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Hi moans!

The first poll has closed and the nominations for Best Overall Audio are in. 

Here is the Google Form! You have from now until the 27th to vote on your favorite from the five most voted on: 

1. Getting to Know Your Next Door Neighbor After He Overhears Your Hookup

2. Distracting Your Gamer Friend Gets Serious

3. Your Nemesis is the Only One Who Can Touch You

4. Arranging For a Stranger to Get You Pregnant

5. Your Boyfriend's Best Friend is Your Valentine's Day Present

The results will be revealed in the Moany Awards Audio at the end of the month!

Take care,

🌨️ august

Comments

Ruth Hope 🩷

*sweating out of pores that I didn't know I had* Cheers everyone 👍 Edit: just reread and we have until the 27th! Hurray! Procrastination Nation 🫡

riri

"Ah shit, here we go again" 🥲

MrsSnugglePuss

I am that meme sweating pushing the right button. 1,3,4,5 are all in my top 10.

Ana

Would be lying if i said im sad shy coworker is not on here but between gamer and vday gift i literally dont know if i can choose 😭

☃️phonons🎅🏽

nnnn. Why are your polls always so hard to vote on?! Felt like I was betraying someone when I submitted my vote 🫣

🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝

I think vday will take rough so I figured gamer deserves its day, even if you base it purely on the amount of sheer work that went into it. MY TWO CENTS do as you will

Heather

Oh noo it looks like I'll have to go listen to them again to refresh my memory 🤷‍♀️😂

Ana

idk in my heart the moany goes to shy coworker lol

Rozelin

The only awards that matter this season 🏆

Lizzy 💃🏻

i’ve run the numbers (aka: debated with @sheshe) and cast my vote. i am at peace 🧘🏼‍♀️ (jfc istg if Gamer doesn’t win)

chantaldesiree

This is absolutely the hardest decision I've ever had to make.

Maia

I wish you luck and good fortune in your researching endeavors🫡

Randine Besosa

You forgot the “all of the above” option

Carina

How do I pick just one when 2-5 are literally in my best of all time list 😭

fran

it’s a been an eventful week but this is somehow the most difficult thing to figure out. ☹️ alas choices must be made‼️

fran

if i have no one who understands me at least i know i have you sarah 🫶 also i fear younger coworker was snubbed

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

FRAN I CANNOT EVEN TALK!!! about audios that were snubbed rn 🙂🙂🙂🙂 i had to do a double take like hahaha wait. ahaha surely I’ve received a faulty form? surely HS friend is mistakenly missing?? Shirley??

MsMagey

Making us choose between these is literally cruel

Stitch.And.Sin.Designs

Sorry to everyone who wants Gamer, I went with BF’s BFF for V-Day…

Demoiselle

Gamerrrr!! Build-up and dirty talk is insaneee. You know what, I’m gonna play it again for luck haha

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

Vote for your big stranger cock, #4. The only one up here with versatility. The considerate guy who didn’t even know he could talk so dirty.

fran

wow judging by the other comments i wildly misestimated the popularity of my own favorite audios. nemesis audio i will always love you

MsMagey

I voted Gamer bc it's what got me to this patreon, but the Neighbor one has been an instant classic. I think I just want a nice, unassuming neighbor to just go absolutely FERAL on me

malika🎄

I think my big time fave is ‘Enemy Prince’ (The arrogant performance? The antagonistic background between the two characters? Genre? The way it went from ‘no kissing. only lovers do that.’ to him literally asking her to kiss him at the end? Mwah. Great food), but since my enemies-to-lovers, fantasy favorite isn’t here then my brain goes directly to another arrogant lead, enemies-to-lovers/he-speaks-like-he-can’t-stand-her-but-his-actions-show-otherwise lol fantasy fave “Your Nemesis Is the Only One Who Can Touch You” (well, maybe just more antagonistic-to-lovers). Love those two! I’m surprised “Snowed In” and/or the “Younger Coworker” audios aren’t here (I wonder if they were close?). The former like the closest we’ll get to BFE. We let arguably the only lovey dovey audio (even if it’s only pretend lol) miss the top 5. How could we lol? And the comments for “Younger Coworker” were so, so fun lmao like patrons went especially wild over it lol so I def thought it’d pop up. Not surprised to see “Valentine’s Day” and “Stranger Cock” here lol. Def seem to be well-deserved classics!

Foxanna

I think in the interest of fairness I will have to listen to them all back again. I *owe* it to the audios and all of us here to make the correct choice. Right? RIIIGHT? 😂 Edit: Have re-listened, can confirm, IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE 😭 I’m just going to have to close my eyes and hit a button

Amazing_Thanks

It would be very interesting to know about any kind of metrics that are available. Like what’s the one that’s most played. Or how many times your audios have been played over the years.

Jane

Absolutely love enemies to lovers tropes. I've been reading acotar as well and it's just an icing on top. Your nemesis can only touch you is my all time favorite. 😍

guilty_ofloey

(chanting) gamer gamer gamer gamer !! 🎮💘

MsMagey

I did again too to confirm I made the right choice, even though I've been listening to the most recent pairing of Neighbor and the director's cut or deleted scenes or whatever you call it that is Dirty Talk 13 an extremely normal number of times.

MsMagey

It's truuuuue. I love his really respectful and thoughtful approach toward an inevitably awkward thing and then both getting more, um, comfortable with the situation. I'm also big on something that's kind of hard to define but shows up really well in that one. It's something akin to practicality. I have no idea how to describe it in general but it's the parts like, oh, well, I can finish faster if I can go rougher, then if I can be more vocal, then if I can touch you and oh, yeah, I don't mind at all if you're more vocal and actually, it will probably help, etc. Like, he's being genuine in this being a favor he wants to do and in trying to make it less weird for her. He's not just trying to like, test boundaries for the sake of it, until she starts getting a little freaky with it (somewhere around him being about to cum and her wanting to change positions 👀). He's just trying to navigate this situation the best way he can. And it ends up spicier for it. Now I'm trying to better define the Thing. I think the audios of watching a sex scene with a friend, too hot to touch, nemesis and snowed in all have it to degrees. Like, the situation is what it is, so we might as well. I've described it to my friend like, friends do each other favors, right? Friends help each other move couches and drive each other to the airport, so why not fuck a friend going through a dry spell or give a pal a blow job so he's less nervous going into a date he's excited about? Sometimes it JUST MAKES SENSE. Anyway, my main point is that stranger cock nails it (and the listener) perfectly on that Thing of mine.

MsMagey

I'm sure those kinds of analytics are available for creators. But I'm a slut for some good data to analyze, so I want to seeee

MsMagey

Honestly you're not wrong. V-Day is SO great. No matter which one wins, I'm gonna be like, "Yeah, that one deserves it."

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

YESSS MsMagey the natural flow and progression from professional or platonic to gradually more and more touchy and like, giving into the moment, is done so well. There’s like a set standard agreement/relationship and the rest of the audio builds from it in a really authentic way and feels totally realistic (yknow, given that this is erotica). I love the way you put it into words!!

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

I still haven’t voted (caught between hot neighbor and vday 😔 it’d be crazy if they were like…idk, combined or something 🥴) but my prediction is beloved nasty filthy delightful v day 🫶🏼🌹

Jane

I just started the first book but I'm a little over halfway through the book. I would absolutely love that!!

malika🎄

Lol not my brain immediately going "boyfriend's boyfriend" at "BF's BF" for a split second. I voted Nemesis, but I think it'll be BF's BF too. I do think recency (and it being great too ofc) might help Next Door Neighbor so I wonder what ranking it'll get.

Phoebe

i hope bfs bf wins. i’ve been refreshing all day so excited for the mmf audio 🩷