 5:45am on my side of the internet and my brain is still buffering

Joey

Oh I wasn't intending any innuendos so you can take the credit for that particular double entendre. 👍🏻 Lol

Bunny

🔥🔥🔥WOW🔥🔥🔥