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You haven't been going to this new gym long, when you run into a guy you knew some time ago one late night. You had a bit of a crush on him, just for being sweet, funny and kind and suspected he felt the same way, but was way too shy to make a move. He's since gotten really into working out and his body has changed so much you almost didn't recognize him. Maybe he can help you with your squat form and who knows what else...

Hi!It's here, and not the very middle of the night, so that's good for me. Not too much to say about this one, it's a muscle kink, nerd to gym rat, past crushes audio. It's kinda all over the place and has quite a bit of build up (it's about 50/50), but there's quite a bit of fucking in there.

I didn't go full gym bro with the voice/personality of this character, so maybe that's a next time thing if people like this and want more audios with explicitly muscular Ms. I thought the muscle worship/strength aspect of this was pretty fun.

I hope you like it!

Take care,august 🌨️

Names Used: Sweetheart, baby, sl-t, gorgeous, good girl, toy, princess, "champ" (non-sexual)

CW: Listener character is implied to not be brand new to working out, but also asks for a decent amount of help from Speaker, which could just be to flirt. Listener character's flexibility is commented on by Speaker during the stretching scene. They have somewhat athletic sex (doggy with leg up) and Speaker character picks up and holds Listener for quite a while, which is not meant to imply anything about Listener's size (he's just very very strong).

There's some mutual scent and sweat play, with Speaker character smelling Listener and licking sweat off their neck. It's implied Listener enjoys the smell of Speaker's cock/balls after working out, and performs oral on him before they've showered. We don't lean hard into the odor aspect, and in my mind they both showered before going to the gym (for some reason), so it's that sweat on clean skin thing.

Speaker character at first doubts that Listener character was attracted to him before he became more muscular and has to be convinced. I think that's it?

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Mantis

JUST AS IM ABOUT THE GET OUT OF WORK GOD (August) IS GOOD 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

Lilith 🧁

“…with Speaker character smelling Listener and licking sweat off their neck.” You’ve charmed me.

key

OH GOD YES.

Youli

I see gym I click it’s that simple

anita

omg yes

Carmel Rafa🪴

“champ (non-sexual)” is so absolutely blursed. Well done. 🫡 PS. Why go half way? Petition for the next audio to use the word “champ” sexually

Emily

Not during the Love Island finale! Excited to check in on this afterwards. 😊

moira 🎃👻

LFGGGGGGG, I got back from a run a little bit ago, so I’m sweaty and ready 🥵😮‍💨💪🏼

Nev

CANT WAIT

phonons

Omg these almost 1hr audios will be the death of me 🙂‍↕️

Chris Cox

Oh lord, imma have to save this one for tomorrow. Can't wait

PlainJaneJezebel

“not meant to imply anything about Listener's size (he's just very very strong)” Love this for me, thank yooooou.

sav

I’m sat

an1cl

everyone and their mom is here

persephone-arils

Not this dropping while I'm walking to the gym wooooowwwww perfect

solo.a

Perfect timing!

solo.a

That gif is abomination hahhahahahha

rachel 🍓

I’m absolutely *gorging* on the variety of positions in this tag list omfg 🍽️🏷️

atticuntfinch

Those tags are a rollercoaster and I am restrained 😏 I'm not huge into gym content but this is still a huge 👀👀👀 for me!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I just woke up and saw [MIRROR SEX], [BALL PLAY] and [STANDING CARRY][REVERSE] I’m a happy woman 😭

riri

But shrekisloveshrekislife (sry haha 😭)

kira ✨

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

kira ✨

big n stronk 🙂‍↕️🕺

revali

There’s a repeated line of dialogue at 4:55 in case you weren’t aware!

vic

URMM DO I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING YES YES I DO

kaili

they’re going to have to make up a new word for what i’m about to do to this

Erica P

Another audio that hits a huge fantasy of mine… haha, Im in danger

kaili

“don’t tell me you act like this for other people, just fucking lie to me i don’t care” FUUUCK

Ethel M.

Oh my gosh I cannot wait to go to bed and listen to this

charlie

wow i've never wanted to go back to the gym so bad

charlie

also august, these audios recently are so long!!! i love it!! ik you must be putting in a lot of work and it's paying off

Grace

Champ (sexual) when??

Alyssa

I only just started listening but re: the description, I like it not being the full "gym bro" voice. He's still a nerd, even if he doesn't look like it 😌 I think if he had a full gym bro, Andrew-Tate-podcast-guest voice, it would just be a turn-off, LOL. Others may have a different opinion, but that's mine!

Grace

Great minds think alike 🙂‍↕️

aliyah

finally, something that will actually make me forget i’m on the stairmaster when i listen

moira 🎃👻

Wow, I truly cannot wait to hit leg day tomorrow and listen to this. (I can just listen to 5:37 - 6:42 for motivation lmao)

key

my dream date… cute.

moira 🎃👻

HAHA I also say good lifts are sexy omfg 😂

key

i thought I was just appreciative of a good physique but i might actually have a muscle kink now that I think about it….

Rachael

53 minutes??? Everyone say thank you August 🙏🏻

phonons

"I'm ok with just being wanted for my body. I mean... Why do you think I put all of this work in?" Lmao I love him. I also really liked the contrast between the sex and dialogue. The acts are pretty rough but M remains kind of sweet throughout the audio

risa

wait omg this dropping the week I see my gym crush this is so major

sarah 💫

You dropping a “sweet nerd turned muscle man” audio the same weekend Superman comes out is some sorta magical hot nerd timing istg ♥️💙 my Clark Kent fixation is doing somersaults (or more appropriately, squats?), can’t wait to listen!!!🏋🏻‍♀️

risa

LMAOOOOOO

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

This speaker character is so cute. A sweet, nerdy beefcake who can fuck? Yes, please!

mini_titan_1375

✨AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA✨ thank you for coming to my ted talk

Vee

These tags making me BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK. I'm totally cool tho. I'm ok.

lanii

what an amazing birthday gift 🤭

GinGin

thaaaank youuuuuu

Erica P

So… uhhh… yeah, I think I was right on this one, top tier, will def listen to like, 50 more times at least

Youli

The made-up confidence and the occasional “I wasn’t enough for you then”… woah 😳

charlie

this might be your best audio. maybe it's because the dirty talk is so perfect, or bcs you nailed "gym music" and the sound effects were great, or bcs this literally hits every single turn on, but wow. this is so freaking good

charlie

I WAS NOT EXPECTING HILLARY 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOO

em

oh this just made my night

em

AUGUST YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

mk🖤

i used to skip the CW (just bc i prefer to be surprised) but i love seeing your little commentaries like ‘they both showered before going to the gym (for some reason)’ hahah it just makes the already great content that much better 🙂‍↕️🖤

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

It reminded me of the “(the upholstery is clean)” stipulation from Bride’s Brother 😂 Much appreciated by those of us who worry about these things hahaha

sarah 💫

I’m not done listening but “God I wanna lick the fucking sweat off your neck” made me literally pause the audio and scream into my pillow, I am BEGGINGGG for more sweat play for wet skin summer‼️☀️💦

sarah 💫

Whooo happy bday lanii!! 🥳

sarah 💫

RIRI I LOVE THIS GIF MFNDHDD 💚 (I’m never getting “ogre” shrek’s impact on society)

phonons

Happy birthday Ianii!!! 🥳🎂

sarah 💫

Wait also question for the class: does [ripped leggings] sex count as [clothed sex]? My bingo card is asking 😶

astoldbyzhoii

this one of your best nooo shade

Emily

congrats on this audio for joining my frequent flyers tier, along with all my other faves. this speaker is so endearing and hot, and I’m normally team #dadbod but 😍

phonons

All the affirmations and encouragements left me wanting a SFW audio for the gym lol

sarah 💫

@lola I’m such a dummy, I went to cross it off and didn’t realize I already marked it lmaooo ty for the confirmation tho! 🫡

samrassic park

Is this the origin story of slutty friend??

maya

the grunts literally 1 second into this audio… kill me

sarah 💫

Me when M confessed he’s liked F back this whole time: oh how the yearntables…🥺🫶🏼

Kay-MO

Happy Birthday!

gem ✨

Me to you all, post-listening to this audio: ITS GORILLA CENTRAL OUT THERE. GET THE FUCK UP. JUICEHEADS EVERYWHERE.

Kass

Is this my sign to talk to my gym crush

thrifted denim

indulging in this after submitting a job application goes crazy

Tabi

A new audio on my birthday is the best present I could've asked for 😊

IthacaOwl

Sweet soft muscle guy is surely more preferred than macho chad muscle guy! I always find the vulnerability and sincerity in August’s M characters so attractive.

AlitaNYM

The yearntables 👏🏽

yeinethegrey

OKAYYY. August you did your big one for the lifters out thereeee. 👀🏋🏾‍♂️

Craw Daddy

Reading this tag list was like getting shot 42 times and then nuked. You’re doing the Lord’s work August and god bless you for doing it. It’s midnight by the time I’m noticing this and boy oh boy am I ready to pull an all nighter I’ll see yall in hell. (More like Heaven aaaaaaaayyyyy)

Pearl

WOW. wow 🙂‍↕️

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

“Good girl, good girl, that’s it, that’s it, one more, one more, that’s it, just like that, sweetheart, that’s it, you’re doing so good” Things you say at the gym and in bed for $200

yeinethegrey

WAIT this is shockingly tender?!?! Every time you raise the bar with your audios, I think it can’t get any higher, then you do something even better?!?! August how do you DO this, what kind of witchcraft do you possess?!

Nóri 🌜

happy birthday!! 🎂

Nóri 🌜

Happy birthday!! 🎈 🎂

Rosalind Melissa

Dropped just in time for my long flight back home from Europe ❤️ 😍

Rachel

only 8 min in but had to pop in to say “you know, like race and capitalism and stuff” made me laugh out loud

yanna

the smoothest gif of this i’ve ever seen it’s like getting new glasses and everything is in hd

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

It’s hereeeeeeee!!!!! The gym audio 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 Gym rats we made it! 😭😭🫵🏼🫵🏼 I’m proud of us! And SO MY ESSAY BEGINS! Let’s go! Grunts and heavy breathing from the get go? I’m here for it 😭😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 5 times a week? Speaker, you beast 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 [02:25] a post break-up glow up, any reason to work out is a good reason to me!!! [06:41] that whole workout was fun to witness, not me cheering listener on 🫶🏼😂 [09:55] things you can say at the gym and in bed for $200 😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 [15:08] “I was making sure your glutes were, you know, activating” imma use this line whenever I’m checking an ass out 😂😂😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 [15:51] “10 seconds” uh-oh, we all know 10 seconds is never 10 seconds 😭😭😭😭😭 [16:49] this speaker with thicc thighs and a tight butt in spandex? What an image 😭 I’m sure they’re spandexy enough ffs [17:43] “that was 10 seconds” ….. yeah sure 😂😭 I just love the idea of the muscly guy still being an awkward guy at heart 😭🔥🔥🔥 [23:40] There is absolutely something delicious about making out when you’re sweaty; something primal and nskssjdjhdkshsisjehdkdn Dana.exe stopped working again. [26:44] her pressing her face on his bulge is a diabolical move and I’m here for it 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 [27:57] STRAIGHT TO THE BALLS FUCK YESSSS LISTENER YOU SLUT 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞💞💞💞 that’s my girl! THAT’S MY FUCKING GIRL! Homeboy couldn’t hold it in just went straight to poundtown; actual footage: https://tenor.com/5Yxu.gif [38:56] BITE DOWN ON MY FUCKING ARM I AM GNAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE l [Standing Carry x 3] made me think of him doing 3 sets of that with her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WAIT HE DID AKANSNSKSSJSJ [SPREAD EAGLE] AUGUST YOU PREMEDITATED EVIL SLUT (positive) 😭 [PRINCESS CARRY] is a position I never even thought of but HOLY SHIT USHSJDJSJDDJJD I LOVE IT! [REVERSE] fuck yeah! Brute ladies are gonna be all over this one 😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥RAGDOLL ON IT, BABY! Pretty boy moan™️ making a comeback in the five minutes 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 TL;DR The gym audio is finally here 😭 and I say this as someone who’s wanted a gym-inspired audio for the LONGEST TIME 😭😭 glad to finally see it come to fruition and oh, boy, is this what they mean when they say “patience is bitter but the fruit is so sweet”? Cuz WOW! Echoing what some other listeners here mentioned in their comments, this was not a macho gym-bro, rather just a gentle teddy-bear and I’m so happy with this representation! Multiple scenarios, multiple positions, all wrapped up in a neat AITW package with a glorious delivery as always! This was such an enjoyable audio and you did EXCELLENT AS ALWAYS! No surprise there at all! Remember to hydrate and moisturize, August! 🫶🏼

Issay

Another 50min long audio?? King is spoiling us🥺

yanna

so, so sorry in advance but im trying to figure out what reverse looks like in my head and google hasnt been very helpful. does anybody have a visual of this 😭 https://imgur.com/a/QwEvvsa

Alex

How am I supposed to go to gym tonight and not think about that as I’m doing squats… 🫠

JammyJam

And the hand without the sunscreen this man (fanning my face

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Challenge: play this in your ear while you do squats 😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

wiggie

grace pls😭 champ (sexual) and dude (sexual) coming soon we’re not ready

Sarah

This might be the thing that gets me to go to the gym. *drooling*

Piper

I have no interest in the gym or gym bros, but I actually really liked this! Surprisingly very sweet. As others have said, the backstory and the fact that he doesn’t have a typical gym personality really adds to it. He’s got those gentle giant vibes, and I’m a sucker for the nervous m/confident f dynamic. Also, around the 41ish min mark, after she confesses that she always liked him, just the emotionally charged way he says “oh f*ck, baby,” 🫠 Also, “sl*t” is usually a no for me, and I still don’t really like it, but you use it a lot in your audios and are one of the only people who can at least get away with it and have me not turn the audio off, as long as it’s only used a few times and I have a warning, which you thankfully always give. Amazing work as always!

wiggie

gonna start telling my coworkers that i’m lifting with sexy when they ask if im using proper lifting technique

qrstve

motivated me to go to the gym today thank you august 😁😁

Ghostly Quill

This hit in a very specific part of my psyche and reminded me of my old CrossFit coach. 😳😏🥵 Praise AND slight degradation? 10/10, no notes, more please ❤️

zZZ

🔥🔥🔥

Huniii

there's only one other erotic audio maker i listen to besides August, and that particular fella delves into some pretty taboo themes, which oftenly enough is a welcome salve when i think i've had enough of the still sexy but sweet, clean and untainted but yeaaaaaa nahhhhhhhhh who tf did i think i was thinking id had enough of this😢 it'll never and i mean NEVER get better than this

Page Chase

So there was this hot bartender at the dive bar I used to go to when I worked tech support at my grad school who totally had a Clark Kent thing going on (great hair, black plastic frame glasses, surprisingly built). I regret not trying to flirt with him (flashbacks to the one time that I left my phone number on a receipt along with the tip and the bartender said "I'm flattered, but I have a girlfriend" and I was so embarrassed I never went to that bar again), though I suspect he winked at all the ladies and maybe some of the dudes to get more tips (totes worked on me at least).

Just here

This was insanely good. And the timing of this is crazy bc i literally started weight training last month so this was extra special for me LOL very immersive 🤣 anyways, God fkdkdkxks your moans in this... wow idk like the aggressive dominant sounds transitioning to then a kind of whiny moans drove me crazy in the best way.

Page Chase

Oh absolutely agree. All you had to do was mention that manosphere waste of oxygen and 🤢🤮. The only podcast bro I would accept is probably Joe Kassabian from Lions Led by Donkeys. Has an advanced history degree in genocide studies, hosts a podcast about military disasters (without slides), wrote a book about his time in Afghanistan (where there were mentions of jerking off while on tower duty to stay awake), and can probably/definitely bench press/squat me. Also that one time he told his cohost that he still occasionally forgets how to get home or "have you ever felt so oxygen starved that you just gasp like you forgot to breathe" oddly endeared him to me.

Page Chase

Ultra-gooning. At least that's what I'm doing.

Page Chase

Yes! As a not-petite, non-willowy girl I usually have to suspend disbelief whenever I hear about me being thrown around. This and the Brute audio are much more believable.

Page Chase

I should listen to this while working out. It might actually get me to stick to a routine finally, (I'm looking at my TRX suspension straps and kettlebell like they're children I abandoned in shame).

Gilliebean

do I like gym bros? no. did I listen to this? yes. did I love this audio? I will never tell (yes yes I did)

Joey

/8 minutes in Damn August said my characters read The Will To Change, actually

PT

M’s special blend of nervousness, vulnerability, newfound confidence, possessiveness, and yearning is simply lethal. And M licking F’s sweat off their neck? Kissing F while princess-carrying them to the shower? 💯💯🔥🔥🥰🥰 Love the buildup too! I can almost hear the back-and-forth even though I’m technically only hearing M. It never ceases to amaze me how you manage to build full-fledged conversations with your writing and acting.

moira 🎃👻

hiiiii, okay just popping in to say that “gush on my abs” was crazy ‼️‼️‼️ it makes me think that when we do The Squirting audio we have to have Listener cumming on Speaker somewhere in there… “squirt on my chest”/“squirt on my abs/stomach/face? (😳)”

yanna

OH YOU’RE RIGHT 😭😭😭

WildLavender

Not me CACKLING at this bc same

Huniii

going for round 2 with this audio now yippee

Lilith 🧁

like??? immediately yes.

Alex

I think I would end up hurting myself badly because I wouldn’t have a nice handsome spotter saving my ass 😂 (unfortunately).

Page Chase

Oh good lord why am I listening to this while I'm trying to work from home... Also I have the KPop Demon Hunters brainrot so as soon as I saw abs mentioned in the tags/description, my eyes immediately turned into ears of corn and started popping tears of popcorn uncontrollably.

Page Chase

My headcanon is that speaker is well-acquainted with the Nate Bethea Extended Universe of Podcasts and is particularly fond of Trash Future and Well There's Your Problem and listens to 10,000 Losses as a way to at least pretend to know stuff about sports when he's talking to other gym bros.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

As someone who cannot remember a time she didn’t love Superman/Clark Kent, I have never felt more spoiled!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Speaker is sooooooooooooooo cutiepie, I don’t know what to do with myself. AND he’s reading This Bridge Called My Back?!?! I can be a barbell! Or a pair of gym shorts, whatever he wants!!!! Also, I was thinking of moving up to 45s, this Speaker has given me the push I needed 🙂‍↕️🏋🏿‍♀️

Jess

Not afraid to admit I have a thing for gym bros and I’ll get ready to dog walk for a gym bro with a nerdy anime streak!! Thank you for once again altering my brain chemistry 🥰

sarah 💫

@page chase just reading your description for that bartender is making me sweat omfg?? I went to a bakery yesterday and saw a v “you can tell he works out but isn’t huge” type w glasses AND tattoos carrying a tray of pastries and almost face planted in a cake 🍰😮‍💨 also omg getting the “I’m taken” response can be such a bummer BUT it takes guts to even give your number so props!!! 🙌🏼 @Gabriella RIGHT??? Clark Kent/Peter Parker types are my absolute weakness, I’m animorphing into krypto and barking @ this sweetie pie nerd hottie M🧎🏻‍♀️

sarah 💫

Happy birthday Tabi!!! 🧁

sarah 💫

And then F kisses it off after maybe perhaps??? 🤠

moira 🎃👻

KISSES?! IT?! OFF?! 😩🫠 how am I supposed to focus on work in these conditions, I’m literally just a girl 🥺

💕Lauren💕

Hello?? This speaker is so sweet 😭It also couldn’t have shown up at a better time. Also 50 minutes?? The rough audios have been warming up to me fr. This is something new I decided to do and have been obsessed with since I’ve seen it all over my Pinterest, which is also where I got my degree in graphic design 🙂‍↕️ /j https://imgur.com/a/sSygfz2 It’s a scrapbook of sorts, which I based on the rough collection (Or tried at least). I had a lot of fun with the idea though! The speaker is supposed to be a bit sunburnt and sweaty to represent the season, while everything around obviously represents a piece from all the rough audios (and some) I like! I really hope you enjoy it! I cannot wait until fall or winter.♨️

Page Chase

A baker with tattoos carrying a tray of pastries? I am swooning. I know, you miss 100% of the shots you never take, but man it's hard. Especially when we're socialized to believe dudes have to make the first move or whatever.

Xóchitl

can we as a society please vote to replace guys who drink matcha and listen to clairo with nerdy beefy men like this 😫😫🙏🏼

moira 🎃👻

What if I want a Nerdy Beefy Man who also drinks matcha (and will make me matcha) and listens to Clairo with me?

moira 🎃👻

LAURENNNNNNN!! God dude (gn) you work so fast and it’s always fuckn amazing!! I love the scrapbook vibes of this, it gives me summer vibes 😍

moira 🎃👻

I know he’s such a cutie patootie, it kills me. 45s, GODDAMN??? When I say I like strong women, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN ‼️📢

💕Lauren💕

Moira! Thank you, the inspiration hit me and I literally couldn’t stop once I started! My intention was to give it summer vibes and I’m glad it delivered!!💕🥳

Xóchitl

i have too much ptsd from clairo men 😭😭 he’ll have to be evaluated on a case by case basis

weepy

“abs or biceps?” I don’t know maybe someone who can make me laugh..with biceps

Brazen Hussy

I appreciate the disclaimers about the odours. Truly. Hahaha. I love me a clean bae.

kiraneko

God that is super HOT

Crystal

August I have never had to pause one of your audios before…… what did you do to me?!

rae

Out of every string of words that could have started off the penetration in this audio, “it slipped right in” is probably the hottest and most fitting 🥴

👻 jho-st 👻

not a gym goer but listening to him saying THAT made me question if i need yet another hobby 😫

lanii

thank you all for the birthday wishes 🩷

Diane 🌙

Ah yes there’s nothing like listening to ‘Blood in the Machine’, and getting enraged enough to go on a 4 hour hike.

L89

This is not usually my thing but I LOVED this audio. I think the history they had really sold me on this and the sincerity of speaker. ❤️❤️❤️

👻 jho-st 👻

idk y'all 37:32 changed my brain chemistry, im going to the gym now (ive never set foot in one)

Dee

45:17 that part. This one is definitely a new fave, you really outdid yourself here 😭❤️

manifest

FUCKKK the biting down on the arm part is so HOTTTTTTT i can’t

Bindi

The soft Ms hold such a special place in my heart and using princess too?? Bless 😂 I also love the body worship here like yes we are sweaty and mildly gross and no I don’t care I’m into you so I’m into it. So so so hot.

CandyKane

feeding time!! 🔔🔔🔔

GinGin

The LORE in these recent audios is so awesome! I’m just genuinely invested hahaha

Natttwenty

Unfortunately this it the hottest thing I've ever heard

AugustInTheWinter

This comment inspired me to listen to Clairo properly and unfortunately I do like this

cheyenne ☕️

didn’t expect you to make the perfect audio for me going back to the gym to lift but here we are. nobody look at me sideways if they hear august saying “good girl” from my headphones 😌 but i fear that would actually make me hit my goals

rachel 🍓

my men x Clairo take is you gotta ask them what their fave Clairo song is. Bags or Juna? Tired 🥱. Nomad? Wired 🤸🏻‍♀️ a performativity litmus test of sorts??? haha

rachel 🍓

Did I have this Speaker on the brain while pushing up into my max weights to failure while training upper body this AM? No one’s business but my own (Yes; yes, I did 💪🏼🐺)!

Amy Untamed

Hahahaha the therapy line is so real 😂😂

rachel 🍓

SO CUTE, Lauren! I especially love the summer produce + the “spitty” conversation heart oh my goddddd 💗🍅🌶️🍉

rachel 🍓

[kissing your squirt off my face] 🤝 [licking my cum off your tits]

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

“clairo men” is so funny. also i just gave myself whiplash listening to “sexy to someone” after the audio

Peony

Lauren!!! The summer vibes are impeccable! This feels like a fun magazine cover from childhood ☀️

Cait

LAURENNNN!! Every time you create, an angel gets its wings 🪽 dyingggg at the “spitty” heart and aughost (my beloved!!!) and the ace rep 💜

Cait

🍅 💞

Carmel Rafa🪴

Lauren have mercy, a sincere “attagirl” would take me out

Carmel Rafa🪴

Ok but many thanks for the Clairo rec! I’m getting Crumb/Men I Trust/Sports vibes and it’s rad

Didi

Lauren I love this!!! I love how you’ve imagined this character bc I feel like he’s VERY fitting!

Grace

Omg dude this is SUCH a cool idea!!! Makes me want to take up scrapbooking

Amy Untamed

August I honestly feel like your audios are just getting better and better. This one was so good. This was very interesting for me to listen to as someone who can’t get attracted to someone off looks alone. The storyline of L knowing S already and having an emotional connection really helped. Like I can find muscles hot if I like the person they’re attached to (anyone else like this!)? Also the praise 🥵😵‍💫 I’m one more “good girl” away from being unable to walk

ky❣️💌🌷

big strong cutie superman ass audio 😭🥺 - the heavy breathing while lifting. yeah - i love the voice. i mean, duh, it's the Normal August Voice, obviously i love!! but you mentioned not going the expected bro-y gym rat route character-wise, so i think the voice works really well for "nerd who got hot(ter)" 😍 - "i always get lonely after dark" me listening to audios - "sometimes i say a lift was 'sexy' if im spotting me and the bros 😀" lmfao - "you look beautiful and sexy, let's go." 😭 - the sweetheart (joking) to sweetheart (earnest) pipeline. ugh. UGH! - the millisecond the lift encouragement starts to border on innuendo would have me racking that thing, looking him dead in the eyes in the mirror like "what are we." - the "good girls" mmdkfjfjdjahdjfj NOT WHILE IM SQUATTING WEIGHTS!! you can't be making my knees buckle when i'm trying to hit a PR 😒 - also as mentioned before we have a big rowdy puppy at home and i already loved it but it's like, genuinely cathartic to hear someone else call ME a good girl 😩 - the voices starting to get hushed during the stretch. you can hearrrrr them getting closer - the sounds he makes when she's rubbing her face and mouth all over mdmjfjcjsjakdjfjjakajdjd - save me, thick thighs - "i used to think about you a lot" [long, loud alarm as im hitting the LOVER BOY button] 🚨🚨🚨 - "do you like these? i'll pay for them 🥺" 😭😭😭🥰☺️🤑 grip it n rip it doll - "i've always wondered what you fucking sound like" new august classic ✔️ this is so cute bc apparently he's supposed to be her old crush but she is like OBVIOUSLY HIS!!! 🥹 can practically see her standing by a machine and he's leaning on the frame, looking down at her like he's dreaming 🥺😍 not to get entirely too personal (lmao, far too late for THAT) i am not traditionally what i would consider the "type" of girl guys like this are into- this is wrapped up in layers of my own hang ups about my own perception, and frankly whether or not that's even true is beside the point. but i don't FEEL like i am and yet through the power of august alchemy i get to feel like "this scenario makes sense to me emotionally and i feel seen, understood and represented as a boner-fide gym hottie. because that's what i am. and always have been" part of the ease is the premise- the old crush to new hot dish of it all feels much better to me than like, "hot guy spots you at the gym" which tbh would require a suspension of disbelief on par w magic potions, space warfare, etc. anyway, as usual, you've made it shockingly easy to feel like a magnetic, irresistible gym cutie 🫶🏼

roxy

I literally cannot help yelling LAUREN!!! Everytime you share something! Thank you for blessing our summer with this magnificent piece! The colours and textures are easily my favourite part of this! So bright, fun and absolutely perfect for summer! ☀️ 🌻 (I hate the heat but I am wishing I am in the northern hemisphere for once!) you nail the expressions everytime and these are absolutely perfect for hot boy summer! 🌶️ and omg don’t even get me started on the cute stickers! Such a fun touch that brings out the vibrant energy that comes with the season!!! I will never not be obsessed with your work 😭✨💕 thank you for sharing! 🥰 Edit: omg also the giant green bug! I reminds me of cicada sounds which is PEAK summer atmosphere!!!

rachel 🍓

😭🫵🏼 your entire last paragraph! I completely relate as a girl who for sureeee gives more Victorian Ghost Woman Haunting a Library than Head of the Pilates Class Hotties vibes 🫂 the (past) crushes reunited in an era of mutual + newfound baddiedom premise def made this one soar for me! Speaker’s openness around finding his sea legs when it comes to his confidence is soooooo irresistible; it’s sincerely charming that he’s doing the Work™️ of glowing-up his sense of self-image/esteem in conjunction with his rockin bod! There’s real vulnerability in that process, but he’s not burying his Lover Boy heart behind his pecs here 🫶🏼

riri

@sarah : It's one of my fav too and I wanted to use it somewhere 🫢 (well, it's such a classic🤌) @yanna : wait, I need to find this one 👀

moira 🎃👻

I can now testify to a court of my HBC peers that listening to this audio at the gym doing squats on leg day is uh, *effective.* Weirdly, this audio is my inspiration of getting back to the gym after a brief summer hiatus of doing summer tings, sooooo… Thank you, August 😂 these gains appreciate u lol

rachel 🍓

HBC strength training girlies (gn) rise up! 🏋🏻‍♀️ tbh I *hate* training lower body with the exception of deadlifting (idk, don’t ask!!) and I already know this audio is gonna be deep in my psyche as a motivator on those days hahaha in the words of Speaker: fuckin’ send it, Moira!!! 👊🏼

moira 🎃👻

I’m the same way rachel!!! Leg day is always kinda miserable except deadlifting (and I kinda like squats and leg press, but I stress, only kinda) i cannot wait for your thoughts on this one, esp bc I feel like we’re the full immersion girlies (gn)

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

If there's one thing an AITW speaker is going to do, it's offer you full compensation for any clothing items or personal effects that may be damaged in the Course of Events

💕Lauren💕

@Rachel Thank you!! The fact that you noticed the spitty, please😭 If the word wasn’t so long, “vacuuming” was going to be the next thing on there. This is also a good Palentine rep with the little heart candies you get (or steal) on vday! @Peony To call it a magazine cover is so sweet! It’s funny, I was trying to make a magazine based on the rough audios, but ended up making this instead. No regerts tho, I am happy you get the summer vibes! 🏝️ @Cait 😭💕 Cait, that’s literally so sweet! Thank you for noticing the Ghost and ace rep btw! I love adding those little details. Hard launching that tomato rn 🍅😋 @Didi TYSM!! The design changes every time I draw him, but I am truly happy where it’s at. I’m so glad you like it!! 💕 @Grace Omgg Grace please do it! It’s literally so fun and inspiring. I’ve actually got this idea from sketching in my sketchbook for the first time in literally forever and it literally nice to look back at it like a diary! I will be tuned in whenever you share!👀💕💕 @Roxy That’s so sweet😭 Colors are the main thing that makes or breaks my pieces, I am so glad you like it. Also, I am very happy that I have finally moved away from the pastel coloring I used to do. Look at me finally improving🌝 It is unfortunately not a hot diva summer everywhere 😔 so I am glad and hope to share the vibes here with you. Also really glad you dislike this season too, but I do hope you warm up wherever you are now! ♨️ The green beetle was supposed to def give those vibes (as well as the hiker audio) but now that you mention it, I can literally hear it every time I look at it now. I hope you know that I am just as obsessed with you, it is truly an honor!💕

moira 🎃👻

omg thank u @little j! ☺️ blushing fr rn

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

Also I just watched the episode of Poker Face where Natasha Lyonne lifts tiny, street-hotdog-sized dumbells in a Crossfit-style gym, all while wearing black skinny jeans and platform DMs, and vaping between sets. Anyway my point is that tonight in my head Natasha Lyonne will be playing the Listener character if that's okay.

Jillian 🌷

Your art style is so cute omg!!!!

Elizabeth

This one was made with me in mind. It wasn’t, but it feels like it was.

Lochtessmonster

I’m trying to think of something intelligent or funny to say, but “stroke you up and down my dick like a princess” has pushed the factory reset button in my brain.

Rachael

ball sluts rise up 2k25

Rachael

I’m the sameee!! I️ need the friends/enemies to lovers pipeline to really be attracted to someone, so this hit hard

Rachael

Okay and obviously I’m so so obsessed but maybe a tummy worship audio too without the abs? I️ would DIE

Rachael

Girl who else do you listen to 👀

Rachael

already listened to this five times and it hasn’t been out for 24 hours yet

Dee

I hate to be That Guy, but Smith machines can be pretty dangerous :/ The rigidity of the bar makes it so certain vital muscles (mostly stabilizers) aren’t activated, which makes it both less effective and less safe. I’m no expert though, so I’ll let the experts do the talking: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21225486/ That’s not to say you can’t, but i would be very careful with how much weight you’re loading onto it… and if you don’t care about my opinion feel free to ignore this

PlainJaneJezebel

I’m reminded how my now husband put me on his back and squatted me (300lbs) to prove I wasn’t too big and then railed me, when we first started dating. So thank you for that memory boost lol and shout out rugby thighs!

Xóchitl

@AugustInTheWinter it’s ok you get a pass 🙏🏼 you should go ahead and listen to beabadobee and laufey too to get the full experience

Page Chase

On a per-listen basis, August's Patreon is cheaper than therapy, so... still trying to figure out a way to get my insurance to cover this.

Page Chase

Omg I just listened to that on audiobook. The Luddites were right! I also get seething resentment whenever upper management sends a directive to "integrate genAI more into our workflows." How about no?

asdfghjkl

wait this is tutor guy years later

Diane 🌙

The basic grift of “it’s inevitable, there’s no choice” it’s bs

💕Lauren💕

Thank you, Jillian!! I’m so happy you like it🥳

Ethel M.

So there's this area on really fit men, it's like the deep grooves on the hips. I think they are called v lines. It's like catnip. It's the Victorian ankle. It's seriously the hottest part on a man. If there is a part 2 for this, please please please include a bit of male body worship for that specific part.

Caylan Lawson

As a powerlifter August, bless you for this 💛

kira ✨

LAUREN THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!

S

comrade gym bro

mags

Unintentional gym inspiration (also this is so good wtf)

Lari 🥦

SCENT? omg real freaks rise up

ky❣️💌🌷

rachel: yes!!! personally i would identify as nanny side character from a rom-com. i do be doing pilates but trust me, they're not putting me in the brochure 😀 and AB(!)solutely, both of their respective new hottie bodies are exponentially more meaningful to someone who knew and already liked them before 🥹 ugh he is such a humble cutie who wants to impress her but is kind of like WHAT DO NOW ? when it works faster than expected 😩🤭 as always, he ultimately just wants to please her and BOY DOES HE ❗️ andrea: exactly. submitting my expense report asap. i shall expect a hand-delivered little green aerie box on my doorstop any day now 🎁

Huniii

girl i am scared to say tbh LOLL

Page Chase

I've heard those referred to as "cum gutters" and now that's all I think about when I see them.

mimi 🌻

it says imgur is at overcapacity rn and i fully believe that’s your fault (positive)

Huniii

woah i really like that woah

cara

Lauren?!?! This is so cute and summery oh my God. I love the colors and all of his expressions! And all of the callbacks sprinkled in!! Wish I could give this a million patreon hearts fr. Always such a treat to see the amazing fanart the community blesses us with!!

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@Moira: one thing about me? I looooove picking people up! And in that way, the strength in my legs matches my face (that of a PBS Kids TV show host or kindergarten teacher) @rachel: he needs to know we are taking the “soldier” part of “winter soldier” very seriously!! 💪🏿

Rose S.

Oh my god, so glad you married him. That is husband material for SURE.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Ditto on your pfp, I also made heart eyes and said “cuuuuutieeee” aloud 😍

charlie

CUM GUTTER??? that's the filthiest thing i've ever heard and i love it omg

Rose S.

🫡🫡🫡

S

hey its my behind the bastards buddy!

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“Not to get entirely too personal” me after detailing every single fantasy I can think of and screaming about cum for a year 😀 But honestly, I one hundred thousand billion percent relate and once again am screaming with you about how easy he makes it to feel desired and that even wanting that is good and normal and that the wish will be fulfilled abundantly! In a lot of the spaces I came of age in, I felt very invisible while also being surrounded by friends that people were throwing themselves at constantly. So being here and engaging with Speakers who not only “perceive” me, but are staring at me like this 👁️👁️ has been nothing short of revolutionary to my self-concept. Particularly that I could be a gym hottie but also a girl failure rotting in bed, and Speaker would still be screaming “WOULD!!!! PLEASE GOD🧎‍♂️‍➡️😫”. Side note: heaaavy on your point that whether or not it’s true is beside the point. For example, both your and Rachel’s descriptions of yourselves have me going “🤔😕🤷🏿‍♀️??????????????”, but that’s the point!!!! My perception is a totally separate thing from how you understand and perceive yourselves, and the “truth” is probably somewhere in the middle. Anyway, TL;DR: yeah 😔

PlainJaneJezebel

“Just fucking lie to me, idc” is so funny to me 😩😂

Rose S.

YOU KNOW IT, COMRADE ✊

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oooo I gotta get back into Behind the Bastards. I've also heard Blowback is really great, and you both might like that! But yes, need the gym hottie who wants a strong chest and arms for anarchist calisthenics

Rose S.

Yeah I’m still thinking about this. Putting it on my vision board. God, I see what you’ve done for others… 🙏

charlie

this is so sweet and real, and i'd comment more on the feeling of being placed in these audios as lovable and hot as-we-are, but i am so stuck on "boner-fide." i wish i had half your lingusitic skill to mix innuendo, that's so perfect honestly

charlie

wait what's wrong with juna 😭😭 i'm obsessed with that song

Rose S.

RIGHT??? Excuse me while I SWOON

Rose S.

I would dieeeeee (positive)

charlie

the "you're so spitty" mention actually takes this over the top, it was already so good and pretty!! i love the way you worked with color and the sketchbook/collage type vibe, but that specifically made me feel like an art connosieur or something. very much "i get that reference!" vibes

charlie

THESE PICTURES LMFAOOOOAOAKSKA 😭😭😭😭 oh my goddddd i laughed so hard i started having an asthma attack, anyways i literally had to pause and start googling to and ended up on grindr's page?? but i never saw this specific image

Rose S.

This wasn’t degradation, but once back in the day my (female) personal trainer said, “You worked really hard for me today.” Needless to say it immediately lodged in my psyche forever.

yanna

oMG I HOPE YOU’RE FEELING BETTER NOW 😭😭😭 I think what I searched for was “standing carry” then “standing carry reverse” or “princess carry reverse” or “spread eagle reverse” 😭😭😭

MJ

This was delightful. Is it weird if I listen to it AT the gym? Probably. Oh well. Can only listen to Bon Jovi so much.

moira 🎃👻

@gabriella 🥹☺️ thank you angel, I’m the one with the heart eyes!!!

vvvin

mood for this one: https://imgur.com/gallery/need-that-LPmK51I what i’d give to be picked up and pounded like in three different ways. imaging what a princess carry hold would look like in that situation was very entertaining 🫠 the way i’d look like Arnold Schwarzenegger by the end of the year if this guy helped me train. like yes please use me as your personal dumbbell, barbell, etc. i’m such a whore for muscles/big men with being an athlete (fit) all my life. esp who are also big softies and get easily flustered 🥰 if he’s taking personal trainer applications sign me tf up ASAP

moira 🎃👻

@gabriella SAY LESS ‼️ omg, watch me catapult into your arms ☺️😍

sarah 💫

This is SOOO INCREDIBLE LAUREN AHHH you are so freaking talented 🤩 the lil sweat drops + blushed cheeks just scream (landlord) hot boi summer and the color grading feels so warm and retro while still being fresh! 🔥 also love the details on the june bug/beetle (even tho i loathe them irl), the metallic sheen and iridescence is so realistic!!! Tysm for sharing this scorching piece 🥵

sarah 💫

“I used to think about you a lot” was a drone strike to my entire neighborhood 😔💣 like you said, the fact that she’s been crushing on *him* and finds out HE’s liked her too??! Lovergirl nation never stood a chance! 1000% retweet on everything you said as usual but *esp* your last paragraph!!! It is so disarmingly easy to slip into the roles August creates for F, even if we don’t particularly feel like we may *fit* that role. Like you said, I think it has a lot to do w the intention + motivation of the character. They never feel like 2D cutouts pushed together to get freaky frog — there’s heart and soul in there!!! (Heart and Soul being the respective names of this M’s bulging biceps 💪). Beautiful big ky comment as usual 😍💋

g q

How was even just the gym part lowkey so hot??? I need another audio of Speaker going “just one more, goood girl” multiple multiple orgasms from L

ky❣️💌🌷

gabriella: YOU truly do make me feel more more comfy being candid!!! i'm way better about talking about... that stuff!! that i also really really need so badly 😀 and omg we truly have lived the same life. i have friends and know i am loved BLAH BLAH BLAH! but i am not accustomed to the experience of, as you say, regularly being 👁️👁️ed at. having these deeply immersive models for what that sounds/feels like, again, as you said, because you are so smart and gorgeous, "has been nothing short of revolutionary to my self-concept." i know it's not REAL, but i'm like, okay, this is what it would feel like if it was! this could totally happen to me. and then i'm like, why COULDN'T this happen to me?? i could TOTALLY lead an intergalactic defense force ! 🤭 tl;dr: 🫂 charlie: thank you hahahaha i have learned from the best. august girlies (gender nooch) know how to serve up a pun + pithy little line!! sarah: i am under attack. lover girl nation has not known peace since [counting on my fingers] uhhh 2022ish? and yes, i am a swing in the wings, ready to fulfill whatever role i will be called for tonight 🎭 i've mentioned it before, but he really does such a great job of being specific with things like feelings, dynamics and actions without being exclusionary in any of the personal areas that matter a lot. it's so rare (some say impossible) for me to come across (!) an L character i can't slip into like a pair of shoes 👡 it's always so easy and fun and fulfilling!! beautiful gawrjuss sarah response as usual 😍💋

Rachel

HELLO I WAS ALSO THINKING OF BEHIND THE BASTARDS when he mentioned podcasts sorry for yelling I just love when multiple parts of my internet world collide 🥰

MJ

They're called the Adonis belt.

Page Chase

BtB? I've found my people. This also reminds me of every time Joe and Tom talk about going to the gym on Lions Led by Donkeys (except including sex!)

Page Chase

The Adonis belt is their government name. Cum gutters if you're nasty (it's me, I'm nasty).

Page Chase

OK so I'm now on the Date Everything brainrot train (seriously between Date Everything, Love and Deepspace, and KPop Demon Hunters, I have a monthly pass for the Internet's Latest Fixation brainrot metro system) and Dunk Shuttlecock (the anthropomorphic representation of the player's neglected fitness/sports gear) just reminded me of this audio. Healing years of trauma from gym class reminding me this is supposed to be fun and can feel good... like really, really good.

S

maybe because Robert also has comrade-y gym bro vibes. Its always fun finding other things we have in common!

S

i dont listen to Joe as much but i feel like id know a lot more if i did. Im studying history rn and military stuff always leaves me a little behind. I also used to listen to more podcasts 😅

Thelnie

Later, speaker is heard saying, “Wait, how much were those leggings? What’s Alo?” There is a repeatedly hitched groan here that I’m loving. I’m… not going to try to sound it out but hopefully everyone knows the ones I’m talking about.

💕Lauren💕

@Kira TYSM KIRA 💕 I hope you’re well btw! @Mimi Please😭 this is so creative, ily Mimi! @Cara You’re too sweet, I am so glad the little call backs felt a little familiar! The fact you like it just makes me happy tysm! This community is literally so inspiring, it def makes it easy to be creative here!💕 @Charlie LOL the spitty callback😭 I’m actually so gagged people caught that. Idk why I thought I hid it so well. So glad you also like the sketchbook background too. I definitely wanted it to have that realistic look! If I was able to have you look over my little silly details and get my references, then I did my job 🥳 Tysm!! @Sarah So happy that you clocked my hot boi summer vibes🤭 I’ve been drawing on my sketchbooks more and more recently and wanted to bring that back to digital art! I never know what I’m doing when I use my graphic design skills, so a retro vibe is such a nice compliment! Those beetles have such a nice aesthetic, but I, too, would jump fifty feet in the air if they ever looked my way 🚀 Thank you for liking this, I’m so incredibly proud of it!💕

Alyssa

I was recently seeing this guy. We were parked at a park in the middle of nowhere and making out against the car and stuff. This guy was an accountant, so not a bodybuilder or anything. While making out, he went, "hold on, I want to try something," and lifted me up to his waist from under my thighs. I was SHAKEN TO THE CORE. I'm 240lbs, but was 280+ at my heaviest, so having a guy lift me in any capacity had been the thing of fantasy for me throughout my entire life. So glad you married that man because that's a hell of a move he made. 😍

Alyssa

This is so real. August setting the bar way higher than is good for me, but as high as it *should* be set. 🥲

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Yayyay my new phone background finally dropped!!! 😊 incredibly whimsical and fun and GORGEOUS coloring. I have never wanted to be a blue popsicle more. The watermelon slice and Daddy asterisk are my favorites!!!! Thank you, Lauren 🙂‍↕️💗

indigosunshower

I have been looking for actually good taboo audios for FOREVER, please Nani think of your fellow freaks and share your knowledge 🥺🙏

Rya Li

Execution is flawless, concept Not For Me which was super surpising , I've been lifting for 2 years and all i could think was "if someone called me 'good girl' at the rack me n the gym squad are getting them kicked out this is a SAFETY issue". This is fun to learn tho

Huniii

i hear you!! it's ysf.audio 👅👅 someone lmk if im even allowed to talk about other creators here or not ok thanku loveu bye

Liz McCombs

Oh my stars!!! (@MichaelCeraVe that was for you 😂😂) This one was stellar. Ohhhh the old “spot me and check my form” line 😏 I could so hear F character’s subtle giggle after speaker confirmed they were happy to do so … oh wait, that was my giggle 🍯🐝 let’s go 👏🏼 who wouldn’t spare a pair of dri fits for this experience?! Immersive. Descriptive. Scenes were so well developed. Loving the writing, details, and sound effects. Keep ‘em comin’, killer. (please)🔥

aliyah

24:14 “we should be quick” > 29:30 left in the audio

aliyah

the writing in this is some of my favorite you’ve ever done <3 this speaker character was sooo endearing and sexy at the same time it was insane lol. him trying to convince the listener that he’s still Deep and has non-gym interests was so real (and in his defense, some people actually do listen to podcasts about politics when i—WHEN THEY work out!) the shift from the initial, standard gym encouragement (which was very cute and genuinely motivating!) to more loaded Praise-heavy encouragement built up the tension between the speaker & listener so well. tension that’s, obviously, emphasized by the past mutual crush they had on each other, which was so naturally written in. i feel like it ties in well with the speaker wanting to look at the listener’s face so much while they fuck, like he’s trying to commit it at all to memory lol. i think the crush aspect just adds a really cute emotional depth to the audio, like that little interlude when they got in the shower was really romantic + the reassurance at the end that the listener really did like the speaker for Himself way before he started working out was really sweet. he’s a lot nicer than i am, i’ve exploded everyone who hit on me after i got in the gym With My Mind #anyway there’s also just a lot of great little lines, like: • 28:18 “don’t tell me you act like this for other people, just fucking lie to me, i don’t care” • 30:25 the nervous little “you, uh, you brought a change of clothes, right? do you like these? i’ll pay for them, but…” right before ripping through someone’s spandex to fuck them in a gym shower 😭 • 32:00 “you like seeing that big strong hand just spread out on your collarbone, huh? you like seeing my arm wrap around you?” • 37:34 “cum nice and quick and i can fuck you one more time” after the really desperate, almost needy encouragement • 41:55 “has anyone ever fucked you like this before? no? let me give it to you” • 45:12 “stroke you up and down this dick like a princess, huh?” o(-( • 46:48 “just fucking ragdoll you on it, baby, huh? […] you don’t have to do anything, you don’t have to do anything except take that cock” • HM: pleasantly gratuitous use of “baby” as a pet name & constant praise goes without saying but the voice acting was amazing & really hot as usual, in particular the way your voice lowered at the end after the speaker & listener cum together was insane. i feel like i say this about every audio but this is fs a new favorite LOL 5⭐️!!

bbxbun

this was sooo sexy, so perfect

Erin

just finished watching the new Superman movie, and i’m imagining him when listening to this audio, hot nerdy tall strong Clark Kent

Page Chase

I have a bit of a podcast crush on Joe. He really is a huge nerd who lifts and does Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu but is also into anime, Magic: the Gathering and Warhammer. One of my comfort listens is the Emu War episode because it's so funny (I love Tom as a cohost, but I miss Nick mainly because he did bring big himbo energy to the show). The bonus episodes are now talking about Neon Genesis Evangelion and I am losing my mind.

S

no thats very valid. I was thinking Joe was sounding good on those Eichmann episodes (brand new sentence)

JammyJam

Okay that showering sfx was so realistic I literally jumped from my bed and ripped my earphones off to check on my bath…

Ruth

20 minutes of build up makes me feel so spoiled. The tension! The banter! Love it 🥰

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🎵Now Playing - The 🎧Jock Jamz Playlist💪 for lovers who hesitate (for more time under tension but also because they’re nervous 👉🏿👈🏿): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/36j1fKrquMOzobg8PKQ90h?si=TAxrDzz-St6b1qhg2vZd8g&pt=d933dcaf7b74ed1b3ddebbcbcd3bbf96&pi=RSjzTAnCSseTr 🎶 This audio makes me uncomfortably bashful. Not in any harmful way, it’s just so brazen and intense in its warmth and intimacy, I feel sorta insane? I feel like I have been emotionally flayed, please put down the paring knife (your mic). For the first time, I’ve found myself avoiding writing a Big Comment about an audio. It’s just not a good idea to write a public journal entry about that one time I went to the gym and a (former?) crush was there with his new body and old charms! Alternatively, there was a famous New Yorker article about a voyeur; I don’t want to get called out like that for writing about these two human alive real people you’ve recorded in a gym one day????? My favorite comic booky/pop culture podcast has a running joke about the new Superman movie that riffs on the ‘78 movie tagline: you’ll believe a man can be nice. And like….yes! It seems very simple and boring to be a Nice Man™, but it’s clear the impact is anything but simple and boring. He is unbearably cute holy fucking shit. Much of that comes from his respectfulness and genuine enthusiasm for L’s lifting progress. His cultivation of physical strength came after cultivating emotional and intellectual strength. I want to bite him badly, and the desire comes most from how little he trusts L *is* looking at him like that. “Rest time’s over, so let’s get you back on the baaaaar 😳😅” is the nervous chatter of a respectful nerd in shocked disbelief because he’s being desired openly (wantonly even)! It sounds like his vision of himself has historically been out of step with how others perceive him. I imagine that as his muscles grew, the chasm between the two images grew as well. These are such chaste kisses initially, it’s almost like he still doesn’t believe this is happening. He has to rush before the spell breaks and L remembers who he *really* is 🥺. I looooooooove L’s attempt to shock him awake to snap the images into focus through the ab licks. A slightly dysphoric sensory experience only possible with his new body to wake him the fuck up and potentially generate body euphoria (I think it was a success)! This is also so so so cutie sweetie because L’s into *his* muscles, not just muscles in general. Those licks are just for him 🥺. I’m so delighted that this euphoria was channeled into curiosity about all the things that are possible now that he can couple his original intentions with his new physical capabilities. “Have you ever been fucked like this?” has never been more emotionally meaty or wielded by a beefier beefcake!!!!!!!!!! My alternative music choice for this audio would have been Reflection from Mulan. I have been thinking about perception and subjectivity a little bit the past couple weeks since you mentioned prose isn’t your strong suit. My gut reaction was “????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? gabriella.exe has stopped running”. If I had held any doubt that subjectivity was real, this would have been my proof. Truly it is impossible for anyone to see themself fully, maybe because knowledge about self is also collective in its production (like lots of types of knowledge). It is real to you that prose isn’t your strong suit as much as it is real to me that sexy evil genius voice man did an ollie then a triple salchow and I’m gobsmacked all over again. Both are true at the same time and don’t need to be in conflict with each other. For Speaker and Listener, this lesson comes by way of unrelenting praise. It’s so clever and cute (omg I’m getting too excited mid-compliment just like Speaker, too immersed) to have him do the cocky Gastonian checking yourself out in the mirror chin grab, but on L, someone he sees as hot enough to do such a thing in earnest, so he can check them out. Whatever thoughts about themself L had before entering the showers were promptly fried by the laser beams of his attentive and adoring gaze through the mirror and then washed away by a shower of compliments. Perhaps they thought of themself as a human person, but now they understand they are The Hottest Person this Speaker Has Ever Seen™ and will be treated as such. There’s simply no room for uncertainty 😣. For Speaker, I think the shift occurs at “go ahead, cum on it 🥺 → go ahead! cum on it! 😈”. Finally the images are aligned: who he is in his heart and mind and what he can do with his new physique. Sweet, respectful, lovely nerd meets A5 wagyu beefcake. Both have been cultivated (one with a big head start) in different ways over the same time period but were conceived as mutually exclusive until this integrative encounter. This integration is completed in the shower after Speaker is recognized and affirmed in his desire for L. I must say: for everything after L confirms they like him too, I experience total psychological collapse because it is so romantic. TKO. I have a halo of little canaries over my head, and they each have a dozen pink roses in their beaks. TL;DR: it can be both porny to rip tights AND incredibly hot and totally fitting for this audio with these two cutiepies because two things can be true at once and something can mean different things in different contexts. As someone who has been ravenously gorging on the audios in the Soft Collection, I thought I’d be prepared for a lovely atom bomb filled with “sweetheart”s and “baby”s such as this, but I was wrong!!! I am always wrong (thank god)! "Sweetheart" remains undefeated (we are dissimilar in that way)!!!!!!!! I know it’s technically in the Rough Collection, but this is a Soft Collection audio. The “Do You Want A Tummy Ache, but In A Good Way” Collection. That tummy ache is typically pretty bad, but, the incredible pacing, as @ky said, “made it shockingly easy to feel like a magnetic, irresistible gym cutie”. Your pacing has always been wonderful and has only gotten better with time, and it was especially striking here. For me, these are in 4D now always as your voice has reshaped my brain (fortunately and unfortunately), and the pacing adds the fifth dimension where magic is possible and I can be transformed wholly into an L of your choosing in the blink of an eye. I am transported into the body and mind of this magnetic, irresistible gym cutie, so the dynamics and dialogue feel real because I’m just living my life, noticing a cute and perhaps familiar face at my local gym. I can hear all of L’s lines because they’re my thoughts. A terrible and awe-inspiring display of your porn warlock (@sarah💫) powers. It’s super duper cool and annoying that you are only getting more talented! Burnout Round of Jump Squats: 🏋🏿‍♀️ Me looking at this Speaker while he talks to me about his posterior chain: https://imgur.com/a/xpTze44 🏋🏿‍♀️ I did not listen to this while I did legs today and have no plans to listen to this while working out. That’s a hazard I am not willing to risk. It’s just not even….. I would die. I don’t know how Moira did it! My knees would get weak mid-Bulgarian split squat, and I would collapse on my 45s, breaking multiple bones and my spirit. Is that what you want, August? 🏋🏿‍♀️ Love the genuine fitness tips in here for anyone who's curious about weightlifting!!! 🏋🏿‍♀️ “If you feel yourself falling forward, I’ll catch you like that. And if you feel like you can’t come up, I’ll take it”: These are wedding vows 💍?????? How about you “take” responsibility for how I’m feeling right now??????? 🏋🏿‍♀️ On sexy lifts and not worrying about your face in the mirror: soooooooooo sweetiepie *kissy noises*!!!!! It’s clear he at least tries to speak to himself like this and has been for the two years he’s been going to the gym. It makes me wonder what the breakup was like and what his self-image was before 🥺. He’s too sweet, and I hope you’re proud of yourself (irate, through gritted teeth, but genuine). 🏋🏿‍♀️ The whole shorts and undies and balls and scent and and and and *hyperventilating* + “I used to think about you a lot” + “swallow that dick, baby” + the sounds during 29:19-23???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? An assassination attempt, I won’t forget this!!!!!!! Vendetta 🫵🏿! 🏋🏿‍♀️ “Cum nice and quick, and I can fuck you one more time”: my eyes have rolled to the back of my head permanently, thank you so much 👑 🏋🏿‍♀️ The “baby” at 41:17 is the single most devastating “baby” in the ACU to me. I will never recover. I am never coming back from that (until you do it again). I will have flashbacks to that "baby" in my most dire moments to give me strength 🧎🏿‍♀️ 🏋🏿‍♀️ “I know you’re tired” + “you don’t have to do anything”: He said “Greg in guest services, blast Work From Home by Fifth Harmony please! 🔨😎” 🏋🏿‍♀️ Brief indulgence: dear Patron, if this reminded you of Superman and you liked the new movie and want more Supes/Clark Kent, the Warworld Saga from Action Comics written by Phillip Kennedy Johnson is so great and a little Star Wars-y idk! 🤷🏿‍♀️ 👀 Up in the Sky by Tom King is also SO great 📚 Okay, this made me feel like a pretty princess in ways I was not psychologically ready for which is cool and tight! I can't imagine how much work went into this and the last 50+ min audio! Please know your efforts are sooooooooo appreciated! I'm wondering if you're magic, they have been so good lol. Blink twice if you've made a cursed wish on a monkey's paw 😨!!! I feel just as confused and delighted as sweet Speaker, so I need to snap out of it and be thankful for the very real bounty before me! Thank you, August! 💪🏿💗

Page Chase

Those episodes were so good and unfortunately so topical/relevant now.

chai

i’ve said this before but sweetheart 🫠 the praiseee

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

One of life’s simplest pleasures: getting mentally pounded out by the word “baby”

冬至

It’s rough, yeah, but the way he talks through it? All soft praise and sweet encouragement, as if he’s coaxing all the way to the edge. Absolute princess treatment.🫠

anna

late to this bc i knew my dumb jock ass wasn't going to be able to handle this man talk lifting and i was right. the spotting section almost killed me.

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

How has August become my getting-ready-to-go-out playlist? I love this one; it's taking a few listens because I think this is the most like yourself (that is, how you sound in your Livestreams etc) I've noticed you sounding, voice-wise, in recent audios. Also did you slap her ass in the beginning when you call her "Champ"??

MichaelCeraVe

Please continue with your extremely quaint exclamations over audio porn, I will imagine you clutching some pearls and blushing

aliyah

“names used: baby,” i’m seated. august is scared and asking me to leave because this ‘could apply to so many audios’ but i’m simply too seated

sophie

genuinely unmatched

B

woah...

Liza

"Who's is it?" in a shy, he's never said this before and never thought he would get a chance to say it way. AHHHH!

💕Lauren💕

@Gabriella omg 😭 new phone background?! That’s literally so sweet, I am so grateful that you like my pieces enough to make them your background that’s an honor! I’m so glad you could also relate to being a blue popsicle hanging at the teeth of this character, it gives new ideas now that I see it! Side note, I think you have such a good voice!! The news reporter voices are so incredible, y'all have been killing me with all your pasta jokes😭 but I never wish to interrupt. Thanks again, Gabriella!!💕

B W

good lord

Krist (like 'wrist').

I held off on listening to this cuz I have a lot of body issues, sort of bordering on dysmorphia. But I was curious and figured I'd put it on as I'm doing some of writing of my own, and I was immediately hooked on how you wrote the Speaker character. He has an air of awkwardness to him, but he's very endearing and charming. I mean obviously the sex was hot, but what really got me was at the end how gently and almost timidly he asked for reassurance about her not just wanting him for his body, and if he could ask her out properly. And the gentle, very quiet way you said, "Thank you", almost like you breathed the words, was definitely the part that made my heart flutter the most. You're really good at capturing male characters having that gentleness to them, that vulnerability that is so sweet I guess is the word I'm looking for? They end up activating the caretaker/m*mmy impulse in me lol so congratulations on nailing that (no pun intended). ETA: oh I forgot to add that the way this was written was in no way triggering or upsetting for my body issues, not that you would even have to consider such a thing, but I do want to give you credit and praise you for writing the dialogue in such a way where it was honestly more informative for someone who doesn't know about gym stuff, did a bit of "world building" for the scene, and also establishing the Speaker's character. And, you know, who doesn't like abs??

B

August you really are the best. Anytime I try to listen to any other nsfw audios I’m so disappointed😭 thank you for being perfect

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This newest piece replaced a collage of the Skeptical Customer doll and alisha’s TA/Simon piece 😌. And hehehe that’s so sweet, Lauren. I’m glad I made you laugh; I take my clown duties very seriously 🫡🤡💗

Em

I loved this so much. Like SO MUCH. Also I just got my first ever gym membership this month so it’s perfect timing I fear

riss

Science based lifting infiltrating my audio-porn!? 😂 Jeff Nippard will pay for his crimes. I loved this audio, great stuff!

Emma

This was insane btw

Sara

“Princess” 😳✨😍 do it again 😂🙏🏼

B N

My favorite comment on this so far is the person who said that seeing August post audios on Reddit is like seeing Beyoncé perform in a high school gym. Fuck yeah that’s so accurate.

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

So we all still pay August's Reddit a visit too? Good to know! That comment had me cackling, it's extremely accurate. He's truly in a league of his own!

lubear

finally home, in a room by myself, after sharing one nonstop with people and 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 what a way to come back!!! August and his ability to make so giddy, especially towards the end of the audios is so!!!!! Speaker is so so so cute T^^^^T others have done a fantastic job at putting into words what i’m thinking. All that is left in my noggin’ is “by the fucking,,, woah,,,,” and “fantastic job as always” (oh and at some point during the audio, i was muttering multiple “what the fuck” and one time was when i was gripping my head /pos)

Alyssa

The way this still has me rolling my eyes back into my head and arching my back as I plead and beg in response on the 10th+ listen is so wild, but also, so on par for August.

PS

Haha [Standing Carry x 3] definitely sounds like a good set

Amanda (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 anytime you say baby was me weakkkk in the knees, good lord
2025-08-18 20:02 anytime you say baby has me weakkkk in the knees omfg

anytime you say baby has me weakkkk in the knees omfg

B W

Real, the squat rack hasn’t looked the same since

kaspr

god bless you august, those stand and carry scenes in the shower are truly unmatched <33

erin 💕

Hey, Siri. Play “When Did You Get Hot?” by Sabrina Carpenter 🙏

ky❣️💌🌷

i love this particular installment of my favorite series: gabriella reads speaker/august into the dirt (affectionate) 🥰 it really is such a treat to see you dig in to exactly how and why these characters and scenarios and lines and line readings are so delicious and sweet and cathartic and infuriating. and such a trip to witness someone, seemingly in real time, read my damn mind!! witch!! 🫵🏼 also yeah you and i are perpetually in the waiting room at the lover girl hospital, reception know us on sight 🥴 we have terminal tummy aches from the revolving door, maybe the vending machine, of constant, unrelenting sweetie pies!! 😵‍💫💖

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Awwww sweetieky, thank you 🥰! The nurses are begging us to change our ways, but we simply must live free and gorge on sweetiepies!!! Sorry!!!

S

lets get jackets made

Rachael

I’m so down

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I have come to apologize to the Gym Rat because I have been so charmed by him, I haven’t fully appreciated how FUNNY he is 🥸! My top five moments of peak comedy/“wow fitness talk *is* really sexual” are: • “Got the spaghetti legs? That’s how you know it was a good one” • “Oh, you got more flexible? Cool. 😑” • “I was looking for something to do over and over and over that was worth my time” • His roleplaying how a full-fledged gym rat would respond at L’s request (“definitely not the only thing that’s…hard 🤭”) • How loudly I screamed at “cum nice and quick, and I can fuck you again”. It’s like being shot out of a cannon Looney Tunes style!

Ari 🌕

“You can’t go to therapy five days a week.” YOU CAN IF YOURE INPATIENT 👅

Ari 🌕

Also stop innocently saying “I’ll take it” because I’ll literally knock all this shit over.

Ari 🌕

Sorry I’m annoyingly back to say idk why I waited to listen to this one because I have blushed 57 times and I’m only 1/3 of the way through. The praise? Stop it I can’t listen to this when anyone is around because I look insane??? Giggling and grinning. Okay go on a journey with me real quick because I just finished this one: remember when that video Real Life Cannibal Shia LeBoeuf went viral? And at the end it pans to the crowd and the audience is literally just Shia LeBeouf doing a standing ovation? That’s the inner pillow princess in me standing and clapping for the audio. You deserve an Oscar.

Ari 🌕

Okay LAST COMMENT PROMISE but I’m going to need you to record an audio where all you do is praise me for running lmao I’m running my first half marathon next Saturday and I think you’ll help me stay at a 10:00 minute mile pace because my goal is to stay under two hours and twenty minutes lol 😂😩😭

Nóri 🌜

This is way more entertaining than going to the gym with your bellend of a brother who doesn't realize you are stuck in a deep squat 😒 I was feeling rather testy today, so I went for a lunch break workout. All I managed was giving myself Bambi legs and staying testy. I'm going to the wrong gym If my gym buddy or anyone called me sweetheart and baby I would topple face first into the weights for sure "Can I pick you up?" I'm gonna hold your bicep 🫳💪 when I say this, S. Yes, you can Ngl, I had to google standing positions because I kinda got lost with one of them. I'm still not sure if I understand it correctly. Is he holding L bridal style and doing bicep curls with them? Or is he just thrusting up? But how strong is this dude?? 🫠 That's like a second workout for him. I tried searching for pictures and couldn't find this position, but I did find something called "stand and carry", or how I like to call it, "the face plant". Her back is to him, and the drawing made it look like she's hooking her calves behind his knees. The website wrote under challenges that it requires exceptional strength and stamina from the carrying partner. Yeah, and a carried partner who won't accidentally pull a nonexistent judo move and kick the carrier's knees out "Whose is it" So you see, I don't trust myself not to try to say "mine" to that I had an interesting, albeit tad confusing, conversation with a friend. He said he places everyone he's attracted to in a numeral system. And he thinks people should date within their number bracket. But he also says if someone hotter (who has a higher number than him) showed interest, he would go for it anyway. But in that case, what's the point of the whole system? What's the point of the system in general? How and why do you even measure and rate anyone's hotness? Based on what attributes? Anywho, I'm mentioning this because it got me thinking of S. I've been wondering if S's new body gave him the courage not to back down when L initiated basically everything. If L had come onto him back then, would he have had the confidence to start anything, or would he have noped out because he thought she was out of his league? Would that be a self-induced limitation? Did this change in his self-perception rewire his entire circuit? It's less about the "number" and more about finally believing you might actually get the thing you want. Their gym encounter feels like kismet, like a final piece of a puzzle being put in place; "this can happen to me". I love this for him, and I hope he felt desirable and ✨ sexy ✨ and wanted I'm also wondering if S had to get used to his new body and if people regarded him differently. They can go kick rocks if they did

She Exists

I suddenly have a massive urge to go to the gym (which I hate). This is diabolically good and so creative. My brain knows more words, but I’m spent...

biteyourtongue 🍉

I’m by no means a gym rat so when I first came across this on Reddit I almost scrolled by til the mirror sex and ripped leggings tags caught me. those are my jams so I took a listen; it was my intro to August and I’ve been hooked since. when I saw my Quinn wrapped I was super confused that he wasn’t basically all of my top listens, and then I realized I pretty much live on the Patreon now whoops

Mari

A whole hour of heat and steam, everything about it was intense, passionate, sweet and beautiful. Definitely a top contender especially listening to August talk for so long and being sexy. I could die happily after this one 😍😍

☆

august what the fuck

Daphne 🦇

These two are endgame IMO

Daphne 🦇

What are they trying at 45:00? I can’t figure it out. They’re still standing

Natasya Raskolnikovna

The conversation at the beginning is so 1:1 to real life interactions I've had at the gym I cannot

Clem

I'm in love with your laughs, it drives me insane

Daphne 🦇

Still can’t believe this certified cutie patootie lover boy won best rough audio lol

Jay Oh

Princess carry

Daphne 🦇

That’s what I thought I’ve just never really thought of that as a s position before lol good to know

April

Where can I find that? And which audio won?

Daphne 🦇

This audio won best rough audio at the moanys this year (I voted for pansexual ex FWB lol)

Daphne 🦇

It’s the third moanys. The stream VOD is on here for moans tier

April

Oh thank you! I started one and need to circle back. There so much in the vault! lol

Daphne 🦇

I know so much great stuff. There are five left that I haven’t listened to yet and I’m rationing them lol

ski

holy buildup

Rachel

happy birthday to champ (non-sexual)

megs

‘i like you sweaty’ i need to be handcuffed to a radiator

gina cameron

i'm really hoping we get more muscular audios 🙏🙏🙏🙏

gina cameron

starting off the audio with the grunts of working out is EVERYTHING

ceept

this is lowk my gymspo