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I have spent the past week entertaining my parents, who are visiting from out of town. We are the sort of family who hold seven concurrent conversations despite there being only three people in the room. It is a special kind of multiplexing which can drive others mad. I can handle it, because I grew up in it, but it has the unfortunate downside of making it impossible, at night, to consider anything other than falling into bed and aiming benumbed pupils at the tips of my toes. Hence, the Author's Tier and In-Universe Tier haven't seen the usual activity this week, and for that I both apologize and happily announce the following:   

As soon as I am free again on Sunday, and I finish the 298-mile personal-time run/shriek I am planning, I will greedily resume doling out the fevered ideas I've been adding to the Master Document while hiding in various restaurant men's rooms all week. The beginning of the coming week will see a compensatory burst of output for your enjoyment.  

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Tom Simmons

Get that doodie outta him, Connie!!

Bungus Bronbo

Damn, Connie really has had it figured out since presidents smoked on TV

Zen Window

connie reflecting that in his day hed have to pay for the privilege of slapping idiots but somehow that calculus has shifted in the intervening years

Bungus Bronbo

And growing up around seven concurrent conversations by three people (I'm assuming in different voices) gives depths to Achewood's character

Aaron G. Stock

IN WHICH Cornelius Demonstrates the Art of Escalating Fibonacci Negotiation. A clever person discounts for the second, a genius doubles.

Clench and Cheese

Connie no-name checking Ted Kaczinki and then dumbing down his bitch-slap rationale for Ray who would have no idea what dishabille meant is a classic Fuck You Friday move, IMO.

Bob the Fish Productions

This is going to escalate to the point where they're going to have to spend some time apart

Jenn

Reminds me of when a guy asked The Straight Dope if every person in China jumped off a chair at the same time, would the Earth be thrown off its axis. There was a drawing.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

It's good that Ray will have a long time friend dole out the slaps. He might spend far too much to have a stranger do it. Cornelius is offering him a bargain.

Ola Leier

Oh the vast chasm of lost intellectual potential of today's humanity, the sheer whirlpool of disarray. If only Achewood could be the Cornelian slap to it.

Omurice

Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint….

John Ashton

A glove slap and yet no demands for satisfaction? Most unbecoming! (choose any upper class accent you would like to apply to the above.)

Joe Locastro

It has been a solid second since Achewood made me legitimately GUFFAW and here we are. Don't get me wrong, love it all, but that last panel was a knee-slapper!

Spyguitar

There's a Bloom County strip where someone proposes breaking into the Pentagon (I think, I can't find it because internet search sucks now) and flushing all the toilets. I like to think that that's where Ray got the idea.

Josh Egbert

Ray is going to end up with a Reputation

Kate S.

Glove-slap as near-compliment

Kate S.

Also just realized that “I’m in… disarray” has the same vibe as when Ray says he’s been a bad boy and someone must sit on his cake about a billion years ago

zaratustra

you can't rely on idiots being interested in self-actualization, though

Lionstooth

It is helpful for the bear to have a side hustle, in this economy

s b

Thank you for the phrase “Cornelian Slap”