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Vote on the February exclusive audio!

  • Seducing Your Nerdy Dungeon Master, Part 2 (Player Listener x DM) 233
  • Meeting Your New Starship Crewmates, Part 1 (Listener x Crewmates) 141
  • Teaming Up with the Double Agent, Part 1 (Spy Listener x Spy Speaker) 283
  • Enjoying Your Stay at the Resort, Part 1 (Listener x New Friends) 90
  • 2024-02-06
  • —2024-02-20
  • multiple choice
  • 747 votes
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Hi!
Doing something a bit different with the poll this time! All the options are for audios that are meant to be part of a series. I'm putting D&D part 2 on here, but also the part 1 for three other potential series.

Whatever audio wins, I'll put the next part in March's poll. If it loses, maybe I'll try to continue it another way the same month, either in a shorter (<10 mins), more story-focused audio or even in writing!

Bit of an experiment, but excited to try it and see what tou think.  

1. Seducing Your Nerdy Dungeon Master, Part 2 

I'd like to keep this as a bit of a slow burn, stepping up the actual acts each time, but definitely move into switch/dom territory. I think the roleplaying/fantasy element will be core to this series, but the DM will definitely roleplay as different NPCs. Someone suggested maybe another player could get involved, which is intriguing too! 

2. Meeting the Starship's Crew, Part 1

I've had this idea for a sci-fi audio series for a while actually, where each audio the Listener character meets (and hooks up with) a different crewmate on the starship they're all travelling on. I like the idea that in this rough and tumble, Firefly/Cowboy Bebop/Alien inspired setting, it's extremely normal for crewmates to casually hook up since they spend so much time in close quarters, so there could be an almost free use or exhibitionist element, with casual conversation/ship duties happening during the sex. The different M characters would have different roles on the ship (pilot, security, mechanic, passenger), and I think it would be a fun challenge to make them distinct in voice, personality and sexual style. 

3. Teaming Up with the Double Agent, Part 1

I've wanted to do a spy audio for a while, and I really think this is could be a fun way to do it. Every part could feature different, globe-trotting locales and lots of spy intrigue. Since both characters are spies, I think the core tension of this series would be wondering if you can trust M or if you're really on the same side! Switchiness, twists and turns, but also some light spy fun with galas, martinis and gadgets.

4. Enjoying Your Stay, Part 1

I felt like I should put at least one fully non-genre option on here, and I'll admit it's not very fleshed out, but something centering around a hotel or resort could be cool! Maybe the Listener character is travelling and staying for some time at a resort, shared cottage, or even a fancy old hotel. Different parts would feature different Speaker characters whether fellow guests (young college guy, wealthy business dude, person from your past, famous actor/musician?) or employees (bartender/server, lifeguard, tour guide, entertainer). 

Comments

Eden

FIRST PART 2 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

lazysusan

I want part 2 of the D&D DM, but ya girl will be patient if it means the spy audio wins 🙏😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

August this is criminal I can't believe only one of these can be the winner I'm sad already but thank you also(?)

Katana

praying to all the erotic gods above please let me finally have a spy audio 🙏🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🧎🏻‍♀️🙏

Zzzphoria

Its cruel to pit the DnD one against the Starship crew one!! Both sound so so good!!!!! 🥲

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

Omg I HOPE Seducing your nerdy dungeon master part 2 wins! I have been fantasizing my own version of part 2 😂 🤞🏻💗😍

riri

To be honest I want the nerdy dungeon master back 😔 I want to find out if he's really that "shy" as the story progress between him and the listener 🫣

Ella

I believe there’s been a technical error, the description of enemy prince part two isn’t loading for me for some reason.

megs

rubbing my grubby little hands together w glee at this it’s a great day to be a genre fiction girly

Ella

August do you really want that on your conscience??

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

This is too difficult. I hate starting a new book while I’m already reading one so I feel I need to vote for D&D but the casual conversation during sex is something I really need to see realized. And then SPY has been on my mind for so long. 😩

Lizzy 💃🏻

choices are stupid good per usual, i was just thinking last night that you haven’t tackled spies yet and lo and behold! d&d should just be a given as far as i’m concerned so the choice is between spies and sci fi? naurrr i voted for all three, just in case 😇 also, i’m really happy you’re flexing your creativity and getting excited about changing things up. 👏🏻

kenna

actually praying to every kind of higher power that the spy audio wins

Maia

Channeling my slut ambitions into these audios😌

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

august these are all REALLY, REALLY good. i always want you to know that!!!!!!!! but ladies, we have a duty to the spy who has been waiting in the corner for almost a year😭

fran

is it a null vote if i vote for everything? 🥲

guilty_ofloey

oh god??? this is the hardest choice ever

lilsaltydee

WE NEED THAT SPY AUDIO ASAP

megs

my nerdy ass seeing anything related to sci-fi: 😩 my ‘has watched casino royale an amount of times that is nearing triple digits’ ass seeing anything related to spies: 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

fran

in pain here 😔 decision paralysis is too strong with this one

Lizzy 💃🏻

thinking about this more (target security gonna throw me out of the store in a minute, i keep walking in circles) the opportunity for the spies extreme sexual tension/hate fucking is too great .. i’m all in. (reserving the right to want sci fi though)

Lambda Sitta

I was genuinely so confused reading this 🤣😭. You really got me, Ella, I'm too gullible haha

Lambda Sitta

You can actually vote for multiple options! If it isn't working, I can help you troubleshoot 😊

Lambda Sitta

You can actually vote for multiple options! Sometimes Patreon is buggy, so the votes don't go in, but I can help you troubleshoot if that's the case

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

sluts in space is also EXTREMELY compelling though. as is white lotus. and continuing to seduce your nerdy dungeon master. this is actually so fucked up of you

mxjxllyfish

okay can we all agree to vote for the spy one now, D&D one next time and THEN the Starship one if we ever see her again 😞🤞🏾 we gotta fuck an alien we just GOTTA 🛸✨

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

I’m sat at my desk with my head in my hands crying real tears onto my keyboard reading this poll R U HAPPY

Ruth Hope 🩷

Is my inclusion of (too) many direct quotes from the audios in my Big Comments a way to scratch this itch? Yes, I'm just now realizing it, but yes lmao

Ruth Hope 🩷

Dog... Imagine the possibilities for like having to answer a phone/radio call mid-fuck? He could voice both characters, have the M who's mid-fuck put the phone/radio up to F's ear so it's like MFM for like a little bit, they could be recalling past sexual experiences with her by themselves, all three as a group. I'm crying.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo but like God HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS my mind is racing now 😭 So many possibilities. Thank you Ella (said sarcastically and genuinely) ❤️🙄

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao before August I never would've considered myself a genre erotica girly but now it's like 50% of my top favorites of his audios 😮‍💨 Also I haven't seen Casino Royale since I was six lmao (got dragged to the theater, don't remember anything) but now I might have to go peep it 👀

Gabbagool

I’m really feeling the white lotus vibe. I’d like a nepo baby listener. For some reason my brain goes dark and it descends into Saltburn antics where she’s not who she says she is. Send help.

superspacegirl

i love reading all the comments on august’s posts- i’m just sitting in my car grinning & laughing to myself hehehe

Gabbagool

EVERYONE, I am pitching the spy one hard, and this may be nerdy but imagine the SFX and the sound design. On top of that, I dunno my toxicity likes the idea of this mistrust and paranoia festering into some really good foreplay. “Fucking the truth out of the double agent” perhaps.

Mewena

I really want a D&D part.2, but you also got me when you mentionned “Cowboy bebop” 🔫♠️🦾

megs

omg i highly recommend a casino royale rewatch it’s not like… a good movie but i used to watch it on loop all night when my insomnia was at it’s worst so the entire thing is pretty much burned into my brain

samrassic park

This is totally off topic but the Starship sci fi prompt reminded me— have you read The Long Way to A Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers? Found family, cozy space sci fi book series, some sex-ish things (not explicit). Idk if that’s your style of book, but I think you’d like it! Ooh also another sfw audio idea— books! Fav authors, series, fiction/nonfiction, basically all things bookish. I’d LOVE that!!!!!!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Literally have a Pinterest board for spy inspo because I couldn't get the audio that never was out of my head. Thigh-high slits in low-back satin dresses, please and thank you!

DivineFeminine ❄️⛄️🎄

These polls make me want to collapse on the floor and just stay there…they’re always sooo good but the Spy audio is a no brainer.

Ruth Hope 🩷

For those who want the Spy audio and have forgotten about/never listened to Dirty Talk #6 (unofficially "Contrasts"), do yourself a favor and go check it out. I'll never be over @ 3:57-5:15 😮‍💨

Amazing_Thanks

I visit this one city a lot for work and I keep going to a certain hotel because the guy at the front desk is so cute. I can feel myself blushing when I check in. It’s so embarrassing.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Dooogggg imagine the opportunity for rolling around on a hotel room floor, fighting for a gun, being pinned, clothing torn, both M and F being equally good at physical combat so it's a fair and sexy fight, I'm gonna pass out, 🥲

Ruth Hope 🩷

*tries to send help* *ends up on your side and needs help also* NEPO BABY 😂 dude a dark and twisty sexy audio that leaves us all !!! ? I need it, now.

Gabbagool

YES YES YES. Like that scene in Man From Uncle between Gabby and Illya. Where they are fighting and then it’s tense and hot. And he lets her hit him lmao.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Dude okay I'm convinced I will go watch it and report back 🫡 Side note: I hope your insomnia is better than it used to be! ❤️

Violet 💜

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE #1 I NEED IT

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Omg i read this book too!! I haven’t finished it yet but it’s soo good so far and I definitely thought of this (AND FIREFLY) when I read the space crew prompt 😍🛸

malika🎄

Having just recently rewatched Mr. & Mrs. Smith (which kid!me had amazing taste in celebrity crushes because wheW Angelina Jolie) like it's impossible for me to see a double spy option and not pick it lol. The amount of possible external (dangerous missions, hurt/comfort after a close call, investigative shenanigans, etc) and internal (if one of the characters is a very by-the-books type of spy then "this is against agency protocol" is gonna wreak havoc on them, how you already mentioned the listener character maybe having an untrustworthy partner and the little clues leading to that (and whew if either character has come to care about the well-being of their partner by the time the truth comes out), etc). I'm thinking of a bunch of dynamics and plot developments possible with the two characters and all the options sound like so, so much fun (and full of drama lol). Then (and I'm thinking of the Mandalorian, superhero, and the outlaw audios) how much fun would the sound editing be with "establishing shots" of the different locations, the gadgets, and any mission that has to end in a fight/chase/escape. Lmao I'm doing too much, but I'm glad narrative series are all options this month. I'll eat up any chosen ofc, but man, did I zero in on the spy one lol.

megs

sluts in space is the title of my debut studio album actually

Lambda Sitta

No worries, Patreon UX/UI is often terrible, so it can be difficult to figure things out!

mxjxllyfish

@thelnie I need the title of this book for… science. Yeah! For my sudden interest in xenoanthropology 😶‍🌫️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Please!! This is not too much!! I love all of your ideas! 🙌❤️ God Mr. & Mrs. Smith 😩 I need to rewatch that! Omg establishing shots!!! Music 🎶🎶 I need his Bond knowledge to run its course 🙏

Jada M

Hrrggg i dont think the starship one is going to win but just the concept even besides like the sex part is so cool!! Ive been wanting to get back into sci fi for a while but nothing has scratched that itch for me yet im still on the lookout. But yea I can imagine the scenarios being super interesting so very excited for that if you get to post some more sci fi audios at all!! And also the possibility of story-focused audios or seeing stuff in writing 👀👀 im so curious about how you script stuff and the starship one and even the dnd and spy one seem like big narratives so im curious about your prose since youve done great narration in the past and structuring of plot too. Also…the future of your sound mixing with these ideas is really exciting!! Love the frenemy superhero one because of all the layering of tracks you did for that so omggg yay excited for whatever ends up winning out!!

guilty_ofloey

on the other hand im also 🥰😍 at the prospect of maybe getting some written stuff?? we really would be the Horny Book Club!

megs

ahhh ruth i hope you enjoy!! also thank you youre a sweetheart 💖 it’s sometimes still a lil rough but it’s MILES better than it used to be

Ruth Hope 🩷

I got sidetracked and didn't even think to say something about the alien idea: I'm on board, too 🛸

malika🎄

hee thank you Ruth! Sometimes I feel like I'm just rambling nonsense lmao, but I couldn't help it with this premise. And yessss, the movie was even better than I remembered. Right? I would be hype to see how August conveys a multi-episode plotline with a pretty big scope available to play around in.

alterniflora

SPY 🤗🙏 bc I'm praying for toxic banter and jealousy and betrayal 💕

Conni

gah I’m a sucker for spy stuff 🫨🫨 sexual tension! fancy dressing! snarky banter! having to pretend they are a couple while they secretly have the hots for each other! and eventually…they have to room together but *there is only one bed* my mind just went down the rabbit hole of my fave tropes 😭

amira malak

DOUBLE AGENT HAS TO HAPPEN GUYS KEEP UP THIS HUSTLE

Gabbagool

Yes to all of this! Y’all know what’s up. Truly need the sound of being thrashed.

geekinthepink

There's rarely an option I don't like but this poll is especially good. I want all of those genre audio series!!!

deerindigo

guys for the love of god please i want the dm one so bad.. but also why does the resort one sound so good like i’m imagining the drama of white lotus

amy

i need more dnd content that was some good shit

Rya Li

if yall don't do the spies one, my fiance and i are getting a divorce instead of a wedding i s2g

Crowkeeper

I came here thinking that if the DND part 2 is going to be one of the options I will definitely vote for it but then I saw the spy idea...I want them both so badly:D

Lambda Sitta

You can vote for multiple options! Sometimes the mobile app has issues, so let me know if you need any troubleshooting help

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

here I am watching the space sex scenario get slept on ONCE AGAIN 😔💔🪦(cue war flashbacks to the march 2023 poll 🪖) OBVIOUSLY the spy one rules and building high-stakes tension between two mischievous characters throughout a series would be super engaging. I feel like there could be opportunities for interrogation scenes, bondage, or some “we almost died, maybe we should fuck” sex 🥸🔍🕵🏻‍♀️ I *know* spies is gonna win (and it’s gonna be AMAZING) but☝🏼space sex!!!! FREE USE space sex!??!? 🛸🚀👩🏼‍🚀 Houston we have lift off in my pants, seeing literal stars sex???? I love the idea of a space crew just getting casually freaky with each other and different characters would be so cool to hear. The possibilities are endlessss, im thinkin cocky mechanic, nerdy doctor, arrogant pilot, playful cook, etc‼️ Also!! Idk where this should go lmao but i submitted my Moanies vote 🗳️ and thought, omg it would be so cool if there was an option to submit a vote for the audio that most needs a part 2️⃣ esp since they’re so *in* this year! 💅🏼 unsurprisingly, THTT and enemy prince would’ve fs gotten my vote 🧊👑🫶🏼

anodaw89

I am once again asking you for your vote. VOTE 🕵‍♂️🕵‍♀️🕵.

Ruth Hope 🩷

SARAH YES TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID!! 💯❤️ SPACE SEX GIVE IT TO MEEEE 👩‍🚀🚀🛰️🛸God... Cocky, low-key, tired of your bullshit already but also thinks you're cute when you're desperate mechanic?? 😮‍💨 *malfunctions* Chef August!! Doctor and pilot 🙃🙃🙃 Also YES. If we could vote on which audio, classic or otherwise, we would love to have a part 2 of, I would be so happy 🙌🙌🙌

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

ruuuuuth yes exactly you see the vision ✨👁️🧠 🛸i think a poll/google form for a part 2 of any existing audio in the ACU could be cool!!

Phoebe

Happy 2000 patrons!! congrats

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Hunt the Stars by Jessie Mihalik. Strong, FMC in her 30s (yes!), captain of her own ship and crew has to work with the invading faction hot commander humanoid looking alien who is powerful and reads minds. Their reputations precede them. The tension in close quarters is hot. HE COOKS. Cute cultural differences. Standalone but has other books about the other crew members’ romances.

Demoiselle

Hahaha this is so fun. I got some hilarious combinations: - Demon vs oral toy - Invulnerable nemesis vs Gamer boy They would obliterate their soft, sexy asses lol

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm dead 😂 One of my favorites that I got was DILF When He's Stressed vs. Shower Friend. Just two dudes going through it lmao 🫂❤️

Demoiselle

Haha I imagine instead of fighting, they just went “you know what I don’t feel like fighting today, wanna get a beer instead?” And they sit and drink on the front porch of DILF’s house in companionable silence 💛

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

RIGHT?? it’s hard being a space slut round here 😔💔 (alternatively: ASStronaut) to be fair the March 2023 option didn’t have the free use aspect BUT it was equally compelling, trust‼️

☃️phonons🎅🏽

Why is it always so hard to choose?! Spies is my #1 this month, but I NEED horny astronauts sometime in the near future

Melissa

Just let me know when we’re getting these: *Teasing Your Shy Friend About Giving You Head *Your best friend lends you, her boyfriend to break your dry spell 🥹🥹🥹🥵😳😭😭😭

Destiny 💕

I'm so surprised how low the resort one is