0057 — Philippe Gets Lyle a Present (Patreon)

Shirt lines that didn't make the cut:

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I AM LYLE

I SMELL LIKE

I WENT JOGGING WITH ONION SLICES IN MY ARMPITS 

and 

YARD TOOLS

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I already have GRASS

and GAS

So gimme your (LAWNMOWER?, SORRY, NOT SURE WHAT THIS ONE MEANS)

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I’M A PERFECT MIXTURE OF

PALE ANKLES

AND

THAT STUFFY HAT / HAIR SMELL

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